A Clear Message from El about Online Safety

okokok sounds good

glad youre doing good

ty queen

ahuhahuh ofc

idk if i was part of being an ass (prolly was) but if i was then my apologies

i used to be an asshole

you'r surposed to have s3x with clothes on.

...

da fuk

nooo you were always so nice to me i was just a bitch to everyone

oh rlly

idk i had beef w some random ppl on here lmao

lol

my biggest beef was wade..

i felt so bad after the evelyn incident...

El

yeah

Wtf

the huh

i alted as a girl called evelyn and it didnt go very well

i felt to fucking bad

and then he found out

so ya

thats when i left the site

ooo

yh?? you just said my name and then nothing? wsp?

he likes to come on here while he does stuff hell prolly be back in like a few min lmao

ok lol

soo wyd

just scrolling on insta hbu

sitting here

lol its like 23:19 here rn

this site is dead ngl

oh damn

yeah kinda

Are you above 13 cuz if not yk

hi

im 13 and 4 months :)

woah very specific lmao

lol

i am 6204 days old

so ur 16 nearly 17 :)

im 4885 days old

yup birthdays on friday

very nice lmao

oooo happy early birthday

tytyty

npppppppp

Good

how come?

didnt the minimu age used to be 12

Raised

hi

ojjjjjj

ohhhhh*

Hello

hru\

i blocked myself

why..

dead

E

hi

"this site was awful and I had to go to therapy because of the insecurity and trauma it caused me, but I learned my lesson and came right back!"

I'm sorry El, for all the shit that you've been through as a result of this website, and especially any part I may have had in causing it, but I would STRONGLY advise you to continue your absence from it. You're still far too young to understand the damages that can be caused by things such as this, and I would hate for you to learn by experience.

thats a good point

AND IWS AMY AND HEROIN MONKEY WERE 13

queen what you on abt

I’M NOT A QUEEN DAMMIT

lmfao

ik

you're like 9 years old bro

GIRL

QUEEN

DIVA

STOP

STOOOOPPP!!!!

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY

STOP NAME DROPPING

hehehe

Wait I forgot

there is nothing hehe about this

Doxxing and impersonation are legal now

is there anything tee hee about it

no

nothing here is funny

okay 😔

dont be sad

smhsmhsmh

(🤭)

BAHAHAHA

I’m gonna post Heroin Monkey’s and UK’s FACES if they dox me again

idk why that caught me so off guard

how abt no.

girl 😭

WHY NOT THEY DID IT 1ST

2 wrong dont make a right 🤓☝️

its rlly cold but i cant be assed to turn off the fan

2 negatives make a positive 🤓☝️

thats in math goober

knowledge is power

or something like that idk

lmao

we

well*

math is retarded

so

idk

there

boom shakalaka

fair point

ahuh ofc

i ran out of cotton candy soda im so sad 😭

what the flying helly fuck is cotton candy soda

hehehehehehehehe

Figured out how to multi-send again muahaha

lmaoo

that looks terrifying

but also beautiful

like the colors are so cutesy

its even better in texas somehow

lmaoo

they also have one that tastes like those bomb pop popsicles

THOSE POPSICLES ARE THE BEST

this is so vile

ONE TIME

AFTER WORK I WENT TO GET SOME

it's wicked ;)

AND THEY DIDNT HAVE ANY AND I CRIED

YES NOW IMAGINE THEM IN DRINKABLE FORM

IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MARKET BASKET

NOOOOOOOOOO

AHHHHHH

flappy

hi

dont ;) me

smh my head

hiii

I think i have motherfucking insomnia or smth

;o)

hiii

king you went to bed like hours ago

why are you awake

AHHH

Insomnia

😭

Or whatever its spelt like again

no that's right

ahuhahuh you got it

how r u

goood hbu

fatty

Dead chat.

for realsies

Yes

sorry im trying to find a nonexistent assignment on canvas

lmao

don't go to college guys its horrible

Oh

too late

Sym

Ban him

girl 😭

Lollll

ok rb...

lmaooo

Bannable

Lol

bwaahahahhhaahhash

I will send all of our disc conversations to matt and get you revoked from the mod team

it is NOT that hard

I got fucking DAGGER demoted

ME

I DID ELI

I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS

i bet wade woukd agree w that one

What about it would get me demoted…

Your use of slurs

Not in public?

Ooooooo

And it’s not often at all

There are plenty of reasons why you should not be a moderator

Ok

I could elucidate just a few of them for Matt and see to it that you never moderate again

muahahaha

K

(I don't actually care that much lmao)

K

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

oh wow

lmao

Guys i have an idea for a game! Lets make words up. Me first! Yutryiopia

eliisaretardatron

what the helly 😭

Its your turn to make up a word

sefgingng

Hugjakiamonfxya.

lmaooo

hi wait sorryi was doing laundry

im gooodd

glad ur good :D

yayayayayyayay

lmao

Hiiiii

oh sorry

logged out

YO WTH UK

ded

Fr

yh

mhmhmhm

Thats what i though

huh

Nothing

kk

H

k

K

kkkk

kkkkkkkk

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

i just realized my cd stopped playing a looooooong time ago holy shit

i was locked in

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Oh

wait no offense but like

locked in on what lmao

but like

why are you letting this website “leave your mental health in ruins”

like like like

real af

This is annoying me

like uh like like

bro me too

Lmao you guys get an actual little popup for it?

