Amy and Jake's Wedding

eyy

Take you seats rn

hey

im in school rn

K

jake you here?

nice

AMY??

....

Nah it’s tomorrow now

Amy’s got stuff going on.

wait hold up

?

theyre fighting

oop

i got time

Tf

lets do this

ok

Damn alr let’s get this show on the fuckin road

yeeeeeeeeeeeee

SIT YALLS ASSES DOWN ACCEPT FOR THE GROOM

Fr

wheres dp

ok

AMY YOU READY

DAMN OK

*Unsits my ass down*

you know it bitch

FUCK YEAH BITCHES

hell yeah

W wedding

Yeahahhhhh

ok (HERE COMES THE BRIDE0

HERE COMES THE MF BRIDE

Bro ya'll are having a wedding

yesss

AMY THATS YOUR QUE

I’m here to see da reckage :)

*walks up*

You are gonna fail lol

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vFTnFErJEu4

*＊✿❀ ❀✿＊*

lol

wtf

YALL BITCHES MAYBE SEATED

yall rlly goin lol

Goddamit

Y’all bitches lmao

flowers 🌹

yems

ok ok chex hand me the ring

rings

🌹🌸💐🌺🌷🌻🥀🌼💮🪷🪻

awwww

Do you have any unpredictable Spanish show

WE ARE HERE TO UNITE IN REJOICE OF THE UNITED OF JAKE AND AMY

*hands u the ring like a professional*

Buuuuuuuu

stfu

💍

FUCK OFF

ok ok say the vows

and then we'll say "i do:

Piss & shit & love forever

i do

Ok your turn

JAKE DO U TAKE AMY TO BE YOUR FUCKING WIFE

You dont

Hell yeah

God no….

TO LOVE HER FOREVER

Hell yeah

BITCH SAY I DO

this is...so beautiful *sobs*

i only have a few mins left bc the school told us to open google classroom

Hell yeah I do

yayyyy we're marriedddddddddd💍

whoop whoop

STFU LET ME FINISH

Yayayyaya

Bro you're in school 💀

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

oh sry

Mb

ye

💀

A-FUCKING-MENNNN

💀

W wedding

*THROWS A FUCKING ROSE AT THE BRIDE AND GROOM*

Fr

Fuck yeah

hell yes

AMY DO YOU TAKE JAKEEYPOO AS YOU HUSBAND TO HAVE AND TO HOLD AND SNAP HIS NECK

lol

You guys need to fucking kiss

oop

oooooof chexx

all of his jakeussy, yes, i do

💐 throw it into the crowd see who’s next

i wanna go home

YOU MAKE KISS THE BIDE

Bro where the frick do you live

Mmm jakeussy

i literally just got told i look dead

japan

why?

*sloppy make out sounds*

*catches*

Wha-

yayyyyyy

yayaya

lmfaooo

married

Bro is an anime character irl

*SLAPS JAKE8 STFU

LMAO

facts

nah

Lmao

heyyy only i get to slap him

AMEN BITCHES YALL ARE MARRIED

JASSYYYY MAKE A CALL

yall look at the window

that was not an innuendo

💀

Yeah only she gets to hit that jakeussy

nvm

BRUHHH

school laptop camera sucks ass

hey evryone

OK WHERE TF IS MY MY CHECK MF"S I NEED MY FUCKING MONEY

This "marriage" is gonna last a week 💀

ok time to eat the entire bee movie script

pay attention in school young lady smh

💰💸💵💶💷💴🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

cant have u slackin

the school didnt start yet

how does one eat the entire bee movie script

alrrr good

we just got back after like meeting shit

Idfk

You just consume it

oop our tchr is her

mmm yes

heree

grab a dvd and go CRUNCH

consume as one

Any of you guys got wine?

are you leaving?

wtf

what tf happened to this chat lmaooo

Any of you guys got wine?

yep i gtg

i got grape juice

WHERE TF IS MY FUCKING MONEY BITCHES

According to all known laws of aviation,

there is no way a bee should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

- Barry? - Adam?

- Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.

Sorry. I'm excited.

Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B's.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

- You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me!

- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye!

Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!

- Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry.

- Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation.

sclass abt to start

Or maybe like a dance floor?

alr chex! Byee

bye cya all

byebye

bye chexxy

I NEED MY FUCKING MONEY

byeeeee

I'll take it

*eats money*

omg for me 🥹

Never thought I'd make it.

Three days grade school, three days high school.

Those were awkward.

Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive.

You did come back different.

- Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.

- Hear about Frankie? - Yeah.

- You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going.

Everybody knows, sting someone, you die.

Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead.

I guess he could have just gotten out of the way.

I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day.

That's why we don't need vacations.

Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances.

- Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are!

- Bee-men. - Amen!

Hallelujah!

Students, faculty, distinguished bees,

please welcome Dean Buzzwell.

Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of...

...9:15.

That concludes our ceremonies.

And begins your career at Honex Industries!

Will we pick ourjob today?

I heard it's just orientation.

Heads up! Here we go.

also mal i found a song that i like that you might not hate 😭😭

based hubby

Yummy yummy

BITCH SPIT OUT MY FUCKING MONEY

in my tummy

ooo

I ALREADY DID

something bout cousins afterwards

*swallows intensely while staring jassy in the eye*

update your bio mf

ooh guys guess what im having for dinner

HERES YOUR FUCKING MONEY BITCH

*eats money*

money? bricks? CARDBOARD?

NOOOOO MY LIFE SAVINGS

ACKKKKKKK THEY R GIVING BACK OUR TEST RESULTS

AHHH CHEXXX

*burps*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

hehheheheheh YOU WILL DIE NOW BITCH

DID YOU DO GOOD

yummy yummy financial ruin

That's too bad, what you gonna do now

LOL

I GOT % ON MATH

yall i have a question

5

my favourite snack

yessss

kay

Sup

sup

on social studies i got 15

science 28

M HAVING PIZA:3

...?

so ik its yalls wedding but where tf is the weed up in this bitch

LUCKY

Fr

OMG MY FAV

🍁🍁🍁🍁

on japanese 10 lol

Red weed

check the back

real

Special kind

askin the real questions here

oh I have carts I can drop them off

and on english 72

cherry flavoured?

Yeah

slay

Yum yum

yum

Let’s light this shit up

chats movin so fast rn

in my tum tum

yasss now you're talkin

aaaaaaaaa

🥴🥴🥴

That sound fucking amazing

i dont like cherry

FIREEEE IN THE HOLEEEEE

*high fives jake* thts what im talking abt

WOOOOO

chexxx you gotta focus in schoolll

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

yusss

cant have us distracting uu

burn it up, hubby

ahhhhhh i love the cherryyy

🔥🍁💨

* GETS HIGH AF OFF OF CHERRY WEED

they didnt tell us to shut our chromeboij yet

(bcoms a high mf)

now thats a sentence i never thought id say

Best shit to ever exist

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬

ahh okayokay

ong

yall i wanna go home and talk with yall

BLUNTS FOR EVERYONE

frrrrrr

yess

yesssssss

HELL YEA

yall wanna see the dude who likes me?

WOOOOOO

FUCK YEAHHHHH

YES

lets get the afterparty STARTED

PARTAYY

yooo ur night is my early

🍾🥂🍻🍷🍺🥃🍸🍹

oop

mayb i can talk to u thenn

ALCOHOL TOO WOOHOOO

YESSSSSSSS

for me 🥹

YEAHH

DRUGS + ALCOHOL = AWESOME

🍷🍾🥂🍺🍹🍻🥃

based husband

A-FUCKING-MEN

*CHUGS A BOTTLE OF VODKA* yeah bitches

hes doing smth doe

🚗🚗🚗🚗 WHO’S READY TO GO DRIVING

MATH IS AMAZING

DAMN GIVE ME SOME OF THAT

bahahaha

*inhales alcohol*

LET'S HIT SOME CHILDREN

FUCK YEAH

WHOOP WHOO{

BONUS POINTSSSSSSS

SPEED BUMP!

