Ask Me Anything

what is 9 divided by zero

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are you really a bread head

no I am made of flesh

then why is your name mrbreadhead

How does the concept of intersectionality help us understand the experiences of people who belong to multiple marginalized groups?

cheese.

I used to 3d print huge loafs of bread put them on my head and scare the shit out of people

omg that's hilarious

aims to understand how different people's experiences are shaped where multiple forms of oppression or disadvantage interact

Analyze the use of symbolism and its impact on character development in a novel of your choice. How does the author use these symbols to enhance the themes of the story?

allows writers to make their stories more complex

does pineapple belong on pizza

I refuse to answer that

do you really know all

no I dont know is pineapple belongs on pizza

then why'd you say you know all

so people would talk to me

fair enough

how's life

alive

true dat

what's your favourite song

Search -NF

never heard it

is this another ai generated thing

that's not the question

wrong post

haha

yes

sick

indeed

yuperdoodledoo

what's your favourite genre of music

Hard rock/ death metal

oo cool

do you think racism is bad?

OOP

depends

what does it depend on

the specific person

JAKW

interesting

if we talking rosa parks i will slap her to the back of the bus

......................

ROSA PARKS BADASS THO WHY TF U GON DO THT

oop

HOW BOUT DEADASS

I SLAP YO ASS

TO THE BACK OF THE FUCKIN BUS

HOW BOUT THT

NEXT TIME U START TALKIN BOUT ROSA PARKS LIKE THT

LMAO

HI POOOKIEEE

daaang brooo

HIIIIIIIIIII\

tf ou mad abt

dawg u said i was mad

im putting yo ass n yo place

I was making a dark joke

thats what this fkn site is for

MMMM SURE

litterally no ones laughing

so how is it a joke

fr

see this face

NOT ONE PERSON LAUGHED

:|

TF U ON

AHAKHDIUHA

not laughing

UR NOT FUNNY

SHUT IT

:( oh look you made me sad

way to go

JUST HEAR UR MOUTH GOING

YAPA YAPA YAPA

SHUT IT

oop

NOOOO POOKIE DONT BE SADDDD

ITS OKAY IM NOT SAD WHEN YOU'RE HERE :))))

BET

nobody had to laugh I made a dark joke and nobody liked it idc

HAAHUUSHIUADHCFAI

OH SHIT U ONE THOSEEEEE

U ONE THOSE BITCHES THT POST ON SNAPCHAT WITH THE QUOTE "ur ugly" "DUDE DID I ASK?"

AHHAAHHAHA

..

OH SHIT I CANT BREATHE

If you gonna come to a website for dark humor and get mad when somebody makes a dark joke then

mtf

just dont go these websites

THAT'S MY LIL DONUT

this shit called WORST JOKES EVER

WHERE THE FUCK

DO U SEE

DARK HUMOR

like lowkey i like little dark humor

BUT THT WAS UNFUNNY

LIKE

so?

MAKE ME LAUGH

nobody asked if it was funny

worstjokesever.com/dark-humor

NOT LIKE WTF THIS PERSON DUMB ASF

tee hee ;)

lmao and like most the categories involve dark humour

All*

guys my chromebook screen is dirtier than my mind

I HGIHLY DOUBT THT

real

dang dawg

POOKIE

so if you gonna come to a dark humor website and get mad at a dark joke then leave the site you damn snowflake

who said i was mad tho

litterally just said u were unfunny

who was mad

lmao

learn the difference

what is happening

no clue im j laughing at the arguing

BRO thinks im mad cause he made a "dark humor" joke bout rosa parks

you literally just freaked out after it

just cause i use caps

dont mean someones mad

it sounds more exciting dumbass

real

Wubba lubba dub dub!

...

heyyy wade

EXACTLY

Yooooo

SOUNDS MORE EXCITING

wsp wade

yo steve

YOU DEFORMED TORTILLA

HSSHAHUDH

HAHAHASKSJSJSKSJJSJSKSJSJK

?

BRB

BITCH

WHERE

Yo

now THAT'S a rare insult

U SEE NOW THT WAS FUNNY

EXACTLY

WHAT I SAID

YK GOT A LIL LIL GIGGLE

lmao

you cant just claim a joke is funny

GIGGLEEWW

Explain the beef, then I’ll choose a side

lmao

i don't understand the beef im j laughing at how silly everyone is

i dont have to

PPL LAUGHED

ITS FUNNY

Breadhead whats the beed broh

you see no one laughed at ur joke

I made a dark joke abt rosa parks then donut started getting mad

so its unfunny

What’s the joke?

sombody asked if I liked racism or sum

LITTERALLY EVERYON AT UR JOKE "😐"

ao I said depends

still

never got mad

then they asked why depends so I said only for a specific person

lmao what

but ok

this is hilarious

Alr..

wsg donut

EXACTLY

my bbg

hi ammmyyy

HYDDDD

thne I said "I would slap rosa parks to the back of the bus

Lol

lmao

then this donut got mad about a daek joke

on a site for dark jokes

Just bitch slap her to the back

still never got mad

💀

looked pretty mad to me

lol

Nothing is off limits when it comes to humor

fact

anyways

I mean..no wonder we tear may to shreds so much, it gives us so much material to work with!

wade did u come here to ask a question

real

Nah just came to chill, but I can come up with a question

go for it

Oh shit! I gotta make you a Pokémon card

huh?

how convenient for you

For example

did you make me one yet?

