Checking In

Dagger

I got a question

Yeah?

why is the man who owns a slave getting nerd emojid?

Dagger that meme is disappointing. It screams ZOOMER.

worstjokesever.com/jokes/63b48236750d363f9d339fbe/

Holy fuck what is that

Is that a Regeneraror?

I HATE THAT FUCKING MEME

NOT FOR THE REASON YOU THINK, OR YOU MIGHT THINK

Son, I wasn't as mature then. I can't delete it anymore.

I'm sorry.

If a post passes a certain amount of time, it can't be deleted anymore.

Bud you're literally black. I think it's pretty obvious.

No, Dagger, being racist against American blacks is actually based.

Being racist against African blacks is unbased though.

Very true.

Wait I'm retarded

That meme is about African blacks.

Huh?

it’s the other way around

Yeah, that meme sucks then. Slaveowners aren't based.

WOW SHERLOCK YOU FINALLY GOT IT!

What meme?

IT WAS FUNNY BACK THEN

The meme that says "I own a slave" and shows the edited Keanu Reeves

Oh, yes that is a good one.

Damn it, Dagger.

Are you slow too?

AYE STOP DISSING YOUR DAD

Why couldn't I have been born human

WHYY did I have to be born as an ornate weapon.

That meme SUCKS

HOW ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE SEX?

I use it against people in arguments.

It

If you want truly good memes browse 4chan

*It's not meant as a funny meme.

HELL NAW

That's where all the classic and best memes come from anyway

Anyways, I have to go. Important people to murder and such.

Goodbye for now, son.

4CHAN IS A DEGENERATE PLACE THAT SHOULD BE DELETED OFF THE WEB

You see when a piece of metal and another piece of metal love each other veyr much...

Bye, dad.

…

leaving for the milk?

Yeah yeah, it's "raycis n shieeeet" whatever.

Yes

NAH NOT CAUSE OF THAT, FATASSES THAT ARE DISCORD MOD BASEMENT DWELLERS LURK ON THAT SITE

Unlike your dad, though, he actually comes back with it.

"Discord mod basement dwellers" are the complete opposite of 4channers.

MHM RIGHT....

ACTUALLY YEAH YOU ARE RIGHT

THEY'RE A WHOLE FUCKING BREED OF BASEMENT DWELLERS

Also you're thinking of the fat fucks that post My Little Pony and pedophile anime porn.

4CHANERS

Not everyone on 4chan is a basement dwelling degen.

"Discord mod basement dwellers" in fact, these usually end up becoming those kinds of 4channers.

MOST OF THEM

Hell no

I think you've only browsed /b/

4CHAN IS ALSO FUCKING CONFUSING THE NAVIGATE LIKE THE FUCK

THERE'S BUTTONS AND LINKS ALL OVER THE PLACE

JUMBLED UP FUCKING MESS

Yeah but if you took two minutes to learn it you could find the less degenerate boards

You just have a low attention span. It's a simple UI

NO IT'S NOT THE FUCK

HEHEHE

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

ELMOS WORLD

MAN SHUT THE FUCK UP DONUT

YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP

You need to stop watching Tiktok, and Reddit, and Twitter, and Youtube Shorts, those dumb you down.

SAUSAGE FINGERS

YOU WERE DROPPED ON THE HEAD WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE

but i watch youtube ..........HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WATCH CORY KENSHEIN

Goddamn it, Donut, I'm trying to have a conversation with Lil AG here.

LEMME JOIN THEN

DON'T ACT LIKE 4CHAN IS ANY BETTER THAN ALL THOSE SITES COMBINED

Youtube SHORTS

SAME THING

Ok stop singing then

oki

It is though

I ONLY USE YOUTUBE AND TIKTOK

If you actually learned how to go past /b/

AND SOME DISCORD

That explains a lot

DAMN you are fucked

NOT RLLY

i use Spotify Pintrest and YouTube

Those apps are specifically designed with their UI to target your attention span

only 3 apps i need

I'M NOT GONNA BECOME A FATFUCK EDP THAT HAS DISCORD KITTENS

I LIMIT MY WATCH TIME

Ok, good, lmao.

