Birthday Calendar

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June 15 jot me in shawtyπŸ”₯

my dads is the 27th and my great grandfathers is the 28th

Heroin Monkey

my dads is the 27th and my great grandfathers is the 28th

What year

I'm like 17 days older than you

Wanna help me with sm that's probably gonna get me banned?

Heroin Monkey

it says page not found

What?

Heroin Monkey

it says page not found

Bro go into last commented look for the one abt hitler that I made

Anonymous

It's deleted

Not for AND WHY?

How is Seven ppl viewing it if it deleted

I WILL PUT YALLS BIRTHDAY ALSO IN MY CALENDER

Heroin Monkey

mine is june 30

Why do y'all have in june

Anonymous

Not for AND WHY?

I don't know, I can't access it

JazzyπŸ’•

hi sah hi leo

btw hiii

The Unknown King of Moderation

WHY ARE SO MANY OF YOU BORN IN 2010-

why r u so old

IWS/INGEN - COLLAB ACC!

mine june 29 2009

no fucking way

wanna see pictures of me

well I already know what u look like but yeah

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damn why you kinda

π™™π™šπ™«π™€π™§π™–

delete that right now

im joking u deleted too fast

JazzyπŸ’•

OMG SETH

Has may been on?

π™™π™šπ™«π™€π™§π™–

guys why is everyone edating on a jokes site

Ikrrr

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OMG FLAY

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You look like 13

π™™π™šπ™«π™€π™§π™–

amy you’re so beautiful 😭😭

NO U

Ξ±my
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YOU ARE FIRE OMG

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AND YOU IS IT!!!!!!

Ξ±my
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OMG IM BI FOR YOUπŸ₯°

i’ll send my face on wje crew to people maybe

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Anonymous

OMG IM BI FOR YOUπŸ₯°

BAHSHSHDH <3

Ξ±my

BAHSHSHDH <3

MWAHHH😘

Anonymous

LOVE!!!!

thanks female seth πŸ’€

Heroin Monkey

wait i didnt see tht

and you never will

okay byeee someone show my face reveal to the others

κ€˜κκŒ©κ’’κπŸ§šβœ¨γƒ„

alright guys my face rev since we all doing one

I can tell, you mean it ironically

Anonymous

thanks female seth πŸ’€

Do you not get that I use that name so ppl don't know my real name?

I just dislike my name in general

my name is quandaliodarios dinglegoocharious slinglebinge prongledongle the 69th

Heroin Monkey

my name is quandaliodarios dinglegoocharious slinglebinge prongledongle the 69th

Best name

κ€˜κκŒ©κ’’κπŸ§šβœ¨γƒ„

at the cut wit my twin we be vibin classic witch u know i be outside wit it

how do i read this

oh yknow thoughtless is actually my twin brother

Heroin Monkey

oh yknow thoughtless is actually my twin brother

Wait what

he was right in the path of the 100% solar eclipse

Heroin Monkey

yeah

You aren't kidding, righr

κ€˜κκŒ©κ’’κπŸ§šβœ¨γƒ„
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why does it have human hands

Heroin Monkey

no

Woah, didn't know that, now I do

κ€˜κκŒ©κ’’κπŸ§šβœ¨γƒ„
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I want to gobble him up whole

YOU SHOULD LEAVE HIM IN A DONATION CENTER

κ€˜κκŒ©κ’’κπŸ§šβœ¨γƒ„

im ugly anyways

Probably not

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

YOURE BUEAITUFL

😭

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i thought she was gonna be blonde

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

RIHANNA LOOKIN ASS

I kinda see it now

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i am CONSIDERING sending people photos of me on wje crew but it depends if i trust you

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

CAN I SEE>

possibly

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

awe poor doggy wipe the snow off his face poor thing

he likes snow

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Heroin Monkey
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OMGGGGGG SO BUEAITUFL AND CUTE

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

Thats what ppl said when she joined uwu crew

Okeokeeee

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

WAIT I DIDNT SEE

in response to my dog leo wrote dinner

Heroin Monkey

in response to my dog leo wrote dinner

GAGAGAHAHSHSJSJSJJSKS

meet me at our spottt

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Anonymous

i am CONSIDERING sending people photos of me on wje crew but it depends if i trust you

do me

The Unknown King of Moderation

OH SHIT YEAH THATS HER MADI

you made chanel sad you whore

Anonymous

PERC

LEO

leo youve face revealed like 3 times after you promised youd stop and i havent seen any

JazzyπŸ’•

damn so many ppl are coming back

ikrrr

Heroin Monkey

leo youve face revealed like 3 times after you promised youd stop and i havent seen any

in private shh

old wje is back

The Unknown King of Moderation

Please fuck off, respectfully

I'm literally doing nothing to you

JazzyπŸ’•

I'm literally doing nothing to you

Respectufully

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JazzyπŸ’•

I'm literally doing nothing to you

(shhh just ignore him)

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what the fuck?

what the actual fuck jake?

wait what did jassy do to jake

Anonymous

wait what did jassy do to jake

nothing.

