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Have fun bro!

I don't know what's worst. Pickle rick, or that.

IM A LEG MORTY

I TURNED MYSELF INTO A FUCKIN LEG MORTY IM LEG RIIICK

Iโ€™m bleeding chunks outta my earโ€ฆโ€ฆbrb

"DO YOU KNOW YOUR ENGLISHHHH"

Heello

shadowban test

Wow these retards shadowbanned me

Fucking haters

Wait can you see what I say

Say 675858

Oh okay I'm not shadowbanned

I thought mods will shadowban

Someone needs to listen to IDGAF by drake feat yeat

Because now mods ban for everything

Even being offline for too long

Idk who that is

I was in this site back in 2017 when there were only jokes

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and someone needs better shoes to stop fallin

WOW..

Yeah I used to laugh at jokes here I'm scared the mods will delete the old jokes because the new generation is too sensitive

Alr Iโ€™m back

Oh cool

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this is one the mods im dating him

"madis my little donut" is wild

Probably, I dabbed it with a Kleenex a few timesโ€ฆit just kept bleeding

Ima stop touching it

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" i saw it on youtube shorts" is crazy

Leave bro alone :cry

My favorite joke is

"What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?"

"Optimistic."

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DONT TOUCH

Yea Iโ€™ll check it at home, now itโ€™s just itchy

I will I will

I dislike that people are now stealing jokes in order to get likes

There are infinite possibilities for new jokes

Gtg lunch, ttyl!

Let's hear it

This guy, Jaek is cool

Thanks

Cya guys!

't know

What do they have in common?

It would be better if you said

What do you call a 3 humped camel

"What's the difference between" the two

I heard that one before though

Government name is chanel, thts why

Also there's too many small children on here

I heard my grandma talk about Fifty Shades of Grey with her friend

I can tell that they are

Anonymous

I heard my grandma talk about Fifty Shades of Grey with her friend

Wtf lmao

I tried asking if she's okay, but, she went on a lecture of saying she's a adult and I'm not so I shouldn't know what it was in the first place.

Anonymous

I tried asking if she's okay, but, she went on a lecture of saying she's a adult and I'm not so I shouldn't know what it was in the first place.

Damage control

(!)(!)(!)

I have four parents Madi, I have grandmas on each side.

She's all dried up already anyway

Like a prune

So why bother

If she got Parkinsons' then maybe it's more exciting

But she probably has arthritis

So she has to just settle for the old washing machine

How do you do long division.

Anonymous

How do you do long division.

With a calculator

It's a TOUGH situation I'm in, okay?

HOW DO YOU FORGET SCIENCE?

Why the hell would you do long division on paper in current year + 7

WHAT DOES CONDENSATION DEFINE, MADISON?

MATH = Mental Abuse To Humans

See, Jaek knows what's up.

There is no reason to learn math past Applied Math unlest you are applying to be an engineer or architect or something

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HOW OLD ARE U BRO

Why

How did you know

Well I'm going to check my closet and windows tonight... that's creppy

If you are hiding in my house I will flog you

With a chainsaw chain

You aren't wearing socks, I see..

Why are you stalking me

The Unknown King of Moderation

is jake but spelled weird

No it's Jaekelopterus

Pick up the clothes off your floor, Jaek.

Anonymous

Pick up the clothes off your floor, Jaek.

I'm not naked wtf

Talking about your laundary.

That you haven't fold yet.

My room isn't filthy like that

Ok phew you're not stalking me

Maybe not me. Not sure about Madison though.

Well Madison been warned

Madi would you take your chances against a Mossberg shotgun

And the fact that you do not know the layout of my house as well as I do

The Unknown King of Moderation

Would you take your chances against me?

I could take the both of you on with one hand behind my back and my eyes closed

Bring it on

Alright

We shall battle to the death

We meet at 11:59 PM EST

And the fight begins when the clock strikes 12

On my way

Kansas?

You gotta be shitting me

I live in Lousiana

You couldn't have just chosen Texas?

