Arraignment Statements

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BRO FLAPPY IS SAHS WITNESS

I NEED TO PISS

FLAPPY AND SAH WHERE HANGING OUT AL NIGHT FROM 5PM TO THE NEXT MORNING

SAH COULDNT HAVE KILLED ANYONE

guys shut up

Arraignment

I WILL PISS ON THE FUCKING JUDGE

YOU’RE NOT A WITNESS AMY YOU’RE THE JUDGE

sah, state if you are guilty or not

AMY IS THE LAWYER NOT THE JUDGE

RapBoat

YOU’RE NOT A WITNESS AMY YOU’RE THE JUDGE

i’m the opposing counsel

AMY HAS BEEN THE JUDGE FOR THE PAST 30 MINNNNUUUUUUTTTTTEEEESSSSS

JAKE IS THE JUDGE, I wouldn’t piss on Amy, that’d be gay

anyway

αmy

sah, state if you are guilty or not

I'm not, because I didn’t kill anyone. How can I kill someone, while hanging out with flapöy?

so you claim not guiltu

moving on to

pretrial motions

*subtly get up and goes to the bathroom*

any motions?

*CALLS SECURITY to catch wade*

BY THE WAY I HAVE TO GO IN 2 MINUTES SO YA SAH BASICALLY DIDNT MURDER ANYONE AFAIK👍

no motions?

I NEED TO PISS FUCK

i DEFINITELY watched sah kill WADE out of my mansion window

okay, moving on to jury selection

JAKE I NEED A PISS BREAK, OR I WILL PISS ON YOU

αmy

okay, moving on to jury selection

I am jury

we’ve covered that

On second thought, I need to shit

moving on to

opposing statements

RapBoat

i DEFINITELY watched sah kill WADE out of my mansion window

Wait, I’m dead? Oh shit I’m a ghost

Wade

On second thought, I need to shit

hell nah

lawyers, present your statements

SAH did not kill wades brother.

RapBoat

i DEFINITELY watched sah kill WADE out of my mansion window

NOOO

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Anonymous

SAH did not kill wades brother.

My client it not guilty.

Sah DID kill wade’s brother

SHE KILLED TOAST, CAN CONFIRM

Wade, brother of Toast, claims that Sah killed Toast.

charlie, your statment

SAH was with Flappy from 5pm last night till the morning, they didn't go outside anywhere they where inside the house the house the entire night.

its not possible for her to be two places at once.

FLAPPY ISN’T IN THIS BROOOOOOOO

how could rap see form that for out his window?

Because my window has a view of the alleyway where SAH killed WADE’S BROTHER

αmy

Wade, brother of Toast, claims that Sah killed Toast.

Charges of First Degree Murder as outlined in Article 45.

*starts playing flappy bird on phone with the volume cranked up*

Presentation of evidence is commencing

I call RapBoat to the stand

Rapboat

CHECK OUT ALL THIS EVIDENCE

*silently pisses self*

Do you swear to tell the whole truth, and only the truth?

place your hand on the bible

The Unknown King of Moderation

ANY ARE YOU THE DEFENDANT?

no, sah is

The Unknown King of Moderation

WHAT ARE YOU

opposing counsel for charlie

*does what amy says to get these semantics over with and done*

And I’m the plaintiff!

IF YOU’RE THE OPPOSING COUNSEL THEN YOU DON’T GET TO DO THE OATH

(I actually need to piss brb)

RapBoat

*does what amy says to get these semantics over with and done*

as my witness states, around 8-10 am on Saturday, June 18, RapBoat witnessed Sah take a knife to the throat of Toast

Wade

(I actually need to piss brb)

(Oke)

RapBoat

IF YOU’RE THE OPPOSING COUNSEL THEN YOU DON’T GET TO DO THE OATH

shhh

Can i rap my evidence?

RapBoat

Can i rap my evidence?

(😭)

αmy

as my witness states, around 8-10 am on Saturday, June 18, RapBoat witnessed Sah take a knife to the throat of Toast

charlie, you may cross-examine RapBoay

αmy

charlie, you may cross-examine RapBoay

Okay.

SAh was at Flappy's house from 5pm to the morning going over at June 18thand never left her house.

RapBoat

Can i rap my evidence?

you’ll be filed for disruption of court

May I also ask a question your honor?

Anonymous

SAh was at Flappy's house from 5pm to the morning going over at June 18thand never left her house.

your witness?

She’s not “YOUR HONOR” dumbass she’s the opposing lawyer

αmy

your witness?

she left a few mins ago dude I'm strugglin

please call your witness to the stand

(just say the words for her)

The Unknown King of Moderation

Yes you may, may

It was dark out, between those times. how could he have seen from out his window a murder and the person?

