Drink Water

*minecraft water noises*

no ty

no

Nu uh

ill drink cum

hi

why are u deleting ur comments

business

its unnessecary

ded

ok...

say alive if ur alive

ehehe

alive if ur alive

ehehe

>:(

no

>:(

no

stop copying me

stop copying me

🙄

bye

🙄

bye

wth

wth

anybody online besides cosmo

hes being a ass just like rapboat

cosmo ur retarted

now copy me MUAHAHA

anybody online besides cosmo

hes being a ass just like rapboat

cosmo ur retarted

now copy me MUAHAHA

alr

im stopping

yayy

lol

or am i (:<

Helloooo

ARIIIIIk

Cosmoooo

What's up?

wait, how orthodox are u?

Not at all...

Why?

i sort of thought that you would be at least a bit orthodox

guys what is that bp website y'all always talkin about

and what was the comment that got u temporarily banned on bp?

bored panda

imagine reddit but extremely liberal

No, my wife is from Jordan and not Jewish so no... I consider myself slightly religious.

its a maganzie

so do i

not really

it is sort of

oh, cool

brb

what is it then

okay

back

as i said, reddit but way more liberal

As Cosmo said it's a bit like Reddit but... well also totally not like Reddit because people get offended super easily

so like reddit

'xactly

The troll was kinda annoying though

the bp community is destroying itself

Totally

yeah, but I actually looked into the conspiracy...

I still love it

Tell me more

Are we Jews behind it all again?

so he didn't upvote his comments. he upvoted the extreme leftist comments

BWAHAHA

for once, no

Baruch haShem!

reddit IS extremely liberal bro 😭

Honestly, I couldn't care less what Nathaniel upvoted...

imagine reddit but its more clickbaity and everyone is trans and also everyone is either 50 or 12

people blame us for everything but they don't thank us for inventing the goddamned weekend

nor do i

its his choice, not mine

Nice😂

and people say that we stole palestine when the only thing we stole was their recipes

and I guess it's somehow important to him which makes me feel a bit sad for him to be honest...

hi guys

hi caley

good recipes btw

i am back

i redid my bio

but ima do it on my phone acc now brb again

humus and tchina is something to die for

and shakshuka...

It totally is... not to mention falafel sandwiches

look who just discovered font changer 😅

Love it

my eyes

arik, have u heard of the free press?

btw can I see somewhere who's following me?

Do yall know if may is on?

lol

im a lil slow

i don't think so, but i followed u

ur the oldest one here

i can follow u on both my accounts

how i am 15

thats a bit of a nathanial moment

Free press? I don't think so, but as long as it's free...

oop

im dumb

https://www.thefp.com/

😂😂😂

i only follow myself on this account

so i will follow u arik

how old did u think she was goofy 😭😭

cosmo what

for some reason i thought it was arik saying it

okay welp i gotta do my bio on here bye brb

who else here gets ads for scientology

not yet

tho i would love to troll on their website

lmaooo

bro, did u html edit?

Lot of US flags going on there, where do they stand on the political spectrum?

they're actually central leaning

but it has a lot of jews so it might be slightly right-of-center

go read my new post

Sounds good, I'll subscribe 👍

also listen to their podcasts.

I'll do so👍

when nobody listens to u smh smh

i read ur post

My eyes seem to be really bad because I find your bio a bit hard to read

its not just u

Eye-cancer

no its in the community section

been there had that

😂

That would be the top moment for a 'yo mama' come back

what

lol

hi amihard

hello Amy :)

Good evening mate ✌️

spoken like arik

god, i missed ur humor

Nothing will stop me

i was bored

OH SHIT I FORGOT TO ADD ARIK TO MY FRIEND LIST"

Really? It was always there...

I'd totally be able to live with that, don't worry

i added u

ONCE UR ON U CANT GET OFF

UNLESS I SAY SO

or if ur really mean to me then i shall kick u off i have the power MUHAWHAHW

"Every journey gives you the opportunity to complain about minor things in the hotel"

u remember that one?

Ok ok, chillax

i have so much energy

😂😂😂

IDK WHAT TO DO WITH ITTTTTTTTTTTTTT

that come out from you

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hm, I'ma go for a jog

eet mor chiken

Noooooo

chiken iz yumy

i'm done eating for today

u need to eat

protien

I'ma go jog down my neighborhood and waste all my energy

bye guys

I DID

I ATE TACO SOUP

u need to store the energy

IT HAD CORN IN IT

that isn't enough

aww man

i'm tryin ok

Yeah man, no vacation without numerous room changes... the art of Jewish travelling... Complain until upgrade

oh god, ive got so many stories with that

WELL IMA GO RUN NOW BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE <3

Bye

make sure to eat a lot of protien after that

ILL TRY

heres another good one of urs: "life is like riding a bicycle, after a few kilometers your arse is hurting"

