Don't

*cont

Don’t?

Cont?

istg every time

you suckl

it autcorrects

Slut

slut

no offense

SLUT

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//FDS/

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none taken

yo nice pfp wade

it’s the same pfp?

no

Wade, we need you on mod post

Thanks!

it was the

BRO MS KIOUSSIS IS SO HOT

deadpool

it was

was

GYATTTT

it

was

was it

it was

MRS KIOUSSIS

Audible groan, it’s like I’m being sent to the principals office

Then, you have "home-style." When the advertising imbeciles realize that "homemade" sounds too full of shit, they go to "home-style." "Home-style flavor." Huh, whose home are we talking about? Jeffrey Dahmer's? Believe me, there's nothing home-style of the boiling head of a Cambodian teenager. Okay? Even if you sprinkle parsley on the hair.

lmao what are you guys even talking about

Imma change it back just have to crop it

B

mod stuff

U

what.

And any time they add the word "style" to another word, someone is pulling your prick. "Old-style goodness." What does that mean? Nothing! It means nothing! "New York style deli." Means it's not located in New York. That's all it means, or else they wouldn't say it in the first place. It's located in Calgary and the owner's from Hong Kong, and the food tastes like what the Bangladeshis throw away.

why do you keep saying h\that wo09rdd?

what are you on

HES HITTING ME

HELP

Toast keeps getting on my ipssd

Idk so many things

CRACK

You guys have such a good friendship

WE DO

fr

NICE PFP BRO

SEE

IT CHANGED

I SAW IT EARLY

MONEKY

Lmao

Amy and wade can't decide on a fucking profile picture, they go through 37 profile pictures a day.

who wants to see sarah banks ass cheek tattooos

Meanwhile I have had the same profile picture since this account has been created.

Kys

I try to keep a pfp for at least 2 days before changing

bro 😭

do you?

I kept the Joker one for the whole Gotham Era

I like Lana Rhodes

elly clutch is also hot

She hot?

Im keeping the riddler one

YES

yeah

look up sarah banks

yes

Bet

mid

The fact you guys recognize these porn stars.... Get a fucking girlfriend.

Bet

kys

she’s a pstar?

damn

someone stole it

fym mid?

jsut because shes black?

She's black, immediately mid.

nah i just don’t like that color on her

her skin?

she wears too much pink, but it doesn’t match her

She doesnt just wear pink

she wears alot of neone though

Racemixing 🤮

Ayoooo

shes reaally good at deppthroat

oh

Ayoooo

that’s

Hey SaH

oh

What'd he say?

Bro the mods are tag-teaming me lmao

on what?

really?

Hiiiiii Toastttt

can I see?

U

hey sah

wdym?

My retarded friend is on

dont mind him

SHUT UP

RETARD

SHUT UP

It's like SaH is the bipolar mod. Simultaneously the worst and best mod at the same time.

Hiiiii Toastttttt

hey sAh

wouldn’t that make her a mod of two cities?

Hiii Toasttttt

Hey sah

Yeah lemme get ss from the mod chat

Hiiiiii Toastttttt

No

i wanna see if anyone gets my reference

yea

SaH, so it's true there's a secret mod chat, have you seen Dagger and Lynx?

HEEEEY SAH

lol it’s true if you think about it

It's a mod post for a reason

YOU GOT MY REFERENCE?

HIIIIIIIII TOASTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

No? I was thinking of the German side

Bannable offense.

oh

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYE SAAAAAAAAAAH

oh shit

Huhhh

like the book?

I like thattitle

it was the worst of times, it was the best of times

put in y9u 7'or bio

that one

No

*your

SUMMON DAGGER

Shit. Are they dead?

*best of times, worst of times

OH the Discord.

Toast just siad he liked me sexually

Wade do not send ss from the mod chat. They are private for a reason

not in a gay way

i mixed it up

I need to join that.

damn toast

I SAID AS A FRIEND

HES A GOOD FRIEND

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

TOAAASSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

who wants a pic pic of my pp

Hey, who here are in the WJE discord?

uh

I WONT DENY HTA

UH

I WANNA BE A PART

Horny Toast

I killed her because I'm evil

them*

Lynx posted it once.

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Me

do you have socks on?