Do you swear to tell the whole truth and the truth only?

I fuqqed amys mom. Guilty. Just like the rest of the football team

what is her statement?

Anonymous

It was dark out, between those times. how could he have seen from out his window a murder and the person?

Because

tell me once you’re done so i can cross-examine her

Because of the moonlight

Flappy went over ot her house at 5pm on June 18th and stayed there the entire night leaving around 10am in the morning

The Unknown King of Moderation

Because

you don’t answer, RapBoat does

Jake is literally the judge so if he’s on my side then i already won

your honor, may I ask another questions to Mays witness?

Anonymous

Flappy went over ot her house at 5pm on June 18th and stayed there the entire night leaving around 10am in the morning

yes, but my witness saw Sah hold the knife at 8-10 am, a full 9-7 hours before this meeting

more than enough time to hide the evidence, and resume normal activity

RapBoat

Jake is literally the judge so if he’s on my side then i already won

He needs to listen to both sides and then come to a conclusion

Anonymous

He needs to listen to both sides and then come to a conclusion

the jury

not the judge

The Unknown King of Moderation

What’s the issue again?

bro

αmy

not the judge

Ah, oke, I'm sorry

convene

and reach your verdict

Chexey please testify for me

guilty as charged, or not guilty

(I litterly lost this I read pm not am )

Anonymous

(I litterly lost this I read pm not am )

well

ghats the law

TYSM though Amy for a case <3

Chexers

Can we talk

Sure, on insta?

Anonymous

TYSM though Amy for a case <3

ofc <3

YAAAAYYYYYYY i won so i get a gold star

Because of the faulty arguments shown for both sides and lack or order, we the jury find not guilty.

Yum Myan

Because of the faulty arguments shown for both sides and lack or order, we the jury find not guilty.

bro

i provided sufficient evidence

What's happening, I'm confused rn

Yum Myan

Because of the faulty arguments shown for both sides and lack or order, we the jury find not guilty.

Bet

and a witness

BRO YOU LITERALLY ACCEPTED DEFEAT

i won the case

but charlie made a good lawyer

Anonymous

yes you did bbg <3

<334

αmy

i won the case

So I'm going to jail

oh wow yea I think I got messed up w/ rapboat

ok yea guilty ig thenm

Anonymous

So I'm going to jail

I'm sorry..

if i ever murder someone, im making sure charlie’s my lawyer

αmy

if i ever murder someone, im making sure charlie’s my lawyer

Awhh

Anonymous

So I'm going to jail

20 years in federal :)

ANYWAYS I gtg y'all I'm in the shower so

Anonymous

Ilysm Amy

teehee <3

Anonymous

byebeybe

BYE

I'll be on soon around 9:30

RapBoat

Send pics

ew

You lost so you gotta drop the pics

αmy

20 years in federal :)

OH NO

I HAVE YOUR HUG READY

BEND OVER

Anonymous

I'm sorry..

It's alright<3

(i won the case btw)

Anybody wanna hear a freestyle??

I’m giving mad love, I'm snugglin hugs, strugglin thugs

Smugglin drugs, jugglin jobs, guzzlin jugs

Like girl shake those jugs

The Unknown King of Moderation

NOOOOOOOOO

shush

youre whiny

madiii come back

We travel in packs unravelin facts

And gravel in cracks to find babblin raps, gafflin tracks

BlessedBrian

I fuqqed amys mom. Guilty. Just like the rest of the football team

Amys dad fuqqed her mom. Not guilty. He was down the docks sucking off sailors.

BlessedBrian

Amys dad fuqqed her mom. Not guilty. He was down the docks sucking off sailors.

based dad

i wonder if sailor dick is salty

Who the fuck is RapHost?

αmy

i wonder if sailor dick is salty

Ask ur dad to take u to the docks so u can find out.

We gonna sip barcardi like

And you know we don’t give a fuck it’s not your birthday

RapBoat, don't let me roast you.

That's why your mom abandoned you and adopt me because I'm better than you.

The site is the site of deadest.

real

Almost 8 years since this site was created.

It's very interesting that Matt the development of worstjokesever.com join this site in 2021, but the site was made it in 2016. So I think it means that Matt was an anonymous for making this site.

probabaly

its always dead

HEKP

and?

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

SINGULAR RESPONSES ASS HOE

ok

girl that doesnt even make sense 💀

no it doesnt

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𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

meat rider smh

loud incorrect buzzer

Shit I didn't meant to delete it.

10InchesDeepIntoYourMother 🔛🔝 🔥🔥🔥

Matt is a time traveler

To be honest, I want to meet Matt very bad.

Anybody up for a RAP BATTLE?????

