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I hate GG Miller

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no one aske

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look at my bio lol

Toast ツ

hey el

hi, hru>

watching tv and eating pretzels

hey toast, how old r u?

leave the 12 year old alone

hi

MALLAALLALALALALALALALALALALLALALAA

TOOOAST

HIIIIII

IM PRETTY GOOD ACTUALLY

HBU

Lilo :)

Hi Mal

hey

Heroin Monkey

yo why is amys pfp invisible

Is that John Cena?

Heroin Monkey

yo why is amys pfp invisible

is amy online?

Toast ツ

THATS GOOD

YEAH LIAM ND I TALKED TODAY ND FIGURED STUFF OUT SO WE'RE LIKE CHILL ND WERE STILL GONNA BE LIKE BEST FRIENDS UNTIL WE CAN DATE AGAIN

mal

hey

how u feeling after the break up now?

Toast ツ

IM GOOD TOOO

YAYYYY

Lilo :)

how u feeling after the break up now?

yeah :)

mal

YEAH LIAM ND I TALKED TODAY ND FIGURED STUFF OUT SO WE'RE LIKE CHILL ND WERE STILL GONNA BE LIKE BEST FRIENDS UNTIL WE CAN DATE AGAIN

that's so good :)

mal

YEAH LIAM ND I TALKED TODAY ND FIGURED STUFF OUT SO WE'RE LIKE CHILL ND WERE STILL GONNA BE LIKE BEST FRIENDS UNTIL WE CAN DATE AGAIN

NICEEEEE

mal

YEAH LIAM ND I TALKED TODAY ND FIGURED STUFF OUT SO WE'RE LIKE CHILL ND WERE STILL GONNA BE LIKE BEST FRIENDS UNTIL WE CAN DATE AGAIN

AWW THATS GREAT

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Toast ツ

NICEEEEE

YEAH CUS WE WERE BEST FRIENDS BEFORE WE STARTED DATING TOO SO LIKE...ITS CHILL

mal

YEAH CUS WE WERE BEST FRIENDS BEFORE WE STARTED DATING TOO SO LIKE...ITS CHILL

Nice

Toast ツ

So Jake hru

Ouch Toast, not even a “hi Wade”

i think dating your friend and going through a breakup afterwards is a bad idea. if you had a disagreement while you were dating then you probably cant see eachother the same way as friends in the future

Wade XL

Ouch Toast, not even a “hi Wade”

I THOUGHT YOU WERE JAEK

hey wade

Toast ツ

I THOUGHT YOU WERE JAEK

YES! It worked!

hey spinach

mal

hey wade

Hey Mal

Ethan (The Real)

Hi Wade

Wsp

Ethan (The Real)

Hi Wade

how aare you spinach?

Toast ツ

how aare you spinach?

Bored, I just got home from tutoring.

Heroin Monkey

jake and wades pfps are extremely similar

ik it keeps messing me up

Heroin Monkey

jake and wades pfps are extremely similar

They’re matching

mal

ik it keeps messing me up

That’s our goal!

Ethan (The Real)

Bored, I just got home from tutoring.

what do you do tutoring for

Wade XL

That’s our goal!

lmao well your goal is certainly achieved

you guys know those pretzel nuggest

Ethan (The Real)

Language

oh cool

like the ones with peanut butter in the middle

Toast ツ

you guys know those pretzel nuggest

Pretzel nuggets?

Toast ツ

like the ones with peanut butter in the middle

I think so

Toast ツ

like the ones with peanut butter in the middle

yeah

why

i havent had one in so long

mal

why

I have 3.5 pounds of them know

i knocked off a bracket w one so now im traumatized

Toast ツ

I have 3.5 pounds of them know

DANMN

Heroin Monkey
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So close yet so far

Heroin Monkey
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Rip Marvin the Martian

Toast ツ

I have 3.5 pounds of them know

rookie numbers

frozen pizza

Heroin Monkey

shy rabbit is el

no thenn

Ethan (The Real)

What are you guys going to eat for dinner?

your mom

Heroin Monkey

shy rabbit is el

Oh grrreeeeaaaat..

Ethan (The Real)

What are you guys going to eat for dinner?

i already had mine (i live in uk)

Wade XL

Oh grrreeeeaaaat..

what?

Ethan (The Real)

Who is El

Don’t interact

Wade what did i do?

