fucking teacher called me out for being on my phone and my parents took it away and the fucking class didnβt even start and they beat me so hard itβs not even funny
fucking teacher called me out for being on my phone and my parents took it away and the fucking class didnβt even start and they beat me so hard itβs not even funny
Toast γ
Good
mal πΈ
same
mal πΈ
i fell asleep at 2 am and woke up at 7 am this morning π
Grizzlymilk
Same
The aMayzing spider-gwen
Like same I was up till 4 and got up at 8
Toast γ
Grizzlymilk
mal πΈ
so toughhh
mal πΈ
leonardddd
The aMayzing spider-gwen
Mal what do you think of my picrew pfp
Flappy.
ha i got one less hour of sleep than yiu
Grizzlymilk
I like it
Flappy.
you lost
Grizzlymilk
Is that what you look like irl
The aMayzing spider-gwen
Thanks :)
mal πΈ
i love it!
Toast γ
Picrews are stupid. Be based and have a character
Toast γ
The aMayzing spider-gwen
Aww :)
mal πΈ
ive made so many picrews of myself haha
mal πΈ
none of them really look like me though
Toast γ
How do you draw people?
Flappy.
guys i gotta go to the dentist in ten minutes
Flappy.
i dont wanna goo
The aMayzing spider-gwen
Yeah. My hair is like two months away from being that length but yeah
The aMayzing spider-gwen
Nooi
Flappy.
just become skilled
mal πΈ
noooo
mal πΈ
im so bad at drawing people i wish i could draw them
The aMayzing spider-gwen
Flappy rate my picrew
mal πΈ
i drew myself once and coloured it with pain markers but it ripped the paper and ruined it
mal πΈ
**paint
mal πΈ
bahaha
The aMayzing spider-gwen
PAIN
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
hey
mal πΈ
I LOOOVE PAIN MARKERS
mal πΈ
heyyy amY!
The aMayzing spider-gwen
Hii
mal πΈ
ack
mal πΈ
why'd i capitalise the y
mal πΈ
oh whale
Toast γ
My art just looks like this
The aMayzing spider-gwen
Hru amy
Toast γ
How make people?
mal πΈ
toast that;s better than my people drawings
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
toast
urfavvirgo
amy
urfavvirgo
I seen ur hair
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
EM
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
you wanna see my face
The aMayzing spider-gwen
Draw stick. Give stick calcium. Add human meat layer and skin. Is person
urfavvirgo
YES DM ME
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
on uwu
The aMayzing spider-gwen
Amy rate my picrew
Toast γ
Amy rape her picrew
Toast γ
Rate
Grizzlymilk
Hey
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
hmmmm
Toast γ
Shit
urfavvirgo
yeah drop the link
urfavvirgo
I lost it
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
https://carny-s-uwu-crew.mn.co/feed
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
slay/10
urfavvirgo
I seen it
mal πΈ
lmao
mal πΈ
no clue
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
me
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
rate me
Toast γ
Toast γ
Toast γ
Toast γ
Toast γ
Toast γ
mal πΈ
slayy
Toast γ
Why
Toast γ
Why phone dumb
mal πΈ
cause it's a phone
mal πΈ
100000000/10\
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
phone
Grizzlymilk
Phone is phone
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
damn thank you
The aMayzing spider-gwen
Yasss slayyy
mal πΈ
imagine actually having the confidence to ask someone to rate you lmao
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
personally i think youβre a 100000000000000000000/10
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
mads
mal πΈ
im a 0/10 lmao
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
NO
urfavvirgo
uh out of ten?
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
SHUT YO MOUTH
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
MAD
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
YOU ARE BOOTIFUL
mal πΈ
I DO KINDA LOOK LIKE A BOOTY
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
sure?