RapBoat

Anybody up for a RAP BATTLE?????

shut up bruh

RapBoat

Anybody up for a RAP BATTLE?????

Yeah I'm down.

Motherfucker you talk like that dagger retard

Are you autistic or something?

Bro writes his WJE chat sentences with perfect grammar

RapBoat

Motherfucker you talk like that dagger retard

The fuck? You're being a shit to Dagger now?

Hasn’t dagger been gone for like months?? Lmao

nah for like 2 weeks

I've known Dagger when I came this site.

Well everyone hates dagger now lmao so it doesn’t matter

i literally hated that guy

HE WAS EVRYONES OPP FOR NO REASON

RapBoat

Well everyone hates dagger now lmao so it doesn’t matter

N***a what the fuck are you talking about. Dagger is a king of WJE.

What does green fn mean

Dagger is like 5’6 lmfao

Dagger isn’t a goat bro, his face just looks like one

ok

Anonymous

I have a large deck

But you're girl. ☠️

Baby AG3.O

But you're girl. ☠️

I have big deck

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

BIGGER THAN YOURS HOE

BE SO FR MY SHIT IS 13.5

hii amyy

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

GET YOUR MEXICAN ASS CARTEL ASS HANDS OFF ME

I WILL FUCK UR BUTT HOKE

RapBoat

Dagger isn’t a goat bro, his face just looks like one

no

Can we banned that RapBoat dude. He's being a shithead for no reason. Because "rap" stuff.

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ure annoying

xin

hii amyy

hii

RapBoat

Wtf did i do???

You know.

You guys are just salty because i’m a better rapper than ALL OF YOU GUYS combined

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

I DONT WANT THE BORDER PATROL ON MY ASS

Buddy you brought up the cartel and the border patrol in the same sentence, pick one Hispanic issue 😭😭

RapBoat

You guys are just salty because i’m a better rapper than ALL OF YOU GUYS combined

Not me lol

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

TILL YOU FART

smh where’s my hug at

αmy

smh where’s my hug at

Guess who!

Ngl i think NATALIE and DONUTDRAWER should have a massive RAP BATTLE!!!!!!!!

Anonymous

Guess who!

daddy?

RapBoat

You guys are just salty because i’m a better rapper than ALL OF YOU GUYS combined

Nobody gives a fucking damn that you're a better rapper. Because guess what? NOBODY ASKED YOU.

RapBoat

Guess who’s back

daddy???

BUDYD ITS SLIM SHADY NOT RAPBOAT

10InchesDeepIntoYourMother 🔛🔝 🔥🔥🔥

Friendly fire will not be tolerated

Lmao.

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

BEASTIALITY

smh where’s my HUG AT

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

BEASTIALITY

WHERE DID THAT COME FROM

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

ill bend over dont worry lil bro

lil bro

I’m beginning to feel like a Rap boat, rap boat

smh im not a lesbian

only for you bbg

i only swing gay for madi

and zendaya

I BROKE HIS BACK??!?? 🙀

Yeahhh Did yk he has a 12 inches tooo ;)

BUT MINES ONLY SEVEN?! 😰😡

You still pissed that his dick is longer than urs?

UH..FUCK YOU 🤬

He showed meee 🥰

Things have changed a lot since he bent down 🙄

That’s for sure 🤭

I’m gonna stick it inside of HIS BOOTY HOLE, RIGHT NOW 😈😈

ILL FUCK YOUR BUTT 🥵

IM GONNA GO SO ROUGH THAT YOU WILL FART 💨

AND MAYBE EVEN SHART 🫣

IM GOING TO CUM 🤑🤑

I’LL THRUST SO HARD THAT YOUR BUTT WILL JIGGLE 😫😫

I will take all your PICKLEEEEEEE 🗣🗣🗣‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Anonymous

I BROKE HIS BACK??!?? 🙀

Yeahhh Did yk he has a 12 inches tooo ;)

BUT MINES ONLY SEVEN?! 😰😡

You still pissed that his dick is longer than urs?

UH..FUCK YOU 🤬

He showed meee 🥰

Things have changed a lot since he bent down 🙄

That’s for sure 🤭

I’m gonna stick it inside of HIS BOOTY HOLE, RIGHT NOW 😈😈

ILL FUCK YOUR BUTT 🥵

IM GONNA GO SO ROUGH THAT YOU WILL FART 💨

AND MAYBE EVEN SHART 🫣

IM GOING TO CUM 🤑🤑

I’LL THRUST SO HARD THAT YOUR BUTT WILL JIGGLE 😫😫

I will take all your PICKLEEEEEEE 🗣🗣🗣‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

See, fart kink

10InchesDeepIntoYourMother 🔛🔝 🔥🔥🔥

See, fart kink

😨🔫

Dude are you 10 or something?