+10 for the grandma

LETS FUCKING GO BITCHES

YEAHHH

YEAHHHHHHH

its the fact that the priest is getting drunk and high af

*injects it into my brain*

YEAHHHHH

🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴

my wedding, my rules

LETS GO

YEAAAA

bye yall

WHOOP

ttyl

👶👶👶🚗

BYE CHEXY

bye chexxy

*does the wap ontop of sombodys car*

Vroom vroom

BYE CHEXXXX

byeee

have a good time at school

MAKE SURE YOU HIT SOME CHILDREN

take care yalll

THIS PARTY IS HELLA 🔥

ipl miss u bbg 🥵🥵

AYYYYYY

time to sleep

goes the speed machine

NOO CHEX PAY ATTENTION

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 YEAH

Yeahhhhhhhh

HELL YEA

hhhhhhhhhhhaey

KACHOWW MF

*GETS A BB GUN AND SHOOTS SOME KID IN THE ASS*

ONG

I AM MUTHAFUCKIN SPEEED

OH YEAH

BULLSEYE

Oop-

"MOMMA MY ASS HURTS"

LAME YOU GOTTA GET THE EYE

BLAME YOUR UNCLE

BUT LETS GOOOOOO MFS

YEA

"MOMMA IM BLINDDD"

😩🔫

💦💦💦

uh well my parents stopped, so bye. see y'all later, maybe. love you guys <3

*SHOOTS A KID IN THE BALLS AND THE EYES*

Bye bbg

byeee

🍆🔫

bye jakeypoo <3

that felt cringy

whatever

it was

bye

byeee

jake i have a question

Sup

is this just role play or where you being serious abt marrying amy?

Idek at this point

Yea

agreed

This is what happens when the weed takes over

Fr

hehhehe

I offered carts but no one took them

I’m high outta my mind

y'all it was a joke 😭

same bro

i would never say that irl

oop

the jakeypoo thing

ok bye fr now my parents are coming te

l

jas

Byeeeee

bye

bye

yes?

can u make a call

nvm

ok

jake u there my boi?

lmaoo everyone just left

ong

hey mads

howre youu

tired

you?

a bit bored im ngl

Ah do you wanna hear that song

its not rap i promise

okay

you probably wont like it anyway, cause ur allergic to good music 🙄🙄

bhahas

naw bro you j don't know good music 💀

https://spotify.link/q7DQlEHRmDb

the link won't work

nahh i know good music, i dont know "good" music

js copy/paste it

i did

fuck

:(((

look up ah

st tropez

in spotify

kay

this?

flapppyyyy

NOOOooo

sorrysorry

by j cole

ugh yk that feeling in your stomach

that youre like nervous

i have that rn an idk whyy

interesting

it's next in my queue

bet bet

what you listening to rn??

it's over now but i was listening to Disenchanted by my chemical romance

this music is weird

interesting.

oh shit the period

yall we changed seats

now he sits next to me

CHEX PAY ATTENTION OMG

😭

that good or badd?

nooooo chrxxxx

he talked to me lol

oooooooOooooooo

aaaa whatd he say

thats him standing in front lol i cant take pic properly

okay but its not BAD

he asked me if its my first time

sitting here like 2nd to the last

not BAD but still bad

I’m the topic of boys this is mine ❤️❤️

fuck offff

*on

were planing abt the school trip

LLLL

ill be gone for 3 days

ooo

u guys wanna see?

yess

tf you mean l? aint my fault you have bad taste

yeah sureee

he’s a cutie

naw it's your taste that's bad

ooooo

seeeees

he’s adorable

if you want i cn show u the guy i like too omg

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

hes cute

omg now i wonder if i have a good pic of liam

ur so cutee

ISNT HE CUTEEEEE

like adorable fr

ty

^^

my ex is ugly he said

but idc

its just because you dont get the artistic storyline of that album