Forgot Lunch

do u have money with u?

ye

but we have beef pockets for lunch

and i don’t eat beef

it tastes nasty

also school food in general tastes nasty

do they have bread?

idk

imma steal food from my friend

i’m so

HUNGRYY

i didn’t eat breakfast either 😔

YEAH U CAN ASK UR FRIEND IF YALL CAN SHARE

yeeeee

yeee cus sharing is caring

ooo we’re getting out of cards

*our id

id cards are so slayy

i miss wearing ids

lmaoo

we get student discounts

if we show our id

ion eat lunch nor breakfast lolz..

damn

chex

you still there?

we habe this card thingy to get a discount when we go karaoke

mhm im still here

slayy

but i dont do karaoke bc we broke

it’s college application weekkk

i haven’t drunken water today

:(

Hi

hi

HOW

UR SUPPOSED TO DRINK WATER WHEN U WAKE UPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

i wanna take care of u

I think I disturb, so goodbye

:)

no such thing as disturb

the word disturb doesnt exist when it comes to me

everyone is welcome to butt into the conversation

yuss

https://carny-s-uwu-crew.mn.co/share/V5jOY_h4K6YU7R9j?utm_source=manual

slay

Man fuck lunch

I forgot my binder

for school

im in sience

ima get in trouble

well its in my locker i js don't wanna get it :/

Your Uber has arrived.

whats binder

i gtg

gn chexyyy <33

aweeee

take care and have a great day angel<3333

wanna see my id

damn that’s crazy

SURE

my picture looks so ugly whehejsjejjsj

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MY FAV COLORSSSS

ye

damn bro kinda disappointed ngl

what do ppl call u?

amy

i see

cause amidhaar is kinda stupid

i like ur name

Ima reveamp it

nah it sucks

What u want me to change

okok

Man you all need to like

Eat more

JAKE

AMY

JAMAL

wsg

hmmmm

Just chillin

i eat less n still fatto

Tyrone

in your car?

Yes

Fuck school

deshawn

Also it hasn’t started yet lmao

me

You are school fr

ikr

the only school i dont mind getting inside

Hehehehe

😏

the only school i would love to get shot at

inside

frfr

AMERICA! FUCK YEAH

slayy

I should change that to simp over everyone

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETERRRRR?!!?!?!?!?🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🔥🦅🦅🦅🔥🇺🇸🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥🇺🇸🇺🇸🔥🔥🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅

yes

bc

noo

TF IS A KILIOMETER

jakeywakey is a simp

for meee

yes

and i am too

yes

hail amywavy

Simp for you only Chex bc otherwise I will literally get beat up by 90% of the userbase

damn

i love how special ur funko pops than us

Say that again?

Why am I a grass type

Is it because of the CHERRY WEEEEEDDDDDDD

🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁

i have question

Yes, also cuz u try and peacefully resolve problems. Grass=green=peace

if ppl carve pumkins

pumpkins

🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁

Damn bro really went all in with it

is it edible?

like

uh

Ye

Yeah you can eat pumpkins

in me

the thing yall carve?

They don’t taste good unless they’re cooked right

call me a pumpkin then

when its halloween

But you can use them in various pastries and desserts

And you can roast the seeds

Anything is edible if you’re brave enough

i thought its fake-

pumpkin seeds are delicious

So go ahead and take a bite out of the stem

pepitas

thats why im asian

Lmao

i eat dogs and humans

eat me

i’m yummy

open wide bbg

I’ll eat both of you

me first

Same time

that’s not possible

we need wadw

bro got 2 heads

Anything’s possible with enough effort

And actually it’s pretty easy if you think of it

wade

Just do a bro bump

wadeypoo..eat me..

jakey

like how the chinese dude ate the whole big ass watermelon in just 10 sexs

See how this would work

secs*

I could just stick my face up there yknow

2 for 1

Sweet bro hella jefff

Yes

Bro knows

Maximum effort

Where doing it man

Where MAKING THIS HAPEN

YES

damn they thic frfrfrf

After I finish the essay cuz turns out I was 400 words short last night!

Nice lmao

im translating the interview quesgions to english for me to learn english better

https://www.homestuck.com/sweet-bro-and-hella-jeff/1 If you wanna be in on the joke

wtf

What

i love it

Lmao

I DID IT

The sweetest of bros and the hella-est of jeffs

NOW I HAVE 100:EXTRA WORDS

YES

W wade

im not done yet

ive been sitting for an hour and im still in question9

Damn

Oof

hi

pls continue talking so that i would get lazy to write

okay

so

how's your day been

i woke up with a headache

and then

i had practice

what kind of practice

i did my very best today and im tired

trumpet and singing and conductor

ooh cool

our chorus festival is in this 18

so i have no time

but

Well hey, props to you for doing your best

im happy today

ayyyyy

bc mama bought me stuffed toy:D

I'm glad youre happy :D

i am happy:D

thanks:D

hhbu?

woke up at 3 AM with a stomach ache, realized I had work, sat in bed for a while while I slowly starved, and then was almost late to school

but I'm also happy today

for reasons I can't exactly figure out lmao

My allergies are killin me

well it doesnt matter bc ur happy:D

rip

ayyyy fr

if ur hapi u are hapi hapi

whats ur allergies

hapi hapi hapiiiii

HAPIIIII

H A P I I I I I I I

Currently it’s just a runny nose, which makes my head stuffed up, which makes my ears feel clogged, which makes get dizzy at times, which makes me not wanna do anything

I may be over exaggerated a bit

have you considered

getting over it

jk jk

😱

Hope you feel better man, that sucks

Yea, it mainly makes my eyes itchy and dry and my nose run

runny nose sucks

and allgeryies

Yea

It’s that time of the year tho

u have food alergy?

pls excuse my speling im too lazy to correct them

Not that I’m aware of

hbu g?

nah chex dw you're fine

I've seen much, MUCH worse from native english speakers

then im glad im not alone

tehehehh

lol

chex quick favorite song ever

A AAAA I HAVE A LOT BUT I CANT CHOOSE

IM BAD AT MAKING CHOICES N DECIDING

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HOLD ON

SAMEEEEEE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IDK

I HAVE A LOT

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKcrsdvlBzE

NAME SOMEEEE

I CANT BC ITS THE WHOLE ATRISTS

ARTISTS

UHHHHHHHH WAIT

UHHHHHHHHHHHH

Gtg busss

byeeee wade

jake

sup

omfg

i pressed home button now i have to start over

fuck

aw damn

like you do-joji, sofia-clairo, (all of chevy's songs and covers) ,somewhere only we know- keane, freaks- surf curse, princess bibblegum- ilyTOMMY, pool- stephen sanchez, something about you-eyedress, jealous- eyedress, ( all of d4vd's songs) ,dandelions- ruth b, telephones- vacations, (all of cigarettes after sex's songs) , yellow-coldplay, go kitty go -dancing cats, EVERYTHING- the black skirts, (all of tally hall and jack stauber's songs), no other heart - mac demarco, line without a hook -ricky montgomery , cold as ice- blacklite district, bring me back to life- evanescence, pick a brain-( and detatched by lyn lapid) moment- lil death , see you again - tyler the creator, and lastly dark red - steve lacy

i have a lot more

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

this laptop boutta shut down in 3 mins

(all of cults songs i love all of it)

jakeywakey i gtg

:(

babyeee

have a great dau everyone