RapBoat

Dude are you 10 or something?

If you look in my bio it’ll tell ya!

You’re supposed to say “10 inches deep in your mother” dumbass

RapBoat

You’re supposed to say “10 inches deep in your mother” dumbass

LMFAO

That was the perfect opportunity and you let it slip

my sister is retarded

10InchesDeepIntoYourMother 🔛🔝 🔥🔥🔥

Ur sis and my lil bro can be besties

for real

Looks like you’ve created a monster

αmy
Image

This shit is on Discord or something.

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

HCUSIUC

don’t worry i’ll give you the heimlich maneuver ;)

people choking on food is sexy

Cause when it comes to ass bitch, i get behind like the heimlich

Insert cash, or select payment.

So many side chicks, can’t decide which to fuck with, and which I ditch

Cause I can’t understand a word you say

Use pin pad to complete transaction.

okay byee

And I won’t stop even when my hair turns gray

Thank you for shopping at Walmart

(i’m quoting Tone Deaf)

RapBoat

Fuck off Hater

Fuck off n***a.

Your bro was probably watching skibidi toilet

10InchesDeepIntoYourMother 🔛🔝 🔥🔥🔥

🖕🍑😫

💀...

Well it looks like he’s on the right track if he’s watching RAP

RapBoat

🫵🍑

I bet you can put your finger on your ass for more than 10 seconds.

I can do more than a finger

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Is having a large butthole gay??

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I’ll fuck ur Butt hole

Anonymous

I’ll fuck ur Butt hole

But I don't have one.

If having a large asshole is gay then I guess this chat is zesty as hell

Baby AG3.O

But I don't have one.

Wherever there’s a hole, there’s a goal

Because this chat has YOU!!!!

10InchesDeepIntoYourMother 🔛🔝 🔥🔥🔥

Where do you shit out of? Your mouth?

Ok I was joking.

How deep is your asshole?

RapBoat

How deep is your asshole?

Don't know.

Stop asking me weird ass questions.

Stick a phallic shaped object in and see how far it goes

The farther it goes, the gayer your ass is

RapBoat

The farther it goes, the gayer your ass is

I rather not.

This site is a full of gay people now.

How bout we RAP IT OUT????🔥🔥🔥

RapBoat

How bout we RAP IT OUT????🔥🔥🔥

Bet.

Alright spit some bars then

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I GOT A NINE PACK 🗣🗣🗣‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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Ohhh ur so getting banned lil bro

IDIYM you better be black bro

Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who? My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what? My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady

Hi, my name is, what? (Excuse me) My name is, who? My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady (Can I have the attention of the class for one second?) Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what? My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface, he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's chokin', how? Everybody's jokin' now The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow Snap back to reality, ope, there goes gravity Ope, there goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad But he won't give up that easy, no, he won't have it He knows his whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter He's dope, he knows that, but he's broke, he's so stagnant He knows when he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again, yo, this old rhapsody Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him

You know what I can say a lot of N-words than DD.

A black person gave me the pass

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Hi! This is natalie. And the thing I LOVE about the honey pepper-pimento spicy chicken sandwich is the spiciness of the jalapeños..No, it’s the crispy chicken. Actually, it’s the entire sandwich. Order the honey pepper pimento spicy chicken sandwich on the Chick-fil-a app today! Real guests pay for their testimonials.

Anonymous

Hi! This is natalie. And the thing I LOVE about the honey pepper-pimento spicy chicken sandwich is the spiciness of the jalapeños..No, it’s the crispy chicken. Actually, it’s the entire sandwich. Order the honey pepper pimento spicy chicken sandwich on the Chick-fil-a app today! Real guests pay for their testimonials.

I thought that was a fake acc

Anonymous

Hi! This is natalie. And the thing I LOVE about the honey pepper-pimento spicy chicken sandwich is the spiciness of the jalapeños..No, it’s the crispy chicken. Actually, it’s the entire sandwich. Order the honey pepper pimento spicy chicken sandwich on the Chick-fil-a app today! Real guests pay for their testimonials.

Guys she thought jalapeños was spelled with an H

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WHY ARE YOU EXPOSING LIL BRO

Jake how did you escape the ban?

Please tell me I’m not the only one who is gonna watch Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire on March 29

I got my first follower, and who just follow me?

10InchesDeepIntoYourMother 🔛🔝 🔥🔥🔥

I will

YAYAYAYAYA

bruh ALASTOR I so o bad at replying on doc

This site should be named "deadsiteever.com".

Anonymous

bruh ALASTOR I so o bad at replying on doc

shit I said alator in caps tm it autocorrects to that

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10InchesDeepIntoYourMother 🔛🔝 🔥🔥🔥

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