Bad move

You better wear all black

Because this is your funeral

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IDFK THT HOE

Yes you're stalking me and hiding in the vents of my house

Some crook at school told me I look "emo" for having my hair down and a black long sleeve, who was also the same guy who had a My Hero hoodie that barely fit and VERY greasy hair..Also smelled like axe spray.

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Some crook at school told me I look "emo" for having my hair down and a black long sleeve, who was also the same guy who had a My Hero hoodie that barely fit and VERY greasy hair..Also smelled like axe spray.

Vile, I can imagine the disgusting sight from here.

Honestly, I wear pink 24/7..And just one day I wear black, It's the biggest shit show ever!

He probably doesn't even shower and uses Axe as a substitute.

The only thing he attracts are animals

I wasn't talking about Jake

I won't insult Jake because he has a similar name to mine

We're probably related or something

Well what's your surname then

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FINDING THEIR IP AND SOCK THEM

Lol "finding their IP" is useless.

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DONT U GOT CHICKEN TO BE LICKIN OFF YO FINGERS?

DONT YOU GOT THAT FUCKIGN TACO SAUCE ON YO FINGERS?

Uh oh, sexting. I need to leave before I cringe myself to death.

A little TOO made for you..

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Ugh, don't. He already ripped my leggings.

Help me baby lord of Jesus..

Currently still not legal in America since I was born in Mexico and my mom Doesn't have a green card.

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Currently still not legal in America since I was born in Mexico and my mom Doesn't have a green card.

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That's why I hang out with white people more!

Still trying to convince him to give me one.

Fly ha to New york, sign my name all on ha tits

yes i took his ladyyy, im like blue face

NO HER DAD REALLY IS WHITE.

Her mom does look Mexican tho

Madi a lotta things..White, polish, mexican, sum sum sum

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SHES SEEN HIM

So have I and he looks like heโ€™d beat me up lmao

I THOUGHT U SAID 65% WHITE??

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GO EAT YOUR FUCKING TAKIS AND GO SUCK ON LOLLIPOPS COVERED IN TAJIN

AG is going off rn haha

north korea has a strange obsession wit nazis..

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north korea has a strange obsession wit nazis..

Is AG from North Korea๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€

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This school over here is fr 99.9% white, yet these hoes cooking up some ASS TASTING soup, calling it "pazole"

THAT'S SOME CAN SHIT ILL SEE IN A UNDER GROUND DOOMSDAY BASMENT

Pazole also has pig which is mad good too

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YES ID LOVE THT <3

TEACH EACH OTHER OUR FAMILYโ€™S RECIPES AND SHIT

A friend of mines said they tried attempting to make arroz con leche, but instead they cause a fire drill. THats the shit they get for trying to act out equalization

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ILL TEACH U HOW TO MAKE MY MAMAS FAJITAS

YESSSSS

WE AINT EVEN FINNA GET ON WIT THT

ABT ALLAT SHIT U SAID LAST NIGHT

She is not innocent or sweet

ik tht as a matter of fact

and I dont wanna know either wayy

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she knew me when i had all my kinks

Had is past tense Madi.

Gotta try harder than that

I ain't some kinda pet, I'm a HUMAN BEING myself.

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEANN??

WE AINT BRINGING THT UP CUS YK DAMN WELL HOW U WAS IN 5TH GRADE

I DDINT KNOW WHAT A KINK WAS

PLUS MOST OF THE STUFF I SAID WASNT EVEN FROM ME

deadass the ONLY thing i told you about in 5th grade was the birds and the bess

and then tony told us the rest

I aint say shit besides what sex was..u was gonna learn the next grade either WAYY??

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anywho, no more sex talk it makes me uncomfortable

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but all we can say is we both were bad in 5th grade

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BITCH HE HANST GOTTEN PUSSY IN 7 YEARS

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Okay now I'm really done, I AM OUT.

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my hands cold as shit tho fr

Iโ€™ll warm them up <3

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THE SEX TALK WAS UNCOMFORTABLE.

didnt wear the matching necklace today cus i forgot

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yall i think my bird autistic fr....

what did you take that on?

hes just acoustic, its aii

He lied about going to Cleveland that's my irl friend I'm going to his house later

is that fizzarollie as ur pfp?