Arraignment Statements

BRO FLAPPY IS SAHS WITNESS

I NEED TO PISS

FLAPPY AND SAH WHERE HANGING OUT AL NIGHT FROM 5PM TO THE NEXT MORNING

SAH COULDNT HAVE KILLED ANYONE

guys shut up

wait

(idk where Flappy is)

Arraignment

Yes?

I WILL PISS ON THE FUCKING JUDGE

YOU’RE NOT A WITNESS AMY YOU’RE THE JUDGE

sah, state if you are guilty or not

AMY IS THE LAWYER NOT THE JUDGE

i’m the opposing counsel

AMY HAS BEEN THE JUDGE FOR THE PAST 30 MINNNNUUUUUUTTTTTEEEESSSSS

no

JAKE IS THE JUDGE, I wouldn’t piss on Amy, that’d be gay

o

anyway

sah

Jake is here?????

I'm not, because I didn’t kill anyone. How can I kill someone, while hanging out with flapöy?

so you claim not guiltu

okay

moving on to

pretrial motions

*subtly get up and goes to the bathroom*

any motions?

*CALLS SECURITY to catch wade*

BY THE WAY I HAVE TO GO IN 2 MINUTES SO YA SAH BASICALLY DIDNT MURDER ANYONE AFAIK👍

no motions?

I NEED TO PISS FUCK

HL YEAH

ORDER IN THE MOTHERFUCKING COURT

i DEFINITELY watched sah kill WADE out of my mansion window

okay, moving on to jury selection

JAKE I NEED A PISS BREAK, OR I WILL PISS ON YOU

I am jury

we’ve covered that

On second thought, I need to shit

moving on to

opposing statements

Wait, I’m dead? Oh shit I’m a ghost

hell nah

lawyers, present your statements

SAH did not kill wades brother.

NOOO

wornghting

My client it not guilty.

Sah DID kill wade’s brother

I SAW IT HAPPEN

SHE KILLED TOAST, CAN CONFIRM

Wade, brother of Toast, claims that Sah killed Toast.

charlie, your statment

SAH was with Flappy from 5pm last night till the morning, they didn't go outside anywhere they where inside the house the house the entire night.

its not possible for her to be two places at once.

ALSO

FLAPPY ISN’T IN THIS BROOOOOOOO

how could rap see form that for out his window?

BYEEEEEE

ORDER ORDER GAVEL

Because my window has a view of the alleyway where SAH killed WADE’S BROTHER

Charges of First Degree Murder as outlined in Article 45.

GAVEL GAVEL GAVEL

BANG BANG BANG

*starts playing flappy bird on phone with the volume cranked up*

👨‍⚖️

Presentation of evidence is commencing

BYEBYEEE

May I speak?

I call RapBoat to the stand

Nvm

ALRIGHT BET

Rapboat

CHECK OUT ALL THIS EVIDENCE

Amy is the only one here who actually knows how a court works

*silently pisses self*

Do you swear to tell the whole truth, and only the truth?

ANY ARE YOU THE DEFENDANT?

Yessirrrrrrr

place your hand on the bible

no, sah is

dummy

OKAY

*does what amy says to get these semantics over with and done*

And I’m the plaintiff!

IF YOU’RE THE OPPOSING COUNSEL THEN YOU DON’T GET TO DO THE OATH

(I actually need to piss brb)

as my witness states, around 8-10 am on Saturday, June 18, RapBoat witnessed Sah take a knife to the throat of Toast

(Oke)

shhh

charlie, you may cross-examine RapBoay

Yes you may

Okay.

SAh was at Flappy's house from 5pm to the morning going over at June 18thand never left her house.

you’ll be filed for disruption of court

May I also ask a question your honor?

No he wont

your witness?

Yes you may, may

She’s not “YOUR HONOR” dumbass she’s the opposing lawyer

she left a few mins ago dude I'm strugglin

please call your witness to the stand

(just say the words for her)

It was dark out, between those times. how could he have seen from out his window a murder and the person?

Do you swear to tell the whole truth and the truth only?

She said yes

I fuqqed amys mom. Guilty. Just like the rest of the football team

what is her statement?

Because

tell me once you’re done so i can cross-examine her

Because of the moonlight

And the street lights

Flappy went over ot her house at 5pm on June 18th and stayed there the entire night leaving around 10am in the morning

you don’t answer, RapBoat does

Jake is literally the judge so if he’s on my side then i already won

your honor, may I ask another questions to Mays witness?

Amy's*

yes, but my witness saw Sah hold the knife at 8-10 am, a full 9-7 hours before this meeting

more than enough time to hide the evidence, and resume normal activity

What’s the issue again?

not the judge

I was playing clash of clans

shit I read pm not am

bro

Ah, oke, I'm sorry

okay,

jury

Meymey..

Yes?

convene

and reach your verdict

CHEXY

Can we talk

Chexey please testify for me

guilty as charged, or not guilty

ghats the law

ikk

(I will be right back)

TYSM though Amy for a case <3

Sure, on insta?

