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    • then why is your name mrbreadhead

    How does the concept of intersectionality help us understand the experiences of people who belong to multiple marginalized groups?

    malβ™‘

    then why is your name mrbreadhead

    I used to 3d print huge loafs of bread put them on my head and scare the shit out of people

    Toast ツ

    How does the concept of intersectionality help us understand the experiences of people who belong to multiple marginalized groups?

    aims to understand how different people's experiences are shaped where multiple forms of oppression or disadvantage interact

    Analyze the use of symbolism and its impact on character development in a novel of your choice. How does the author use these symbols to enhance the themes of the story?

    allows writers to make their stories more complex

    does pineapple belong on pizza

    no I dont know is pineapple belongs on pizza

    then why'd you say you know all

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    is this another ai generated thing

    MrBreadHead

    allows writers to make their stories more complex

    that's not the question

    malβ™‘

    is this another ai generated thing

    yes

    what's your favourite genre of music

    Toast ツ

    do you think racism is bad?

    depends

    if we talking rosa parks i will slap her to the back of the bus

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    NEXT TIME U START TALKIN BOUT ROSA PARKS LIKE THT

    tf ou mad abt

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    litterally no ones laughing

    nobody had to laugh I made a dark joke and nobody liked it idc

    If you gonna come to a website for dark humor and get mad when somebody makes a dark joke then

    ⛧ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 ⛧

    guys my chromebook screen is dirtier than my mind

    dang dawg

    so if you gonna come to a dark humor website and get mad at a dark joke then leave the site you damn snowflake

    MrBreadHead

    so if you gonna come to a dark humor website and get mad at a dark joke then leave the site you damn snowflake

    lmao

    ⛧ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 ⛧

    who was mad

    no clue im j laughing at the arguing

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    litterally just said u were unfunny

    you literally just freaked out after it

    Wubba lubba dub dub!

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    NEXT TIME U START TALKIN BOUT ROSA PARKS LIKE THT

    ...

    Yooooo

    Wade

    Wubba lubba dub dub!

    yo steve

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    YOU DEFORMED TORTILLA

    HAHAHASKSJSJSKSJJSJSKSJSJK

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    YOU DEFORMED TORTILLA

    ?

    MrBreadHead

    wsp wade

    Yo

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    YOU DEFORMED TORTILLA

    now THAT'S a rare insult

    you cant just claim a joke is funny

    Explain the beef, then I’ll choose a side

    i don't understand the beef im j laughing at how silly everyone is

    Breadhead whats the beed broh

    Wade

    Explain the beef, then I’ll choose a side

    I made a dark joke abt rosa parks then donut started getting mad

    MrBreadHead

    I made a dark joke abt rosa parks then donut started getting mad

    What’s the joke?

    sombody asked if I liked racism or sum

    then they asked why depends so I said only for a specific person

    Alr..

    thne I said "I would slap rosa parks to the back of the bus

    then this donut got mad about a daek joke

    Just bitch slap her to the back

    Wade

    Just bitch slap her to the back

    lol

    Nothing is off limits when it comes to humor

    I mean..no wonder we tear may to shreds so much, it gives us so much material to work with!

    wade did u come here to ask a question

    Wade

    Nothing is off limits when it comes to humor

    real

    Nah just came to chill, but I can come up with a question

    Oh shit! I gotta make you a PokΓ©mon card

    MrBreadHead

    huh?

    For example

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    Wade

    Oh shit! I gotta make you a PokΓ©mon card

    did you make me one yet?

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    how convenient for you

    shut up you troglodyte

    I just made Toast’s new one, I’m working on my new one, then I’m revamping old ones, then I gotta make series 2

    Based

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    you first taco muncher

    bitch i aint a boarder bunny

    im pretty sure its time for you to make me a sandwich]

    The aMayzing spider-gwen

    Hii

    hey may!!

    im pretty sure its time for you to grab a rope and hang you hoe

    started shooting when I saw a group of women

    pretty sure its time for you to go to sleep you senile hag

    pretty sure they want you back in snow white to play as grumpy

    MrBreadHead

    wade

    Yo

    The aMayzing spider-gwen

    Hru

    im really good i saw liam today! how're you

    pretty sure they want you back in the kitchen at taco bell stuffin your fat face

    The aMayzing spider-gwen

    Eh. Same as usual

    dang

    donut you say one more thing and imma shove aturd down your throat 2 girls 1 cup style

