Goodbye to Worst Jokes Ever

who the fuck taught you to capitalize like thatt 😭

wdym? oh lol it’s a title

like for example Evil People Of Donutland

OMIGOSH ppl love me so much they want me to kms 💅 💅 well sorry,you’re out of luck

then of should be uncapitalized and bye should be

i meant a title for a person and yeah i should have capitalised “of”

the fuck are you on about 😭

flappy what did u pick?

u love me so much u took kys i reckon

cringe

See you tomorrow

Holy shit just fuck off

bro is rambling

too bad :)

Imagine voting for yourself to stay

💀

onfg

also hi wade

Hey Amy

Wade did you see my message on uwu

i didn’t :)

I did not

i didnt vote

i voted meh idrc

Course you didn’t

👍

honesttt

The fact you voted means you’re retarded

I’ll check it in a sec

👍

how are you?

wasn’t this already established

are you dumb? how many votes are there for “stayyy”?

One

Good, until I came across this post

I responded

twinnings

fair

ooh wje didn’t load for me yay :D

why the s like that

my keyboard crazy

Geez just leave

legoland

thats crazy

did u step on a lego?

BRO IMAGINE BEING A WORKER

AND HAVING TO SPEND YOUR CHRISTMAS

no.

WORKING AT AN AMUSEMENT PARK

THAT WOULD BE SO HORRIBLE

that’s be dope

rip

U are stupid

tell me something i don’t know

Holy shit just fuck off

i will :)

You won’t because you’re still here

damn that aggravated you?

u rlly think ur doing something wit the :) dont you

lmaoooo

You aggravate me, you being here

i will but not this minute

Holy shit I’m gonna ban you

ok :)

Kill yourself

that makes wade angry

what are you talking about

youre so weird

Are you non-binary?

ok

They/them or whatever

hmm… maybe

🤔

Yes or no.

Nobody wants you here, FUCK OFF

Kill yourself

Yes she is

Commit suicide

ITS RLLY NOT THAT DEEP

Stop ruining our Christmas!

😭😭 ur so dramatic

why did u go on a post you know id be on?

Because I figured you’d fuck off

hello

You know me

yeah why you still here thought u said youd leave

Bro made a post saying she’d leave, yet she’s still here

go commit die

wsg

Funni

Oh hey fappy

average "gEnDeR cOnFusEd" bper 😭😭😭

very funni

hru toast

Seriously tho

whatd you do for crimis

Exactly

DO YALL HAVE SNOW

The fact she’s from BP starts it, the fact she’s a non-binary fag adds fuel to the fire, then her just being a retard is the cherry on top

bye bitches :)

Don’t give her the pleasure of saying “bye”

Don’t acknowledge her

At least she’ll be gone for a little bit

Yeah she’ll be back

So enjoy the time she’s not on

The “pfp should be lowercase

*of

Wow I fucked that up bad

THATS WHAT I SAID

Affirmative

abt the normal post

👍

She’s from BP she’s got no brain cells

At least my and the others are Old Era BP this fucker is New Era BP

Me* damn autocorrect

Lmao BP lore

What is with you and lore all of a sudden

LOOOOOOOORRRREEEEE

So much of it, it runs deep

Jake Pat

There’s another TADC film theory

THERES SO MUCH BP LORE

OMFG

SO MUCH

All the BP Wars, me and my alts, so much LORE

OH HELL YEAH

Wade you killed chat

Wade to go 😒

wade why would you kill chat

smh smh

Hehe

Sorry I was rubbing something

What’d I do?

Stfu

Shhhhhh

It’s not directed at you don’t worry ;)

Wilkinson face reveal leaked

man you guys are so weird

Smash

gay

gay

No homo

you can sex someone no homo-ly

Exactly

I’m not making it tomorrow

Yes you are

Who’s the other person on here?

ME

Oh hi

the only time I’ll ever stop telling ppl to kill themselves is when someone actually does it

HI

Lmao

Hru

Based

Damn did Virgo leave?

Guess so

Anyways GUESS WHY I PUT A SCREEN PROTECTOR ON AND ITS ALMOST PERFECT

*WHAT

Cool

no mb I’m still here

I’m calling McDonald’s locations to find one that’s open

good hru

I’m chill

It’s Christmas lmao

I know

Damn

One time I prank called Carl’s Jr and ended up having a really nice conversation in which I explained the company’s history to a random underpaid worker

Poor kids trying to eat tonight. Not have a history lesson

It was 4:00 on a Wednesday who eats Carl’s Jr at 4:00 on a Wednesday

me

(I have no idea what Carl’s Jr is)

Do you know Hardee’s

yes but we don’t have them here

Do you know what Culver’s is?

