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    I hate GG Miller

    4738

    no one aske

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    look at my bio lol

    Toast ツ

    hey el

    hi, hru>

    watching tv and eating pretzels

    hey toast, how old r u?

    leave the 12 year old alone

    MALLAALLALALALALALALALALALALLALALAA

    IM PRETTY GOOD ACTUALLY

    Lilo :)

    Hi Mal

    hey

    Heroin Monkey

    yo why is amys pfp invisible

    Is that John Cena?

    Heroin Monkey

    yo why is amys pfp invisible

    is amy online?

    Toast ツ

    THATS GOOD

    YEAH LIAM ND I TALKED TODAY ND FIGURED STUFF OUT SO WE'RE LIKE CHILL ND WERE STILL GONNA BE LIKE BEST FRIENDS UNTIL WE CAN DATE AGAIN

    mal♡

    hey

    how u feeling after the break up now?

    Toast ツ

    IM GOOD TOOO

    YAYYYY

    Lilo :)

    how u feeling after the break up now?

    yeah :)

    mal♡

    YEAH LIAM ND I TALKED TODAY ND FIGURED STUFF OUT SO WE'RE LIKE CHILL ND WERE STILL GONNA BE LIKE BEST FRIENDS UNTIL WE CAN DATE AGAIN

    that's so good :)

    mal♡

    YEAH LIAM ND I TALKED TODAY ND FIGURED STUFF OUT SO WE'RE LIKE CHILL ND WERE STILL GONNA BE LIKE BEST FRIENDS UNTIL WE CAN DATE AGAIN

    NICEEEEE

    mal♡

    YEAH LIAM ND I TALKED TODAY ND FIGURED STUFF OUT SO WE'RE LIKE CHILL ND WERE STILL GONNA BE LIKE BEST FRIENDS UNTIL WE CAN DATE AGAIN

    AWW THATS GREAT

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    Toast ツ

    NICEEEEE

    YEAH CUS WE WERE BEST FRIENDS BEFORE WE STARTED DATING TOO SO LIKE...ITS CHILL

    Toast ツ

    So Jake hru

    Ouch Toast, not even a “hi Wade”

    i think dating your friend and going through a breakup afterwards is a bad idea. if you had a disagreement while you were dating then you probably cant see eachother the same way as friends in the future

    Wade XL

    Ouch Toast, not even a “hi Wade”

    I THOUGHT YOU WERE JAEK

    Toast ツ

    I THOUGHT YOU WERE JAEK

    YES! It worked!

    mal♡

    hey wade

    Hey Mal

    Ethan (The Real)

    Hi Wade

    Wsp

    Ethan (The Real)

    Hi Wade

    how aare you spinach?

    jake and wades pfps are extremely similar

    Toast ツ

    how aare you spinach?

    Bored, I just got home from tutoring.

    Heroin Monkey

    jake and wades pfps are extremely similar

    ik it keeps messing me up

    Heroin Monkey

    jake and wades pfps are extremely similar

    They’re matching

    mal♡

    ik it keeps messing me up

    That’s our goal!

    Ethan (The Real)

    Bored, I just got home from tutoring.

    what do you do tutoring for

    Wade XL

    That’s our goal!

    lmao well your goal is certainly achieved

    you guys know those pretzel nuggest

    like the ones with peanut butter in the middle

    Toast ツ

    you guys know those pretzel nuggest

    Pretzel nuggets?

    Toast ツ

    like the ones with peanut butter in the middle

    I think so

    Toast ツ

    like the ones with peanut butter in the middle

    yeah

    i havent had one in so long

    mal♡

    why

    I have 3.5 pounds of them know

    i knocked off a bracket w one so now im traumatized

    Toast ツ

    I have 3.5 pounds of them know

    DANMN

    Heroin Monkey
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    So close yet so far

    Heroin Monkey
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    Rip Marvin the Martian

    Toast ツ

    I have 3.5 pounds of them know

    rookie numbers

    Heroin Monkey

    shy rabbit is el

    no thenn

    Ethan (The Real)

    What are you guys going to eat for dinner?

    your mom

    Heroin Monkey

    shy rabbit is el

    Oh grrreeeeaaaat..

    Ethan (The Real)

    What are you guys going to eat for dinner?

    i already had mine (i live in uk)

    Wade XL

    Oh grrreeeeaaaat..

    what?

    Ethan (The Real)

    Who is El

    Don’t interact

    Wade what did i do?