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Jake what the fuck

jake that’s kind of fucked up

Anonymous

wait what did jassy do to jake

I literally came back and he's been calling me a whore a hoe all kinds of stuff

Anonymous

HIHIHIHIHI PERV

SAHHHHH HRU

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you’re actually horrible

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

Buddy cause you are

wait what happened 😭

thats the worst thing you can say to someone

The Unknown King of Moderation

I DONT PROMOTE SUICIDE SMH

clearly you do ?

you just told her to kill herself

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Woah why so mad

The Unknown King of Moderation

HEY IT WAS A JOKE CHILL

it’s not very funny

The Unknown King of Moderation

LIKE DONT GET ME WRONG I HATE JASSY BUT I WOULDNT ACTUALLY WANT SOMEONE TO KILL THEMSELF

right.

Perc

SAHHHHH HRU

GOOD HBUUUUUU

Anonymous

GOOD HBUUUUUU

GOODDDDD

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you are despicable

πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

Perc

GOODDDDD

YAYAYAYAYAYA GLAD TO HEAR THAT<333

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

WHAT HE SAY

he’ll tell you because of course he will

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π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

HOW DO U NOT REMEMBER ME BRO

Short time memory

OH ITS NOT TIME, IT SHOULD BE TERM😭

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

I helped u out remember when you were going through a rough time because of yk everything

she faked her death lol

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

shut up

no

π™™π™šπ™«π™€π™§π™–

WSG FEET

wazzzzzzzzzzupppppppppppppppppppp

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

ITS OKAY SAH SHHHHH NOBODY GONNA KNOW

THANK YOU MADI😭

Chunke Monke

she faked her death lol

Hello reyrey

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

you get the dyslexic pass SaH

YAYAYAYAYA OMG NOW I CAN MAKE SO MANY MISTAKES AS I WANTπŸ₯°

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The Unknown King of Moderation

KAYLA HOW MANY TIMES DID YOU FAKE KILLING YOURSELF

Who is kayla

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BAHBASHSGYQIEOT&@^*#96871324621973yr68fodsayh

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

EXACTLY

HEHE YAYAYAYAYAYA

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

no

OKEOKE

Anonymous

Rude

Bro why DELETED

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Jumpscare warning😱

π™™π™šπ™«π™€π™§π™–

WHY ARE YOU GUYS SO PRETTY WTAF 😭😭😭😭

πŸ’€

π™™π™šπ™«π™€π™§π™–

WHY ARE YOU GUYS SO PRETTY WTAF 😭😭😭😭

Opal😭

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

OR NO DOGGY TREATS.

he is a bitch

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would bend over

would get on my knees for

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π™™π™šπ™«π™€π™§π™–
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oop

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i’m fucking it (just the hamster though)

κ€˜κκŒ©κ’’κπŸ§šβœ¨γƒ„

ok

don’t listen to him

you have a really nice complexion :)

and i love your eyes sm!

you’re pretty

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

THAT POOR HAMSTER

it got strangled

bye sah ilyyyy <3333

Ξ±my

i’m fucking it (just the hamster though)

😭

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The Unknown King of Moderation
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is this madi face reveal

Ξ±my

bye sah ilyyyy <3333

I LOVE YOU MORE BBG<3333 TTYL

The Unknown King of Moderation
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Ewww

π™™π™šπ™«π™€π™§π™–

i’m so πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ

you have that minecraft steve jawline

The Unknown King of Moderation
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hot

wat dat mouth do πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”

The Unknown King of Moderation
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jake is this madi face reveal

ENOUGH OH MY DEAR GOD, I CAN'T WITH MOMO

Anonymous

ENOUGH OH MY DEAR GOD, I CAN'T WITH MOMO

momo not scary bruv

The Unknown King of Moderation
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I liked her, but you chose so ugly photos of her😭

The Unknown King of Moderation

ITS NOT SCARY LMAO

ITS NOT BUT CHOOSE BETTER PHOTOS OF HER

The Unknown King of Moderation

WHYS SHE GOT TITS LMAO

tiddy legs

κ€˜κκŒ©κ’’κπŸ§šβœ¨γƒ„

what tf u want

Grrr.