    ⛧ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 ⛧

    liammm

    yeahh and we went outside after class and it was cold so he stood super close to me and he put his arm around my waist a few timessss

    The aMayzing spider-gwen

    Just get married alreadyyy

    omg i want toooo

    malβ™‘

    yeahh and we went outside after class and it was cold so he stood super close to me and he put his arm around my waist a few timessss

    damn couldn’t be me 😭😭

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    pretty sure they want you back at the slaughter house they mistaken your ass for a fatass cow

    pretty sure they want you back at the farm you fucking hog

    ⛧ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 ⛧

    damn couldn’t be me 😭😭

    πŸ’€

    I gave myself one of the most overpowered PokΓ©mon moves

    Wade

    I gave myself one of the most overpowered PokΓ©mon moves

    dang bro

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    pretty sure they want you back at the cow fair for worlds fattest cow

    wait didnt I see you at the town fair I couldnt guess your weight

    malβ™‘

    dang bro

    Usually I give the mods the power moves that do 200 damage, but I have myself one too,

    Wade

    Usually I give the mods the power moves that do 200 damage, but I have myself one too,

    slay

    It’s called β€œdeterrent”

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    DAMN😭 NOW THTS ACTUALLY GOOD

    your jokes were pretty funny aswell

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    DAMN😭 NOW THTS ACTUALLY GOOD

    OML REAL

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    plus idk what type would be against you specifically

    i dont wanna school ☹️

    im pretty sure the guy that asked about his ip is now contemplating

    im pretty sure the guy that asked about his ip is now contemplating

    im pretty sure the guy that asked about his ip is now contemplating

    i like my school but like it's still so much efforttt

    That’s what school is

    Effort

    my school is ok i guess

    the buildings are kinda ugly but the teachers are fine

    guys im sad cause next year liam isn't doing the homeschool small group i have wednesdays and thursdays 😭 im fr gonna like cry

    Flappy.

    the buildings are kinda ugly but the teachers are fine

    ong

    except for my chem teacher i think he like a pedo or sm

    malβ™‘

    guys im sad cause next year liam isn't doing the homeschool small group i have wednesdays and thursdays 😭 im fr gonna like cry

    sad times

    My school consists of a crazy lady reading propaganda and conspiracy theories in our living room

    one of my friends said he goes to private school caus his parents didnt want him getting sexed

    Flappy.

    one of my friends said he goes to private school caus his parents didnt want him getting sexed

    "Getting sexed"

    ⛧ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 ⛧

    two people have officially seen my face online

    your full face?

    ⛧ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 ⛧

    two people have officially seen my face online

    Ayy I'm rare

    πŸ—£οΈπŸ”ŠGooπŸ—£οΈπŸ”ŠGooπŸ—£οΈπŸ”ŠGaπŸ—£οΈπŸ”ŠGaπŸ—£οΈπŸ”Š

    MY PEN IS leakinf help

    Anonymous

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    What πŸ’€

    guys my immune system is so silly it don't keep me healthy

    ⛧ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 ⛧

    i’ll gmail you

    yasss

    Eat onions. πŸ§…πŸ‘πŸ»

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    wsg daggy waggy

    Wsg Ethan.

    malβ™‘

    guys my immune system is so silly it don't keep me healthy

    I get sick like monthly my immune system is busy participating in some tomfoolery

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    jk lol

    Nah, it’s fine. πŸ˜‚

    malβ™‘

    guys my immune system is so silly it don't keep me healthy

    havent been sick since last year get on my level smh

    The aMayzing spider-gwen

    I get sick like monthly my immune system is busy participating in some tomfoolery

    real bro i have a cough and liam was bullying me all science class 😭

    Flappy.

    havent been sick since last year get on my level smh

    dawg what i get sick so easily

    not sure how, i shsre my water with all my friends

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    u should totally add tht in ur bio dagger , js sayin

    it ruins the β€œlegend” vibe tbh. πŸ˜‚

    Dagger!