There’s one right next to my school

…

ur joking

Yeah well neither do I but I still know carls jr

Deadass they sponsor my school and shit

no bc why do you guys get Culver’s but we don’t get in and out

How tf do you not know Carl’s Jr do you live in Antarctica or something

I get Culver’s AND in n out

no bro just the mid west

that’s so selfish you need to share

You probably live in Idaho or some lame ass state like that

ew no

they eat too many potatoes

Fr

Ohio is more likely considering your personality

Jk jk

… I’ll come to California and key your guitars

Go ahead

Relic guitars are more popular anyways

Holy shit I just figured out you can suck on a gummy bear like a pacifier

doing that is so gay

ngl

Nuh uh cause pacifiers are like

Titties

So it’s not gay

It’s not like imma be sucking on gummy bears all the time I just accidentally discovered it

heheeheheh

hi

So gay

Hi amyyy

ITS NOT GAY

Get a life

Nuh uh cause pacifiers are also like

tips of dicks

So it is gay

hi

yoyoyo

how would you know hmmm?

*finger guns*

I wouldntw

but I’m js saying that it seems an awful lot

like ur GAY

CAUSE

Dear god, this is what Jesus died for?

FOR SURE FOR SURE

pardon?

you didn’t finger gun me back :(

IM KIDDING

well, you fingered one

mhm mhm

oh that’s crazy

*finger guns*

wild

finger gun my ASS

the space makes it look kinda…

WHAT DID IT SAY

sophisticated

Stop.

you’re gay

💀

something abt me dw

100%

mind ur own BUISNESS JAKE

jake is a homosexual

yeah for sure

I AM A MADISEXUAL BECAUSE I AM SOLELY IN LOVE WITH HER

That’s sade

Sad

WHY?

that’s kinda cringe my dude

That’s even more homosexual cause ur just adding another sexual orientation to the lgbtq flag

SHIT

^^^^^^^

AWEEEEE

Jake’s part of the lgbt community

Damn why’d you all start shitting on me all of a sudden

ITS NOT CRINGE

ITS CUTE

uh huh uh huh

YALL LEAVE MY CARING LOVELY BOYFRIEND ALONE

VIRGO U CANT SAY SHIT

YEAH YOU JEALOUS FUCKS

check uwu

IVIUVJV OH OK

…

Jk jk

ur actually a retard

NO HES NOT

You think I’m jealous Lmao

*You’re

*ur

Fredi Fazbär ur ur ur ur

cause funni

“Madisexual 🥺”

Wade?

maybe he’s not that bad

yall so annoyng

guess we’ll never know

LEAVE MY BBG ALONE

wait why’d i delete

Holy shit

i meant to reply

what?

no way

no no no

When will it end

we’re not doing that

don’t worry these feelings of friendship will go away soon

switching up almost as much as he does?

that’s some mentally unstable insecure bullshit

He hates you 🤦‍♂️

damn you got a point

let’s not.

What’s happening why did this suddenly turn into a serious conversation

Cause I appeared ;)

i do too, but the CHRISTMAS APIRIT

WE’LL GO BULLY HIM TOMORROW

Kys BP scum

Hiya Dagger

we can have a wade shitfest tmrw

Yo

hi daggwr

Good to see you!

He did nothing wrong lmao

Did you see that I joined the discord?

yeah but funni

Yeah please leave Wade alone

…

He’ll do the same to you

What’s your user?

has he ever left me alone?

no.

I will make him

so emily is right.

mostly cause you fight back

didnt u also call him a troll with too much power?

He literally blew up yesterday. Chill

alternativeSymphony

i’m not staying silent while he shits me.

I’m trying to help him change

Alright.

no because u and I both know that based on how he acts, u could make him do shit

But provoking him won’t help

*couldnt

What does that have to do with anything?

he’s a fucking cunt with too big of an ego.

Who tf you talking about? Wade?

Yeah

He didn’t do nothing.

Says you. Someone doesn’t like you? Guess I’ll have to bully them

Tf you guys yapping about?

Not sure tbh

that’s EXACTLY what he does.