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
LMAOOO
The aMayzing spider-gwen
MADS YOUR AN 11/10
mal πΈ
THANK YOU MAYYYYYYY
mal πΈ
TAKE OFF ONE OF THE 1'S AND YOU'LL BE RIGHT
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
NO
The aMayzing spider-gwen
YOU SHOULD KISS ME FR FR
The aMayzing spider-gwen
LIES
urfavvirgo
probably like between 4-6
mal πΈ
π
mal πΈ
TRUTHS
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
damn iβll take it
Grizzlymilk
Iβm like a 4
urfavvirgo
6 if u smile :)
The aMayzing spider-gwen
LIES
The aMayzing spider-gwen
I bet that's untrue
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
NO YOU ARE A 10
mal πΈ
ayy same! (honestly i made a thing rating all my classmates and i gave myself a 4 haha i was being generous)
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
nahhh
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
i should make it my profile picture
urfavvirgo
now u rate me
mal πΈ
ALL OF YOU GUYS ARE 10S YOU BE MAKIN ME FEEL LIKE A GOBLIN HERE
urfavvirgo
for sure
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
because iβm ugly
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
and i accept it
urfavvirgo
guys I seen a pic of Jake
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
hooray
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
me too
urfavvirgo
like his face
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
he showed me him in front of a car
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
ye
urfavvirgo
OH MY GOD YES I SEEN THAT ππ
urfavvirgo
still like him?
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
i mean
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
either way
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
he donβt like me back
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
so thereβs no point in being hung up
The aMayzing spider-gwen
I'M DEFINITELY NOT A TEN
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
also btw i rate you an 8.5 em
The aMayzing spider-gwen
I'M AT MOST LIKE A 5
mal πΈ
YES YOU ARE
The aMayzing spider-gwen
NAHH
mal πΈ
bruh i think it's concerning how many times i've revealed my face online lmao
urfavvirgo
mkk good enough
mal πΈ
YUHHHH
Grizzlymilk
worstjokesever.com/community/p/652c094a866fe331b49e07c1 This is me face reveal
The aMayzing spider-gwen
YOU HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN ALL MY FACE ONLY HALF OF IT
mal πΈ
i think you're a 7
mal πΈ
AND IT'S BEAUTIFUL
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
10/10
Grizzlymilk
Who
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
jake
The aMayzing spider-gwen
NO I'M NOT A TEN
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
which is fineeee
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
i donβt care
mal πΈ
YES YOU AREEEEEe
Grizzlymilk
I thought Jake was like 16
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
technically iβm 13
mal πΈ
bruhs i was going through my pictures and found some pictures i took of myself and they were j not it π
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
14
The aMayzing spider-gwen
8.5/10
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
in like 7 days
Grizzlymilk
But how old is jake
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
so honestly a two year age gap ainβt that bad
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
but it doesnβt matter anyway
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
cause he doesnβt like me back
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
and iβm chill with that
mal πΈ
guys i j coughed and spit went up my nose omg it burns
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
iβll just be lonely foreverrrr
Grizzlymilk
No you wont
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
damn thatβs gotta be a skill issue
urfavvirgo
Amy. The math isnβt mathing, youβre not 14 yet.
The aMayzing spider-gwen
You should date me fr fr
mal πΈ
noooo you won't you'll find someone
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
ye iβm ugly and my personality is kinda shit
Grizzlymilk
No and no
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
i will be in 14 dayssss
mal πΈ
says you bro you're prettier and funnier and nicer than me bro
urfavvirgo
okayyyy so say that in fourteen days
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
youβve seen my face π
Grizzlymilk
Exacty
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
nah whatever
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
anyway
The aMayzing spider-gwen
I'll force Amy to date me
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
ummm
The aMayzing spider-gwen
You have to
urfavvirgo
unpopular opinion time: I donβt believe in mid
The aMayzing spider-gwen
I said so
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
so then iβm ugly πππ
The aMayzing spider-gwen
That way you won't be lonely
mal πΈ
omfg same π
urfavvirgo
idk idk but like how can someone be mid tbh like no their hot or not no in between
The aMayzing spider-gwen
Noo
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
so then iβm not right π
mal πΈ
lmao honestly real
mal πΈ
imagine being hot though π
Grizzlymilk
No youβre not
Grizzlymilk
Amy 10/10
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
kinda a little bit
urfavvirgo
for real like the fuck is mid
mal πΈ
real
mal πΈ
i honestly don't know hot and ugly don't go together j fuckin pick one ffs
mal πΈ
d'you guys wanna see a picture of me wearing an "I β€ Hot Moms" bucket hat
Grizzlymilk
mal πΈ
CAT
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
MY POTATO
urfavvirgo
oml like if Iβm indifferent to someone (physically) then itβs probably bc I find SOME aspect of them ugly
urfavvirgo
so like theyβre ugly yk?
mal πΈ
reallllll
mal πΈ
facts
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
my heart~
Grizzlymilk
?