    Lilo :)

    Wade what did i do?

    I told u, I gave u a shot and u blew it

    Ethan (The Real)

    Why does everyone hate her

    shes a 12 year old white girl who said the n word 4 times in one chat

    Wade XL

    I told u, I gave u a shot and u blew it

    How? How did i blow it?

    Ethan (The Real)

    Why does everyone hate her

    we had some problems w her a while ago. shes fine now though

    Heroin Monkey

    shes a 12 year old white girl who said the n word 4 times in one chat

    This is why I stopped trusting white people tbh 😭

    Lilo :)

    How? How did i blow it?

    Alting

    Heroin Monkey

    shes a 12 year old white girl who said the n word 4 times in one chat

    wait what

    I'm only on this acc coz i got kicked out of my old one!

    Heroin Monkey

    shes a 12 year old white girl who said the n word 4 times in one chat

    No waaaay

    Bro how many 12 year olds we got here?

    Wade XL

    Bro how many 12 year olds we got here?

    I don’t know, probably too much. I’m not 12, I’m 16.

    Lilo :)

    I'm only on this acc coz i got kicked out of my old one!

    Wade ^^^

    my 3 year old sister j called my mom stupid nd is now tryna poke her in the eye w a paintbrush

    i dont have the screenshots of those ones though

    BUT before I go, does anyone here know who the El 6.0 and el exposed are?

    hey ingenious

    I'm going you dickhead

    Lilo :)

    I'm going you dickhead

    Go fuck your self

    Anonymous

    Wag

    🐕

    Ethan (The Real)

    Are you all gay on here?

    Nah

    Ethan (The Real)

    Are you all gay on here?

    nah. we just act gay

    You’re the guy who said I was bitchy 😭😭😭😭

    Anonymous

    nah. we just act gay

    Exactly, it’s funny

    Heroin Monkey

    being gay builds character

    Nah being gay is a sin

    but being straight builds the fundamentals of geometry class

    Ethan (The Real)

    Nah being gay is a sin

    i honestly don't care

    Being gay is kinda gay

    no. being bi is kinda gay

    being gay is sin the math version opposite over hypotenuse

    Wade XL

    Being gay is kinda gay

    j a bit

    Heroin Monkey

    being gay is sin the math version opposite over hypotenuse

    My ptsd is kicking in

    Wade XL

    My ptsd is kicking in

    prepare for the sigma

    Wade XL

    I hate math

    no earlier in math tutoring he kept asking me easy questions nd id j be like idk nd he was like "oh! okay! well..."

    Wade XL

    I hate math

    My math teacher is annoying as fuck

    mal♡

    no earlier in math tutoring he kept asking me easy questions nd id j be like idk nd he was like "oh! okay! well..."

    what are you doing in math

    Heroin Monkey

    im in geometry in 8th grade its easy

    stop im failing geometry

    Heroin Monkey

    what are you doing in math

    shit w triangles

    but i don't know if i like wade anymore. hes cheating on me

    i liked algebra better

    mal♡

    shit w triangles

    me too what grade are you in

    mal♡

    shit w triangles

    i can help w/ that

    Heroin Monkey

    me too what grade are you in

    9th

    Heroin Monkey

    shit with triangles is easy

    not when you sleep through most classes

    Heroin Monkey

    shit with triangles is easy

    no. but shit with catalysts is hard

    im in 8th grade so 2 years above my math cirriclulum

    im in 8th grade so 2 years above my math cirriclulum

    i do math online at like 8 in the morning in my bed on mondays nd yesterday i fell asleep halfway through nd woke up nd the class was over

    Heroin Monkey

    im in 8th grade so 2 years above my math cirriclulum

    im in precalc, and im practically gonna fall asleep. logs are so easy

    i skipped a grade, so im technically very very ahead

    the nice thing about my schooling is i did some highschool classes last year so hopefully by the end of last year ill have enough credits in most of my classes so i dont hafta do them anymore

    I didn’t skip a grade but I just have parents who think I’m really smart but I’m dumb

    my parents used to think i was smart til i got into 8th grade

    i want to join ap physics in 9th grade but my school wont let me

    now my parents are surprised when i get a 90 on anything

    i got an iq test, so i am smart

    except for essays

    Anonymous

    i got an iq test, so i am smart

    cool

    Heroin Monkey

    i want to join ap physics in 9th grade but my school wont let me

    thats so annoying

    theres a 7th grader at my school doing calc

    My Kazakh ass parents don’t understand English so I always end up in the wrong classes 😭

    one of my friends was practicing calc in 7th grade

    Ethan (The Real)

