Chess Time Reminder

Hi my wife

I'm back

....

BRO THATS NOT FUNNY

STOPPPP

LIKE THATS ACTUALLY FUCKED UP THAT UR DOING THT

plus jake doesnt greet me by saying "Hi my wife"

THE FUCK

Lmao

dagger you prob do that

Fuck you, I think it's hilarious. How do you like that?

What nope it wasn't me

Not I

how do you like not being mod HUH

TIS WAS YOU

Who cares the website is dead LMAO

YOU SAY THAT TO UR EIFE

AND THE CLONES

so is your humor

IM JKJK

"TIS WAS YOU" Are you gonna wear a monocle and smoke a pipe now?

Correct saying is "'TIS YOU!" or "TWAS YOU" anyway.

YES

OH DEAREST APOLOGIZES FOR MY IGNORANCE

I'm real

I'm Jake :)

I see Dagger was here, with new ban rules.

I'm gonna crawl out of the computer and into your closet

Skinwalker Jake.

Watch out Donut

NO UR NOT

Shit, where did you come from?

Dagger

I stand by what I said.

you fr acting as JAKE

Hi

agreed

It wasn't me

It was

THIS IS WHY YOUR MOTHER LEFT YOU AND GOT EXECUTED BY YOUR FATHER

AMY

It was amy

LIES

IT WAS YOU

Hiii btw

I SAW THT

No, you have no proof.

What a schizo you are.

WHAT A DAGGOT YOU ARE

YOUR THAT BORED

You are all schizos, but entertaining ones.

thanks?

most backhanded compliment ive ever heard

I’m not even sure what that means.

Retarded, embarrassing, childish jokes.

I don't give a fuck, I'm bored.

Pricisely.

I will troll anyone I see move.

*Precisely.

I am like the Trollanosaurus Rex of this site.

I have started so many flame wars on this site and I find it funny they'll never realize it was me.

Dagger

Kys

You may have started them, but their emotions were what continued it, not you.

🗒🖊

Shut the hell up Donut

HAHAUIADHIUF

SAH

Do not try to take all of the credit.

No, I propagated them by making many troll alts.

SINCE YOUR SO "SMART" WHY DONT YOU DO SOMETHING EDUCATIONAL?

That makes sense

DONUT

Back in the early 2023 I caused many of the flame wars especially those involving anons.

You were not the only reason, Donut can confirm?

🗒🖊

You're the one saying 'Twas and 'Tis.

do you see me saying it anymore?

i dont think so

Shoo.

BITCH?

DONT TELL SAH TO SHOO

YOU SHOO

GO DO SOMETHING EDUCATIONAL

SINCE YOUR TO COOL FOR DISCORD

Ily Donut<3

I'll do something educational.

I'll throw a dictionary at your face.

Lyt SaH <333

maybe shove it in your face so you can learn what SHUT THE FUCK UP MEANS

bro why would it be me?

Your honor, if I had not caused those flame wars, I would've been bored as hell. So it was justified.

what could i possibly get out of doing that except more hate?

4 members left because of you yesterday.

You do things drunkenly and unconsciously.

Who’s alting?

Me but it's not ban avoiding so it's legal.

worstjokesever=Drama

True

Haha.

This comment section just became WJE court lmfao.

That’s kind of funny.

Hi anon

Also, it's not illegal if you don't get caught.

Hello Burrito.

Hru

I’m good, how about you.

I’m good

Ah.

What the hell are you doing?

chatting?

No, no, no, don't you realize every time you try to have a normal conversation on WJE, the chat immediately dies?

I do realize

what should we do?

>Hello, how are you? >I'm good, how about you? >Good >awkward silence I hate this icebreaker so much. Nobody should ever use it.

I apologize if it hurts your feelings, Burrito, but I agree with Dagger Jr.

Yeah, it's so robotic and stiff.

Chat died

R.I.P

YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS ROBOTIC AND STIFF?

WAIT SORRY DONUT

MY PROSTHETIC PENIS

IM IN THE MIDDLE OF AMTH

OMGOMG FLAPPYYYYYY

AHAHAHAHAHA

WHEN I GET HOME YA

HI SAHHHHHH

Some bitch whore bit off my penis during a blowjob.

Luckily we live in the age of technology

And I replaced it with a mecha-penis.

WHAT?

It's so advanced it even has an OpenAI api installed

It’s okay. I’m an awkward person

My penis is able to type advanced, thought-provoking, and beautiful essays and stories that even Shakespeare could only dream of in seconds.

WOULDNT THAT BE CANNIBALISM?

the people who find this site never cease to amaze me by the things they say

No, it was a human.

