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y’all wanna see my rowing shirttt

Sure

wb meeeee

im joining the conversation rn

Toast is ur goal -2000?

okie dokie gimme a second

I'm back

I ate 2 eggs

what kinda eggs

fried?

yeah

I love eggs. Wink wink nudge nudge

me too

so real

eggs are delicious

i look really dumb cause i’m in a mcdonald’s bathroom 💀💀💀💀

wade did you get my text?

Which text?

i ship

Prolly not then

it just said yo wade

bro did you text the number in his bio 💀

bro im ngl thats the worst name ive ever seen a team have

it’s fake

Wait did you text that number in my bio!?

ye

why?

Bro that’s Saul Good man’s number

shit

bruh stop the cap

I knew that

Holy shit! 🤣

trc on top

triangle??

amy can u post a pic of your face bc you a proably realy pretty

plus we won so 💅✨

Bro that’s awesome🗿

bruh you need help remembering your shapes??

bro wade CONGRATULATE ME

frl

i had a swim meet today and i won all my events today 😋😋

One sec I’m dying of laughter

i gotta do it tomorrow too tho

nah the triangle is the area in nc where i live

cary, raleigh, and another city i forgot

I kinda want New super mario bros u deluxe

amy

That’s that’s awesome man🤣

well now y’all know where i live

can u post a pic of your face?

Just made my day

still a horrible name.

maybe later

stop the 🧢

dont pressure anyone

nuh uh

youre in denial

CONGRATULATE ME TOASTIE

whats next

rectangles?

im not pressuring anybody so stfu

ooh maybe stars

well we still won most of our races ✌️

frl

Why tf is MK 1 on switch?

lmaoo relax

bro em congratulate me

Uhhh cuz people like me don’t have an Xbox or PS5

for what

My switch lite would explode

what’s up?

no one congratulated me 😔

i won my regatta

congrats amy

for what?

yayyyyyaayayay

Yea, I got MK11 on switch but it’s graphics are mid

thanks toast <3

Congrats Amy

what’s a regatta

thanks wade

Have a pickle

boat race

oh

can i have yours?

okay

congrats

Sure

scrumptious

DP, do you play the deadpool game for 360?

take your pickle and shove it up your ass

Bro I wish, I wanna buy it but I don’t have the money, it’s like $40ish

i don’t think it’s long enough

Tf am I witnessing?

BLACH

fr

Greatness

peak horny

Yo

i’m the #1 horndog

WHATS UP

You want peak horny? I’ll give you peak horny

Hell yea

nobody cares

💀

anyone here a fan of Anime Sexy Girl Puzzle Hentai for the switch?

someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed

are you??

now i am

stfu

Doki Doki but just Monika mod🗿

youre nasty asf pervert

Don't mind that I've been watching this convo the whole time and that all of you are really horney

we are

I’m not

mostly me and wade tho

And Toast I guess

Bro

I was just browsing the eshop and saw it

i think we have sexual tension

what does waking up have anything to do with this

I also congratulate u amy

its an expression lol

…it’s an expression?

Amy that’s so nasty like u don’t even indersyand

Oh ok

I'm so horny I have the power to not show it

*understand

chill bruh

Sure sure

🗿

aslo, COMMUNISM

girl why do u assume that I’m not chill just cause I told u that being horny for a sixteen yo is nasty

thanks boo <3

Lol, you got Deadpool 360?

y’all, what should i have for dinner

THATS MY MAN

Ikt

pancakes

nothing starve

Ikr*

ONLY COMMUNISM

communism is so relatable

oml

Bro lol

Communism is kinda tight *phonk intensifies*

Communism was kinda tight

Np ;>

Jinx!

two great minds think alike

ong

3

Fr tho

i too, love communism

Super child Cumming soon

STFU THIS NOT A HISTORY LESSON

bro you actually need to chill

I just died

you can call me superman

Incest

what happened bruh you tense today

make me bitch

alabama

Smash Supergirl

ong

💀💀💀

trying to 100% mario kart 8 deluxe is hell

bestie before u tell anyone to chill, respond to my comment about u needing to calm down a lil bit

broo wait i got kinda far

i havent played mario kart in so long tho

Oh I own that

slayyy

I bet ur white

I’m taking this

you guys know any good core workouts

I left for one min and there are 7 different convos going on

Planks

we have to present them next practice

I've almost got all the stars in the cups, execpt 200cc

thanks g

v sits

Damn nice, I mainly play 150 or 200cc

Wade.

i got them all except mirror

I don't have all in mirror mode, but I'm almost done with it

I might be posting a yt short soon, I just gotta add audio from a YouTube Vid, idk how to do that tho, so I’ll watch a tutorial later

girl, i’m chill. maybe take your own advice.

Mirror mode gives me a headache

do you guys got online?

niceee drop the link once it’s done

Can we all appreciate this for a second

yes

stfu

Try searching up the song or video, then look at the buttons near the like and dislike buttons

bro i wasn’t even talking to you

*that you wanna use

Ok

Do you havea yt channel?

Yea

yeah

What is it

haven’t posted anything

you knida was

how u finna try to turn this shit around on me this like buddy u sound retarded

💀💀💀

DP, what's your main mk8 character?

why tf everyone on edge today?

I like dry bones

Bro I'm sub you like fucking 2 channel of ppl I've meat online

Dry Bones, DK, Walugi, Shy Guy, Metal Mario, been doing lots of Dry Boned and Shy Guy tho

i’m not, idk why they are

Kk

oops

whyd it delete

https://m.youtube.com/@amyrulesthepizzaaa/about

YES

these stats are wild

ay toast, new video when?