MEEEEEEEEE

YEP

What are they doing in there? Or is it mod only too?

it’s not gay then

proceed

N O S E

Heart

I typed that with my nose

p e n i s

It is extremely gay, even more reason to bully toast.

i typed that with my penis

discord is also dead, like wje

Shit I’m not wearing socks

d i a p h r a g m

So you typed that with your... ew.

bully me and ill rape your mom

They haven't said anything?

A s s

I don't think only mods are allowed there

b b c

c h e e k s

uvula

d i c k

even lil ag is in the discord server

it’s average

Can you post screenshots here? I wanna see.

could be longer

d. i. c. k

true

no

Oh hell no.

I can

n i g g a r d l y f r i e n d

E LB OLWSA "

'][

I typed that with christian

You're in the WJE discord?

how much did he cost at the auction?

bye niggas

AGQHQHWJWJW

That's AG's full name.

welp

There are only 5 people in the discord server

actually it’s altruist gonhorrea

my throat hurts

mine too

HIIIII FLAPPYYYYYYYY AND GET WELL SOONNNNNN

Wade and SaH post screenshots I want to see.

i can’t stop coughint

One se

x

Okie dokie

thxxx

magicly fades away***

sah

cn i have ur disc

i didn’t see

Oh wait, I can send you a friend request

You're talking with Wilk on the discord right now?

wilk stop deleting broski

No on the mod chat

i wanna see what you’re saying about me

Wade, pls

Oh, I was talking about the discord. Not the mod chat.

But they wanna see!

i mean you are talking about me

it is private

so i think i should see

talking about me tho

No, it's not just about you

right wade?

yess do that

dont try to bait him

Okie dokie

then just show me the parts about me

i can't tell whts goin on

Flappy did you get unbanned?

Thank you Wade

IDK I HAVENT TRIED TO JOIN AGAIN

why'd flappy get banned?

Damn.

We need to talk to Lynx again.

Lynx disliked her I assume.

not quite sure actually

i’m spamming this post

Dagger

Oh.

you have access to the mod post

which mod psotttt

Wait Ethan doesn't even know who Lynx is.

theres alot

tell me who lyns

is

The newest one?

worstjokesever.com/@lynxdepologne

This is Lynx.

look at “last commented”

He's an old member from 2016 that is making the new WJE

Wait i will link

a new wje?

worstjokesever.com/community/p/657c7d4ec351abc7bc88cb89

Yes.

that's the mod post

Right now we're in Phase 1 which is a discord that will serve as refuge. Because of this:

worstjokesever.com/community/p/64e99162723b172c8bedac22

wait, can others open this post?

No, it says "Page not found".

only mods

wait this is true?

It is, look how many members have left and when the post was made.

He was a prophet.

Hihi

shit its true.

is sum1 makin a new wje?

lynx is makin a disc

but like

Luckily Dagger is collaborating with Lynx to build the new site.

ion see how disc is doing anything

I'm not even in the Disc.

same, i cant tho

SaH is, but she hasn't sent screenshots so maybe she can't access it right now.

get Discord

https://discord.gg/kcDMvhjy Here is the link.

I will.

cant go on there sadly

I don't know how right it would be for me to send Screenshots from it

not for a while sadly

Glad about it

Well I'm the one who had the idea of making the discord.

So I have some kind of authority there too.

why would you make the discord

if

Unlike here

you dont have discord

I didn't make a discord.

Lynx did.

And I was planning to make a discord soon but I haven't found the time

hm

ok

THATS SO DRY

sorry

I need to get a fake email but Google keeps asking me for my phone number so I'll need to find an alternative.

What do you mean dry?

Also, if I get in the discord I'll try to convince Lynx to unban you.

And here I'll convince Dagger.

Wait, Flappy got banned on Discord?

idk

Dagger Jr. do you have uwu?

No.

I'm not a furry.

i shall never step foot back into uwu.

like, boring i suppose

Lynx also suggested Telegram and Skype which would be even dryer.

True

worstjokesever.com/community/p/65751e93c351abc7bc8386b9

Everyone voted Disc anyway.

Yeah

Hopefully we can create the new website soon

If not we are all doomed.

can u guys reqeust tht when i come on i can be mod?

( the new website )

cuz im only finna ban for the right of good

Yeah, Lynx and Dagger will most likely approve.

good

I don't think I have the right to say anything as I am not a mod here, though.

Yeah

I don't think Lynx is a mod either, but he is more respected by Dagger, like Wilk, so he will likely become a mod soon.

true

ngl lynx seens cool

Hopefully with the new website, seeing as Lynx came back, some other old members may return too.

and more idk proffesional

Like the aussies

i wonder if matt will join new wje

True.