YEAH

SO THAT MAKES EM A CANNIBLE

cannibal*

As an example, I will now type a poem with only my penis.

AIHUAHAHAHUIDH

I'm an alligator you retard

I will type a poem of over 200 words with my penis alone.

I MEANT THE GIRL THT BIT OFF UR DICK FUCKTARD

Here goes.

JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME JERK ME RIDE ME SUCK ME TUCK ME

Beautiful

It made tears undulate out of my eyes

TUCK YOU?

And you can be sure they're real tears, because I'm an alligator and not a crocodile.

LIKE U WANT US TO TUCK YOU TO SLEEP?

"its okay billy mommys gonna tuck you in for bed"

No, retard, the penis meant tucking itself under my legs to hide it from my unsuspecting victims.

Luckily, I like dumb girls.

Come down for a swim in the Louisiana bayou tonight.

..............

GOOD THING IM NOT DUMB

HAHA

flappy dumb as shit

Preferrably skinny dip.

EW

DISGUSTING FILTHY WATER

I'm not going to rape you, I swear!

Who is the freak.

SAYS THE ONE WHOS USER IS LITTERALLY

"gator raper"

OKAY

Disgusting pig face-ass.

I AM NOT

I misspelled it. It meant to say gator "Rappist".

WOAHHHH

You know, like Parappist the Rap-

we are talking about rape

Oh wait...

RAPE

Isn’t that what you basically did to Char?

RAPEEEE!

You know what, maybe I shouldn't have bought it from Goodwill after all.

HE RAPES LITTLE GIRLS!

I saw the chats.

DAMN

They were disgusting and yucky, in my opinion.

No, I only eat them.

yo anon anon

ok Imma stalk chat basically so be entertaining

Yes, Donut.

ong

OPINIONS ON WORLD HUNGER

me personally, i dont like him

Come down to the bayou at midnight for fun.

Just don't bring any phones or weapons.

me personally YOU TAKE FOREVER TO PLAY CHESS

It’s an issue.

Not my problem.

school sorry

thank you thank you

NO ONE ASKED YOU

She was not asking you.

You didn't ask anyone in particular, moron.

Yes, she did, retard.

Are you mentally disabled?

Tell me where, then.

Yes, but that's not the point.

I just want a whore to rape with my cock-o-dile.

I said "anon" dumbass

Preferrably in the mouth.

^^^ RIGHT HERE YOUR DUMB AS SHIT

Donut is he saying anything about raping you?

I see now and retract my former statement.

Whoever comes down to my bayou will be raped.

Girl, boy, inanimate object, I'll rape them all the same.

I'm probably blind from the amount of times I came someone's brains out.

YUP

you're*

BAHAHHAHAHSS

I did not ask, nor do I care.

FLAPPY

WHAT DID I TELL U

HUH?

ONE MORE STRIKE

i dont remember

AND THE SQUIRRELS WERE COMING

cleos dementia is spreading

bc thats how it works

apparently

Y'rou'e, retard.

IUHIUHFIFU

TO RAPE

RAPIST!

It's legal, though.

NEVER WAS

BETTER WATCH UR FUCKIN MOUTH WHO U CALLIN A BITCH?

It’s confirmed, you are mentally retarded.

oh look

theyre banned

HAHA

good job wilk

👍

I THINK THAT WAS WILKS FIRST BAN

Second actually

CONGRATULATIONS

same thing

AHEM

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WILKS SECOND BAN

🎉

Hopefully the last one

I’m respecting Burrito more and more.

tbh

Wilks profile looks like cybor and hades mixed

FROM HERCULES

YES

I WAS THINKING THAT

Thank you anon

RIGHT?

YESTERDAY

ITS IDENTICAL

EXACTLY

THE LIPS

THE HAIR

THE SKIN

Of course.

ANON

What.

thoughts on Amy whitehouse

Winehouse*

She is not too pretty.

I do not like her music.

i feel like anon is getting so sick of donut already BAHAHHAHAS

Can y'all pls shut the fuck up

So annoying

bitch

I’m not.

you shut up first of all

LIKE FUCK YOU TALKING ABOUT

top tier comeback

HAHA DUMB BITCH FLAPPY THEY ARENT

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

STOP

DONT U FUCKING DARE

IF U START UR SHIT AGAIN

AG

ISTG

you guys are so funny

your face is funny

not really

but

funny lookin

HAHAHAAHHA

yk i like to think youre funny

....

i see what you did there

Um actually🤓☝ I'm the funny one in here

nothing youve said has made me react ever so slightly tbh

WHAT ABOUT ME

AHHAAHUFHUAFIHUAF

Uno... And I win

HE PULLED OUT UNO REVERSE CARD

youre j goofy

yay

my cat hissed at me this morning

shes so mean

Hey GUys

hi toast

Hey Flappy

are you still high

Your pfp

I was never high

And username

yes you were

trust

no I wasnt

yuh huh

no

I was tired

TOAST

yes?

