Dark RapBoat Account Creation

erm ok

No

drake rapboat???

Hell no, and besides, I’m more like KENDRICK

OMG he's not as dumb as we thought

You thought I was team Drake?

no I thought you were dumb

you like minors like drake

WHO

I can’t be a pedophile if I myself am under 18

bro my teacher for geography said he took a bath with his daughter and he liked seeing her naked

Your teacher must be cosmo

I got scared

ur teacher is edp

help

also did he say that on the first day of school

yes he said that TODAY

Did he show pictures?

and he looked at me when he said it

wtf now

*no

ur aboutta get molested

Better wear a CHASTITY BELT

😭

I'm switching my geo teacher

this mf rlly assigning homework on the first day of school

i got science hw today

how long have you been in school?

I bet your favorite subject is probably POLITICS or some nerd shit

mine is spanish

todays my first day

bc my Spanish teacher dipped and I got to watch minions

L

struggle is real brother

didnt you drop out

damn

Well I PLAN to

exactly

🍿

...

smh

wattesegma

I'm tired

I indefatigably skip class

no surprise there

What’s that supposed to mean

someone in my homeroom randomly got on the floor and started breakdancing today

your the type of person that would skip class to probably go and record a new son

i think hes autistic

*song

I’m straighter than the pole yo MAMA dances on

how is that even in any way relatable to what I just said

I meant to reply to Heroin’s comment

autism

But yeah, I’d DEFINITELY rather be in the studio then in sCheWeL

oh

Shut the fuck up

I can feel Dark RapBoat welling up inside me…

he's gonna blow

take coverrrrr

hes about to cum

that's not what I meant

Don’t make me erupt…

yeah wtf

I mean in ANGER… not something else

crazy

You guys just made it weird

bro you make shit weird

welcome to wje

I’m not the one who tried to twist an anger explosion into PORN

Oh my god im CUMMING

lmao

Fuck everyone HERE

NO

That’s NOT me

WTF

RAPBOAT

That’s NOT me

I actually made Dark RapBoat MONTHS ago

the dark rapboat account was already made before the og rapboat made it. sounds kinda like a skill issue

NATE HIGGERS

No it wasn’t dumbass

oop

I LIKE 12 YEAR OLDS

Sup guys, I’m the REAL DarkRapBoat, and I’m about to DESTROY THIS FAKER’S EGO!!!!

As you can see, this account was made 4 MONTHS before the orange one, so OBVIOUSLY, I’m the REAL RapBoat

NOW FUCK OFF, FAKE DRB!!!!!!!!

Or are you a TROLL

YOU ARE DRB!!!!

YES I AM DRB!!!!

FINALLY YOU MANAGED TO GET SOMETHING RIGHT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR PATHETIC FUCKING JOKE OF A LIFE

wtf is going on?

I JACK OFF TO HORSE PORN

NO

I’M STRAIGHT AND NOT ZOOPHILIC

I DRINK SEMEN

YEAH FROM GIRLS!!!

...

Shut up bitch before i RAPE YOU

Bro, is it THAT HARD to distinguish me from the brightass orange pfp imposter????

I like man TITTIES

your gay

Dark RapBoat, if you’re the REAL me, tell me something only I’d know

we know its you rapboat but this dumbass over here is being stupid

I AM RAPBOAT AND I AM GAY

NO I’M NOT RAPBOAT AND I’M STRAIGHT!!!

I MEAN I AM RAPBOAT AND I’M STRAIGHT!!!!

YEAH YOURE NOT RAPBOAT

your not helping btw

YES I AM YOU’RE NOT ME YOU IDIOT CUCKOLD FAKER!!! DISEMBOWEL YOURSELF

oh

that's new

I DISEMBOWEL MYSELF WITH 19 INCH HORSE COCK

...

can we stop this nonsense

Bro, it’s MY cock that’s 19 inches, I have a really big cock loser

there is no stopping this

TMI

I KNOW ITS 3 INCHES

Holy shit nigga, what the fuck is going on?

Nah, 3 TIMES BIGGER!!!!

