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    • June 15 jot me in shawtyπŸ”₯

    my dads is the 27th and my great grandfathers is the 28th

    Heroin Monkey

    my dads is the 27th and my great grandfathers is the 28th

    What year

    I'm like 17 days older than you

    Wanna help me with sm that's probably gonna get me banned?

    Flappy.

    AMY

    YUH

    Heroin Monkey

    it says page not found

    What?

    Heroin Monkey

    it says page not found

    Bro go into last commented look for the one abt hitler that I made

    Anonymous

    It's deleted

    Not for AND WHY?

    How is Seven ppl viewing it if it deleted

    I WILL PUT YALLS BIRTHDAY ALSO IN MY CALENDER

    Heroin Monkey

    mine is june 30

    Why do y'all have in june

    Anonymous

    Not for AND WHY?

    I don't know, I can't access it

    JazzyπŸ’•

    hi sah hi leo

    btw hiii

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    WHY ARE SO MANY OF YOU BORN IN 2010-

    why r u so old

    IWS/INGEN - COLLAB ACC!

    mine june 29 2009

    no fucking way

    wanna see pictures of me

    well I already know what u look like but yeah

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    damn why you kinda

    π™™π™šπ™«π™€π™§π™–

    delete that right now

    im joking u deleted too fast

    JazzyπŸ’•

    OMG SETH

    Has may been on?

    π™™π™šπ™«π™€π™§π™–

    guys why is everyone edating on a jokes site

    Ikrrr

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    OMG FLAY

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    You look like 13

    π™™π™šπ™«π™€π™§π™–

    amy you’re so beautiful 😭😭

    NO U

    Ξ±my
    Image

    YOU ARE FIRE OMG

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    AND YOU IS IT!!!!!!

    Ξ±my
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    OMG IM BI FOR YOUπŸ₯°

    i’ll send my face on wje crew to people maybe

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    Anonymous

    OMG IM BI FOR YOUπŸ₯°

    BAHSHSHDH <3

    Ξ±my

    BAHSHSHDH <3

    MWAHHH😘

    Anonymous

    LOVE!!!!

    thanks female seth πŸ’€

    Heroin Monkey

    wait i didnt see tht

    and you never will

    okay byeee someone show my face reveal to the others

    κ€˜κκŒ©κ’’κπŸ§šβœ¨γƒ„

    alright guys my face rev since we all doing one

    I can tell, you mean it ironically

    Anonymous

    thanks female seth πŸ’€

    Do you not get that I use that name so ppl don't know my real name?

    I just dislike my name in general

    Ξ±my

    i gtg

    BYEBYE BBG<333

    my name is quandaliodarios dinglegoocharious slinglebinge prongledongle the 69th

    Heroin Monkey

    my name is quandaliodarios dinglegoocharious slinglebinge prongledongle the 69th

    Best name

    κ€˜κκŒ©κ’’κπŸ§šβœ¨γƒ„

    at the cut wit my twin we be vibin classic witch u know i be outside wit it

    how do i read this

    oh yknow thoughtless is actually my twin brother

    Heroin Monkey

    oh yknow thoughtless is actually my twin brother

    Wait what

    he was right in the path of the 100% solar eclipse

    Heroin Monkey

    yeah

    You aren't kidding, righr

    κ€˜κκŒ©κ’’κπŸ§šβœ¨γƒ„
    Image

    why does it have human hands

    Heroin Monkey

    no

    Woah, didn't know that, now I do

    κ€˜κκŒ©κ’’κπŸ§šβœ¨γƒ„
    Image

    I want to gobble him up whole

    YOU SHOULD LEAVE HIM IN A DONATION CENTER

    κ€˜κκŒ©κ’’κπŸ§šβœ¨γƒ„

    im ugly anyways

    Probably not

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    YOURE BUEAITUFL

    😭

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    i thought she was gonna be blonde

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    RIHANNA LOOKIN ASS

    I kinda see it now

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    i am CONSIDERING sending people photos of me on wje crew but it depends if i trust you

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    CAN I SEE>

    possibly

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    awe poor doggy wipe the snow off his face poor thing

    he likes snow

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    Heroin Monkey
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    OMGGGGGG SO BUEAITUFL AND CUTE

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    Thats what ppl said when she joined uwu crew

    Okeokeeee

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    WAIT I DIDNT SEE

    in response to my dog leo wrote dinner

    meet me at our spottt

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    HEYYY

    Anonymous

    i am CONSIDERING sending people photos of me on wje crew but it depends if i trust you

    do me

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    OH SHIT YEAH THATS HER MADI

    you made chanel sad you whore

    Anonymous

    PERC

    LEO

    leo youve face revealed like 3 times after you promised youd stop and i havent seen any