That's my travel routine to be honest

Do or do not, there is no try

Drink water

😂I remember that one

i'll do it

arik, how old are you?

now bye fr

Thanks but then I gotta pee

alr, bye

but dihydrogen monoxide is very dangerous

whereflappg

shes touching grass

Yall should follow me because I'm good lol

brb

I'm 35, married since I'm 20, I've got a daughter and three degrees in psychology and I own an IT company... I'm living the Jewish dream

damn. your every liberals nightmare; successful

im back

hi

how was ur 14 min jog

😂

ur actually the oldesst person here, so no sexual jokes

No shit?

horrible

and you have more wisdom than everyone here combined

hey

i take offense to that

Ok... But I won't be the wannabe social worker Nathaniel over here...

a rock has more wisdom than bp

Probably

yeah...

when u have no brain smh smh

People, I gotta go. It's midnight here in the old world and I got a meeting tomorrow. Good night everyone ✌️

Goodnight

alr. cya

shalom!

al tishten ba mita shelcha!

now im by myself <:(

if ur happy and yk it clap ur hands

*slience*

NUH UH

my name isn't myself, you know

HAI JAKE\

I'm gonna go respond to you on WJE crew so you can be not by yourself there 👍

yayyyy

but ill be all alone :(

my name isn't alone yk

>:)

jkjk HAI COSMO

lol

hehe

i'm bored

then eat

eat out the hold dang fridge

what the fuck cosmo

hi leo

hey

hri

i already ate today

i ate a small bowl of taco soup :D

is that all?

no....

maybe try a GOMAD

alright fine thats all i ate today

I am so proud of myself <3

come on caley

cosmo i don’t think you’re helping…

k

ur right. you have more experience with this stuff

didn’t respond to me

hiiii amy

hi amihard

well i gotta go uh feed my cat

yeah hi

yea feed my cat

bye now

alr

go feed the dishwasher

byeeee caley <333

cya caley

so do u guys have something to complain about?

yo mama

Fuck you skibidi kids

...

what about ur moma?

Rawr

back

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

hi seth

my cat scratch me

its a bad pussy

lile i jus fed yo fat ass so why u scratch me

lol

k

a good pussy would let you finger it

she’s alr

bestiality

Nooo

JOE MAMA

okay i am on my coumpter my phone jus died

goats have a vagina with the closest resembalance to a human vagina

i read that in a book, somewhere

cool

omg guys something sad happen today

a broken fingernail isn't that big of a deal

i was in the bathroom doing my hair and my brush slipped outta my hand and fell into the toliet, the toliet was full of shit

i’m hungry

do u not flush

rip

it wasn't mine

blame it on the kitty

i just went in the bathroom to fix my hair

and i cant even do simple human things

i was so sad

blame it on the kitty

i ran outta the bathroom before i could get in trouble

no

i blame it on the "shit girl"

crap. i got a bloody nose

oh shi-

im used to them

they're pretty easy to handle

or are they?

🤨🤔

they are. i get like 1 or 2 every week

no biggy

do u have cancer

caley are you preppy

wym

no

as far as i can tell

because if u get that many nosebleeds a week u should really get that check out

i hope not

do u wear lulu and like have a stanley

thats my sister

i have a stanely cup

she got like 3 stanley cups

i have 2

i wear lulu but stanley’s are ass

i got one it was gifted

i got one for the hoes and one for my foes

?

idk i was bored

and it rhyned

ru a sephora kid

YUS

my ex bought me a sephora necklace

but i lost it like a month ago

holy crap. i got too many tabs open

lmaoo

i have 5

like ur ex

yus

i lost him 3 months ago

uh that doesn’t exist but ok

i've been a single pringle my entire life, so i can't relate

so...

shit i meant prada

uh oh

omg i love prada

Samesies

i dont wear makeup

it breaks out my skin

i don't wear makeup too

sameeee

my skin is so bad 😭

bro smae

same

oh ur a girl

tbh i thought u was a boy

im sorry

he’s a guy

i am a boy

oh

why am i slow

oh uhh i needa feed my cow bye

uhhh

ok

cow???

why are you feeding your mom now?

jesus christ

back

what

jk jk

why aren't u feeding urs

she feeds herself

im bored

Hey.

hello hailey

Hi.

U N G H

gayke

Hey Jake.

jakee

hiii

Hello, my peeps

Hey.

how r yall\

I am good. How about you?

better omg hailey guess what

Hm?

hello there

i gained 3 extra pounds in 3 months i have a doctors appoiment in another 3 months so the doctor wants me to weigh at least 95 pounds by then i was 87 but now im 90

Congratulations! Keep up the good work.

i will :D

Nice, text me on wje crew.

okay

dead

smh smh

Drink WATER!

Where did Seth go?

Sad.

hello

Hi

Heyyy