Anonymous

OMG WAIT ITS CHARLIE

SAH HIIIIIIIII

The Unknown King of Moderation

WHYS SHE GOT TITS LMAO

Just for you

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

I KNOW YOUR NOT FUCKING TALKING TO ME AFTER I WAS NCIE ENOUGH TO HELP U DURING ROUGH TIMES

i dont fucking rememer yo ass

π™™π™šπ™«π™€π™§π™–

EVERYONE CHILL 😭

omgggg stawppppp πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

EVEN WITH YOUR FAMILY ISSUES

i love ur pfp

Anonymous

SAH HIIIIIIIII

HIIIICHARLIEEEWE

Heroin do you have bad WIFI

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

omg ty charlieee <3

yw, also i forgot to say if u replied to me on the crew my mom took what i was using so i cnt anymore.

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

and your mom

I thought her mom WAS the dog

JazzyπŸ’•

I don't have my phone rn

ag

rapboat
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I can't anymore😭

The Unknown King of Moderation
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shawty a lil baddie

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

Shut the fuck up Jazzy i actually prefer Charlie over you bro

ok and is that supposed to be offensive?

Heroin Monkey
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Smash?

JazzyπŸ’•

girl don't get me started

Huh? Don't be rude to charlie

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

Shut the fuck up Jazzy i actually prefer Charlie over you bro

whats wrong with me):

Anonymous

whats wrong with me):

hmmmm i wonder

Anonymous

whats wrong with me):

Nothing Charlie, you are amazing bbg<333

Anonymous

ME ND JAS ITS JOKING

Like your LAW CAREER???

Anonymous

Nothing Charlie, you are amazing bbg<333

thanks mommy ;)

my 12th bithday was the day technoblade died

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

u drink pickle juice

EWWEWEWWEWEWW

Heroin Monkey

my 12th bithday was the day technoblade died

Sadboi hoursπŸ˜”

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

so youre 14 heroin?

no?

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

YEAH DO IT WITH ME SAH

Ikr, we can't allow to be rude to Charlie, right, but still, let's do it chill and in a respectfully way

Anonymous

ME ND JAS ITS JOKING

MHMMM OKE

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

actually nvm i still dislike you jassy

PQGAHAHSHAVAJSJS

Anonymous

Ikr, we can't allow to be rude to Charlie, right, but still, let's do it chill and in a respectfully way

Why the hell are you selling nudes?? How much do they cost????

Anonymous

thanks mommy ;)

<333333

rapboat

Why the hell are you selling nudes?? How much do they cost????

$105 (is that much)

Heroin Monkey

so i turn 14 on june 30 2024

I'm gonna be za only 13 year old on dis site 😭

Chunke Monke

I'm gonna be za only 13 year old on dis site 😭

when ur bday

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

so like say " RESPECTUFULLY I hope your firzzy hair gets lit on fire and then makes the land of willy wonka BUT RESPECTFULLY"

PQGAHAHAHAGSHSHSHSVSBSJ😭

Chunke Monke

yuppers

then ur in 7th grade right

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

ITS RESPECTFUL SAH

YUP YUP DEFINETLY

Heroin Monkey

then ur in 7th grade right

nah I'm in 8th

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

WE KILL EM WITH RESPECTFULLNESS

YUP YUP EXACTLY WHAT IM SAYING

Chunke Monke

nah I'm in 8th

so youre 12 for most of the start of the year

Heroin Monkey

so youre 12 for most of the start of the year

yuppers

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

HAIUDHDIUHAIUAFHIUFHAFIU

pspspspspd

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

Bow down peasent.