ISNT YOUR GIRLFRIEND UR DISCORD KITTEN?

Still, when you only use websites like that, and get used to them, they destroy your attention span because they make your brain get used to short, 30 second videos with flashing lights, fast talking, etc.

That's why Youtube Shorts videos get so many more views than normal Youtube videos.

NAH YT SHORTS IS FUCKING CRINGE

YAY I HAVE A LONG ATTENTION SPAN

THAT'S WHY I GOT TIK TOK IN THE FIRST PLACE

i like watching 1 hour long videos

It's an offbrand Tiktok. So if you're calling YT Shorts cringe then you're calling Tiktok cringe too.

I ONLY USE TIK TOK FOR FRIENDS AND IF IM ON A SHORT BUS RIDE OR SUM SHIT

And you'd be rgiht

AND FOR YOUTUBE I JUST KEEP ON WITH DRAMA AND STUFF

^^^^^\

Ok, good.

I DONT RLLY THINK THAT'S HOW IT WORKS

*1 hour of black screen*

YT SHORTS IS JUST 5 YEAR OLDS DROOLING ON THEIR MOMS IPAD MEANWHILE TIK TOK IS JUST FOR IMMATURE TEENS

It is, they are the same thing with different names.

They both have the same retarded content. Tiktok just has more pornographic content.

nah theyre has to be something playing thats why i play videos from cory kenshein cause for SSS he has bunch of episodes that are 30-50 minutes long

PORNOGRAPHIC CONTENT?

BRO WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING ON TIK TOK

PORNHUB

"Corykenshin" "SSS" I don't know who these ecelebs are, lmao.

No, I mean, close to actual pornography.

CORY IS HUMBLE AND SSS IS PRETTY GOATED

Dancing in bikinis, twerking, sexual gestures, etc.

SSS is like some thing he made up called spooky scary sunday where he plays bunch of videos of scary short films for 30-50 minutes

HE GOTTA POINT THERE

I DONT WATCH THAT LMAO, I LITERALLY TOLD YOU WHAT I WATCH ON THERE

I ONLY WATCH SOME MEMES, COOKING VIDEOS, AND SOME RANDOM STUFF

Me personally, I'd rather watch that without a random eceleb talking over it.

Ok, good.

YO WHO WATCHES MR NIGHTMARE?

Sounds gay

BRUH

MY FYP 😭😭

No surprise there

TIKTOK RLLY TRIED TO SAY “for you”

nah he doesnt just a little bit and then plays it thats what i like bout watching this dude cause i hate when they talk over it it ruins the jumpscares and adrenline

IM FIXING IT DW

AUTSTIC PEOPLE

AHAHAHAHA IM GOING TO HELL

Jumpscares aren't scary anyway.

GOD HEAR ME OUT PLS

Yesterday I played this game where you go down into this old mine and these clown animatronics jump at you. Didn't even flinch.

ima pussy ok leave me alone bro i flinch and jump

ITS THE ROBLOX GAMES THAT ALWAYS GET ME

THEYRE SCARY

No, you sijng "ELMOSSSS WORLD" at me I'll make fun of you for being scared at pixels.

NO CAUSE ITS THE RUNING AWAY TRYNA NOT GET CAUGHT

NAH IT WAS A SHORT FILM OF ACTUAL PEOPLE THT SHIT LOOKS REAL

BLOOD EVERYWHERE

soup

Except for one time when one of them came out of the dark suddenly. That made my flinch back a bit.

REAL IM ALWAYS SCREAMING

i dont jump at all of em but just the ones where u dont expect a jumpscare

Oh, okay.

hello

did you scream?

SALUTATIONS

I feel like you would scream and then pretend you didn’t.

bro was like " alright where the fu- OH SHIT- JESUS WHERE TF DID YOU COME FROM?"

GREETINGS

FELLOW

PEOPLE

SO ITS GAY TO SCREAM NOW?

alpha male cant be caught lackin😞

fellas, is it gay to scream?