GIVE ME THE FROZEN YOGURT

GIMME THE COUPONS

WADE HAS THE COUPON

tired, high, theyre practically the same

LIKE ME

TOAST I WILL BEAT YOU

GIVE IT TO ME

JUST GIVE IT TO ME.

TALK TO WADE

HI

NO!

I DONT OWN THE PLACE

GIVE IT

NOW

Hey Mal

YES YOU DO

hey toast!

I ONLY HAD 1

Hey Mal

how are you?

really good! how about you

same

I got a 6/20 on my mid term though

daaaaaamn

MAKE ANOTHER

I CANT

MALLARDDDD

MY FAVORITE LITTLE DUCKY

FLAPPYAPPYAPPYAPPYAPPY

HIIIIi

MY FAVOURITE FLAPPING PERSONNNNN

HIIIIII

Flappy I wasnt high

sure you werent sweetie

whatever you say

I WAS NOT

BAHAHHAHAHS

I dont smoke

I WILL TICKLE UR FEET

IF YOU DOTN GIVE ME IT

hehehehe

Mhmmmmmm

FINE

here you go

........................

a $4 coupon

rawr 😩

.....whats this toast hm

WHATS THIS

FURRY

A COUPON

NAH NAH NAH 4$

COUPON

4$ FUCKIN DOLLARS

I KEEP FORGETTING RAWR IS A FURRY THING

THATS ALL I HAD

NAH NAH NO EXCUSES

Flappy, I dont get hihg

ME AND MY FRIENDS USE IT AS A COMPLETELY NON FURRY THING

high

YOU BROKE BITCH

I'm just friends with the stoner

s

I believe you.

M-hm

I DOTN

I was just tired

if I was high I would have said worse

and you know this how?

I HAVE A BAGEL

TOAST TBH

U LOOK LIKE THE KINDA PERSON THAT WOULD DO DRUGS

I LOVE BAGELS

BAGELS WITH STRAWBERRY CREAM CHEESE

in a small cabin in the middle of nowhere but its a deserted road kinda middle of nowhere not a nice forest

uhh

I HAVE AN ONION BAGEL W REGULAR CREAM CHEESE

I dont know

I jsut assume

Toast you're always high.

NO

NOT HIGH

Yes.

tjhat was like 3 hours ago

what was I even doing that made you think I was high?

Bullshit. You're perpetually high and don't even realize.

nioooo

wjdhzt wehs i evdn doibf tfjst mafe yiu thfinl u wds hugsgh>

YOU WERE TYPING LIKE THAT

High as a kite

All YEAR long.

I was typing by slamming my fingers into the keyboard

That was Chex mix.

thats so specific

I was not high

HIS NAME IS ANY WHITE GUY IN 1985

WHITE GUY 1985555

WHITE GUYYYYYYY 1985

I wasnt high

I DONT MEAN TO LUMP A GROUP OF PEOPLE IN A HIVE

I would have been meaner to amy if I was hihg

I THINK I JUST MET MY DAD IN 198555555

MY DADDDDDD 1985555 MY FATHER 1985

flappy whered you go?

MY MOM WAS BORN IN 1985

MY DAD WAS BORN IN 1981

sorry back back

my dad was born in 1989

how you know what its like to be HIGH HMMM???

FLAPPY I WAS NO HIGH

"trust me guys i wasnt high trust me ong trust me trust me"

I wasnt

I would have said worse

DAMN BRO... YOUR DAD IS SO YOUNG

LIES

BECAUSE MY DAD BORN IN 1978

or nothing at all

DAMN

if I was high

YOUR DADS OLD AG

why the hell would I go on wje?

I know

He's 45 years old

MY DADS LIKE....42 or 43?

my dads like 37

He's 34

no

my mamas 39

hes not

MY MOM IS 42

WTF

because I'm 14

3 YEAR AGE GAP

and he was 23 when I was born

whAT?

Legitimately no one cares about how old your parents are, it’s annoying and retarded.

alright buddy

It’s the truth.

hey hey anon can i get you to consider changing your pfp

to something less

squirrel-y

Flappy. You are so silly.

hey anon! how're you

Hello. I’m good, how are you.

Please 😭

DARN IT I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA GET A COMMA INSTEAD OF A PERIOD lmao im really good

Flappy

I was not high