The aMayzing spider-gwen
You aree
The aMayzing spider-gwen
I'm the only ugly one here
mal πΈ
bruhhh no i am notttt im like ice cold
mal πΈ
nahhhh
The aMayzing spider-gwen
Nahh
Grizzlymilk
Do a face reveal
The aMayzing spider-gwen
It's true my face is uglyyy
The aMayzing spider-gwen
Nope nope nope nope
Grizzlymilk
Ok
The aMayzing spider-gwen
Gtg brb
Grizzlymilk
Bye
urfavvirgo
damn really switched up from yesterday after going on and on about how βhotβ you are π
mal πΈ
no it isn'tttt
mal πΈ
yuhhh
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
bye gtg love you mads <
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
3
Grizzlymilk
mal πΈ
love you amyyy <333
mal πΈ
CAT
mal πΈ
I LOVE CAT
Grizzlymilk
πΏ
urfavvirgo
MADS
Grizzlymilk
Cat name Tater-Tot
urfavvirgo
HAVE U SEEN MY FACE??
urfavvirgo
RECENTLY
mal πΈ
i haven't seen that angle of tater tot
mal πΈ
I WANNA SEE YOUR HOT FACE AGAIN
mal πΈ
FACE REVEAL
Grizzlymilk
mal πΈ
tater tot?
Grizzlymilk
Ye
mal πΈ
why tater tot hiding
mal πΈ
tater tot shy
mal πΈ
i want tater tot to show beautiful kitty face
Grizzlymilk
Tater to splepy
mal πΈ
splepy hehe
mal πΈ
WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING HOT
mal πΈ
LIKE OMG
mal πΈ
AH
urfavvirgo
BECAYSE I AM
mal πΈ
WHAT
mal πΈ
NO FAIR
urfavvirgo
I LOVE U TOO
mal πΈ
SAVE SOME HEAT FOR US
urfavvirgo
NO UR GORGEOUS
mal πΈ
BUT YOU'RE HOTTTTTT SAVE SOME FOR MEEEE
Grizzlymilk
To uwu crew *super hero cut music plays*
Grizzlymilk
10
urfavvirgo
GIRLLLLL UR PRETTY
mal πΈ
NO I'M FUCKIN NOTTTT GIVE ME SOME OF YOUR HEAT YOU GOT PLENTYYYY
The Unknown King of Moderation
I CANT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THIS SITUATION
mal πΈ
LMAO
urfavvirgo
AH WERE U STALKING THE ENTIRE TIME???
The Unknown King of Moderation
TOO OLD LMAO
Grizzlymilk
E
The Unknown King of Moderation
AND TAKEN
mal πΈ
AREN'T YOU 16?
The Unknown King of Moderation
YES
urfavvirgo
ur good for mal
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
WSG JAKE AND ONLY JAKE
urfavvirgo
BUT MAL IS TAKEN
urfavvirgo
BY WHATS HIS NAME
mal πΈ
β
mal πΈ
LIAM
The Unknown King of Moderation
WSG ETHAN
The aMayzing spider-gwen
I'm back
urfavvirgo
YES SHES TAKEN BY LIAM
mal πΈ
heyyyy
mal πΈ
TODAY HE PUT HIS ARM AROUND MY WAIST
urfavvirgo
Iβm so sorry to be rude but do u have a problem with me?
The aMayzing spider-gwen
Girl that was a joke- π
mal πΈ
mayy you missed the picture of me in a i heart hot moms bucket hat bahaha
Grizzlymilk
ΒΏ?
