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YIPEEEEEEE

FINALLLY

Where the fuck is everyone else

My life is complete

Lol

Wade I am secretly your mother

I am secretly your father

UMMM dad there’s nothing to see here

I’m deleting the post so there’s no proof

NOOOO

JAKEMPLEWSE

JAKE NOMPLEASEM

WHAT

NOOO

Don’t delete the post

This is my life’s work!

Exactly

12 buckle my shoe

It has been my dream since yesterday to make the last comment of a post “Ungh”

Haha

Your dreams are not very ambitious

The fuck are y’all yapping about

They are very ambitious

It’s 12 am go the fuck to sleep

Who are you

I’m Opal duhhh

Bruh

Oh

Hi!

ETHAN IM GONNA TELL MOM

Stfu

Is this ur sister that wants my socials?

Unfortunately

Ethan is he cute

Idk

…

I’m a low budget Ryan Reynolds

Haha

My brothers built like a fucking pole

Shut up you midget

What are you built like?

A human

Works for me

:D

Ethan does this give you ptsd?

HELP IM CRYING

Can you relate 😭

Sorta

Damn

Remember when u snuck out to go to the party and then mom caught you and then you got beat

🥶

Damn dude got caught in 4K with the slipper

That was like three years abo

Go cry for your mommy. Oh wait... you don't have one.

Oh hey AG

AG FUCK OFF

FATASS WEEN

WEEB

INCORRECT SPELLING

Ain’t no way you think you’re sexy

Kill yourself.

I’m literally having a panic attack

Bro that shits so bussin

Facts tho

🙌🏻

I’ve only been to Beijing

I was born in Wuhan

The classics

Basic

That looks painful

Fr

Double the damage

Why tf are you looking up slippers

An entire arsenal

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

Seeing how your ptsd will react lmao

I literally almost killed my self

Bro had the break of slippers beaten into him

Autocorrect is a bitch

Haha

Ooooooo

Alr I’m gonna sleep bye

IM SCARED THO

Best ones

why are you posting pictures of slippers

He has ptsd

Of slippers

.........

are you using third person?

…..we’re both Asian

who

is we

Asians posses the most powerful weapon in the world. A weapon more deadly than gun, knife, sword, or grenade. We Asians posses the slipper. A weapon of death.

Oooo slippers

Weapons of death

Oh damn

Fr

Ching cheng hanji

Ethan I got the perfect image to scare the shit out of you

MY HAND

Oh shit

WHERE DID U GET THST

Don’t ask

bye'

Ooo

Tell me or I’ll unleash the ultimate slipper ptsd upon you

No

NEVER

Fine then

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

TELL ME NOW

OR BE BEATEN BY THIS WOMAN AND HER SLIPPER

Ok well I wanted to blackmail you, I have my sources,

I have more

Wdym

Why u wanna monkey mail me lol

Sorry bro

I mean this

And this

Ahhh I’m literally gonna cry stop it

TELL ME BOY

Ok but you cannot get mad at them

I won’t

Just tell me on uwu

Didn’t c that lol I was on other tab

Hop on UwU

hi

Am there

Wow

..

now you can die in peace

wow