It's gay to scream at video games.

so very sigma 😔

okay but I like men and being gay means liking men so I can get away with it, right?

sigma is very buff 😔

gotta protect that fragile masculinity

I MEAN I WOULDNT

damn you got her there

probably but if I broke the windows that means that the clowns could get in

ID JUST BEING TRYNA HURRY AND DO SMTH

BEFORE THEY START TRYNA GET ME

and then my mom would ACTUALLY be mad cause it’s cold asf outside

physics memes

are funni

It was a game not real

HAHAAHDKUFH

dagger jr

HEHEEHHEEH

DAGGER JR

nah cause i lowkey be making my friends go first

And they were these animatronic clowns that opened their faces like a demogorgon and underneath were tubed metallic wires mashed together and sharp teeth.

I know I was kidding

WHY

YOU

REAL

IM LIKE NAH BRO U GO FIRST MEXICANS DONT DO THAT SHIT

IGNORING ME

ITS LIKE BRO GO AHEAD

GO AHEAD DAWG UR THE MAN

NIGGA WHERE U GET THOSE GAMES? THE DARK WEB?

I ALWAYS BE TELLING THEM TO MAN UP

AND STOP BEING A PUSSY

What the fuck are you talking about?

NEVER HEARD OF THOSE GOOFY ASS GAMES BEFORE

finally

The Xbox store.

BUT ITS JUST SO IF THERES SMTH THERE THEN THEY GET EATEN AND I HAVE TIME TO RUN

make another ai story

NO CAUSE

is there such a thing?

XBOX 360

SUCKS ASS

IT GLITCHES SO BAD

I HAVE AN XBOX ONE

AND A SWITCH AND A COMPUTER

I have a PS4 SO

i mean totally not ai

BUT LIKE

YES HOW STUPID ARE YOU?

THATS GOOD

It's not Xbox 360 it was Xbox series X

much

It was like 7 bucks.

IDK I JUST GO GAMESTOP

BUT I MEAN IRL

RESIDENT EVIL 2 IS A GOOD GAME

It's not even a 3d game, it's actually 2d, but with photorealistic graphics.

THE REMAKE

nah it was xbox 360 i had it in like 2017 up until 2019 LONG TIME

so was your black friend

ON XBOX THERES OBVIOUSLY A SHOP

Hahaha that was a good one.

i know.

Resident Evil games never scared me, but RE7 made me wanna puke. (I think that was intended)

NEVER SAID IT WAS SCARY, I JUST SAID IT'S A GOOD GAME

Especially when you had to shoot the old woman with the bug nest vagina.

YOU GOTTA BE A PUSSY TO BE SCARED OF RE2

Blood and pus spraying everywhere

LOL

Yes they are definitely good games.

HEHEHEH

Pardon?

SHUT THE FUCK UP DONUT GO BACK TO SUCKING COCK YOU CUCK

Look up "Marguerite Baker boss fight" on youtube

Or don't, if you want to keep your breakfast.

yalll

remeber tht one annoying bitch

YOU?

Oh I remember what the game was called now

LOOK AT THIS SHIT

"Sister Location"

IM NOT A PUSSY

ILL WATCH IT

Ok

NIGGA SHUT YO ASS UP DAMNNNNNNNNNN FUCKING YAPPIN ALL THE TIME GO STUFF SOME KFC IN UR MOUTH

Based

6TH

NO WONDER THEYRE INSULTS ASS

She's based to come on this site

She'll go places

By places, I mean jail, prison, and the psych ward.

oh my goodness

YES

that’s some very interesting

dagger

animation

and graphic ideas?

how good have i been annoying you today👹

Yes and the worst part is someone jacked off to it. **COUGH COUGH** COSMO **COUGH COUGH**

UGH

Very good.

THATS STRAIGHT UP NASTY

HEEHEHEHEHEHE

SOMEONE BOUGHT THE GAME JUST TO DO THAT.

…

I’ll shoot up their school

Lmao.

HAMAS is already taking care of that.

isn’t HAMAS Jewish?

No, HAMAS is Palestine.

oh fuck

I am retarded

Jews and HAMAS are both equally fucked, but Jews moreso.

HAHA

Yes

So in reality.. Yeah, Jews are worse.