HAAHAHHA

shut up you troglodyte

I just made Toast’s new one, I’m working on my new one, then I’m revamping old ones, then I gotta make series 2

noice

sick

Based

you first taco muncher

AYO I WANNA BE A POKEMON CARD

bitch i aint a boarder bunny

salsa slurper

its border DUMB BITCH

im aware

then spell it right

how about no

home depot worker

strip club pay day

you earn all the cash

Hii

by workin on the pole

sup

pretty sure its time for you to mop them floors

janitor

im pretty sure its time for you to make me a sandwich]

hey may!!

dishwasher

wade

pretty sure its time for your mnemonics you schizophrenic bitch

starting screaming when mexicans were tryna steal yo tacos and tamales

im pretty sure its time for you to grab a rope and hang you hoe

pretty sure its naptime for you back at the daycare

started shooting when I saw a group of women

pretty sure its time for you to go to sleep you senile hag

yeah shooting up schools dressed as Barney the fuckin dinosaur

yea how about you make me

pretty sure they want you back at the snow-white play as the old hag

pretty sure they want you back in snow white to play as grumpy

do more

Yo

AHAHASHADUID

this is hilarious

wsp

Hru

pretty sure they want you back at taco bell gotta clean those damn toilets

i’m a bit goofy

im really good i saw liam today! how're you

a tad silly

Also can't believe Wade actually posted it to bp

pretty sure they want you back in the kitchen at taco bell stuffin your fat face

Eh. Same as usual

liammm

dang

OMG THATS MY COUSINS NAMEEEE

Just get married alreadyyy

donut you say one more thing and imma shove aturd down your throat 2 girls 1 cup style

pretty sure they want you back at the slaughter house they mistaken your ass for a fatass cow

yeahh and we went outside after class and it was cold so he stood super close to me and he put his arm around my waist a few timessss

omg i want toooo

damn couldn’t be me 😭😭

pretty sure they want you back at the farm you fucking hog

amy

crew

💀

I gave myself one of the most overpowered Pokémon moves

pretty sure they want you back at the cow fair for worlds fattest cow

HI POOKIEEEE

dang bro

wait didnt I see you at the town fair I couldnt guess your weight

Usually I give the mods the power moves that do 200 damage, but I have myself one too,

I think it was like 675 or sum

slay

It’s called “deterrent”

DAMN😭 NOW THTS ACTUALLY GOOD

couldnt you just knock him out?

your jokes were pretty funny aswell

mr.brean if yk everything , what is my ip adress

*bread

OML REAL

TY😭

I RAN OUT TBH

I CANT THINK OF ANY MORE

neither can I

well played well played

well non racist ones ig

OH FFF

PFFF*

hey

hi

plus idk what type would be against you specifically

hi everyone

im bored

heyyyy bbgggg

sup

Hey flappy

how're youuu

i dont wanna school ☹️

real

i hate school fr

im pretty sure the guy that asked about his ip is now contemplating

lmao

im pretty sure the guy that asked about his ip is now contemplating

im pretty sure the guy that asked about his ip is now contemplating

oop

School is the worst

frfr

brb in a sec

kay

I wish I had normal schoolll

i like my school but like it's still so much efforttt

That’s what school is

Effort

real

my school is ok i guess

the buildings are kinda ugly but the teachers are fine

guys im sad cause next year liam isn't doing the homeschool small group i have wednesdays and thursdays 😭 im fr gonna like cry

ong

except for my chem teacher i think he like a pedo or sm

oop

i’m in school 💀

in healrh

health

imagine 😭

sad times

it sucks

same uwu

oml i hated health

uwu 👉👈

😭

My school consists of a crazy lady reading propaganda and conspiracy theories in our living room

one of my friends said he goes to private school caus his parents didnt want him getting sexed

oop

sex ed

not sexed

lmaooo

"Getting sexed"

sexed

i love getting sexed

i wanna get sexed fr

ok bb 😏

😏

two people have officially seen my face online

Back

yo

Yo

your full face?

mayo

yeah

i wanna see ittt 😭

Ayy I'm rare

🗣️🔊Goo🗣️🔊Goo🗣️🔊Ga🗣️🔊Ga🗣️🔊

MY PEN IS leakinf help

ok

What 💀

i’ll gmail you

🧅👍🏻

🧄👌🏻

guys my immune system is so silly it don't keep me healthy

yasss

wsg daggy waggy

jk lol

Eat onions. 🧅👍🏻

Wsg Ethan.

onions are so good

I get sick like monthly my immune system is busy participating in some tomfoolery

Nah, it’s fine. 😂

havent been sick since last year get on my level smh

real bro i have a cough and liam was bullying me all science class 😭

u should totally add tht in ur bio dagger , js sayin

dawg what i get sick so easily

not sure how, i shsre my water with all my friends

lmao so do i 😭

it ruins the “legend” vibe tbh. 😂

true LMAO

Dagger!