Lilo :)

Wade what did i do?

I told u, I gave u a shot and u blew it

Ethan (The Real)

Why does everyone hate her

shes a 12 year old white girl who said the n word 4 times in one chat

Wade XL

I told u, I gave u a shot and u blew it

How? How did i blow it?

Ethan (The Real)

Why does everyone hate her

we had some problems w her a while ago. shes fine now though

Heroin Monkey

shes a 12 year old white girl who said the n word 4 times in one chat

This is why I stopped trusting white people tbh 😭

Lilo :)

How? How did i blow it?

Alting

Heroin Monkey

shes a 12 year old white girl who said the n word 4 times in one chat

wait what

I'm only on this acc coz i got kicked out of my old one!

Heroin Monkey

shes a 12 year old white girl who said the n word 4 times in one chat

No waaaay

Bro how many 12 year olds we got here?

idk man

Wade XL

Bro how many 12 year olds we got here?

I don’t know, probably too much. I’m not 12, I’m 16.

oh

Lilo :)

I'm only on this acc coz i got kicked out of my old one!

Wade ^^^

my 3 year old sister j called my mom stupid nd is now tryna poke her in the eye w a paintbrush

i dont have the screenshots of those ones though

lmao

BUT before I go, does anyone here know who the El 6.0 and el exposed are?

no

hey ingenious

I'm going you dickhead

Lilo :)

I'm going you dickhead

Go fuck your self

Anonymous

Wag

🐕

Anonymous

WADE

Wsp baby boy

hey cosmo

Ethan (The Real)

Are you all gay on here?

Nah

Ethan (The Real)

Are you all gay on here?

nah. we just act gay

You’re the guy who said I was bitchy 😭😭😭😭

Anonymous

nah. we just act gay

Exactly, it’s funny

lmfao

Heroin Monkey

being gay builds character

Nah being gay is a sin

but being straight builds the fundamentals of geometry class

Ethan (The Real)

Nah being gay is a sin

i honestly don't care

Being gay is kinda gay

being gay is sin the math version opposite over hypotenuse

Wade XL

Being gay is kinda gay

j a bit

Heroin Monkey

being gay is sin the math version opposite over hypotenuse

My ptsd is kicking in

Wade XL

My ptsd is kicking in

prepare for the sigma

Wade XL

I hate math

no earlier in math tutoring he kept asking me easy questions nd id j be like idk nd he was like "oh! okay! well..."

mal

no earlier in math tutoring he kept asking me easy questions nd id j be like idk nd he was like "oh! okay! well..."

what are you doing in math

Heroin Monkey

im in geometry in 8th grade its easy

stop im failing geometry

Heroin Monkey

what are you doing in math

shit w triangles

but i don't know if i like wade anymore. hes cheating on me

i liked algebra better

mal

shit w triangles

me too what grade are you in

mal

shit w triangles

i can help w/ that

Heroin Monkey

me too what grade are you in

9th

Heroin Monkey

shit with triangles is easy

not when you sleep through most classes

Heroin Monkey

shit with triangles is easy

no. but shit with catalysts is hard

im in 8th grade so 2 years above my math cirriclulum

im in 8th grade so 2 years above my math cirriclulum

i do math online at like 8 in the morning in my bed on mondays nd yesterday i fell asleep halfway through nd woke up nd the class was over

Heroin Monkey

im in 8th grade so 2 years above my math cirriclulum

im in precalc, and im practically gonna fall asleep. logs are so easy

i skipped a grade, so im technically very very ahead

the nice thing about my schooling is i did some highschool classes last year so hopefully by the end of last year ill have enough credits in most of my classes so i dont hafta do them anymore

I didn’t skip a grade but I just have parents who think I’m really smart but I’m dumb

Ethan (The Real)

I didn’t skip a grade but I just have parents who think I’m really smart but I’m dumb

my parents used to think i was smart til i got into 8th grade

i want to join ap physics in 9th grade but my school wont let me

now my parents are surprised when i get a 90 on anything

i got an iq test, so i am smart

except for essays

Anonymous

i got an iq test, so i am smart

cool

Heroin Monkey

i want to join ap physics in 9th grade but my school wont let me

thats so annoying

im not 😁

theres a 7th grader at my school doing calc

My Kazakh ass parents don’t understand English so I always end up in the wrong classes 😭

one of my friends was practicing calc in 7th grade

Ethan (The Real)

