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    • Have fun bro!

    I don't know what's worst. Pickle rick, or that.

    IM A LEG MORTY

    I TURNED MYSELF INTO A FUCKIN LEG MORTY IM LEG RIIICK

    Iโ€™m bleeding chunks outta my earโ€ฆโ€ฆbrb

    "DO YOU KNOW YOUR ENGLISHHHH"

    Heello

    shadowban test

    Wow these retards shadowbanned me

    Fucking haters

    Wait can you see what I say

    Say 675858

    Oh okay I'm not shadowbanned

    I thought mods will shadowban

    Someone needs to listen to IDGAF by drake feat yeat

    Because now mods ban for everything

    Even being offline for too long

    Idk who that is

    I was in this site back in 2017 when there were only jokes

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    and someone needs better shoes to stop fallin

    WOW..

    Yeah I used to laugh at jokes here I'm scared the mods will delete the old jokes because the new generation is too sensitive

    Alr Iโ€™m back

    Oh cool

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    this is one the mods im dating him

    "madis my little donut" is wild

    Probably, I dabbed it with a Kleenex a few timesโ€ฆit just kept bleeding

    Ima stop touching it

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    " i saw it on youtube shorts" is crazy

    Leave bro alone :cry

    My favorite joke is

    "What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?"

    "Optimistic."

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    DONT TOUCH

    Yea Iโ€™ll check it at home, now itโ€™s just itchy

    I will I will

    I dislike that people are now stealing jokes in order to get likes

    There are infinite possibilities for new jokes

    Gtg lunch, ttyl!

    Let's hear it

    This guy, Jaek is cool

    Thanks

    Cya guys!

    I don

    't know

    What do they have in common?

    It would be better if you said

    What do you call a 3 humped camel

    "What's the difference between" the two

    I heard that one before though

    Government name is chanel, thts why

    Also there's too many small children on here

    I heard my grandma talk about Fifty Shades of Grey with her friend

    I can tell that they are

    Anonymous

    I heard my grandma talk about Fifty Shades of Grey with her friend

    Wtf lmao

    I tried asking if she's okay, but, she went on a lecture of saying she's a adult and I'm not so I shouldn't know what it was in the first place.

    Damage control

    (!)(!)(!)

    I have four parents Madi, I have grandmas on each side.

    She's all dried up already anyway

    Like a prune

    So why bother

    If she got Parkinsons' then maybe it's more exciting

    But she probably has arthritis

    So she has to just settle for the old washing machine

    How do you do long division.

    Anonymous

    How do you do long division.

    With a calculator

    It's a TOUGH situation I'm in, okay?

    HOW DO YOU FORGET SCIENCE?

    Why the hell would you do long division on paper in current year + 7

    WHAT DOES CONDENSATION DEFINE, MADISON?

    MATH = Mental Abuse To Humans

    See, Jaek knows what's up.

    There is no reason to learn math past Applied Math unlest you are applying to be an engineer or architect or something

    How did you know

    Well I'm going to check my closet and windows tonight... that's creppy

    If you are hiding in my house I will flog you

    With a chainsaw chain

    You aren't wearing socks, I see..

    Why are you stalking me

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    is jake but spelled weird

    No it's Jaekelopterus

    Pick up the clothes off your floor, Jaek.

    I'm not naked wtf

    Talking about your laundary.

    That you haven't fold yet.

    My room isn't filthy like that

    Ok phew you're not stalking me

    Maybe not me. Not sure about Madison though.

    Well Madison been warned

    Madi would you take your chances against a Mossberg shotgun

    And the fact that you do not know the layout of my house as well as I do

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Would you take your chances against me?

    I could take the both of you on with one hand behind my back and my eyes closed

    Bring it on

    Alright

    We shall battle to the death

    We meet at 11:59 PM EST

    And the fight begins when the clock strikes 12

    On my way

    Kansas?

    You gotta be shitting me

    I live in Lousiana

    You couldn't have just chosen Texas?

    Bad move

    You better wear all black

    Because this is your funeral

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    IDFK THT HOE

    Yes you're stalking me and hiding in the vents of my house

    Some crook at school told me I look "emo" for having my hair down and a black long sleeve, who was also the same guy who had a My Hero hoodie that barely fit and VERY greasy hair..Also smelled like axe spray.