IM GONNA FUCK YOU UNTIL YOUR ASSHOLE BLEEDS

who knows anymore bc I dont

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Bro, I wouldn’t even lay a FINGER on AG

give me some

he's gonna get fucked up

YES I WOULD

NU UH

dumbad

smh

I WOULD FINGER AG

AG DEFINITELY likes getting fingered, but I WOULDN’T do it

NOBODY NEEDS TO KNOW THAT

Bro made a cameo

When the fuck did I say I like to get fingered?

You’re GAY, and gay people LOVE getting figered

I didn't say I was gay.

Because I'm not.

Im straight as hell

🍿

🧢🧢🧢

I'M THE KING ON THIS SITE!

NOBODY EVER TAKE MY LEAD!

Don't say that haha

It's TRUE!

Congratulations on your kingdom of IRRELEVANCE

its not

Enjoy your reign over absolutely NOTHING

wait I thought you guys were tryna be mean to the other guy not eachother

this shit switched up rlly fucking quick

I'M THE GOD OF THIS SITE!!!!!!

Dark RapBoat has never heard of a moral before

AG STFU

More like the DEITY OF DELUSION

When I give you right, we're both wrong

I swear

I'm honestly lost rn

if youre the god then ban me

Gods don't ban people.

THEY'RE LEGENDARY!

smh

Why waste divine power on something as INSIGNIFICANT as you

then how are you the god

dumbass

Because I'm the goat of this website.

My name is AG.

Yeah, which stands for ASS GAY

AG stands for "AGoat".

ag you seem like the kind of person to write gay twilight fanfictions

ᴮᵃⁿⁿᵉᵈ ᵃᶜᶜᵒᵘⁿᵗ

it stands for Adrian Gorges your name

it stands for Adrian Gorges your name

it stands for Adrian Gorges your name

No.

Nah it stands for AGay

Also known as the world's sexiest person in the world.

XD

No, it stands for AGoat..

bro said world twice

he's a little slow so bare with him

Yo, Heroin Monkey, you can’t name more countries than I can!

oh lord

Said it too often

i can name every country in the world

That’s impossible for someone as dumb as you

says the one who wants to drop out

That doesn’t make me STUPID, it makes me COMMITTED to my CRAFT

Bro just said a swear word for the first time.

Ok

I LOOK SO FUCKING SEXY!!!!!

fuck shit ass bitch retard

Scenario

Beaner.

And now?

For no reason

Sounds more that you don't know what to say

Nigga, don't think that you're better than me.

I've never said that

but he is

Thx

everyone on this site is

ag you are the lowest scum of this site

No.

I have like 26 followers on my other account.

damn

Heroin Monkey has more than 100?

I have 107

And jassy too

Some people's followers are lower than me.

I don't care

all the people that have been here for more then 2 years have at least 70 or more followers

You don't have to care.

118

I have 26, which not bad.

26 people still likes me.

*is

crazy

nice

dead

fr

English or spanish

chinese

如果你移动你的同性恋

baby you got something in your nosee

I moved

y'all are dead af

Gaybe

huh

eli

can we talk

Wha

where

no like on a call

its important

Sure?

After I eat tho

ok

hu

COSMO

Done

ok hold up

hurry up

yo

yo cosmo you back?

chat died huh

damn

yeah

cosmo

your

gay

nuh uh

you're gay

nah you like sucking blachs dick

that's calling acting gay. he's my homie

nah ur gay

So do you tho

no I dont

Id k

Ain't seen yiu for a while tho

Hru

good hru

Tired I was up until 2am last night cuz I couldn't find kelp in my minecraft wolrd

oh

It took me about an hour n a half

Lmao

bro its in the fucking sea

Ye

But I couldn't find an ocean

retard

That would be liking saying sperm is in a sperm bank, yeah obviously. But if idk where the sperm bank I'd um fucked

Then I'm*

cause your retarded

Well yes

Isn't it weird how I can be banned for saying the n word Bur no one will care I it's in my bio

worstjokesever.com/@daddypornn

ew

bro wtf

wtf is this

idk

Sigma

no

i love your coc

I haven't been on for like a year

feet lust BLACH said that he wants to suck your toes

Figur

Figures

lmao

BLACH go on dream rq

K

I'm on