First Impression

stfu

boner

They're easy to rape

i thing anything but when i see a post from u i think "fuck the furries at it again"

i dont think anything*

i post thing cotraversle, or make ppl have to think, b/c of comments like this

i have power

hey

wtf is controversial about what you first notice about the opposite sex?

ayo

nothing, it makes u think thoe

pause

wtf

you said it was controversial

also stfu mimi

doggy style?

fuck the furry is horny now

hi

wtf

i need therapy

bro mimi thought you killed yourself?

are yall ok?

do you have any thing that could help me

drugs

ok

which one

idk just drugs

specifically

here take some anti furryness drugs maybe that'll help u

shut up

im talking to human

the ones the doc gives u when u fucked up in the brain

should i take marajuana

?

ok

got ya

i will go to the doctors after im done with school for today

i think my school has therapy too

k

idk

ima find out

wait how old are u humn

human

14

u

wow

16

miriam was 14

that was her real name

she didnt want u guys to know

dam

but now its ok

i thought you were her twin sister?

for u guys to know

yes im

i am

so how are you 16?

and she was 14

2 year difference

ya

wat

WTFF

THAT MAKES NO MF SENSE BITCH

ha

stop the cap

she told me not to tell you guys her real age

twins arent 2 years apart

she is lying

you just said that she was 14?

yes

she was lying

ok

she is 16 i am older by 2 min

ffs you do need therapy

yes

yes i do

i agree w/ terrorist

me too

THEN GET SOM HELP DAMIT

hey terroist and im sorry for what my sister saif to u

said

you schizophrenic or some shit?

wat

BRO WE KNOW YOUR MIMI

and pizza person

no im not

im her twin sister

she told me'

ok

wat if she dont have a twin?

she told me she got cyberbullyed

she's obv schizophrenic

by u

havent we all...

oh no mimi got cyberbullied!

no one gives a fuck

wat is ur prob

everything

i will be right back ok

same here

see ya

omfg my problem is your furry ass can't stop being gay asf for like 5 minutes no one likes you here

dead just like mimi?

yes

oh no u killed urself too and im back

dam

i hadto get water

r u @ school?

yes

she had to go put her furry suit on real quick

no

im not mimi and she is not a furry

bffr

man im high

i want to be high

tobad

great

nothing

hair i gues

*guess

some mf in my class just said that they thought gorillas were just born no babys stage

lol

lol

so funny haha

were terrorist go, he funny

idk

yeah he is

he just wants to bully ppl

espaically mirim /mimi

people

yeah

i hate talking to them in person

eww

i love talking to people but not in person

social interaction scares me, (anxiety i guess)

bc they talk tomuch

and mee too

haha

nice

we have someting in common

something*

so how was ur day

good

cool

mine was crazy

im a phycopath right now bc my twin killed herself

😭

wtf

i need therapy

yes

i knoe

GO GET HELP

know*

i am trying

hold on let me find therapy numbers

give me a sec

ffs fr get them mf therapy numbers

you need it

AND I AIN'T NO DUDE

oh

dam

i found something

your meds? thank god

HOME 741741

a number of a therapist

yaey

finally i found it

wat?

what

let me text them

give me a sec

741741? therapy numbers? or how much you weight?

oh like phone #

dang terrorist

phone number

ya

you don't need therapy you need to be put into a psych ward ffs

i think so

frr who knows what other ppl you'll start barking at

bruh

im not a furry or miriam

bffr

wat

so how was ur day

shit because of your fatass ruining it

wat did i do

we know your gay ass is mimi let's be fr

anyone else on

me

k

cool

i never saw u here did u change ur name

if u did then wat was ur old name

the xollector

oh

*collector

my sister knew u

she has u followed

oh

who?

mimi

did u knoe her

know

are u in school

bentho are u there

yeah

im here

ok

cool

wat grade r u in

PIZZA

GET UR ASS ON

7th

uhh

oh

damn

almost 8th

wow

im almost in 10th grade

hows mimi?

oh

im her twin sis

she hanged herself right?

or is this mimi?

no

yes

im amanda

her twin

ur mimi

be fr

no

im

not

see look its u!

stop

im not miriam

...

get ur furry ass out of here

miriam is her real name

i kbow that is a weird name

clearly it u bc u got mad at the fact that we called u a furry

also

she told

why are you on this website after you "twin sister'' died

fr shouldn't you be depressed and emo? but no your on a JOKES WEBSITE

sorry wrong chat

LMFAO

LMAOOOOO

are you laughing at me or them

mimi where are youuuuu

here she is!

amanda!

omg its my mother

why are you on her acc!