    JazzyπŸ’•

    damn so many ppl are coming back

    ikrrr

    Heroin Monkey

    leo youve face revealed like 3 times after you promised youd stop and i havent seen any

    in private shh

    old wje is back

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Please fuck off, respectfully

    I'm literally doing nothing to you

    JazzyπŸ’•

    I'm literally doing nothing to you

    Respectufully

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    JazzyπŸ’•

    I'm literally doing nothing to you

    (shhh just ignore him)

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    what the fuck?

    what the actual fuck jake?

    wait what did jassy do to jake

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    Jake what the fuck

    jake that’s kind of fucked up

    Anonymous

    wait what did jassy do to jake

    I literally came back and he's been calling me a whore a hoe all kinds of stuff

    Anonymous

    HIHIHIHIHI PERV

    SAHHHHH HRU

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    you’re actually horrible

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    Buddy cause you are

    wait what happened 😭

    thats the worst thing you can say to someone

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    I DONT PROMOTE SUICIDE SMH

    clearly you do ?

    you just told her to kill herself

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    Woah why so mad

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    HEY IT WAS A JOKE CHILL

    it’s not very funny

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    LIKE DONT GET ME WRONG I HATE JASSY BUT I WOULDNT ACTUALLY WANT SOMEONE TO KILL THEMSELF

    right.

    Perc

    SAHHHHH HRU

    GOOD HBUUUUUU

    Anonymous

    GOOD HBUUUUUU

    GOODDDDD

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    you are despicable

    πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

    Perc

    GOODDDDD

    YAYAYAYAYAYA GLAD TO HEAR THAT<333

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    WHAT HE SAY

    he’ll tell you because of course he will

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    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    HOW DO U NOT REMEMBER ME BRO

    Short time memory

    OH ITS NOT TIME, IT SHOULD BE TERM😭

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    I helped u out remember when you were going through a rough time because of yk everything

    she faked her death lol

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    shut up

    no

    π™™π™šπ™«π™€π™§π™–

    WSG FEET

    wazzzzzzzzzzupppppppppppppppppppp

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    ITS OKAY SAH SHHHHH NOBODY GONNA KNOW

    THANK YOU MADI😭

    Chunke Monke

    she faked her death lol

    Hello reyrey

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    you get the dyslexic pass SaH

    YAYAYAYAYA OMG NOW I CAN MAKE SO MANY MISTAKES AS I WANTπŸ₯°

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    The Unknown King of Moderation

    KAYLA HOW MANY TIMES DID YOU FAKE KILLING YOURSELF

    Who is kayla

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    BAHBASHSGYQIEOT&@^*#96871324621973yr68fodsayh

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    EXACTLY

    HEHE YAYAYAYAYAYA

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    no

    OKEOKE

    Anonymous

    Rude

    Bro why DELETED

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    Jumpscare warning😱

    π™™π™šπ™«π™€π™§π™–

    WHY ARE YOU GUYS SO PRETTY WTAF 😭😭😭😭

    πŸ’€

    Wait jassy was Nate right

    π™™π™šπ™«π™€π™§π™–

    WHY ARE YOU GUYS SO PRETTY WTAF 😭😭😭😭

    Opal😭

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    OR NO DOGGY TREATS.

    he is a bitch

    π™™π™šπ™«π™€π™§π™–
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    would bend over

    would get on my knees for

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    π™™π™šπ™«π™€π™§π™–
    Image

    oop

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    i’m fucking it (just the hamster though)

    κ€˜κκŒ©κ’’κπŸ§šβœ¨γƒ„

    ok

    don’t listen to him

    you have a really nice complexion :)

    and i love your eyes sm!

    you’re pretty

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    THAT POOR HAMSTER

    it got strangled

    bye sah ilyyyy <3333

    Ξ±my

    i’m fucking it (just the hamster though)

    😭

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    The Unknown King of Moderation
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    is this madi face reveal

    Ξ±my

    bye sah ilyyyy <3333

    I LOVE YOU MORE BBG<3333 TTYL

    The Unknown King of Moderation
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    Ewww

    π™™π™šπ™«π™€π™§π™–

    i’m so πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ

    you have that minecraft steve jawline

    The Unknown King of Moderation
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    hot

    wat dat mouth do πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”

    The Unknown King of Moderation
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    jake is this madi face reveal

    ENOUGH OH MY DEAR GOD, I CAN'T WITH MOMO

    Anonymous

    ENOUGH OH MY DEAR GOD, I CAN'T WITH MOMO

    momo not scary bruv

    The Unknown King of Moderation
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    I liked her, but you chose so ugly photos of her😭

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    ITS NOT SCARY LMAO

    ITS NOT BUT CHOOSE BETTER PHOTOS OF HER

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    WHYS SHE GOT TITS LMAO

    tiddy legs

    κ€˜κκŒ©κ’’κπŸ§šβœ¨γƒ„

    what tf u want

    Grrr.