    Wassup man

    In Science class rn

    ooof imagine being in science

    I’m at the chiro. πŸ˜‚

    malβ™‘

    omg reallll

    my one friend get sick like twice a month and im always around her and i never get sick somehow

    shell show up to school and be like "ughhhg im so tired im kinda sick" and im like "ew"

    I’ll say from experience that physical school is much better than online schooling for extroverts like me.

    online school i lowkey cheated all the time

    imagine being an extrovert 😭 must be fuckin nice

    Flappy.

    online school i lowkey cheated all the time

    You can’t get away with it these days.

    Flappy.

    online school i lowkey cheated all the time

    sameee i still do lmao

    Anonymous

    You can’t get away with it these days.

    ikkk :(

    ⛧ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 ⛧

    sent it

    AHHH YOU'RE PRETTYYYYY

    malβ™‘

    imagine being an extrovert 😭 must be fuckin nice

    It requires lots of socializing, which can be difficult at times to find.

    Anonymous

    It requires lots of socializing, which can be difficult at times to find.

    im such an introvert lmao public school was a nightmare for me

    I hate online schooling so much. ☹️

    im normally extroverted but if i see someone i wanna make a good impression on im quite af

    im always quiet af if i don't know someone 😭

    Yo can somebody text we were hanging out then to my number?

    malβ™‘

    im such an introvert lmao public school was a nightmare for me

    I hate dealing with the retards and the dumbasses.

    I hate people, and the world, and that makes me probably a little more introverted lol

    Anonymous

    I hate dealing with the retards and the dumbasses.

    that's like everyone in public schools though 😭 lmao

    That’s why my parents won’t let me go to school.

    ⛧ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 ⛧

    i’ll do it

    570-578-1646

    Anonymous

    That’s why my parents won’t let me go to school.

    i don't even wanna go to public schools anymore people are such idiots it actually baffles me

    Plus the LGBTQ morons and the woke bastards that run loose. They should all be in asylums.

    malβ™‘

    i don't even wanna go to public schools anymore people are such idiots it actually baffles me

    I know.

    my hs is chill asf

    no fights or anything

    Im the only dude in all my classes

    Anonymous

    Plus the LGBTQ morons and the woke bastards that run loose. They should all be in asylums.

    Yes…run

    Anonymous

    Plus the LGBTQ morons and the woke bastards that run loose. They should all be in asylums.

    *cough* *cough* still here

    Anonymous

    I know.

    my parents keep threatening to send me to the public hs cause im like failing math 😭 if they do istg imma shoot someone

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    i’m bi

    No offence. We have our opinions and differences.

    Based

    ⛧ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 ⛧

    breadhead

    We were hanging out at that time

    Anonymous

    No offence. We have our opinions and differences.

    "You should be in an asylum. No offense"

    The aMayzing spider-gwen

    *cough* *cough* still here

    Didn’t ask

    malβ™‘

    my parents keep threatening to send me to the public hs cause im like failing math 😭 if they do istg imma shoot someone

    I would love for my parents to threaten me with going to school. I’m almost always stuck at home.

    ⛧ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 ⛧

    liking girls makes me deserving of a mental asylum?

    Personally, bi girls aren’t bad

    ⛧ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 ⛧

    liking girls makes me deserving of a mental asylum?

    Like I said, we have our differences. I’m Christian, so you can’t ask me to understand something that is against my beliefs.

    Anonymous

    I would love for my parents to threaten me with going to school. I’m almost always stuck at home.

    i used to go to the public school in my area for 5th grade and i hated literally everyone. and as everyone got older they turned into even bigger bitches and idiots so i'd really rather not go to the hs lmao plus i'd hafta let go of my podschool friends

    malβ™‘

    i used to go to the public school in my area for 5th grade and i hated literally everyone. and as everyone got older they turned into even bigger bitches and idiots so i'd really rather not go to the hs lmao plus i'd hafta let go of my podschool friends

    Depends on the school, too.

    Anonymous

    Like I said, we have our differences. I’m Christian, so you can’t ask me to understand something that is against my beliefs.