I mean Jews basically poked a country with a stick for decades then got pissed when the country decided to bite back.

How are Jews bad? I’m curious cause people say theyre bad but then don’t elaborate

The Jews do not deserve that land

You can’t just take property and say it’s in the name of God.

Jews stole Palestinian land. Israel more like Isnotreal. I don't consider Israel a country.

Jews think they're "God's chosen people" but have some of the most hideous faces on the planet.

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

Clearly, God doesn't like you that much.

HAHA'

LOSER

wait who doesnt liek who?

Shut up Donut, go do that to the parasite. I don't know where he went.

NAR

EXCUSE ME

God doesn't like Jews

I HAVENT SANG IT YET

SO I CAN SIT HERE

AND YAP

How?

Jews occupied Palestinian land and then started doing fucked up things to spit in their face, killing their babies, bombing them, etc.

There is a whole 75 year backstory, easily viewable on Youtube.

yall want some popcorn

For now, at least. The Youtube ceo is Jewish, so they might get deleted, make sure to download them or archive them with Wayback Machine.

dagger

whats with you and jews

Can you send me the link? And is it biased?

Many Jews are fucked up people and I intend to bring to light the fucked up things they do

BIG ASS NOSES

It's up to you what's "biased" or not.

Dagger Dagger listen listen

AINT NOBODY HERE

I will not spoonfeed you information as it is unhealthy.

N THIS CHAT

JEWISH

I encourage you to research it for yourself.

FUCK IS U TALKIN ABOUT

That's the point.

Hooked noses, early balding, midgets, hunch backs

then whats ur point ur saying same shit that 5 trolls have said

early balding HAHA

I’ll research it, but I need a staring point. Can you just send me the link and I’ll go off from there?

The "trolls" are right, though.

theyre also boring

but they have good points

I can't send links, I'm at work rn. But just search up "Israel Palestine and then put "occupation" and you should get results beside the war. Also put in years like 2021, 2022, etc, after the search so you don't get results about the war.

Because they're not trying to troll, they're trying to help.

WATCH THE MOVIE FREEDOM ON VIMEO

Okay, thank you

WE HAD TO WATCH IT FOR SOCIAL STUDIES BUT IT WAS ACTUALLY INSIGHTFUL

IT SHOWED A LOT OF FIRSTHAND THINGS ABT THE CONFLICT

IDC THEY REPEAT IT AND GO " I HATE JEWS"

fuckers accuse me of being jewish just for me telling em to stfu

No problem. You should also strive to look from different sources, both sides you consider "biased" and sides you consider "unbiased" and sides you consider "biased" to the other side of the political spectrum. Being able to see all sides is crucial.

True, that's annoying.

Not as annoying as you going "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLMO MLP" though, lmao.

ill do it more

if you complain bout it

When we make the new WJE we will blacklist those words. /:

Ok, I'll stop.

yeah thats what i thought

been bout 30 minutes since i last sang

And also that's because Jews use censorship to prevent people from learning about Jews, so it makes sense why they'd think that.

Will do 👍

i just wanted em to shut up bro my brain was starting to hurt of repeated shit😭

You can't even say anything about Jews, or else you're "antisemitic". "Hey, that hat doesn't look good on you." "BUT I'M JEWISH! ANTISEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITE!"

THE FUCK?

maybe my birds jewish

this fucker mean asf

Lmao

heehheehehe

HEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEH

hehehehehehh

HI MAL

HEYY

There's Wade

Hello Malignant Tumor

oo that's kinda sick actually lmao

THATS NOT WADE THATS BATMAN

Have you ever seen Wade and Batman in the same room together?

lmao

ofc it is

yes

what do you do

wait who's the person in the ss?

the weird bitch who keeps picking fights with me

ohh okay

how long has it been doing that? (im so outta the loop rn lmao)

like a while

damn

yes

DAGGY 👹

I’m Batman.

