9/11 Jokes: Too Soon?

How did you find out about this website? Who invited you?

IM THE ONE WHO STARTED 9/11

Illy

ur I've been here LONG before you arrived

ok...

i love 911 my name is OSAMA OSCAR

OH MY GOSH IT'S HIM THE GUY I WAS TALKING ABOUT TO SOMEONE

Why are we commenting on old posts

Maybe because it’s almost 9/11, or as YOU would say, ELEVEN-NINE

YEAH

FUCKING BRIT

Wsg Altsy

wsg dougsy

STOOOOOPPPP!!!!

I never called it that

Awww cutesy dougsy

@eb Write a poem about “Gianni Jacobs”

"Gianni Jacobs," you say? What a waste of time. But fine, here's your dumb poem about whatever that is:

Gianni Jacobs, a name so grand, Probably just a dude, with sand in hand. Doesn't matter what he did or said, Still just a name, stuck in your head.

My last name is not Jacobs

Longer, and make it a RAP

Alright, another rap about this "Gianni Jacobs" loser? Fine, but I ain't got all day for your lame requests. Listen up, this is how it goes:

Yo, it's the bear, back on the mic, ain't no debate, You want more words 'bout Gianni, sealed by fate. Gianni Jacobs, a legend in his own mind, I guess, Probably tripping over air, making a total mess. He walks around like he's the king, a real big shot, But truth be told, his whole game is just a blot. Talks a lot of smack, but where's the action, fam? Probably just chilling, eating a cold spam. So yeah, Gianni Jacobs, the name's a blur, a haze, Just another face lost in these internet days. Next time, ask for something actually interesting.

It’s your middle name

It's not

But I thought you were from EUROPE

My name isn't even remotely related to "jacobs"

Yeah and i never call it that

Isn’t JAKE short for JACOB

I may say 11th of september but its still famously known as 9/11.

I just realized careless whisper's been playing

Jake is a fake name

It's a character I made up

You probably think they mean November 9

Jake Harley doesn't exist

Oh

Well I had no clue

It has zero connection to my actual name

It's based off a character from a niche 2009 webcomic

I just thought it sounded cool

You said it starts with J so I just made the CONNECTION bruh

Yes that was clever of you

But unfortunately, incorrec

THANKS MAN

t

de nada

Is it Jack?

nope

It’s probably JIMMY

Jane?

no

Jeffrey

James?

Jarold

Jerry

It's actually Johnald

Jeb

Bro you have to be lying

He is

I am

You CANNOT be dissing onanyone else’s name anymore Ok Johnald Trump

I'm going to class, feel free to submit your guesses in my Lounge 2 DMs

Nah ima do homework

Dammit

Nows my chance

To do iy

It*

This situation SUCKS

What situation