Probably won't

Matt has been gone for months now on both WJE and SW, so I don't know.

That's the reason why we're making a new one, because if we try to wait for him to come back (maybe never) then we will die with this site.

true.

he was on recently to make Wilkin a Mod

Also you are much better behaved and more fit to be a mod than before. I remember 2 months ago I was shitting on you for being a bad mod, because you banned everyone that offended you, but now you've changed into a much more respectable and likeable person.

Matt used to chat with us every evening on Sw.

i have?

Oh, so Dagger didn't promote him?

Yeah, I think so at least.

i made a doc , so when i leave wje (soon) i posted a doc

Jake also said he's not leaving permanently.

He said he'll be observing the site.

I'm sorry, but what do you mean by that?

I'll check it out later.

I'm really sorry.

thanks lol

Wade told me Dagger promoted Wilk.

When I asked how Wilk had been promoted he said "King Dagger".

dagger promoted me to becoming mod when i asked him , i pretty much got like a marrage thingy where u ask the parents

( parents = dagger )

where if u can marry the daughter ( being mod)

Oh it was Dagger that pressed some button or something to promote you? Or was Matt involved somehow?

As far as I know, Wade and Jake decided to choose Wilkin as the new mod.

It doesn't make sense that Matt would come online just to promote a moderator for a dead site that already has a shitload of moderators.

SaH are you sure you saw Matt?

omgggg

they playing a good song

Sure, but as far as I know, it was Wade and Jake who promoted Wilkin

You see if the American and the German sites are like sister sites, then the German one is like his "favorite child". If he's not even active on the German one then how would he be on the American one?

Oh, okay.

I'm guessing Matt is only in the secret mod chats then.

I told him on the German site that he should check this site so he can make wilkin as a mod.

"Do you think God hides in heaven because he is in fear of what he has created?"

he said that he sees all the posts, but doesn't look in the chat. I don't know if he does it here either.

Mhm

If he saw the things we say in the comments...

Yes, luckily he doesn't look into the chats.

Indeed.

Especially if he saw the thirsty comments from Chex, Donut, Wade, Jake, etc.

I'm getting second-hand embarrassment imagining that.

Me too kinda

But I wonder what's wrong with him that he doesn't check out Sw as often anymore. Sure, he has a private life, but it would be better if he should check out Sw and Wje sometimes

>He has a private life I think you just answered your own question.

Since we don't have lives, we're the best fit to make a new WJE.

Yeah, you are right, but it's his site so he should check out sometimes, right?

do you think it will work?

We'll see

If we can get Wade, Jake, and Ethan to collaborate with Dagger and Lynx in making the new site I think it can work.

You and Wilkinson too.

jake’s only gonna comeback onxe we get our act straight

True, so obviously we must bully Toast.

Nobody cares about Toast, not even Jake, so it's the best course of action.

Yeah

No

Wade, Jake, Ethan, Wilk, and SaH are like the spiritual successors to Matt and Dagger.

Okay

Holy fuck, I typed Toast instead of Wilk. I need to get some sleep.

Yes; it's fun.

Right amy?

No, please Dagger Jr.

Fine.

Is that something positive?

Thank youuuuuuuu

Of course it is.

Okay okay

What time is it for you?

And I'm only agreeing because the cute cat in your profile picture seems to be judging me, so I kind of can't say no.

12:23

PM

AAQHQHQHSHSHJ

Oh, it's night, right?

Dagger Jr, do you know what I'm wondering? why don't you suggest Dagger on your profile?

No, it's still day.

You're right, I'll do that.

Ah, okayyy

AHQQHSJWJ

I added several people to my profile now.

are you more likely a dog person or a cat person?

Cat person.

Niceee, i appreciate that

Never had either though, so I can't be sure.

Mhm, actually I'm a dog person

sure

Oh, your profile gives the other impression lol.

Amy scroll down on my profile for a nice surprise. :^)

I know AGQHQJWJSK but cats are cute too

Above all I'm a horse person though.

How is my new pfp AHQHQJQJW

Horses are like the Gigachad animal.

Cute.

For real? I love horses too

Actually I love many animals

Yes, they are very beautiful and majestic animals.

YEAHHH RIGHT

ITS CUTEEEE

DUDE IKR

Cats are the best imo

I LIVE NEAR A MOUNTAIN

and farmers keep horses and cows there