    That's a shitty excuse

    malβ™‘

    i used to go to the public school in my area for 5th grade and i hated literally everyone. and as everyone got older they turned into even bigger bitches and idiots so i'd really rather not go to the hs lmao plus i'd hafta let go of my podschool friends

    its kinda the opposite for me lol

    Does anybody here need the formulas for density volume and mass calculations

    The aMayzing spider-gwen

    That's a shitty excuse

    Not really, but ok.

    used to go to a private school and everyone was weird asff and now my public school is actually nice

    Anonymous

    Depends on the school, too.

    that's true. every public school i've ever been to sucked. even the private school i went to was shitty. had amazing teachers though

    The aMayzing spider-gwen

    That's a shitty excuse

    Cool.

    okay guys can we stop arguing please it ain't gonna get anywhere.

    The aMayzing spider-gwen

    I want to go to public schoolllll

    I feel bad for the public school you would attend

    ⛧ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 ⛧

    just chill i don’t want another fight

    real fights are so stressful

    ⛧ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 ⛧

    just chill i don’t want another fight

    Friendly roasting

    Yooo Dagger u still here?

    guysss i need your opinions on smth

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    GIRL DIDNT EVEN ACTUALLY SAY IT THO

    DAMN

    ⛧ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 ⛧

    also once i had to punch this rapey old dude in india

    oop

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    SOMEONE LIED AND WAS LIKE "yo they said the n word"

    THAT'S SO TOUGH

    The aMayzing spider-gwen

    I wish I was in public school instead of being taught the weirdest shit πŸ’€

    Yet, you still learned the stuff most parents want to keep their children away from.

    I got groped in the hallway today

    Anonymous

    Yet, you still learned the stuff most parents want to keep their children away from.

    I didn't learn it

    alr half on cause i gotta pay attention

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    CAUSE THE GIRLS FATASS SAT ON HER

    A teacher??? TF

    Anonymous

    Yet, you still learned the stuff most parents want to keep their children away from.

    Lol

    The aMayzing spider-gwen

    Yo same

    Unlike you, I have something called..friends, perhaps youve heard of it

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    Wade

    Unlike you, I have something called..friends, perhaps youve heard of it

    I meant that for myself πŸ’€

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    MY FRIEND SOPHIA PULLED HER HAIR BRUH STARTED FUCKING STOMPING ON HER HAND

    bro why you got ao much drama

    The aMayzing spider-gwen

    I meant that for myself πŸ’€

    Aahhh ok, that makes more sense

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    MY FRIEND SOPHIA PULLED HER HAIR BRUH STARTED FUCKING STOMPING ON HER HAND

    Tf you go to the fucking gulag

    ⛧ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 ⛧

    guess what

    chicken butt

    MrBreadHead

    Tf you go to the fucking gulag

    I love the gulag

    ⛧ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 ⛧

    NO

    HEHEHEHEH

    MrBreadHead

    disney on something

    They’ve been smoking since they decided to go woke

    i want goldfish so bad

    ⛧ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 ⛧

    we live we love we lie

    WHY IS THERE A FUCKED UP SMURF

    WHY IS THE STICK THROUGH THE SNAIL'S HEAD???

    ⛧ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 ⛧

    disney’s new movie looking fire

    looking a bit too realistic for disney tbh..

    ⛧ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 ⛧
    Image

    America be like

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    WHY U WORRIED BOUT THE SNAIL

    YES THE SNAIL IS FRICKIN IMPALED!

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING BLUE CAT THT HAS A MUSHROOM GORWING OUT OF ITS FUCKIN HEAD

    FUCKING BUDGET SMURF

    WHY TF DOES THE CAT SMURF HAVE ABS

    Wade
    Image

    Bro just took me back to my heritage

    why do i feel like disney pixar would actually like make that 😭

    MrBreadHead

    Bro just took me back to my heritage

    🀣🀣🀣🀣

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    PLS TELL ME THT ISNT A REAL MOVIE

    It is, coming 2025

    MrBreadHead

    Bro just took me back to my heritage

    sameeee i can see my grandparents in the background!!

