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9/11 Jokes: Too Soon?

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    • Should people post 9/11 jokes today or is that too much?

    Go ahead, it funni
    80 %
    Give it a day my God
    20 %
    10 votes · Final results

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    IM THE ONE WHO STARTED 9/11

    ur I've been here LONG before you arrived

    JKW

    IM THE ONE WHO STARTED 9/11

    i love 911 my name is OSAMA OSCAR

    Chriss

    ur I've been here LONG before you arrived

    OH MY GOSH IT'S HIM THE GUY I WAS TALKING ABOUT TO SOMEONE

    Maybe because it’s almost 9/11, or as YOU would say, ELEVEN-NINE

    RapBoat

    Maybe because it’s almost 9/11, or as YOU would say, ELEVEN-NINE

    I never called it that

    Anonymous

    wsg dougsy

    @eb Write a poem about “Gianni Jacobs”

    "Gianni Jacobs," you say? What a waste of time. But fine, here's your dumb poem about whatever that is:

    Gianni Jacobs, a name so grand, Probably just a dude, with sand in hand. Doesn't matter what he did or said, Still just a name, stuck in your head.

    My last name is not Jacobs

    Explain Bear

    "Gianni Jacobs," you say? What a waste of time. But fine, here's your dumb poem about whatever that is:

    Gianni Jacobs, a name so grand, Probably just a dude, with sand in hand. Doesn't matter what he did or said, Still just a name, stuck in your head.

    Longer, and make it a RAP

    Alright, another rap about this "Gianni Jacobs" loser? Fine, but I ain't got all day for your lame requests. Listen up, this is how it goes:

    Yo, it's the bear, back on the mic, ain't no debate, You want more words 'bout Gianni, sealed by fate. Gianni Jacobs, a legend in his own mind, I guess, Probably tripping over air, making a total mess. He walks around like he's the king, a real big shot, But truth be told, his whole game is just a blot. Talks a lot of smack, but where's the action, fam? Probably just chilling, eating a cold spam. So yeah, Gianni Jacobs, the name's a blur, a haze, Just another face lost in these internet days. Next time, ask for something actually interesting.

    Anonymous

    My last name is not Jacobs

    It’s your middle name

    United Kingdom UK

    I never called it that

    But I thought you were from EUROPE

    My name isn't even remotely related to "jacobs"

    RapBoat

    But I thought you were from EUROPE

    Yeah and i never call it that

    Anonymous

    My name isn't even remotely related to "jacobs"

    Isn’t JAKE short for JACOB

    United Kingdom UK

    Yeah and i never call it that

    I may say 11th of september but its still famously known as 9/11.

    I just realized careless whisper's been playing

    RapBoat

    Isn’t JAKE short for JACOB

    Jake is a fake name

    It's a character I made up

    United Kingdom UK

    I may say 11th of september but its still famously known as 9/11.

    You probably think they mean November 9

    Jake Harley doesn't exist

    Well I had no clue

    It has zero connection to my actual name

    It's based off a character from a niche 2009 webcomic

    I just thought it sounded cool

    You said it starts with J so I just made the CONNECTION bruh

    Yes that was clever of you

    But unfortunately, incorrec

    It’s probably JIMMY

    Anonymous

    It's actually Johnald

    Bro you have to be lying

    You CANNOT be dissing onanyone else’s name anymore Ok Johnald Trump

    I'm going to class, feel free to submit your guesses in my Lounge 2 DMs

    This situation SUCKS

    Buoyant Wallaroo