A Gift for Trolls

https://www.boredpanda.com/hey-pandas-nonbinary-question/

ew bp

feel like everyone quit anyway.

they annoying asf yall

karma will get em

soon some other ppl will go further

and only then something will happen

That’s so…I’m gonna throwup

...................

well now i wanna look

HOLD UP

EUGH

YOUR RIGHT

HELL NAH

I know right?

Those people are the reason this generation is a failure

kms

i dont wanna be tht person

thats like " OH I WAS BORN IN THE WRONG GENRATION"

Yeah

BUT I WISH SOMETIMES

THT I WAS BORN A DIFFERENT TIME

I GOTTA DEAL

WITH FUCKTARDS

i wish i was an archaebacteria

THAT IDENITFY AS FUCKIN LIKE

DOGS

OR SOME SHIT

Even worse, they can identity as anything they want

archaebacteria are based

kms i forgot bout tht

archaebacteria

frfr

aw man why does no one wanna talk about archaebacteria

stalker lmao

mal do you wanna talk about archaebacteria

i have no idea what that is lmao

fuck

now i’m depressed

sorryyyyyyyy lmao im stupid

cause no one wants to talk about archaebacteria

s’ok

my eye hurts

why?

eye had an eye infection

my eyes were all crusty

and shut closed

daaamn

Stop making me imagine it

ha

hahaha

feel my pain, johnathon

lmfao

FEEL IT

NOOOOOOO

My eyes! My brain!

ahahahaha

HAHAHAA

FEEEEEEEL IT

MAKE IT STOPP

👁

wanna see a apple tart my friend made

NONONO

YESYESYES

EYE SEE YOU 👁️

omg it's so pretty

ikr

it tasted so good too

i want it

This hurts! Make it stopp

hehe

never

Please I’m begging you!

OOOOOOO THT LOOKS GOOD

HAHAHAHA

BOW, MORTAL

it was

YUMMY

it was warm and we had vanilla ice cream with it <3

literal tastebud heaven

Make it stop! Please!

ahhhhh i want itttt

NEVERRRRRR 👁️👁️👁️👁️

today i had a croissant for the first time ahahahahs

I’ll do anything!

anything? 😏

i tried making those

failed miserably 💀

damn lmao

imma try a strawberry crepe cake

next

i’m pretty good at baking

either that or foaccia bread

i looove baking

me too

what’s your fav thing to bake

there's this recipe for a polish lemon blueberry cake that i love to make

it's so good

hey

my dad told me it tastes like smth his mom would make which is great cause polish women make absolutely incredible food

hi

lemon poppy seed cake is so good

Uhm..depends?

lmaooo can i have the recipie?

im so fucking bored

on what? 😏

uhgggggggg and ayo

Depends what it is

https://polishhousewife.com/polish-cake-with-blueberries/ it's this lmao

make me many food

thanks <4

<3

yw

Oh thank god.

same what're you doin

Uhm..

I’m not a cannibal

i’m feeling romantical

lmfaoo

im trying to talk to ppls becuz

Oh.

im bored

watched too much riverdalw

ok bye <3

u can join thisa https://magma.com/invite/BDZ48OU1

solid lmao

I’m just gonna step though this spot portal..

u can call and text on it

*follows*

dont leav me

Uhm.

lmao

WALKIN THT BITCH GET CRITTCLE

*poops out of an portal *

I WAS RAPED

o

o_O

What the-

DANCE MOVES HITTING SO HARD SHIT CRUCIAL

I’m innocent I swear!

ahahahaha

i can unsee that

no officer! he stole…

my heart

O-oh

i whent to and diemension with A BUNCH OR RAPERS

*dies of blood loss*

TRYING TO FOLLOW U

I went to the Jellyfish dimension

Someone should give her CPR or something

I HAVE A HOLE IN MY CHEST

ahahahahaha

CAUSE YOU STOLE

MY FUCKING

HEART

but your heart should belong to me 🥺

Still feeling romantical I see.

OOOOO

only for you <3

Dang this is crazy

ikr

wild

...............

Yeah..

WHAT AM I LOOKING AT

I DUNNO

I don’t know

JOHNATHON X AMY?

Uhm..

who can join this so we can call

https://magma.com/invite/BDZ48OU1

how would the ship name even work

Even if you used “Spot” it would still be weird

spamy

y

hahahah

i gotta eat dinner

bye guys <3

bye johnny :)

Cya!

byeee

I’ve been on here 3 days, actually less, what did I do to get shipped already?

i dunno man lmao

Hi! Bye! I gotta go practice cello

uh okay have fun

Thanks

Today imma make some apple ice cream

oo yum

Well this chat died

fr

what're you doin

Working on a project

nice

You?

listening to music

Nice, what type?

a buncha random artists i like, mostly punk/emo/alternative rock w a lil bit of pop-ish stuff

Oh cool!

what kinda music do you like

Started getting into Country Rock

oo nice

idfk u tell me

NEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

anyone wanna call

I don’t do calls

Yeah like HARDY

OK MISS RING

"i dont do calls" OKAYYY

MB

DIDNT KNOW YO TIME WAS SO PRECIOUS

I mean as in I won’t join

Like no face, no voice, no nothing

WELL i gotta go so i'll talk to y'all tomorrow <3 bye!

duh thats why u use the CHAT

Bye!

BYE MALLL

Why chat there when I can chat here?

makes it easier for me dawg

HEHEIUHFAIUAFH

I DONT GOTTA TYPE

magic

BUT U DO

HAHA

i’m back

my throat still hurts but the tomato soup helped ig

GULP GULP GULP

me to johnny

damn i think i scared him off

spamy works

y

yall fr making me miss jake

damn

that’s tough

he’ll be back tho

MHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

IN A WEEK

A WEEK

THTS WHY MY ENERGY

johnny boy

AND ANNOYANCE

where you at

IS GONG TOWARDS

DAGGER JR

CAUSE HE SHOWED ME IT

he showed you his dick?

............

WHAT?

NO BRO HOHFUIAHFIUFIHUAG

what?

I MEANT HE SHOWED ME THE POSTTTT

ok i got worried

NAHHH

but i could tell through them sweatpants

💀

dickcember

SOBBING

it’s ok jake and his dick will be back soon

and then you can deepthroat him

or walk in the park

or whatever couples do idk

https://magma.com/invite/BDZ48OU1 can some one join?

u can call and text pon

on it*

Sorry something came up

J

O

H

N

hope it was your dick fr

SOBBING

use your tears as lube

WHERE TF WE SUPPOSED TO BE

WOAHHHH

woahhhh

BRO GOT TH PAID SUBSCRIPTIONNN?

YO BRO

GIMME THT EMO MONEY FR

bet

johnny boy disappeared

i scared him off with my rambunctious personality

....

hold on

YO JOHNNY

GET YO WHITE ASS BACK HERE

CRACKER LOOKIN ASS

aw shucks

ehheheheheheeh

sadly

i can not annoy dagger

I MUST BE MORE ANNOYING TOMMOROW

Me too