    Anonymous

    OMG WAIT ITS CHARLIE

    SAH HIIIIIIIII

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    WHYS SHE GOT TITS LMAO

    Just for you

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    I KNOW YOUR NOT FUCKING TALKING TO ME AFTER I WAS NCIE ENOUGH TO HELP U DURING ROUGH TIMES

    i dont fucking rememer yo ass

    π™™π™šπ™«π™€π™§π™–

    EVERYONE CHILL 😭

    omgggg stawppppp πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    EVEN WITH YOUR FAMILY ISSUES

    i love ur pfp

    Anonymous

    SAH HIIIIIIIII

    HIIIICHARLIEEEWE

    Heroin do you have bad WIFI

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    omg ty charlieee <3

    yw, also i forgot to say if u replied to me on the crew my mom took what i was using so i cnt anymore.

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    and your mom

    I thought her mom WAS the dog

    JazzyπŸ’•

    I don't have my phone rn

    ag

    RapBoat
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    I can't anymore😭

    The Unknown King of Moderation
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    shawty a lil baddie

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    Shut the fuck up Jazzy i actually prefer Charlie over you bro

    ok and is that supposed to be offensive?

    Heroin Monkey
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    Smash?

    JazzyπŸ’•

    girl don't get me started

    Huh? Don't be rude to charlie

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    Shut the fuck up Jazzy i actually prefer Charlie over you bro

    whats wrong with me):

    Anonymous

    whats wrong with me):

    hmmmm i wonder

    Anonymous

    whats wrong with me):

    Nothing Charlie, you are amazing bbg<333

    Anonymous

    ME ND JAS ITS JOKING

    Like your LAW CAREER???

    Anonymous

    Nothing Charlie, you are amazing bbg<333

    thanks mommy ;)

    my 12th bithday was the day technoblade died

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    u drink pickle juice

    EWWEWEWWEWEWW

    Heroin Monkey

    my 12th bithday was the day technoblade died

    Sadboi hoursπŸ˜”

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    YEAH DO IT WITH ME SAH

    Ikr, we can't allow to be rude to Charlie, right, but still, let's do it chill and in a respectfully way

    Anonymous

    ME ND JAS ITS JOKING

    MHMMM OKE

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    actually nvm i still dislike you jassy

    PQGAHAHSHAVAJSJS

    Anonymous

    Ikr, we can't allow to be rude to Charlie, right, but still, let's do it chill and in a respectfully way

    Why the hell are you selling nudes?? How much do they cost????

    Anonymous

    thanks mommy ;)

    <333333

    RapBoat

    Why the hell are you selling nudes?? How much do they cost????

    $105 (is that much)

    Heroin Monkey

    so i turn 14 on june 30 2024

    I'm gonna be za only 13 year old on dis site 😭

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    so like say " RESPECTUFULLY I hope your firzzy hair gets lit on fire and then makes the land of willy wonka BUT RESPECTFULLY"

    PQGAHAHAHAGSHSHSHSVSBSJ😭

    Chunke Monke

    yuppers

    then ur in 7th grade right

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    ITS RESPECTFUL SAH

    YUP YUP DEFINETLY

    Heroin Monkey

    then ur in 7th grade right

    nah I'm in 8th

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    WE KILL EM WITH RESPECTFULLNESS

    YUP YUP EXACTLY WHAT IM SAYING

    Chunke Monke

    nah I'm in 8th

    so youre 12 for most of the start of the year

    Heroin Monkey

    so youre 12 for most of the start of the year

    yuppers

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    HAIUDHDIUHAIUAFHIUFHAFIU

    pspspspspd

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    Bow down peasent.