PWFAHAAAGHAHAAGAGSJS

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

MEOW

wuff

Chunke Monke

yuppers

weird cuz i have a friend who turned 14 on september 14 and he didnt make the cutoff for 9th grade

Heroin Monkey

weird cuz i have a friend who turned 14 on september 14 and he didnt make the cutoff for 9th grade

i think the cutoff where i live is the 12th of september

Heroin Monkey

weird cuz i have a friend who turned 14 on september 14 and he didnt make the cutoff for 9th grade

dat is very gey

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

sah say roof

Roof

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

OMG sahhh why are you barking

PQGAHSHSHSHSHSHSHS I WOULD BARK FOR YOU ANYTIME

The Unknown King of Moderation

HEY

EW GO AWAY

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

TONIGHTTT THE MUSIC SINGGGGSSS SO LOUDDDD

CARELESS WHISPER HELL YEAH 🎷

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

WE HIT EACHOTHER WITH THE THINGS WE WANTED TO SAYYYYY

chat is this w rizz

The Unknown King of Moderation

SHES MINE

I will steal her from you, because she does deserve someone betterπŸ₯°

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The Unknown King of Moderation

Madi Madi put that on the playlist fr

put livin in the 20s by greenday on this playlist

Heroin Monkey

¨rape my balls¨

Bro i said RATE MY HALLS

I was gonna post a picture of my HALLWAY but i changed my mind

Heroin Monkey
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so real

he beats me literally everyday

π™™π™šπ™«π™€π™§π™–

hey

HEY

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guys i acheived so much by seeing opals face on this site i now feel fullfilled

Heroin Monkey

guys i acheived so much by seeing opals face on this site i now feel fullfilled

Frfr

Heroin Monkey

guys i acheived so much by seeing opals face on this site i now feel fullfilled

WHAT AHOUT MINE

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Ξ±my

WHAT AHOUT MINE

brud it was a joke we go to the same school

The Unknown King of Moderation

Anybody know where the nearest bridge is

go jump off it :)

do the world a favor

The Unknown King of Moderation

After seeing that im DYING to

i wish you would

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Literally jass…

rapboat

Literally jass…

no

Or maybe jass is literally YOU…

we look different kinda

and her hair is curlier

The Unknown King of Moderation

Yeah im jerma

You should rap battle DC_JAKE for title of best Jake

Ξ±my

go jump off it :)

😭

π™™π™šπ™«π™€π™§π™–

jake i have your face

pls send

The Unknown King of Moderation

Who doesn’t at this point 😭

meee

this is my aloe plant named patroclus

Ξ±my

this is my aloe plant named patroclus

i have a feeling you use that as a dildo

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

BE NICE TO MY FUCKING BOYFRIEND

Emphasis on fucking ;)

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

I HAVE YOUR LOCATION OF YOUR SCHOOL.

how

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

DONT MAKE ME ASK EMILY.

how does emily

The Unknown King of Moderation

Who doesn’t at this point 😭

MeπŸ˜”

The Unknown King of Moderation

I saw this one girl who stuffed a cactus up her ass once

What website??

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

idk but she had it and leaked it but deleted after

ok than what is it

π™™π™šπ™«π™€π™§π™–

i don’t actually have anyone’s face

yes you have never seen me irl

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

buddy lookin at cactus girls

I WAS 13

ROAD-TRIP WHOOHOO

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

poor Sah

But okay, it's alright, I don't need to see his face

The Unknown King of Moderation

If you go to r/worldpolitics just look up β€œcactus girl”

Is worldpolitics one of those porn sites like whitehouse.com????

Wade

ROAD-TRIP WHOOHOO

car crash

Jake did you pick up Madi from the gas station yet?

Wade

Jake did you pick up Madi from the gas station yet?

i kidnapped her

OH NOOOOO

Wade

Jake did you pick up Madi from the gas station yet?

I found her in the back blowing some homeless dude for $5

Saywhatnow?

Anonymous

i kidnapped her

She must have been pretty MAD-i

The Unknown King of Moderation

I found her in the back blowing some homeless dude for $5

Oh damn

The Unknown King of Moderation

If you go to r/worldpolitics just look up β€œcactus girl”

wait this isnt a geopolotics subreddit

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

Wade tried smashing me

wade got exposed

I charge $69

π™™π™šπ™«π™€π™§π™–

i literally do not have anyone’s face i’m not that psychotic

I have made a biography for most of the users here with points about their characteristic features, with a photo next to it.

Heroin Monkey

wait this isnt a geopolotics subreddit

CUMREDDIT

Anonymous

I have made a biography for most of the users here with points about their characteristic features, with a photo next to it.

SEND ME MINE ON WJE CREW

Anonymous

I have made a biography for most of the users here with points about their characteristic features, with a photo next to it.

Damn SaH that’s not serial killer behavior at all

Wje crew is VIRUS hahahahaha

SAH i’m so curious 😭