Mhm

ofc <3

YAAAAYYYYYYY i won so i get a gold star

BREUH

AMY LITTERLAY WON

i provided sufficient evidence

SHE HAD EVICENVE

What's happening, I'm confused rn

Bet

and a witness

BRO YOU LITERALLY ACCEPTED DEFEAT

i won the case

yes you did bbg <3

but charlie made a good lawyer

<334

So I'm going to jail

oh wow yea I think I got messed up w/ rapboat

ok yea guilty ig thenm

I'm sorry..

if i ever murder someone, im making sure charlie’s my lawyer

😇

Awhh

Ilysm Amy

20 years in federal :)

ANYWAYS I gtg y'all I'm in the shower so

byebeybe

teehee <3

BYE

I'll be on soon around 9:30

Send pics

byebyebye

ew

NO

You lost so you gotta drop the pics

OH NO

YOOO

WSG

MB IM LATE

THEY CLOSED IN AND OUT

AND I NEEDED MY FRIES

ANYWAYS WHAT I MISS

I HAVE YOUR HUG READY

BEND OVER

It's alright<3

(i won the case btw)

Anybody wanna hear a freestyle??

no

I’m giving mad love, I'm snugglin hugs, strugglin thugs

Smugglin drugs, jugglin jobs, guzzlin jugs

NOOOOOOOOO

Like girl shake those jugs

shush

youre whiny

madiii come back

plz

We travel in packs unravelin facts

And gravel in cracks to find babblin raps, gafflin tracks

fuck me daddy

i wonder if sailor dick is salty

I made a cumback

Ha ha I gotta twin.

Who the fuck is RapHost?

Go shawty

It’s your birthday

We gonna party like

It’s your birthday

Ask ur dad to take u to the docks so u can find out.

We gonna sip barcardi like

It’s your birthday

And you know we don’t give a fuck it’s not your birthday

RapBoat, don't let me roast you.

That's why your mom abandoned you and adopt me because I'm better than you.

Dead chat.

fr

mb g

wsg

tough crowd

The site is the site of deadest.

fr

afk

womp womp

real

Almost 8 years since this site was created.

LMFAO

It's very interesting that Matt the development of worstjokesever.com join this site in 2021, but the site was made it in 2016. So I think it means that Matt was an anonymous for making this site.

probabaly

most likely

Matt should've name this site "deadsiteever.com" instead of "worstjokesever.com".

fr

4th time this site is dead.

its always dead

LIKE Y SOUL

CAUSE ONIGHT WILL BE THE NIGHT I WILL FALLL FOR UUUUU

OVERRRR AGAINNN DNT MAKE CHANGE MY MIDNDNDN

HEKP

XINNY

SMH SMH

I HEARD U WERE TALKIN SHIT BITCH

and?

SMH SO YOU CAN SAY IT TO OTEHR PPL BUT NOT MY FACE?

SMH SMH

AND?

ALL U GOT TO SAY HUH?

ITS GIVING

SINGULAR RESPONSES ASS HOE

Matt is a time traveler

OK STANDS FOR = ON KOCAINE

no it doesnt

..

meat rider smh

Wrong timing?

YES BITCH

loud incorrect buzzer

Shit I didn't meant to delete it.

Yoooo wsg

To be honest, I want to meet Matt very bad.

Anybody up for a RAP BATTLE?????

Go away.

shut up bruh

Yeah I'm down.

Motherfucker you talk like that dagger retard

SIKE!

Are you autistic or something?

?

Bro writes his WJE chat sentences with perfect grammar

The fuck? You're being a shit to Dagger now?

What a dumbass.

lol

Hasn’t dagger been gone for like months?? Lmao

nah for like 2 weeks

I've known Dagger when I came this site.

girl only thing that you buzz is that buzz light beer

lol

Well everyone hates dagger now lmao so it doesn’t matter

DAGGER

IS

LOWKEY

ANNOYNG

LIKE BRO CALLED ME ANNOYING

i literally hated that guy

HE WAS EVRYONES OPP FOR NO REASON

N***a what the fuck are you talking about. Dagger is a king of WJE.

What does green fn mean

BUDDY YOUR OUT HERE ALL "ohhh im so nice n irl i just dont like u guys" LIKE BITCH BE SO FR

But he's the Goat.

Dagger is like 5’6 lmfao

BRO THOUGHT HE WAS THE ALPHA MALE

HAHAHAAHAH

maybe thats why hes mean

Dagger isn’t a goat bro, his face just looks like one

he gottaq small dick so he gotta project fr

I have a large deck

ok

its dick you DUMBASS

MINES 13 INCHES

But you're girl. ☠️

BIGGER THAN YOURS HOE

DICK SLINGING

I have big deck

😭

BE SO FR MY SHIT IS 13.5

I WILL TOUCH U.

BITCH U SAID 12

hello

CAP

hii amyy

Ihohihihiih

no

I DONT WANT THE BORDER PATROL ON MY ASS

WAIT GUYS

Can we banned that RapBoat dude. He's being a shithead for no reason. Because "rap" stuff.

Wtf did i do???

ure annoying

hii

You know.

TILL YOU FART

You guys are just salty because i’m a better rapper than ALL OF YOU GUYS combined

Buddy you brought up the cartel and the border patrol in the same sentence, pick one Hispanic issue 😭😭

Not me lol

smh where’s my hug at

😒

Guess who!

Ngl i think NATALIE and DONUTDRAWER should have a massive RAP BATTLE!!!!!!!!

Guess who’s back

Nobody gives a fucking damn that you're a better rapper. Because guess what? NOBODY ASKED YOU.

Back again

Rapboat’s back

Shadys back

Tell a friend

daddy???

Tell a friend

Friendly fire will not be tolerated

BEASTIALITY

Tf

BUDYD ITS SLIM SHADY NOT RAPBOAT

Lmao.