    My Kazakh ass parents don’t understand English so I always end up in the wrong classes 😭

    oh.

    bro i dont understand how some ppl are j smart

    like i was smart until like 8th grade i dont understand what happened 😭

    some people just have smaller brains

    oh i see so my brains gonna grow but im not

    ask the guy who stole einstiens brain

    my brain stole all my growing-ness

    i always thought i was average in intellect but then i realised i was just always around really smart people and im actually much above average

    so now im short nd stupid 💀

    mal♡

    oh i see so my brains gonna grow but im not

    u need more connections in ur brain

    Heroin Monkey

    i always thought i was average in intellect but then i realised i was just always around really smart people and im actually much above average

    same

    Anonymous

    u need more connections in ur brain

    i have introverted braincells.

    mal♡

    so now im short nd stupid 💀

    no. ur short and mentally challenged

    Heroin Monkey
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    Facts

    mal♡

    i have introverted braincells.

    yeah. they hate making connections

    yuperdoodledoo

    theres this guy, somethin goggins, who said 'embrace the suck'

    so basically, do things that u hate

    it will make ur brain grow

    ill j dwell w my 3 remaining brain cells eating ice cream nd reading

    Anonymous

    thats 'fuck the suck'

    Gross

    I’d love to watch that

    Wade XL

    Gross

    wdym. thats part of our training

    Heroin we should have a meme off

    r u really a fucking master if u don't know our code?

    That’s true, but like fun

    We just take turns posting memes and see who’s is funnier

    u forgot the way of the fuck

    Wade XL
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    i need that book

    master, i am breaking up with u

    u have been a bad deadpool

    *insert the goddamned gif*

    i tried to insert the gif if the second plane hitting the south tower and it wouldnt let me

    Heroin Monkey

    i tried to insert the gif if the second plane hitting the south tower and it wouldnt let me

    Try again

    Wade XL

    Howww

    u have forgotten the ways of the fuck

    Heroin Monkey

    i tried 3 times

    Shrink it maybe

    Ethan (The Real)

    What if I do not consent

    I’ll make you consent

    Ethan (The Real)

    What if I do not consent

    u lose a friend

    Wade XL

    Shrink it maybe

    thats what she said

    Ethan (The Real)

    💀

    Nonsexually obviously(unless you want it to be sexually)

    Ethan (The Real)

    You guys are like every dude at my school but better

    🗿

    Ethan (The Real)

    You guys are like every dude at my school but better

    crazy

    Ethan (The Real)

    You guys are like every dude at my school but better

    lmao

    Heroin Monkey
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    THAT IS DEMONIC

    u haven't seen us at our worse

    Wade XL

    What

    Easy way to get out of being choked

    Anonymous

    u haven't seen us at our worse

    i just post memes i dont get into arguments

    Heroin Monkey
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    Rise of Kingdoms

    Kids in my school always ask if I can ride horses. 😭

    Ethan (The Real)

    Kids in my school always ask if I can ride horses. 😭

    “Horses”

    horses are annoying to ride

    but kinda hard at the same time

    Heroin Monkey
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    HELL YEAH

    Anonymous

    but kinda hard at the same time

    AYOOO?

    Wade XL

    AYOOO?

    but i can't ride u anymore

    i talked to the fucking council

    Anonymous

    Wsp bbgs

    ETHAN

    they said that i might take ur place

    Cosmo quit as a protege

    Want to take his place?

    Wade XL

    Want to take his place?

    As what

    they said that i have proved myself

    Anonymous

    As what

    My padawan

    they said that you are failing

    they said that you are demoted back to a padawan

    I just woke up wtf happened

    YEEE INGENIOUS IS MY NEW PADAWAN

    Cosmo, you’re fired

    Anonymous

    ur not a master anymore

    Yes I am, wanna know why?

    Anonymous

    I just woke up wtf happened

    youre using this site at 6:44 am

    Bruver I made th council

    The council memebrs are my bitches

    Ooo look at the time, gotta go!

    Have to assassinate someone in Japan

    is amy still complaining to you?

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    八田な生名前からな，眉田はナタはあるけど！

    My real name is Hatta, but Mayuda does have a machete!

    Someone who’s been here for a bitt

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    The Unknown King of Moderation

    I'm more than her bsf irl ;)

    😭…

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