The aMayzing spider-gwen
SEND IT
Grizzlymilk
urfavvirgo
girl notice how we were laughing not at the joke but because it was funny how u thought u were pretty π
urfavvirgo
AW WHOS THE GIRL BEHIND U
The aMayzing spider-gwen
Awesomeee
The Unknown King of Moderation
DOPE
Grizzlymilk
10/10*
mal πΈ
MY FRIEND ANNA SHE'S SO PRETTY I LOVE HER
The aMayzing spider-gwen
I don't even think that π
The Unknown King of Moderation
WHO SELLS THAT AT A FAIR LMAO
urfavvirgo
SHE IS RLLY PRETTY ππ
mal πΈ
it's a great hat haha
mal πΈ
SHE'S SO PRETTY IT'S INSANE
The aMayzing spider-gwen
I want it
Grizzlymilk
mal πΈ
i wanted to get it but my parents woulda killed me
mal πΈ
TATER TOT
The aMayzing spider-gwen
Also your so prettyyy
The aMayzing spider-gwen
I wish I looked that good
urfavvirgo
the hat + ur cross necklace
mal πΈ
omg real baha
mal πΈ
i have so many weird pictures of myself haha
mal πΈ
i love going through them it's hilarious
The aMayzing spider-gwen
I want weird pictures of myself
urfavvirgo
actually real and also weird pics of other ppl like yβall would scream if u seen my hidden album in photos
The aMayzing spider-gwen
I should start taking some
Grizzlymilk
I have a weird picture of me
Grizzlymilk
Itβs super weird
mal πΈ
haha i have a picture my friend took and i put my hand out to block it
mal πΈ
it's funny
mal πΈ
i have a lot of super weird pictures of me.
The aMayzing spider-gwen
Also why are y'all so hot
The aMayzing spider-gwen
It makes me jealousss
Grizzlymilk
I wanna se you
mal πΈ
sameee
The aMayzing spider-gwen
Noo
Grizzlymilk
If your actually ugly
The aMayzing spider-gwen
Girl your the one to be jealous of
mal πΈ
noooo im notttttt im like a solid 3.5/10
The aMayzing spider-gwen
Then I'm a negative 100
mal πΈ
the rest of you are like 10/10
mal πΈ
naw you're a positive 100/10
The aMayzing spider-gwen
Certainly not me
mal πΈ
yesssss you areee
The aMayzing spider-gwen
Come on be honest
The aMayzing spider-gwen
Noo
Grizzlymilk
π₯«
mal πΈ
mayy you are prettyyyyy
mal πΈ
soup
Grizzlymilk
Soup
The aMayzing spider-gwen
I'm not prettyyy
mal πΈ
i like soup
mal πΈ
you aree
Grizzlymilk
I doubt
The aMayzing spider-gwen
I'm like a 2 or 3 at most
mal πΈ
nooo you're a 10
mal πΈ
i'm a 2 or 3
mal πΈ
not you
The aMayzing spider-gwen
Noo
mal πΈ
yess
The aMayzing spider-gwen
How can you say that after seeing half of my face
Toast γ
You're not a ten, you are ten
Grizzlymilk
I wanna see
mal πΈ
cause that half was a 10 so the other half is prolly a 10 too
The aMayzing spider-gwen
Noo
Grizzlymilk
Please
The aMayzing spider-gwen
That's just false
The aMayzing spider-gwen
my face is ugly af
mal πΈ
nooooo it's nottttt
The aMayzing spider-gwen
It iss
mal πΈ
it's prettyyyy
mal πΈ
it's prettier than mineeee
Grizzlymilk
I wan see
The aMayzing spider-gwen
Liesss
The aMayzing spider-gwen
It is nott
mal πΈ
truthssssss if im pretty then you're beautifulllll
Grizzlymilk
mal πΈ
tater tot is a 10000000000000000000000000/10
Toast γ
Gyat
The aMayzing spider-gwen
Nooo
Grizzlymilk
Bruh
The aMayzing spider-gwen
I'm ugly as fuck
Grizzlymilk
I doubt
mal πΈ
no you're not mayyy
Grizzlymilk
The aMayzing spider-gwen
Oh and in other news if I put my hair straight down it can nearly touch the bottom of my chin now
Toast γ
Black market challenge
Grizzlymilk
Tf
Toast γ
Cut off your hair with a knife
mal πΈ
yayyyy
The aMayzing spider-gwen
And yet it still doesn't look feminineeee
mal πΈ
my hair is the longest i've ever had it right now
Grizzlymilk
mal πΈ
i bet it's beautifull
mal πΈ
TATER TOT
Grizzlymilk
My hair pretty long too
The aMayzing spider-gwen
I want my hair to be as long as possible
εη°
Balls
mal πΈ
mine finally reaches past my bra πͺ
mal πΈ
CHEXXXXX
The aMayzing spider-gwen
In a month or two it'll look like my pfp
mal πΈ
omg i love those socks
mal πΈ
yayyyyy
The aMayzing spider-gwen
I'll be so happy when it reaches that
mal πΈ
i betttt
The aMayzing spider-gwen
It's so awesomeeee
mal πΈ
yess
εη°
hiii mallyyy
The aMayzing spider-gwen
Finally growing out my hair
mal πΈ
how're you chexxxx
mal πΈ
slayyy
Grizzlymilk
Gtg bye
mal πΈ
bye dude
εη°
im okay hbu?