    MrBreadHead

    We got the rise of jew

    🀣🀣

    Yes this is in development

    It’s releasing 2025-2026

    Then the prequel the rise of hitler

    MrBreadHead

    And then the death of jew

    Holidaycaust

    It’s coming Christmas 2026, it’s the Holidaycaust

    The holocaust was like the dinosaur extinction but for greedy bastards

    you guys are crazy

    Wade

    It’s coming Christmas 2026, it’s the Holidaycaust

    omg i would totally see it

    The Good Dinosar is now The Good Jew

    if my teacher sees my screen im getting expelledπŸ’€

    I’m going to an insane asylum

    ⛧ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 ⛧

    mmm jews delicious

    what's the different between a jew and a pizza? a pizza don't scream when you put it in the oven for dinner

    Wade

    I’m going to an insane asylum

    ill do w you 😭

    Flappy.

    if my teacher sees my screen im getting expelledπŸ’€

    My mom sees this shit I'm expelled from life

    Wade

    The Good Dinosar is now The Good Jew

    lmao real

    Hey girl are you an Auschwitz’s oven? Cuz I wanna put some kids in you…

    Whats the difference between a baby and a jew

    Wade

    Hey girl are you an Auschwitz’s oven? Cuz I wanna put some kids in you…

    how many jews can you fit in a jeep? 3 in the back seat and about 73 in the ash tray

    One is tasty the other one is filled with gas

    MrBreadHead

    One is tasty the other one is filled with gas

    Ooooooh

    malβ™‘

    how many jews can you fit in a jeep? 3 in the back seat and about 73 in the ash tray

    Mal wtf πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

    ⛧ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 ⛧

    yes daddy recite my number in bed

    Jew 69

    The aMayzing spider-gwen

    Mal wtf πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

    😭

    May has no sense of humor

    ⛧ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 ⛧

    yes daddy recite my number in bed

    *Starts moving* HOW ARE YOU 6577

    how many jewish people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    malβ™‘

    how many jewish people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    Four: One to convince others to do it, a second to donate the bulb, a third to screw it in, and a fourth to make a speech saying the entire Jewish people stands behind the new bulb.

    I HAVEGRAPHITE ALL OVER MY HAND CAUSE OF MY NOTES

    I have blood all over my hands cus I punched an autistic girl

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    You cant unscrew a pregnant woman

    ⛧ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 ⛧

    actually i can stick both up me

    One man one lightbulb

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    ..........................girl u gonna bleed down there if u do

    hmmm anything for pleasure

    "Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!"

    malβ™‘

    "Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!"

    She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.

    or twist her neck..that'll undo the effects of the screwing

    Whats the difference Between a baby and a sock

    One of them doesnt scream when I shove my rod into it

    Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

    malβ™‘

    Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

    The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

    Whats the weirdest nickname you gave yalls friends?

    what do you call a lesbian dinosaur

    I was today years old when I learned about the nigersaurus

    But the guy who named it definitely wasnt

    what did the boy with no hands get for christmas?

    ⛧ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 ⛧

    for his dong

    he'll need it since he don't have hands to keep it warm

    How is life like toilet paper?

    You're either on a roll or taking shit from someone.

    DAGGY , WAGGY!!!! , alley, valley, monkey, turkey, hockey, whiskey, survey, alleyway, turkey-cock, jockey, horsey, chimney, surveyor, abbey, donkey, jersey, convolutedly, heresy, trolley, chewy, medley, coaster, hockey-stick, hokey, mosey, finicky, hackney, bogey, haplessly, passe-partout, grotty, karaoke, charge-cum-jury, chevy, queasy, pennyworth, lovey-dovey, marquee, nattily, pecky, dinky, flakey, bogeyman, chokey.

    what does pinocchio's lover say to him?

    ⛧ π“ͺ𝓢𝔂 ⛧

    hey, dongs get cold too

    I'm starting a charity, we warm up homeless people's songs with natural methods

    how do you make your gf scream during sex?

    The aMayzing spider-gwen

    I'm starting a charity, we warm up homeless people's songs with natural methods

    I hate autocorrect

    "please sir, i want some more!"

    what's the difference between a sex worker and a drug dealer?

    a sex worker can clean her crack and resell it

    man for 8 people in the chat it sure is silent

    Obsolete Friarbird