    Anonymous

    Some crook at school told me I look "emo" for having my hair down and a black long sleeve, who was also the same guy who had a My Hero hoodie that barely fit and VERY greasy hair..Also smelled like axe spray.

    Vile, I can imagine the disgusting sight from here.

    Honestly, I wear pink 24/7..And just one day I wear black, It's the biggest shit show ever!

    He probably doesn't even shower and uses Axe as a substitute.

    The only thing he attracts are animals

    I wasn't talking about Jake

    That's great, Madi.. :cry

    I won't insult Jake because he has a similar name to mine

    We're probably related or something

    Well what's your surname then

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    ๐•ƒ๐•€๐•ƒ ๐”ธ๐”พ

    FINDING THEIR IP AND SOCK THEM

    Lol "finding their IP" is useless.

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    DONT U GOT CHICKEN TO BE LICKIN OFF YO FINGERS?

    DONT YOU GOT THAT FUCKIGN TACO SAUCE ON YO FINGERS?

    Uh oh, sexting. I need to leave before I cringe myself to death.

    A little TOO made for you..

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    Ugh, don't. He already ripped my leggings.

    Help me baby lord of Jesus..

    Currently still not legal in America since I was born in Mexico and my mom Doesn't have a green card.

    Anonymous

    Currently still not legal in America since I was born in Mexico and my mom Doesn't have a green card.

    ๐Ÿ’€

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    That's why I hang out with white people more!

    Still trying to convince him to give me one.

    Fly ha to New york, sign my name all on ha tits

    yes i took his ladyyy, im like blue face

    NO HER DAD REALLY IS WHITE.

    Her mom does look Mexican tho

    Madi a lotta things..White, polish, mexican, sum sum sum

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    SHES SEEN HIM

    So have I and he looks like heโ€™d beat me up lmao

    I THOUGHT U SAID 65% WHITE??

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    GO EAT YOUR FUCKING TAKIS AND GO SUCK ON LOLLIPOPS COVERED IN TAJIN

    AG is going off rn haha

    north korea has a strange obsession wit nazis..

    Anonymous

    north korea has a strange obsession wit nazis..

    Is AG from North Korea๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€

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    They slap some ground up meat on a piece of paper that barely passes as a tortilla and call it a fucking taco

    This school over here is fr 99.9% white, yet these hoes cooking up some ASS TASTING soup, calling it "pazole"

    THAT'S SOME CAN SHIT ILL SEE IN A UNDER GROUND DOOMSDAY BASMENT

    Pazole also has pig which is mad good too

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    YES ID LOVE THT <3

    TEACH EACH OTHER OUR FAMILYโ€™S RECIPES AND SHIT

    A friend of mines said they tried attempting to make arroz con leche, but instead they cause a fire drill. THats the shit they get for trying to act out equalization

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    ILL TEACH U HOW TO MAKE MY MAMAS FAJITAS

    YESSSSS

    WE AINT EVEN FINNA GET ON WIT THT

    ABT ALLAT SHIT U SAID LAST NIGHT

    She is not innocent or sweet

    ik tht as a matter of fact

    and I dont wanna know either wayy

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    she knew me when i had all my kinks

    Had is past tense Madi.

    Gotta try harder than that

    I ain't some kinda pet, I'm a HUMAN BEING myself.

    WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEANN??

    WE AINT BRINGING THT UP CUS YK DAMN WELL HOW U WAS IN 5TH GRADE

    I DDINT KNOW WHAT A KINK WAS

    PLUS MOST OF THE STUFF I SAID WASNT EVEN FROM ME

    deadass the ONLY thing i told you about in 5th grade was the birds and the bess

    and then tony told us the rest

    I aint say shit besides what sex was..u was gonna learn the next grade either WAYY??

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    anywho, no more sex talk it makes me uncomfortable

    Comment deleted by ๐•ฏ๐–”๐–“๐–š๐–™๐•ฏ๐–—๐–†๐–œ๐–Ÿ๐–Ÿ

    but all we can say is we both were bad in 5th grade

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    Okay now I'm really done, I AM OUT.

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    THE SEX TALK WAS UNCOMFORTABLE.

    didnt wear the matching necklace today cus i forgot

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    yall i think my bird autistic fr....

    what did you take that on?

    hes just acoustic, its aii

    He lied about going to Cleveland that's my irl friend I'm going to his house later

    is that fizzarollie as ur pfp?

    idk how to spell his name

    Ragged Whydah