The aMayzing spider-gwen
Bye <3
The aMayzing spider-gwen
Hey chex
mal πΈ
im goooood
The aMayzing spider-gwen
Chex rate my pfp
εη°
did u make ir?
εη°
I SEE CATTO I UPVOTE
εη°
SO CUTE AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
εη°
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
εη°
I LOVE IT
mal πΈ
guyssss rate my pfp lmao (the dumbass picture i took of myself cause i was bored)
Wade
εη°
I THINK THATS HOW U LOOK WHEN SOMEONE CALLS UR NAME AND YOU LOOK HOT
εη°
like
εη°
MOMMYYYYYYY
εη°
I have so many referrals on uwu crew
mal πΈ
TYYYYY
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
yo
mal πΈ
heyy
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
iβm bored
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
iβm doing homework
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
and i feel like shit
The Unknown King of Moderation
same
The Unknown King of Moderation
but the first one
The Unknown King of Moderation
i dont work till 7 W
Grizzlymilk
Iβm back for a couple mins
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
jake.
εη°
r yall just reading
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
hey grizzlyyy :)))
Grizzlymilk
Hey
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
wsg
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
iβm mad at a certain person rn
Grizzlymilk
Who
The Unknown King of Moderation
damn i wonder who that could be
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
itβs not you
The Unknown King of Moderation
oh
The aMayzing spider-gwen
Thanks <3
εη°
me?
The Unknown King of Moderation
ok nvm
Wade
Fr tho
The Unknown King of Moderation
imma go do my hw
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
although i do have a bone to pick with you you dumbass
The aMayzing spider-gwen
Is it me?
mal πΈ
heyyy
Grizzlymilk
Who
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
no why would i be mad at you
Grizzlymilk
Idk
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
idk itβs not important
The aMayzing spider-gwen
Idk
Grizzlymilk
K
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
oh i was talking to may
Wade
Cuz May assumes everyone is mad at it
Grizzlymilk
Oh
urfavvirgo
Who
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
i would never be mad at you bestiee <3
urfavvirgo
Me?
εη°
i think its me
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
grizzly youβre like the best person on here
Grizzlymilk
Yay
εη°
bc she ignored me aaa
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
oh hi chex
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
how was your sleep
The aMayzing spider-gwen
Would you by chance be mad at me
Wade
Yes
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
no
εη°
did i msake u mad?
The aMayzing spider-gwen
Oh ok
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
nah youβre cool
Grizzlymilk
The aMayzing spider-gwen
Oh
Wade
Iβm constantly mad at May
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
AHH TATOOO
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
i love your cat
εη°
but who r u mad abt
The aMayzing spider-gwen
Jake disappeared
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
i wish i could come to your house and just snuggle with tater tot
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
iβm mad at jake too
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
but whatevr
The aMayzing spider-gwen
I didn't even get him to rate my picrewww
εη°
its important so whoever it is could apologise
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
itβs not important
Grizzlymilk
Cheese
The Unknown King of Moderation
im always here
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
they ainβt the type to do that
Wade
-999999999999999/99999999999
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
of course you are
Wade
Bro like me, watching from the shadows
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
cheese is better than ham
The Unknown King of Moderation
fr
The Unknown King of Moderation
ham supremacy
The aMayzing spider-gwen
Rate my picrew
εη°
no
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
sure.
