Alastor

are your friends okay?!

no

Yes?

r yall good?? lol

1 sec

okkok

All ass store

charlie

mm?

you wish

GUYSSY

IMA GET MARRIED IN

3,760 days

to who?! I better be a bridesmaid

TEXASN GUY

whatever u say

ofcccc wait so then r u moving to texas?!?!

we both are going to moveto canada

Haha

hi

GUYS

IN 3,760 DAYS IMA GET MARRIED

hiii -3

=3

MAY 23RD 2034

you already have the day?!?!

YES

char

damn well everything is bigger in texas

mmm

char

Hm?

hm?

So Jake is a pedophile? Can't say I'm surprised there.

i go to ur school btw figure out who i am

Yall my tummy hurtssss

im gonna dieee

V-rah

So now, are you guys surprised Jake is a pedo?

When I found out I was like: "No surprise there".

its zmiaahh

how did u find out

what is ur proof

In fact it was only a matter of time before WJE got wise

what is ur PROOF

Jake said inappropriate things to 9 year old children on old posts

proof?

Go look

GO GO GO

I dont know what post ur talking abt tho

izah?

On old posts in community from 2023

charlie meat me after school and you will see

link pls

He was grooming the community within just 5 days

bet, where?

yeh thats rlly old and thats a whole years worth of post

wherein he would rape the children and consume their flesh just like my fahdur

yeh thats rlly old and thats a whole years worth of posts

where u talk to to mia

near quinns locker?

actully ur locker

Jake goes to old pools and holds his breath.

Ultraman!

Spacium Beam!

when someone goes to swim, he attacks.

Zoffy!

M78 ray!

Ultraman Jack!

Also Sapcium beam

or outside near the door?

Ultraman Ace!

Metalium beam!

SHIT I FORGOT

so you know the myth that dolphins and whales rape peopel, it's actually jake

Ultraseven (the best ultra brother actually

Emerium beam!

Ultraman Taro

meat by the doors outside

Colorium beam!!

bet

wheres my jakey valentine <3

The six Ultra brothers have defeated the troll acc

Jake is in the old poolhouse waiting for children to swim by

u seriously dont know who i am

nah im textin sum1

nd irdc

As a pedophile myself, I support his decision, though.

=O

well why do u want to meat then

How did u survive

the six Ultrabrothers unleashed an all out attack

THE LGBTQ (G stands for groomer) community is based

cause i have no life

r u dhamer

When I come back home my parents ask me why I'm limping

That's true I'm Dahmer's rapebaby

How did you know

wsg guys

hahahahahh

noo but like

Who are u 0-0

COSMOOOO

hi soopy

Hiii =3 hru?

youll find out soon

Tis a mystery *British chortle*

pokie

okie*

Tis is..

im not a pedo in the pedo book

gtg bye cya after school charlie

cya

Did u see cosmo that the six Ultra brothers destroyed it

hi wade

WADE

WADEEEEE

>

?

WADE DO U LIKE HAZBIN HOTEL THIS IS IMPORTANT

...

Eh it’s ok

do u like the character alastor?

hi

hi rhino

Lucifer

Also Cosmo, if u were to put a large object inbetween to Colliding supermassive black holes, how destroyed would the object be

hey cosmo

also would the object have any hopes of escaping n if so how would it do so?

how far would the blackholes be apart

Soop what is this abt?

They like, collide on the object

It's not him

i checked ip addy

Alastor is sum1 else

I’m confuzzled

me too

Hiii rhino =3

heyyy soop

hru?

im pretty good

hbu

.

Im bad

Yeh , I gone

I have a tummyache n its rlly icky

oh damn

Finally.

lmao

Wade?

No

MALLLRD

Wadeeeeee

This is Wade ^

Hi Ethan

Sup, wade wya

FLAPPY

HIHIHI

WADE YA JACKASS TF U AT?

oh my gos

gosh

Fuck gtg

he left bc I scared him

IM HUNGRYYYY AND THE STUPID FUCKING LITTLE WINDSTORM STOPPWD SO I STILL HAVE TO GO TO PRACTICE LATER SMH

Totally wasn’t lurking silently letting you scream into the abyss…

lmao

NOOOO

Can confirm

sad times

and i have to do so much

Wade what is ur favorite Godzilla moment?

aw man i really should be taking notes rn

i don't wanna

lmao

When he slid across the floor using his tail

😞

Wait have u seen Godzilla vs Gigan rex or Godzilla vs Megalon 2023?

the short films they made?