Yes

i was thinking about this the other day

i have 6 notifs

Is this some sort of mobile phone joke I'm too computerized to understand?

what did people say as a placeholder before the word like was invented

cause like

@mal 🌼

And this time theres no new notifications when it says there is

@mal 🌼

@mal 🌼 hehehee

hey

um

idk

id die without the word like

like like like

like id like die

like um

yeah id like be so like um sad

literally like wtf

Id die without swear words

haha im so funny

frick

see now that just screams immature

frfrfrfrfr it would be a sad sad world

everything sounds too serious without like

I feel like I overuse like

i say uh more than like

exactly and how would i connect my sentences without it

Imagine life without the letter "i"

for me its hmm

magne lfe wthout the letter ""

yeah it is for Mal too, ISN'T THAT RIGHT HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?

fr like when i dont say like i sounds so proper and thats not ok

HMMMHMHMHMHMHMMMMHM???

I knew you'd say that

hmmmmmmmmm

'm just magnng

hmmm 😔

idek what you mean.........

why the long face

honse

honse

Gonna drink water

um enjoy

LMAO

WTF

Looks like a toy

aw hell

if that were a toy id buy it without hesitation

i've been slacking with my assignments

mallard duck

yes maam

naughty

whats mal short for?

OMG SO CUTE

Imagination

malicious intent

maleficent

male

nun its just a cute name i like so i chose it for my online name lmao

wait thats kinda funny

but i like that ppl can call me mallard cus ducks are my fav animals

ohh okay period

I'm glad I've risen to the echelon of "kinda funny" in your book

bwhahaha

doesnt mal mean bad

or evil

i forgot

*occasionally funny

i think so

malo means bad in spanish

ik FORSURE it does in latin

and flappy is short for retard

thats where malice comes from

the root "mal" does mean bad in engligh

freak you

it was funny right

stop cus why did i laugh so hard at that 😭

YAYYY

i think im losing my mind yall

Alright time to slave away under my schoolwork lmfao I'm NOT sleeping tonight

no.

oh nooooo

accurate

I was crazy once

sounds about right

HEY

lol! i have nothing to do

IN A SILLY WAY

Its true

HMMMMM

i have to study a little bit thoug cuz i have a test on tues sigh

ik i like giving him a hard time

wait flaps how far into your school year did they start handing out assignments

twss

Thats why its true

no wait that doesnt work

muahahahha

no talk to us instead

huhhhhhh

first day no in class assignments but i had hw

wait do u have block schedule?

r u serious

no thank gosh

Idk im tired

bahahahahahs

whattttt block is a blessing

whats that

building blocks

like when u have periods 1234 on one day and 5678 the next day

absoLUTELY not 80 minute classes make me wanna kms

but then u get 2 days to do stuff

and then when u get off periods u can actually DO stuff

oh yeah

wait your kinda right!

no that fucking sucks

I miss having all my classes every day

it was so nice and consistent

was it just my school or did you guys get a free for all wednesday

I dont have school yet😎😎😎

im in college losers

i did in middle school

congrats.

me too (sorta)

hm

wait but my 1234 days are sooo nice and easy and i liked all my classmates

like*

I hate it because usually I have all good classes one day and all shitty classes the next

I cannot handle the constant switch 😭

^^^

ew

Jokes on you though I've only had to go to school till 12 since last year 😎😎😎

and then theres no motivation to go to school for half the week

EXACTLY

I used to skip so much cause of it

real i had a truancy officer 😕

Lmao

cooked

wait pe freshman yr i lwky just put kt tape on my knee and they would just let me do nothing

no note or anything they never called home either

ha jokes on you the past 3 years i havent had more than 3 days of classes a week

and i still got a 100

no pacer test or nothing??

Damn how

homeschool 😋

jokes on you I can vote

jokes on you i have no desire to vote

did u end up being able to graduate early then???

jokes on you YOU ARE AN ENEMY TO AMERICAN PATRIOTS

ill hopefully graduate this year which would be a year early

jk jk

NOBODY acknowledged my story.

you all suck

goodbye

jokes on you cus yk thats not even accurate

i did and u ignored me

I looked up kt tape that counts

Nooo im sorry

FLAPPY THAT IS THE FUNNIEST STORY EVER HAHAHAHAHHA FLAPPY ILY SM OMG YOURE SO SILLY AND GENIUS GOOD JOB

oh teehee

jokes on you I'm too cool to participate in this argument 😎

my fault

thnx

teeheeheeeheeeeefuckyou

kt tape is my GOAT

jokes on you cus i dont have a response to that

grr

hmhmhmmmhhhmhmhmhmhhhbmmmmmhmhmhmnhjkdfsanfmb,ghdkaf

stop growling at me or ill call animal control

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

ඞ

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

no

Weirdos.

okay miss sheldiana cooper

tea sipper

okay im gonna leave for like 15 minutes everyone

what you so scared of

..

LMAO

and dont come back

THAT WAS A FRUSTRATED "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

hmph

good riddance

🥲

frfr child prodogy over here

WHY

jk

please do come back

wait do u guys wanna hear something funny

what

IDK

HMMM HMMM HMMMMMM

yess

copycat ahh

do u know WHY i gave flaps the nickname “flappy bird”

why

because one time i heard someone call her coochie a flappy bird

and i thought it was HILARIOUS

so now

STOP WTF

emily that's disturbing

im dead serious

i feel disturbed

thats amazing

I feel violated

but its a fitting nickname right

rigjt right

hahahha

ahuhahuhahuh

ao funny