The aMayzing spider-gwen
Turkey is better
εη°
cheese is better than ham
εη°
and chicken
The Unknown King of Moderation
fuck you may turkey sucks
Wade
I am better than cheese
εη°
i love chicken
The Unknown King of Moderation
all of you are dumb
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
iβm cold
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
yes
The Unknown King of Moderation
i have the only good opinion
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
fuck you
The aMayzing spider-gwen
Snuggle me darling
Wade
Iβll get the thermostat
The Unknown King of Moderation
everyone else is fucking WRONG
εη°
chicken is the best
β§ πͺπΆπ β§
thank you
The Unknown King of Moderation
chicken is based
Wade
Iβm the best
εη°
YES
The Unknown King of Moderation
chex's opinion is also correct
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fuck you
The Unknown King of Moderation
fuck you too
Grizzlymilk
worstjokesever.com/community/p/652db7dd866fe331b49ecff7
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yes
Wade
Fuck me
εη°
ow
The Unknown King of Moderation
ok ;)
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fuck me yourself you coward
Wade
Moon Fuck 55
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gladly
εη°
yall boutta fuck right in front of my eyes
Wade
Best trip fr
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of course
Wade
Trio
εη°
yes do it..
The Unknown King of Moderation
amy + wade moon fuck
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wade is literally so hot
εη°
εη°
Wade
MOON FUCK 5
mal πΈ
lmao
The Unknown King of Moderation
when was the 4th
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your mol
Wade
Earlier
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mom
εη°
im so glad im blind
Wade
This 5 or 4?
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idk just do iy
Wade
MOOOOOOOOOOOON FUUUUUUUUUCK
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iβm gonna smack someone with an oar
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istg
εη°
yall just fuck already
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right in the nuts
The aMayzing spider-gwen
You and me Chex π
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oar to the nuts bitch
εη°
ulala...
εη°
may....
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wonβt be able to pee for a week
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smash
The Unknown King of Moderation
i fucking hate my spanish class
εη°
may is so hot i could fuck tree
Wade
You did not just say that
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it hates you too
εη°
hola papi
εη°
tree
The aMayzing spider-gwen
I'm the hottest frfr
urfavvirgo
no u are not.
εη°
if yall want hardcore fuck tree
εη°
they r hard and rough
The Unknown King of Moderation
hola mami
The Unknown King of Moderation
chupa mi polla ;)
Wade
On what planet?
The Unknown King of Moderation
in a non-mean way ;)))
The aMayzing spider-gwen
I know approximately zero Spanish
Wade
STOOOOOOPID
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damn that bridge looking real fine today
εη°
tengo uno
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someone help me with my hw
The aMayzing spider-gwen
Los Pollos Hermanos
The aMayzing spider-gwen
Spanishh
Wade
Google translate
The aMayzing spider-gwen
I'm a master
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WHAT THE FUCK YOU GUYS
Wade
At being annoying
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WHAT IS THIS
εη°
yes mommy
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I HATE HEALTH
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AJAJWJSKS
Wade
Heheheheh
Wade
I think Ik what u gotta do
The aMayzing spider-gwen
Bro it's the breaking bad restaurant
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IM GONNA CT MY FUCKING VEIN IN HALF
εη°
maybe thats the reason why u didnt drink water on ur way to school-
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EHHEJKKKS
The aMayzing spider-gwen
No
Wade
U got to label the male and female privates?
Wade
Yes thatβs ur thing
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NO
The Unknown King of Moderation
you get to learn about your favorite thing, sex
εη°
pussy tight pussy clean pussy fress
Wade
Ah, well thereβs nothing worse than that so whatever u got ainβt bad
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shush
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SLEEP CYCLES
εη°
idk sex is
Wade
I learned about it already
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THEY SUCK SO BAS
Wade
Lemme show u
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WE HAFTA WRITE LIKE 40 PAGES OF NOTES
The aMayzing spider-gwen
I'll show you babe π
The Unknown King of Moderation
ππ
Wade
Ah hell nah
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No.
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go do it to donut
Wade
Nah do it to me
The aMayzing spider-gwen
Come here Chex π
Wade
Iβll shoot your balls off
urfavvirgo
on me
εη°
The aMayzing spider-gwen
Thanks I won't have to pay the 25k
urfavvirgo
damn Wade getting possesive
The Unknown King of Moderation
my friends used to say carrot & donut as a euphemism for sex
The Unknown King of Moderation
I am the carrot
Wade
Iβll shoot itβs head off too
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i donβt care.
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WHAT THE FUCK
The Unknown King of Moderation
the pen, and the vag (pronounced vaj)
The aMayzing spider-gwen
Thanks I won't have to do it myself and I go out banging your gf
Wade
Yup
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bruh we get it
Wade
IM GONNA KILL YOU
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you like to fuk your girlfriend
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go do it
urfavvirgo
damn who hurt u today?