If the wrong person sneezes on me I will die

omg reallll

Wassup, bro.

Wassup man

Bing chilling.

You?

lol

In Science class rn

ooof imagine being in science

I’m at the chiro. 😂

my one friend get sick like twice a month and im always around her and i never get sick somehow

damn bro

shell show up to school and be like "ughhhg im so tired im kinda sick" and im like "ew"

lmao

I’ll say from experience that physical school is much better than online schooling for extroverts like me.

online school i lowkey cheated all the time

Yes

imagine being an extrovert 😭 must be fuckin nice

sent it

You can’t get away with it these days.

sameee i still do lmao

ikkk :(

same fr

AHHH YOU'RE PRETTYYYYY

It requires lots of socializing, which can be difficult at times to find.

i can 💀

bro im mainly introverted when with ppls idk , but when its with my freinds brooo im so loud

im such an introvert lmao public school was a nightmare for me

I hate online schooling so much. ☹️

im normally extroverted but if i see someone i wanna make a good impression on im quite af

quiet*

im always quiet af if i don't know someone 😭

i love itt

Yo can somebody text we were hanging out then to my number?

I hate dealing with the retards and the dumbasses.

ok

i’ll do it

I hate people, and the world, and that makes me probably a little more introverted lol

that's like everyone in public schools though 😭 lmao

That’s why my parents won’t let me go to school.

570-578-1646

Brb

i don't even wanna go to public schools anymore people are such idiots it actually baffles me

Plus the LGBTQ morons and the woke bastards that run loose. They should all be in asylums.

Bro hs fucking sucks

i’m bi

I know.

my hs is chill asf

no fights or anything

Im the only dude in all my classes

Yes…run

yo what do you want me to text

*cough* *cough* still here

breadhead

my parents keep threatening to send me to the public hs cause im like failing math 😭 if they do istg imma shoot someone

No offence. We have our opinions and differences.

Based

We were hanging out at that time

Ty

"You should be in an asylum. No offense"

Didn’t ask

liking girls makes me deserving of a mental asylum?

I would love for my parents to threaten me with going to school. I’m almost always stuck at home.

Personally, bi girls aren’t bad

Like I said, we have our differences. I’m Christian, so you can’t ask me to understand something that is against my beliefs.

thanks i think?

also

i used to go to the public school in my area for 5th grade and i hated literally everyone. and as everyone got older they turned into even bigger bitches and idiots so i'd really rather not go to the hs lmao plus i'd hafta let go of my podschool friends

now 3 people have officially seen my face

yass

Depends on the school, too.

That's a shitty excuse

its kinda the opposite for me lol

Does anybody here need the formulas for density volume and mass calculations

I want to go to public schoolllll

Not really, but ok.

used to go to a private school and everyone was weird asff and now my public school is actually nice

that's true. every public school i've ever been to sucked. even the private school i went to was shitty. had amazing teachers though

ok let’s just chill

Cool.

okay guys can we stop arguing please it ain't gonna get anywhere.

SORRY I ZONED OUT MAD HARD

I feel bad for the public school you would attend

REAL

MB

WHAT I MISS

just chill i don’t want another fight

I wish I was in public school instead of being taught the weirdest shit 💀

NOT MUCH

real fights are so stressful

Friendly roasting

OK BET

Yooo Dagger u still here?

i’ve only been in one

i would’ve one but a teacher stopped us

Yo same

i hate school tbh

like this one bitch

also once i had to punch this rapey old dude in india

got jumped for saying the n word

Bruh

GIRL DIDNT EVEN ACTUALLY SAY IT THO

guysss i need your opinions on smth

DAMN

SOMEONE LIED AND WAS LIKE "yo they said the n word"

oop

THAT'S SO TOUGH

yeah he grabbed me

Yet, you still learned the stuff most parents want to keep their children away from.

AND THE GIRL GOT JUMPED BY LIKE 10 PPL

so i just punched him

WHOLE SCHOOL CROWEDED AROUND

I got groped in the hallway today

A FUCKNG TEACHER BROKE HER ARM

I didn't learn it

that’s crazyyy

CAUSE THE GIRLS FATASS SAT ON HER

NAHHH

btw there’s ten people on this post

alr half on cause i gotta pay attention

A teacher??? TF

Lol

good job