My Kazakh ass parents don’t understand English so I always end up in the wrong classes 😭

oh.

bro i dont understand how some ppl are j smart

like i was smart until like 8th grade i dont understand what happened 😭

some people just have smaller brains

oh i see so my brains gonna grow but im not

ask the guy who stole einstiens brain

my brain stole all my growing-ness

i always thought i was average in intellect but then i realised i was just always around really smart people and im actually much above average

so now im short nd stupid 💀

mal

oh i see so my brains gonna grow but im not

u need more connections in ur brain

Heroin Monkey

i always thought i was average in intellect but then i realised i was just always around really smart people and im actually much above average

same

Anonymous

u need more connections in ur brain

i have introverted braincells.

mal

so now im short nd stupid 💀

no. ur short and mentally challenged

💀

Heroin Monkey
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Facts

mal

i have introverted braincells.

yeah. they hate making connections

yuperdoodledoo

theres this guy, somethin goggins, who said 'embrace the suck'

oh!

cute!

so basically, do things that u hate

nah

it will make ur brain grow

ill j dwell w my 3 remaining brain cells eating ice cream nd reading

Anonymous

thats 'fuck the suck'

Gross

Heroin Monkey
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I’d love to watch that

Wade XL

Gross

wdym. thats part of our training

Anonymous

wdym. thats part of our training

Oh yea

Heroin we should have a meme off

r u really a fucking master if u don't know our code?

That’s true, but like fun

We just take turns posting memes and see who’s is funnier

oh

u forgot the way of the fuck

Wade XL
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i need that book

master, i am breaking up with u

u have been a bad deadpool

*insert the goddamned gif*

i tried to insert the gif if the second plane hitting the south tower and it wouldnt let me

Heroin Monkey

i tried to insert the gif if the second plane hitting the south tower and it wouldnt let me

Try again

Wade XL

Howww

u have forgotten the ways of the fuck

Heroin Monkey

i tried 3 times

Shrink it maybe

Ethan (The Real)

What if I do not consent

I’ll make you consent

Ethan (The Real)

What if I do not consent

u lose a friend

Wade XL

Shrink it maybe

thats what she said

Ethan (The Real)

💀

Nonsexually obviously(unless you want it to be sexually)

Ethan (The Real)

You guys are like every dude at my school but better

🗿

Ethan (The Real)

You guys are like every dude at my school but better

crazy

Ethan (The Real)

You guys are like every dude at my school but better

lmao

Heroin Monkey
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THAT IS DEMONIC

Heroin Monkey
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What

u haven't seen us at our worse

Wade XL

What

Easy way to get out of being choked

Anonymous

u haven't seen us at our worse

i just post memes i dont get into arguments

Heroin Monkey
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Rise of Kingdoms

Kids in my school always ask if I can ride horses. 😭

Ethan (The Real)

Kids in my school always ask if I can ride horses. 😭

why

Ethan (The Real)

Kids in my school always ask if I can ride horses. 😭

“Horses”

horses are annoying to ride

but kinda hard at the same time

Heroin Monkey
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HELL YEAH

Anonymous

but kinda hard at the same time

AYOOO?

Wade XL

AYOOO?

but i can't ride u anymore

i talked to the fucking council

Anonymous

Wsp bbgs

ETHAN

they said that i might take ur place

Cosmo quit as a protege

Want to take his place?

Wade XL

Want to take his place?

As what

they said that i have proved myself

Anonymous

As what

My padawan

they said that you are failing

they said that you are demoted back to a padawan

I just woke up wtf happened

YEEE INGENIOUS IS MY NEW PADAWAN

Cosmo, you’re fired

Anonymous

ur not a master anymore

Yes I am, wanna know why?

Anonymous

I just woke up wtf happened

youre using this site at 6:44 am

Bruver I made th council

The council memebrs are my bitches

Wade XL

The council memebrs are my bitches

🥰

Ooo look at the time, gotta go!

Have to assassinate someone in Japan

is amy still complaining to you?

The Unknown King of Moderation

八田な生名前からな，眉田はナタはあるけど！

My real name is Hatta, but Mayuda does have a machete!

Someone who’s been here for a bitt

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The Unknown King of Moderation

I'm more than her bsf irl ;)

😭…

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