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SOMEONE DO KY HOMEWORK FOR ME
urfavvirgo
mad pressed over nothing
The Unknown King of Moderation
ππ¦
Wade
Iβll chuck your ass of the Empire State Building May
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so many people
Wade
Iβll bitch slap you so hard youβll change genders
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iβll venmo you five bucks to do my homework
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wade
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pleaseeeee
Wade
Yo
Wade
Post a non-blurry pic
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do my homework for me
urfavvirgo
like who
The aMayzing spider-gwen
Thanks
The Unknown King of Moderation
bet
The Unknown King of Moderation
gimme it
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fucking teacher called me out for being on my phone and my parents took it away and the fucking class didnβt even start and they beat me so hard itβs not even funny
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of what
Wade
ILL CHUCK YOUR TRANS ASS OF THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING AND BITCH SLAP YOU SO HARD YOULL CHANGE GENDERS
The Unknown King of Moderation
the hw
The Unknown King of Moderation
we can't see it
The aMayzing spider-gwen
:(
Wade
Homework
The aMayzing spider-gwen
Cool
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i actually donβt have 5 bucks
The aMayzing spider-gwen
And I'll fuck your gf
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but can you do it anyway
The Unknown King of Moderation
damn
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like literally iβm about to cry
Wade
FUCK YOU
The Unknown King of Moderation
i believe in you amy you got this
The aMayzing spider-gwen
No fuck her
The aMayzing spider-gwen
That's the point
The Unknown King of Moderation
you better not fuck chex
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my whole fucking arm is like bruised
Wade
Waaaait. Nah still have a problem with it even tho ur a guy
The Unknown King of Moderation
that's for wade only
Wade
We must defend her Jake
The Unknown King of Moderation
fr
The Unknown King of Moderation
bro code
Wade
Bros before hoes
The Unknown King of Moderation
fr
The aMayzing spider-gwen
Chex can't resist me π
The Unknown King of Moderation
but in this case it's bros for the hoes
Wade
Yes
Wade
Even the picrew looks gayπ
The aMayzing spider-gwen
Chex is mine
urfavvirgo
yea she can
The aMayzing spider-gwen
Impossible π
Wade
Chex is mine and Jakeβs
urfavvirgo
shush and minw
urfavvirgo
mine
urfavvirgo
cause Iβm hot
The aMayzing spider-gwen
Mine π
Wade
Chex is mine, Virgoβs, and jakeβs
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what about me
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just left me out like that
Wade
Only thing thatβs yours is a Rubix cube so u can figure out ur gender
The Unknown King of Moderation
nah she can't be em's
Wade
And Amy
The Unknown King of Moderation
em is 12 bro
Wade
OOOH YEA
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13
urfavvirgo
13
The Unknown King of Moderation
same thing
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sheβs 13
Wade
What about Amy?
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since when
The Unknown King of Moderation
since I said so
urfavvirgo
donβt be mad that u canβt simp for me
Wade
Hail Jake
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iβm 14 in 16 days
The aMayzing spider-gwen
Amy, chex is clearly mine
Wade
Clearly, you are delusional
The Unknown King of Moderation
amy's still 13 π
The aMayzing spider-gwen
Do any of y'all besides Amy even know my age
εη°
ey im ur hoe-
Wade
7?
The aMayzing spider-gwen
Your mine
Wade
SHIT.
The Unknown King of Moderation
may you're 15 right
εη°
i know ur age
Wade
You belong to nobody
εη°
i know all of my friends bday and age
εη°
wrote them on my calendar
The aMayzing spider-gwen
What is it
Wade
Chex, Jake and I shall defend u with our lives
The Unknown King of Moderation
want mine
εη°
ur turning 16 this march
The Unknown King of Moderation
16, turning 17 on march 2nd
The aMayzing spider-gwen
Ayy correct
The Unknown King of Moderation
ayyyyy
The Unknown King of Moderation
close enough
εη°
:D
The Unknown King of Moderation
oh wait you werent talking about me
εη°
okay done writting
Wade
JAKE WE MUST DEFEND DA QUEEN
The Unknown King of Moderation
COME ON BROTHAS
Wade
COME MY BROTHAS
The aMayzing spider-gwen
Chex is mine
Wade
DA QUEEN
Wade
DEFEND DA QUEEN
εη°
OMFG TMR IS THE DAY
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damn thatβs crazy
εη°
CHORUS FESTIVAL OMFGGG
εη°
NOOOO
εη°
OOOO
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cool
εη°
NOOOOOO
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tomorrow is the day my mom comes home from work early
Wade
DEFEND DA QUEEN FROM DA TRAIN
εη°
i shall defend my only queen..