Here’s a hack, smaller characters faster the acceleration

idk when

My yt is VancityMerc319

slay tell me when you make kne

*one

Yo I'm subbed

my legs are literally dying

aw thx

amy stop tryna flirt with everyone like damn you have no fucking rizz

I’ll prob change my yt name sometime, but I’ve been shoutouted out and called out by people under that name so idk

who

you guys are crazy

???????

oml

donkey kong>>

keep the handle, change the display name

channel

Alr

based 🗿

dry bowser has the best speed in the game

you play mario kart amy?

damn where’d everybody go

everyone has played mario kart at some point

Lol yea

i would choose him but my brother chooses him and i cant be a copycat ykyk

damn where did your dad go?

sometimes, mostly smash bros tho

Damn Jassy got no chill

ong

woahhh

y’all need to chill

jassy

I play lots of MK and Mario Kart, and Lego games lol

FRL

whats the short about btw?

im bad at that game

i’m god tier

lego games confuse meee

Lego games>breathing

Deadpool 3 edit

you need therapy

you need a life

i'll chill when your fathers comes back

Fr Lego Games are awesome

i like platform games mostly lmao

same

frfr

buddy I have one instead of rowing a boat all day every day

We’re all gamers🗿

and minecraft ^^

we're all gay mers

that’s your best? 💀

used to play aloottttt during covid

like this ain’t row row row ur boat

Lol

and your best is a skull emoji so shut ur mouth

bro 😭😭😭😭😭 what happened to you

ur mom

i'm gonna do Mirror mode special cup real quick

goodluck

damn i has passionate intercourse with yours last night

lemme see what ones i dont have rq

*had

Alr good luck, I’ll do a quick codm match but I’ll keep this open

damn gl

I’m doing 3 things at once, CODM, Wje, yt vid

imma make a new post

damn my mama had to be really drunk to have even looked at you in the first place

switch dead smh

prolly gets drunk all the time imo

cap

nuh uh

just like your abusive ass parents?

hey flappy, meet me at the new post

again, that’s your best?

again your best is likeing a 16 year old and being chubby af

Hey, can I get your opinion in sm?

Ok

sure

damn that’s wild

Imma grind out golden mario after this

Toast check this out, should this be my pfp?

YESSSSS

Yes

like your hair

Shut up jassy

like ur parents being the feral stray cats they are

no

the people with friends are talking

Is Jassy trans? She got a dude as her pfp

thats my bf wade

bro wtf are you guys on?

Weed

calm down, who hurt you

oml

zaza

crack

too tame

OML

Yo mama so fat she got arrested for having 250 pounds of crack on her

why the fuck is there no golden dry bones in Mario Kart 8? they put him on the phone game

Wait seriously?

ooop

Yeah

Bro he looks badass!

250 pounds of crack is crazy

imagine making fun of the fact that i have abusive parents. i bet it’s so funny to you, right?

My favorite version of my favorite mario character

How do you unlock him?

Probably buying him

or through lootboxes

The only characters you can unlock are the 4 on they r right but they’re premium

🤯

cause nintendo

yeah it is you can ask em im dieing laughing rn

Bro you know Spawn is in Modern Warfare 2?

Thats so stupid

why?

I mean I know why

get lost

Dunno, it it’s cool

It’s also a battle pass, because, money.

she is oml

It's cool, but probably 20 bucks

em shut up.

Yea it’s a battlepassm

Skeletor is joining too

just like your dad with the milk

didn't they put shredder on there at some point

fuck off. you’re not funny.

Just like Hitler in my Oregon Trail game

Lemme check

They did

just like that mustache

He looks more like Ronin from CODM tho, he coulda been better

tf does that even mean 💀

All the good shit, spawn, Skeletor, evil dead, all cost money…

oml stupid ass

bro don’t you have someone else to annoy

proablly your husband but hes not on here rn so nope[

you can always

yk

get off the internet

Smart steering is gonna carry my 200cc races

ong

ONFG

frfr

for 150 its like a curse but 200 its like

legal cheating

esp for rainbow road n stuff

what is this wreak it Ralph breaks this internet?

Lol yea

lmao

did anyone understand that?

Gotta be careful tho, you can’t take short cuts and it turns for you, and occasionally slows you down

your mom did

and prablly everyone with a brain

Nah it’s Assy breaks the internet

so not you

?

stupid bitch

Jassy + Amy

no

i would rather die

bruh

what?

Alr I gotta quick COD match, I’ll keep watching the comments tho

kk

i've gotta get a gold cup on 2 more tracks, then i get gold mario

This on switch?

yea

I wanna unlock him but idk how

I’m piloting a mech one se

Get a gold cup (most points) on every 200cc cup

isnt gold mario like

real heavy though

I didn’t even know he was a character

just a reskin of metal mario

Yoooo I got mvp

but he did get a feature in Mario oddesey

I gotta get back into Mario kart 8, haven’t played for a bit

same

How about golden dry bowser and dry bones?

wait the only mirror cup i dont have is triforce cup

Mario Kart tour exclusive

the mobile game

Aw dang

I know

So only gold Mario is available for free on switch?

yeah

so is a fully gold kart

Oh sick

but it's grindy

whats ur guys favorite map

Lol we’re all gaming while chatting

Coconut mall

or music park

Oh from the wii?

yeah

I love coconut mall

Haven’t played my wii in a while tho

it's a shame it's only in the dlc

Yea..

anyways I gotta get a gold cup

One sec, I just unlocked my shadow blade and I gotta kill these dudes

Nvm round ended.l

;ets goooooo

I got 3 stars

just the egg cup left

NICE

Also evryone is talking a new post now lol, I’m going back and forth to see if people are replying to stuff, we’re all on the “talk to Jake” post I think..?

alright

I might move there when I get gold mario

Alr good luck bro

Finally got him