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Desire to Kill Someone

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ya

Huh??? Who are you going to murder and how can I help?

his full name is dead ass jermy ron smith

oop

i just got called emo

I'm helping you murder him

s͓͓̽̽c͓͓̽̽o͓͓̽̽o͓͓̽̽t͓͓̽̽e͓͓̽̽r͓̽

i have to many problems

No matter how many there are you can always get help, even if just for a few

real

hes a dick

Or however you spell his damn name

frfr

Do you know what a cunt is Scooter?

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i have to many problems

do you need any help?

dickkkk

alert

911bommer

thats why i call her vrah

dick alert

s͓͓̽̽c͓͓̽̽o͓͓̽̽o͓͓̽̽t͓͓̽̽e͓͓̽̽r͓̽

no

I know I'm not trusted here, but if you need someone to listen to you and need someone to help you, then I'm here for you

ya u guys should start calling me that

my name is jefffffffffffff

hi guys

Hi

s͓͓̽̽c͓͓̽̽o͓͓̽̽o͓͓̽̽t͓͓̽̽e͓͓̽̽r͓̽

ok

good

s͓͓̽̽c͓͓̽̽o͓͓̽̽o͓͓̽̽t͓͓̽̽e͓͓̽̽r͓̽

turkey

???

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ooooop

i wanna cryyyyy

life fucking sucks i have had enough of everything

i just want my lycence now that older i understand why my brother was gon alot

I left for a few minutes. What happened while I was gone????

huh

i forgot mia was in this class

SHREK Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but non prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss. (laughs) Like that's ever gonna happen. What a load of - (toilet flush)

What the hell veronicaaaaa

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You need mental help.

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SHREK Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but non prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss. (laughs) Like that's ever gonna happen. What a load of - (toilet flush)

Allstar - by Smashmouth begins to play. Shrek goes about his day. While in a nearby town, the villagers get together to go after the ogre.

NIGHT - NEAR SHREK'S HOME

MAN1 Think it's in there?

MAN2 All right. Let's get it!

MAN1 Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you?

MAN3 Yeah, it'll grind your bones for it's bread.

Shrek sneaks up behind them and laughs.

SHREK Yes, well, actually, that would be a giant. Now, ogres, oh they're much worse. They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin.

MEN No!

SHREK They'll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes! Actually, it's quite good on toast.

MAN1 Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya! (waves the torch at Shrek.)

Shrek calmly licks his fingers and extinguishes the torch. The men shrink back away from him. Shrek roars very loudly and long and his breath extinguishes all the remaining torches until the men are in the dark.

SHREK This is the part where you run away. (The men scramble to get away. He laughs.) And stay out! (looks down and picks up a piece of paper. Reads.) "Wanted. Fairy tale creatures."(He sighs and throws the paper over his shoulder.)

THE NEXT DAY

There is a line of fairy tale creatures. The head of the guard sits at a table paying people for bringing the fairy tale creatures to him. There are cages all around. Some of the people in line are Peter Pan, who is carrying Tinkerbell in a cage, Gipetto who's carrying Pinocchio, and a farmer who is carrying the three little pigs.

GUARD All right. This one's full. Take it away! Move it along. Come on! Get up!

HEAD GUARD Next!

GUARD (taking the witch's broom) Give me that! Your flying days are over. (breaks the broom in half)

HEAD GUARD That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. Next!

GUARD Get up! Come on!

HEAD GUARD Twenty pieces.

LITTLE BEAR (crying) This cage is too small.

DONKEY Please, don't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again. I can change. Please! Give me another chance!

OLD WOMAN Oh, shut up. (jerks his rope)

DONKEY Oh!

HEAD GUARD Next! What have you got?

bruhhh

hiiiiiiii

Richard isn't that bad. Declans worst than Richard

huh

Bro she literally is a fat hoe.

Yep. For how she's treated me and my friend. That's enough proof.

no bitch

⯎Mia⯎

Yep. For how she's treated me and my friend. That's enough proof.

what'd she do?

more importantly, what'd you do?

That's personal information. And I did nothing.

oop

⯎Mia⯎

That's personal information. And I did nothing.

I'm more inclined to believe the opposite

no bitch

Because they're messing around in class

ima cryyyyyyyy

i loved that song

brb

But they turned it down a lot

the itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout, down came the rain and washed the spider out, up came the sun and dried up all the rain, soooo the itsy bitsy spider went up the spout again............

yall weird

i want a notbook for christmas

help

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fvhtjj

fuc

o im sorry

im soory thta sucks

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i have pixie dust in my nose 😤

bro whatchu snorting?

lol

okie

okie byee

byee

also sorry has to rs

u said sorry with one r but it has 2

ya

nope

oh

"i farted and a poopy came out"

oooop

thats not normal

kick my unc in the bals yeah im batman

kick my unc in the bals yeah im batman

i js ate a protein bar out of a trashacn

Fl3perd

"i farted and a poopy came out"

yhat was skyler

fuck you

me and skyler have the same fucking class tf you men that wasnt skyler

🖕

what the fuck did I do

idk

im eating candy instead of u

you don't need to hear my voice anymore

...

from now to 2;05 im not taalking

No..

Then i wont talk for all of next week

Comment deleted by Fl3perd

yes.

now talkkkk

Fine.

Play that game .

Youll lose =D

Ezio might give away personal imformation of mine

??

immmmmm bored

Ima take a break this weekend from texting everyone

The Unknown King of Moderation

Imagine having enough self control to take a break

Is that a good thing