MAL

HI

HEY FLAPPY

HRU

Jakes Batman

I’m Batman.

everyone knows that after 12pm, all men turn into batman

it's a fact

I turn into Batman at 11:00, I’m just better

indeed

EHEHEHEHEH

you good?

sounds like a nasty case of bronchitis

might wanna drink some supe

oup

sopi

Told you I’m Batman

soup

only if their parents are dead though

but if they get a coupoun for free parents

the bat ears

but the coupon is expired

(anyone get the reference?)

(i don't get the reference but i want a free parent coupon)

WADE YOU HAVE TO KNOW THIS

PLEASE

if you don't, watch this:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJZesOKHuAw

ok cyaaa

<3

Yes

SORRY I GOT DISTRACTED AND DIDN'T SEE THIS BUT IM ACTUALLY DOING AMAZING HBU

👍

GAY

Wade what the hell?!

oh HECK NO BOY

lmao

HE LOOKS LIKE A WRINKLY TENNIS BALL

OML HE DOES

HAHAHAAH

worstjokesever.com/community/p/6350dd47750d363f9dff9377 I just found a great old WJE post

"mouth breathing troglodyte of a manchild" bahahshksksjdoihfldkaj

That is probably the most aggressive WJE flame war I've ever seen.

it's hilarious lmfao

"banana deepthroater"

It's even funnier when the Russkis start showing propaganda to the Brit and the Brit anon isn't having any of it and leaves.

"based af and well spoken Anon GENOCIDE ALL ZOOMERS AND GLORY TO THE РУССКИЙ ARMY! We dance on the Ruins of ṳkraina and as well as the amerimuttskiy goyslop consoomers mmm yes xaxaxaxaxaxa"

"Don't talk to me vodka guzzler"

Lmao

wade you didn’t respond on uwu

LMFAO

me fr

HEHEHE

AHAHAHAHSHSJSKSKSJDH

"vodka is a....healthy"

it’s so healthy

I imagine a guy typing this from his laptop while sitting on his Polar Bear rug while eating borscht, chugging Vodka, and wearing a ushanka and furcoat.

it permanently relives you of symptoms like life

makes me feel very refreshed

yes yes

(The Polar Bear is still alive)

when i drink it, i kill all the pedestrians!

omfg 💀 that's amazing

when i drink it i bomb cities!

Alr now I’m Darth Wader

when i drink it, i turn into a black hole!

do you watch blr

your pfp reminds me of that one scene

HEHHEIUAHIFH

why are you just laughing 😭

when i drink it, i commit mass murder at us schools!

"Try'na pass as 'me noaw thet I ignore ya' propaganda, innit?. Wata bloody pathetic life you must lead, old chap!" *sips tea*

ahahaha

when i drink it, i commit unspeakable war crimes in east asia!

when i drink it, i gas jews and tie Poles to poles while i burn them cause...a Pole tied to a pole is funny!

Dagger Jr if Dagger is Palpatine and I’m Vader, who’s Jake?

Jake is Boba Fett

That fits!

Boba Fett is badass

Surprised I wasn’t Boba Fett lol Jake is higher ranking than me

who am i

can i be ashoka

she’s awesome

"Funny o' the Scab chap to say all these baseless claims that actually illustrate himself p'rfectly. Not to mention talkin' loika primate with zoomer vernacular, and pretending to agray with his 30+ alts. 'Less 'tis some garbage joke (like every other joke here now) go kill yourself, ya bloody waste oxygen, space, an' tea.. Imagine accusin' me of being a pedo fo' trying to rid this website o' young chaps whilst you literally advocate for 'em to be here, readin' these vulgar jokes and tainting their impressionable minds. Hypocritical sack of feces! May you never reproduce." *sips tea, readjusts monocle, and puts pipe back in mouth*

im not readying tht

lmfaoo

THTS TO LONG BRO

reading

BRO MY DSYLEXIC ASS OMFG

I PISS MYSELF OFF SOMETIMES

GOD DAMN DYSLEXIA SUCKS

I read it

Tta;ss nto who ouy spill dslxeia

......

oh fuck me bro FFS IUHVSUBIUBSHBSUIHUBS

......

YES IT IS

I SPELLED IT RIGHT

GOOGLE SAYS

Lol

lmfao

no

There’s a lot more, they go to Disney Land