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amy
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so thatβs gonna be awesome
Wade
DEFEND BOTH QUEENS
The aMayzing spider-gwen
Chex is my lover
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youβre the only queen here
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:$
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:)
εη°
but ur my queen
Wade
DEFEND QUEEN AMY AND QUEEN CHEX MY BROTHAD
urfavvirgo
donβt forget abt me
The aMayzing spider-gwen
Am I your queen π₯Ί
Wade
DEFEND DAMQUEENS
Wade
Nobody wants u
εη°
YES BBG
Wade
AH HELL NAWH
The aMayzing spider-gwen
Yess
εη°
uwuwuwuwuwuwuuw
urfavvirgo
on my life
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uwu? ππ
The aMayzing spider-gwen
UwU :3
urfavvirgo
megaminds forehead is crazy
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real
εη°
AMY MY QUEEN THE HOTTEST OF THEM ALL
urfavvirgo
10 head asf
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hope he gotta that megadick too
The aMayzing spider-gwen
Fivehead*
urfavvirgo
u got that five head as well
The aMayzing spider-gwen
True though
urfavvirgo
ppl with big foreheads is wild
εη°
They tryna make us play tix tac toe
εη°
tic*
The aMayzing spider-gwen
My forehead is actually kinda small which makes me mad for some reason
εη°
my hands is bigger than my face
εη°
i have small head
εη°
n face
The aMayzing spider-gwen
Same
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i like your face
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stick it in me
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frfr
εη°
betttt
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letβs gooo
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check uwu
Wade
*drops match, whistles, and walks away*
εη°
AUGHHH~
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damn the only person on here who hasnβt seen my face is wade
εη°
yes
εη°
and the only face i havent seen is may,flappy,and wade and jake
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thatβs crazyy
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heβd probably make fun of me lmao π
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iβve seen jakeβs and flappyβs
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*mays
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i mean if he made fun of the girl from uwu crew i think he would be that type of oerson to make fun of
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not flappy
εη°
AWWWWWWWWW
εη°
luckkyyy
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ye
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i showed jake my face in exchange for his
εη°
how was it
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cool
urfavvirgo
not good ππ
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ayyy be nice
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he can ban you yk
urfavvirgo
oops
εη°
i love how honest u are
εη°
slay bestie
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frfr
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emily brave for that one
εη°
frffrrrfrf
urfavvirgo
I already know how he feels abt me so Iβm good
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damn thatβs crazyyy
urfavvirgo
cause Iβm HOT
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damn
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not me here with my 4-6 π
Wade
Oh shit. Forgot the gasoline so the match is useless.
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damn thatβs gotta be a skill issue
The aMayzing spider-gwen
You'll see mine soon enough
εη°
cus my pussy juice cus its so hot it can make the whole building on fire
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wade you wanna see my face
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can confirm
εη°
you dont have to if u dont want to! im fine with it
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or sit on it
urfavvirgo
Iβm fine with my phone not shattering cause of Mays ugly asf face
The aMayzing spider-gwen
I'll do a face reveal when I start her so y'all can see how much it changes
εη°
YEAHHHHHHHHHHH
The aMayzing spider-gwen
Hrt*
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damnnnnnnn wade rlly dippes
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d
εη°
balls
εη°
boionhoinhonh
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boionhoinoinhi
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i miss community so much
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it was my favorite show
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εη°
hes hot
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i miss the show
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it made me happy
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like drugs
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i have withdrawl
εη°
I GTGTGTGTG
εη°
SCHOOL
εη°
OMLLLL
εη°
ITS ALMOST 8:10
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bye have fun <3
The aMayzing spider-gwen
Bye <3
εη°
LOVE YALL
Toast γ
bye chex