Another Win

i got no words bruv

HAHA

YEAH

get life

touch grass

THATS WHAT ITS LIKE TO LOOSE TO A GIRL

YOU FIRST

AHHHHH YOU MAD

nuh uh u guys always type to ur bf's when they broke up wit u

u type so fast on snapchat tik tok twitter insta and yt so much huh?

i touch grass

i touch balls

i touch myself

and i breathe ait

SHIT

air

so

yea

touch

grass

monke

goofy ahh

huh

What

Yeah if you don't touch feets balls on a regular basis there's something wrong woth you

Whats

fax

What going nn

Imma go off

excuse me

oh we're having e sex

Cnfud

Coool

toast are you sleep deprived too

Don't I'll touch you kn a regular basis as well

Hey guys

wonderful

my house is burning

good

im dying

help

Lll

i set it on fire

Olo

pathetic smh

bruv

STOP PROJECTING

my pp is burning off

HELP

Hyy dnt

BURN OFF

my projector broke a week ago

BURN IT

What pp?

BURN IT!

my 1 millimeter defeater 😭😭😭

i need to order a new one

it's burning

DAMN.

which one you guys reccommend

Hey guys

guess whos back

it burning off

back again

my pp

Imma go

the smack my ass one

Cyas gn

scholars back

tell a friend

dat was not 20 min bruv

gues whos back x8

What friends?

pfft

ive created a monster

ok i'mma leave for a bit

bye

cause nobody wants to see kristian no more

Same

Buy bue

they wan scholar

BRO ITS 1 25 AM

bye

I wanna see your butt

its 8 25 pm

Love you gn

for me

some guys to a massive stinky fart in my eyes and i got pink eye

took a*

im chopped liver

well if you want scholar dis is what ill give ya

aa little bit of something to read

some stories

Give. Me your ft cck

thatll jumpstart my brai

quicker than a fuck in the ass by feetlus when im not cooperating

W O else gere

when im jerking his dick when ca is failing

car

cause im back i blew out my back and ovulating

real

yo

hol up

it was actually shit cuming out of his ass

not a boner

what if we started rap group

and my name was scholar

heck ya bruv

jake

is going to do all the instrumentals

its gonna be late 90s and early 2000s style

kinda gay but ok

like d12 and eminem and dr dre and biddie smalls and 50 cent

biggie

swifty mcveigh

our rap name should be lil poopy

NO IM SCHOLAR

im lil poopy

LIL IS FOR MODER RAP DEGENERATES

Insee the plo

modern

Whew pp pepl

big poopy?

close enough

guys i found jake

i finaly found his face reveal

FRRRR

yummy veins

i could never make fun of you bbg

the fuck

🤤🤤🤤

undertal player dis for u no hate tho

hey gyus

hi leo

im back

nuh uh

penis!

sry i dipped i went out for some breakfast

its 8 36 pm...

not for me

what time for u

its 10 am

dayum

it's 2:36 (i liv in antartica)

PM

fun

i thought you lived in ireland

sup

hi amy

yes

hi amy

hi kris

amy wanna join our rap group?

man that was a nice shower

fuck yes

do u use hot water or cold

right im scholar feet is big poopy

for sum reason i hav dis

burning hot

and then freezing cold

w take

your sposed to do hot but then switch to cold when your about o get out

l take

i start out with really hot

and then i end with cold

it keeps you from getting acne

yeah that's what i do

same

i didn't knose dat

lol wut

my stomach

hurts

so bad

you do now

if you touch your dick after you get out it feels funny

and when you get out you feel refreshed

ok now i GYATT to try dat out

the first time is the best

i want my dick to be refreshed

can't relate

i put icyhot on my pp and it started burning for sum reason

wow i wonder why

fascinating

stop lying

samsies 🤔🤔🤔

fym

i don't have

yes you do you 40 year old pedo

MY TOUNGE HURTS SO BAD BRO

sus

what were you doing with it

my teeth hurt so bad

sus

what were you doing with them

i got my brace adjusted and they put metal hooks in betewwn my teeth

does this mean i can't kidnap you in my basement now

HAD AN ICE CUBE IN MY MOUTH AND IT GOT STUCK TO MY TOUNGE AND RIPPED OFF TASTE BUDS AND NOW MY TOUNGE FEELS WEIRDLY SOFT

in case they needa put a metal contraption

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

GOT O A DOCTOR

no just

stick it to the roof

of your mouth

u should suck sum body's pp and see how they liek it

also another life tip

and that's my cue

cya

vagina!

if you need to sneeze

and it wont come out

sneeze in your ass

rub your tounge on the roof of your mouth

cya amy

bc I ate blue takis

for some reason it stops the sneeze

ofc u did

no thanks

typical tic tac user

and typical instagram watcher

and snapchat user

those arent even as spicy as original

fax bruv ppl are saying they the same but they aren't

they just lest spict

spicy

i use all 3 of those lol

lies

UNPOPULAR OPINION BLUE TAKIS ARE NASTY

I LOVE SNAP SM

MY STREAKS

LONGEST ONE IS 567

bro snapchat seems so boring

WHATS WRONG W SNAP SMH

UN POPULAR OPINION THE THAI DRAGON TAKIS ARE GOATED AND THEY ARE BARELY SPICY

dafuq u do even do on there

MAYBE IF YOU DONT HAVE ANY FRIENDS

fax bruv

i do

but they post dick pics and that's it

^^^

and they come to my house to try to molest me

ERMMMMMMM

but the homies are da boys

THATS CHILD PORNOGRAPHY AND IS ILLEGAL

SNAP MAP 😍😍😍

not if it's with ur homies

BHAHAHHSBDJA

my cat just knocked somehitng off the wall

ANDREI STILL HAS HIS LOCATION ON FOR ME

SO WHENEVER IM LIKE BOUTA GO SOMEHWERE I ALWAYS CHECK

i just gave eli the town i live in my full name my age my school and my neighborhood