People like to bully him

Can we just agree to not have a wade shitfest and try not to provoke each other?

only cause HE likes to bully us

Wade doesn’t share a lot about himself on here but I know he’s going through shit like all the rest of us

saying he didn’t do anything wrong when, to be fair, u never specifically mentioned anything to me but u also said that u and sah have tried to have talks with him and also ON THE POST u told him multiple

We should only bully the shitheads that deserve it. Wade isn’t one of those people.

being so serious I wouldn’t use the term bully cause that makes it sound serious

And I’ve talked to him last night too. Let him be

he claims it to just be trolling so ig we just be trolling back

have I started anything w him today? no.

who said wha bout wade

None yo damn business.

AY

WAIT ITS YOU AGAIN

AY DIDNT I HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH U

No shit it’s me

AND THEN U GO AGAIN SAYING THE SAME SHIT

I THOUGHT WE HAD THT CONVO TO CLEAR SHIT

WTF MAN

oh boy

LIKE I TOOK MY TIME

JUST TO WORK IT OUT

Wasn’t aimed at you specifically anyone who isn’t part of this convo shouldn’t snoop around

no i mean when i talked with you about calling me annoyng

i dont care bout what u just told me im talking bout other shit

what I’m gonna say now is that dagger will never see wade the way that most of us see him, cause wade follows dagger around like a puppy. dagger obviously likes that, the respect that he gets from wade, so there’s no point in trying to explain what we think wade is doing wrong.

Like by that point the conversation we had about what your issue was is basically pointless if your just gonna say the same things

Dagger has stated multiple times for the other mods to think for themselves

that doesn’t mean that they’re going to do it.

Then I will call them out.

whole paragraph

Imma go play Fortnite with my little cousins don’t start too much

We’ll try our best

Your whole point Dagger or whatever reputation you have here is to act mature but you cant act mature for certain things

AWE

I’m not saying that wade disagrees with dagger but is too scared to say it, I’m saying that I’ve never seen wade contribute an original idea or say something remotely interesting other than “Haha ikr?” or just repeating what dagger and dagger Jr and baby ag said.

I believe that

OOO I FOUND MORE BROWNIES

fym you found brownies

like in the couch

where

NO UNDER MY PILOW

HEHEHEHE

key point: ALL of us.

why you had brownies under ur pillow 😭😭

SHIT I GOTTA FUCKED UP FAMILY

DOESNT DO SHIT TO ME

STAY POSITIVE

DONT LET PEOPLE DEFINE YOU

staying positive is way harder than it looks

dw bout it....

and it’s overrated

EXACTLY

BUT IF U DO

motivational madi moment

are they THOSE kind of brownies?

THT MEANS UR STRONG

that’s why i like madi

alliteration

HAHA I WISH EMILY

she’s positive enough for the both of us

nah they aint the cocaine filled brownies

sadly

And we have told him that or at least I have

*zaza

IM SO EXCITED FOR DINNER

i want

my lasagna

lasagna is spelled so silly

another problem i have with him, is that whenever i DO try to fix things with him, he never reciprocates.

ME TO

AFTER DINNER

I GET TO OPEN MY STOCKING

I LOVEEEEEEE STOCKIGNS

I LOVE THE MINI GIFTS

he guards his ego, and it makes it hard for me to sympathize with him.

Because he doesn’t care what you think 🤷‍♀️

yes I’m aware, but it really doesn’t do anything. I’m not blaming u, I do believe ur actually trying, but I’m just saying it doesn’t do anything.

then why the fuck should i?

why shouldn’t i bully him?

eh i kinda just deal with wade

sometimes he the cool wade we know

others hes a jerk

i knew him before all of you

he never changes

just needa catch him when he aint being rude

he never gets better

eh

just an endless cycle of bipolarity

exactly cause there’s nothing wrong w calling him out when he’s tryna be a weasel

ATLEAST HE'LL AGREE TO BEING A FISH

GOLD FISH TO BE EXACT

Because it just causes a lot of shit. Jake and others left because of it. We finally had to tell wade that what he was doing was idiotic. If he won’t do it then you big the bigger person here and suck it up

why should i be the bigger person? what has he ever done for me besides blame me for everything and just be a general dickhead?

Then let me deal with it cause at least he seems to listen to what I say

us'

ISTG ALL THIS SUGAR

GONNA BE AN EFFECT ON ME

wait people do stockings later?? 😭

ur acting like I’m not doing that already. your actions don’t depend on mine, wilk.

I don’t know. You guys have a longer history with each other. I’m saying that some people have to grow up. An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind

understood but HES older, HES the mod

like

Wdym

^^^

i wouldnt mind it so much if like

NO BUT I WANTED TO SO I HAD THE EXCITEMENT OF OPENING GIFTS

he wasnt mod yk