Nop

oh

💔⛓🖤

watch Gigan rex first n then megalon they're both rlly

good

just turn caption on

they're both on youtube

Troll romance!?

Also I think ur gonna rlly like the Megalon one (but its imperative u watch the gigan one first or else it wont make sense)

NUH UH

YES

NUH UH.

😔

I rlly like that scene genuinely, like Ik its rlly goofy, but its just like Godzilla using his atomic breath to drill into the hollow earth where its insane n silly but i rlly liked it

OH BRB

TROLL ROMANCE?

TROLLL ROMMMANCE

TROLL ROMANCE

LOOKIE TROLL ROMANCE

♥️♠️♦️♣️

NUH U H

STOP

NO

GET THE CHART

GET THE CHART JAKE

GET THE 20 PARAGRAPH LONG EXPLANATION

NONONONONONO

YEYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYE

STOPIT

YOU MEANIE BUTT

YEEEERRRRRRRRR

BURNT CEREAL BOWL

SALTY SALSA

YEEEEEEERRRRRRR

TORTILLA CHIP

JAKE GET DA CHURT

WALMART BAG

LOOKIN ASS

fghjkl;'

JEEEEEEKEEEE GEEEET DUUUUURR CHURRRRRT

wadeypoo

NUH

UH

pluh

Krisssy

pluhhhhh

pluuuuhhh

pluuuuuuuuuuuhhh

oh

Im dyinnngggg im in so muh pain im gonna explode releasing enormous amounts of radiation, vaporizing the earths surface and atmosphere

Whered Jake go?

oh

cute

JAKE COME BACK OR UR GAY

HE IS GAY THOUGH

HES ABOUT TO CONFIRM IT

DAMN

i love another walter.

JAKE IF YOU DONT COME BACK MADI IS A MAN

OH.

OH NO.

OH DEAR GOD.

frghjygfjyf

y

g

g'

'

gy'

j

Burrrrrrd

person walked by

dfg

We're not even close yet

^^^^

bahahahs

i think jake died

GUYS MADI IS A MAN

JAKE DIDNT CUM BACK

OH NO

are you just figuring this out?

IM DOING MATH

IM STRUGGLING

HOLY SHIT HES ALIVE

im doing pcc

WHAT KINDA MATH

UR STILL GAY THO

SOLVING RATIONAL FUNCTIONS WITH EXTRANEOUS SOLUTIONS

help my bf j tried to spell squeeze nd he said squiz 💀

squiz sounds both super sexual and super wholesome at the same time

oml it does 😭

Mal I think you me and madi are the only people on WJE in a relationship

damn thats crazy

=<

GUYS THIS MATH FUCKING SUCKS EVERY TIME I THINK I UNDERSTAND IT I DO SOMETHING WRONG

WHATS YOUR GRADE IN MATH

ITS LIKE A FUCKING C-

Wait what grade r u in

Jake

I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS SHIT

I HAVE AN F.

I AM FAILING BY 3 POINTS.

NO MATTER HOW MUCH I PAY ATTENTION

I FUCKING MATHWAY ALL MY ASSIGNMENTS AND I STILL HAVE A C-

NO SAME

=<

I GOT A 66 ON MY MATH PROJECT

CUS I MISREAD THE INSTRUCTIONS

i feel bad for u. I wish I knew how to help u

IT LIKE GAVE THE ANSWER TO ONE OF THE THINGS BUT I READ IT WRONG SO LIKE

THEN I GOT ALLLLLL THE QUESTIONS WRONG

man life sucks ass

i dont wanna do shit

=<

real

i gtg bye yall luv u

byee

dead chat

sorry guys. im back

wsg

cosmo

jake

yeah?

hi

hi rhino

hru

good. im in math rn

i hate women

its easy stuff

who turned u down

LMAO

me too

i only sexually love women

i called the suicide hotline in afghanistan

...

they all got excited and asked if i could drive a truck

their hotline is happy if u can help

are you tryna get fucked up wade

they don't need the hotline anymore

...

hi madi

hi cosmo

hru

good

alr.

until wade existed

how dare u inslut my master

*insult

...

ded chat