    PWFAHAAAGHAHAAGAGSJS

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    MEOW

    wuff

    Chunke Monke

    yuppers

    weird cuz i have a friend who turned 14 on september 14 and he didnt make the cutoff for 9th grade

    Heroin Monkey

    weird cuz i have a friend who turned 14 on september 14 and he didnt make the cutoff for 9th grade

    i think the cutoff where i live is the 12th of september

    Heroin Monkey

    weird cuz i have a friend who turned 14 on september 14 and he didnt make the cutoff for 9th grade

    dat is very gey

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    sah say roof

    Roof

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    OMG sahhh why are you barking

    PQGAHSHSHSHSHSHSHS I WOULD BARK FOR YOU ANYTIME

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    HEY

    EW GO AWAY

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    TONIGHTTT THE MUSIC SINGGGGSSS SO LOUDDDD

    CARELESS WHISPER HELL YEAH 🎷

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    WE HIT EACHOTHER WITH THE THINGS WE WANTED TO SAYYYYY

    chat is this w rizz

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    SHES MINE

    I will steal her from you, because she does deserve someone betterπŸ₯°

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    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Madi Madi put that on the playlist fr

    put livin in the 20s by greenday on this playlist

    Bro i said RATE MY HALLS

    I was gonna post a picture of my HALLWAY but i changed my mind

    Heroin Monkey
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    so real

    he beats me literally everyday

    π™™π™šπ™«π™€π™§π™–

    hey

    HEY

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    guys i acheived so much by seeing opals face on this site i now feel fullfilled

    Heroin Monkey

    guys i acheived so much by seeing opals face on this site i now feel fullfilled

    Frfr

    Heroin Monkey

    guys i acheived so much by seeing opals face on this site i now feel fullfilled

    WHAT AHOUT MINE

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    Ξ±my

    WHAT AHOUT MINE

    brud it was a joke we go to the same school

    go jump off it :)

    do the world a favor

    i wish you would

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    Literally jass…

    Or maybe jass is literally YOU…

    we look different kinda

    and her hair is curlier

    You should rap battle DC_JAKE for title of best Jake

    Ξ±my

    go jump off it :)

    😭

    π™™π™šπ™«π™€π™§π™–

    jake i have your face

    pls send

    π™™π™šπ™«π™€π™§π™–

    jake i have your face

    Who doesn’t at this point 😭

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Who doesn’t at this point 😭

    meee

    this is my aloe plant named patroclus

    Ξ±my

    this is my aloe plant named patroclus

    i have a feeling you use that as a dildo

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    BE NICE TO MY FUCKING BOYFRIEND

    Emphasis on fucking ;)

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    I HAVE YOUR LOCATION OF YOUR SCHOOL.

    how

    Heroin Monkey

    i have a feeling you use that as a dildo

    I saw this one girl who stuffed a cactus up her ass once

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Who doesn’t at this point 😭

    MeπŸ˜”

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    I saw this one girl who stuffed a cactus up her ass once

    What website??

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    idk but she had it and leaked it but deleted after

    ok than what is it

    π™™π™šπ™«π™€π™§π™–

    i don’t actually have anyone’s face

    yes you have never seen me irl

    ROAD-TRIP WHOOHOO

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    poor Sah

    But okay, it's alright, I don't need to see his face

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    If you go to r/worldpolitics just look up β€œcactus girl”

    Is worldpolitics one of those porn sites like whitehouse.com????

    Wade

    ROAD-TRIP WHOOHOO

    car crash

    Jake did you pick up Madi from the gas station yet?

    Wade

    Jake did you pick up Madi from the gas station yet?

    i kidnapped her

    OH NOOOOO

    Wade

    Jake did you pick up Madi from the gas station yet?

    I found her in the back blowing some homeless dude for $5

    Saywhatnow?

    Anonymous

    i kidnapped her

    She must have been pretty MAD-i

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    I found her in the back blowing some homeless dude for $5

    Oh damn

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    If you go to r/worldpolitics just look up β€œcactus girl”

    wait this isnt a geopolotics subreddit

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    Wade tried smashing me

    wade got exposed

    I charge $69

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    i literally do not have anyone’s face i’m not that psychotic

    I have made a biography for most of the users here with points about their characteristic features, with a photo next to it.

    Heroin Monkey

    wait this isnt a geopolotics subreddit

    CUMREDDIT

    Anonymous

    I have made a biography for most of the users here with points about their characteristic features, with a photo next to it.

    SEND ME MINE ON WJE CREW

    Anonymous

    I have made a biography for most of the users here with points about their characteristic features, with a photo next to it.

    Damn SaH that’s not serial killer behavior at all

    Wje crew is VIRUS hahahahaha

    SAH i’m so curious 😭