THATS REAL

cause I’m scared that all his homies gonna be there too and none of them have their location on for ANYBODY

who doesnt?

i gave it to you guys

silly me i forgot my school username and password

No idea

yo wade

penis, bbg

Damn which option

you want my school username and password so you can log into skyward and look at my grades?

Oh cool

GigaSteve

yo

gallikri0@mccsc.net

5ZgnJBFm

when you log into skyward dont use the @mccsc.net part

dam

imma email yu

facebook mom ahh image

wut

GUYS IM NOT GONNA CUM FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK

THE LONGEST IVE GONE IS 2 DAYS

hello

based

but but

me

Good luck soldier

sup wade

wait

so dat mean u failled NNN?

yeah

L

L BOZO

i also got in trouble for doing something illegal

im not gonna explain

but i found out edging makes alot cum out

oh

but edging doesnt work anymore

Imagine

it only works in november

NNN was ez bro

i didnt fail november i pre destroyed for december

Smart man

thats why they call me the scholar

my birthday's in novemeber

same

They do

wait really?

yuppers

everybody explodes on yalls birthdays

what day

26th

what do you think the frosting on your cake was made from?

mine is the 3rd

cum

breh 😭😭😭

Belated Happy Birthday feet! Amy reminded us for like 2 weeks till it was her birthday but I had no idea urs was in November too so belated Happy bday!

thx u bruver

YOOO I WAS LITERALLY ON EARTH ON NOVEMBER 3RD

NO WAY

THAT'S CRAZY BRO

Np bruver

WILD I DIDNT SEE YOU

MIENS ON THE 15W

FACTSSS

15TH

OH BASED

november is SLAY

💅💅💅

i hate november 3rd

periodt

why

PERIOD POO

it was the week tressa found out

oh

damn

uh

my b

just be born on a different day its not that hard

Howdy partners, been a while

r u western motherfucker?

my bad g

u faked ur death bruv

he did

but that's not him

I am not, but I am a midwestern motherfucker

hMMmMMMMMMMmmmmm

alr

gud

cus if u were

I WOULD TELL HIM STRAIGHT TO HIS BRISKET SMELLING FACE

amy remember when i made a new acount called amyyyy with your pfp and called myself the n word?

he's no skibidi

no rizz from ohio

no

and no fanum tax

oh

That’d be mighty fucked if I was sir

well

i did

ok

good for you

g u d

i used one of your passes

ok

Wait I remember you

bro passes are weak

U wanted to ride the motorcycle backwards

me?

The girl

o

EW WOMEN

WHERE?

dat's very smart

very smart idea

w idea amy

But I got the vibe she wants talking about a motorcycle

Wasn’t

reverse cowgirl

fax, she mad horny

she was talking about me

no i wasn't

i was talking about him

abc for a picture of my ass

and his motorcycle

If it’s a nice one

in boxer shorts

can i ride your motorcycle

your big

motorcycle

very sturdy

Yippie ki-yay

motorcycle

i hope that's a yes

isaac said i had no ass then a couple months later i layed down on my stomach and he said i was actualy no joke caked up

Sad rodeo clown

GYATT

LEMME SEE DAT PHAT ASS

its gonna be in boxer shorts

Now I kinda wanna see

were still at the friend stage

your at the stranger stage so you get a penis pic

Hell yeah

mines 6.5 when hard

feet how bout urs?

Impressive

not really

im 13 so its like normal

gyattdamn

carter you never told me if i could ride your motorcycle backwards

also why do people say women with a cup of coffee emoji next to people

next to it*

because women ☕

I DONT UNDERSTAND

Try sideways

scholar ☕

heck yes

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

it means women ☕

Buddy, I’ve been asking myself that same exact question..

IM GOING TO MOLEST YOU IN MY BASEMENT IF YOU DONT TELL ME

ok i've decided i should sleep

I think she’d like that

what time is it in cary

now i'm definitely not going to tell you

9:17 but i haven't slept in 26 hours

i wont molest you if you dont tell me

Around 7-8 inches when fully erected

correct! you win a cookie

its 9 18 here

mine

om or am?

i need

it's mine now

we're in the same timezone buddy 😭

no mine

no

dam

i want it

no i do

too bad

carter

It’s big enough for the both of ya

who are you going to give it to

choose one

we could press our tits together and have him fuck them

Sounds like a plan

big brain

That’s why they call you The Scholar ain’t it?

you have them

no

i should take both of you

at the same time fr

I’m down for anything

i should take you to my arena

and make you fight

so i can make money off of human trafficking

Now that..that’s hot

i'm tired

so i'm going to sleep

why havent you slept

goodnight guys

nigh

<3

night

Goodnight Amy

dunno

i just couldn't

bye <3

cya ima leave too

Sleep deprived?

yeah