you shouldnt change ur sister last pfp before she died!

it showed her true furriness

hi im back

did u get the second litter box i sent u mimi

im getting out of here and going to a different chat since u guys want me out of here so byeee

what about the chew toy we sent mimi?

thank god

hey why are u always trying to bully me and her

cole is dissapointed in your most recent search

wow

mine is "dissapointed cole png"

lol

haha

bye

bitch

oh no prob going to put ehr furry suit again!

furry

her*

wtf is this ad

WHY ARE YOU SO RANDOM

MY PARENTS CALL ME CAPTION RANDOM

*captian

captain fatass u mean?

i will take the gay test

it'll prob be 100%

gay ass

bro i have an eating disorder

im a skinny ass twig

not me

we know that

im skinny too

ofc u "amanda"

hold on let me take the gsy test

be right back

lol

im aroace

i might be asexual or aromantic

i just tested

cool

hmm

are you furry

no

are you done*

yes

no

no'

no

your are just too gay for it to show

she's too gay

gay scale brke

no im not

100000000000000000000000% gay

just stop

goodbye

nope

dont kys like mimi

stop following me in the my chat just stop

really ur annoying

no

im not

yes u r

i just want to know everything about mimi!

ur really annoying

ok

i will tell

u

everyting u want to know about her but just leavr me alone after

wat do u want to know

mcdonalds thinks that same thing abt u. everythime you walk into the mf mcdonalds they think "fuck not this furry again she so mf annoying

i am not a furry

i want to know why your faking ur death firstly

she didnt

im her twin sis

really

ik ur mimi

next question

but ur 16 and shes 14?

twins? bitch that's 2 years difference

she lied about that shes actually 16

im older by 2 min

2 MIN? BHAHAHHAH

wat

next question

were u counting out the woub?

womb*

no

next question

her real name is miriam she goes by mimi now

ugly ass name

she doesnt wear makeup

or is it just a made up name\

i do

no its not

shes needs it then

next question

ik

she needs makeup

so next question

why did she make up a imaginary twin sister named amanda and then goes on a joke website and fakes her death and is now acting likes shes the "twin sister" who is 2 years older than her?

2 min by the way and she did kill herelf i dont want to talk bput her death

talk about how it went

but

i dont want to talk about her death

did she hang herself?

LMAOOOOOO

yes

she hanged herself

i would too if i looked like that

i would too if i was a furry

life was so annoying and she was always blamed her and someone called her baba yaga

and thats y she killed herself

wtaf is a baba yaga

a monster of some kind

i'm laughing so mf much rn

amanda ur a baba yaga

u r

im not

im actually beautiful

seriously\

this u?

no

BHAHAHHAAHHAAHH

wtf is going on (retorical queastion)

haha

they want to know more about mimi

amanda is mimi

next question

thats whats going on

no im not her

yes u are

please belive me

believe*

i dont

................

ik u dont

no one ever belives me

do a face reveal if you want me to belive u

ok

when i get home

ok

no rn

cause i cstn do it now

pls

I am sorry but i dont, i follow people for no reason, you are mimi, i was following you, no offense

did u just say pls

:D

its ok

but i am not mean about stuff

:D

i am also folloqing u

me too but if someone is rude to me first then i got over the top

so

face reveal mimi

did pizza just say pls

alr i will try now

tf is this gay ass on abt now?

pls dont judge

we wont

ok thx

give me a sec

im ugly fr

:D

BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

nice

im ugly

ik

fr just like ur twin sister

i know im ugly

hey dont judge

im ugly too

no

im getting out ofnhere goodbye

very ugly

i am very ugly

ur a girl? or a boy?

oh

ur kinda cute

im ugly af

AYO U DEF GAY

GAY ASFFFF

THAT GAY TEST WAS 1000000% WASN'T IT

i knew i was ugly i just knew it

bye

ummm

ok then

have fun being a furry

I am a woman

you're not ugly

nobody is

im telling u now thin ur eyebrows

me?

u would look way better

yea

no offence

oh yeah im gonna soon

im just saying that its a good move

thats what i did and i look 1x better than what i did beore

i wax my eyebrows once a week to make them thinner

10x*

i haven't done it in two weeks because of personal things

ima go bully mimi

or "amanda"

csn u stop

please stop being a bully

trying to bully me

i dont like them

me too

oh hi furry

hey bitch

bullies are bad for society

you know what's bad for society? those thick ass eyebrows

and ben ur a two faced bitch with brows thinker than ur mf weight

like i said if someone is being rude to me first i go over the top

bitch look whos talking

at least when i have smth to say abt someone i do

motherfucking craker

face reveal

now

is that a complement or-