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Helloooo

Cosmoooo

What's up?

Not at all...

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guys what is that bp website y'all always talkin about

bored panda

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i sort of thought that you would be at least a bit orthodox

No, my wife is from Jordan and not Jewish so no... I consider myself slightly religious.

Arik

No, my wife is from Jordan and not Jewish so no... I consider myself slightly religious.

so do i

Arik

No, my wife is from Jordan and not Jewish so no... I consider myself slightly religious.

oh, cool

As Cosmo said it's a bit like Reddit but... well also totally not like Reddit because people get offended super easily

'xactly

The troll was kinda annoying though

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the bp community is destroying itself

Totally

Arik

The troll was kinda annoying though

yeah, but I actually looked into the conspiracy...

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yeah, but I actually looked into the conspiracy...

Tell me more

Are we Jews behind it all again?

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for once, no

Baruch haShem!

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imagine reddit but extremely liberal

reddit IS extremely liberal bro ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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so he didn't upvote his comments. he upvoted the extreme leftist comments

Honestly, I couldn't care less what Nathaniel upvoted...

imagine reddit but its more clickbaity and everyone is trans and also everyone is either 50 or 12

people blame us for everything but they don't thank us for inventing the goddamned weekend

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people blame us for everything but they don't thank us for inventing the goddamned weekend

Nice๐Ÿ˜‚

and people say that we stole palestine when the only thing we stole was their recipes

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its his choice, not mine

and I guess it's somehow important to him which makes me feel a bit sad for him to be honest...

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and people say that we stole palestine when the only thing we stole was their recipes

good recipes btw

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humus and tchina is something to die for

It totally is... not to mention falafel sandwiches

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i redid my bio

look who just discovered font changer ๐Ÿ˜…

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and shakshuka...

Love it

btw can I see somewhere who's following me?

Flappy.

look who just discovered font changer ๐Ÿ˜…

im a lil slow

Arik

btw can I see somewhere who's following me?

i don't think so, but i followed u

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ur the oldest one here

how i am 15

lm Wlth Stupld

i can follow u on both my accounts

thats a bit of a nathanial moment

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arik, have u heard of the free press?

Free press? I don't think so, but as long as it's free...

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thats a bit of a nathanial moment

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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im dumb

how old did u think she was goofy ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Flappy.

how old did u think she was goofy ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

for some reason i thought it was arik saying it

Heroin Monkey

who else here gets ads for scientology

lmaooo

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https://www.thefp.com/

Lot of US flags going on there, where do they stand on the political spectrum?

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but it has a lot of jews so it might be slightly right-of-center

Sounds good, I'll subscribe ๐Ÿ‘

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also listen to their podcasts.

I'll do so๐Ÿ‘

lm Wlth Stupld

go read my new post

My eyes seem to be really bad because I find your bio a bit hard to read

Eye-cancer

๐Ÿ˜‚

lm Wlth Stupld

been there had that

That would be the top moment for a 'yo mama' come back

Arik

That would be the top moment for a 'yo mama' come back

lol

Good evening mate โœŒ๏ธ

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spoken like arik

Nothing will stop me

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OH SHIT I FORGOT TO ADD ARIK TO MY FRIEND LIST"

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god, i missed ur humor

Really? It was always there...

lm Wlth Stupld

OH SHIT I FORGOT TO ADD ARIK TO MY FRIEND LIST"

I'd totally be able to live with that, don't worry

or if ur really mean to me then i shall kick u off i have the power MUHAWHAHW

"Every journey gives you the opportunity to complain about minor things in the hotel"

lm Wlth Stupld

UNLESS I SAY SO

Ok ok, chillax

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"Every journey gives you the opportunity to complain about minor things in the hotel"

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I'ma go jog down my neighborhood and waste all my energy

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"Every journey gives you the opportunity to complain about minor things in the hotel"

Yeah man, no vacation without numerous room changes... the art of Jewish travelling... Complain until upgrade

Arik

Yeah man, no vacation without numerous room changes... the art of Jewish travelling... Complain until upgrade

oh god, ive got so many stories with that

WELL IMA GO RUN NOW BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE <3

lm Wlth Stupld

WELL IMA GO RUN NOW BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE <3

Bye

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make sure to eat a lot of protien after that

ILL TRY

heres another good one of urs: "life is like riding a bicycle, after a few kilometers your arse is hurting"

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oh god, ive got so many stories with that

That's my travel routine to be honest

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heres another good one of urs: "life is like riding a bicycle, after a few kilometers your arse is hurting"

๐Ÿ˜‚I remember that one

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Do or do not, there is no try

i'll do it

ึ†ษ›ศถษฆ - ๐•Š๐•„๐”พ

Drink water

Thanks but then I gotta pee

ึ†ษ›ศถษฆ - ๐•Š๐•„๐”พ

Drink water

but dihydrogen monoxide is very dangerous

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arik, how old are you?

I'm 35, married since I'm 20, I've got a daughter and three degrees in psychology and I own an IT company... I'm living the Jewish dream

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damn. your every liberals nightmare; successful

๐Ÿ˜‚

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ur actually the oldesst person here, so no sexual jokes

No shit?

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how was ur 14 min jog

horrible

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and you have more wisdom than everyone here combined

Ok... But I won't be the wannabe social worker Nathaniel over here...

Arik

Ok... But I won't be the wannabe social worker Nathaniel over here...

a rock has more wisdom than bp

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a rock has more wisdom than bp

Probably

People, I gotta go. It's midnight here in the old world and I got a meeting tomorrow. Good night everyone โœŒ๏ธ

I'm gonna go respond to you on WJE crew so you can be not by yourself there ๐Ÿ‘

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eat out the hold dang fridge

i already ate today

cosmo i donโ€™t think youโ€™re helpingโ€ฆ

leosarefire14

cosmo i donโ€™t think youโ€™re helpingโ€ฆ

ur right. you have more experience with this stuff

Jake ใƒ„

I'm gonna go respond to you on WJE crew so you can be not by yourself there ๐Ÿ‘

didnโ€™t respond to me

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so do u guys have something to complain about?

yo mama

Fuck you skibidi kids

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Rawr

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

lile i jus fed yo fat ass so why u scratch me

RapBoat

Fuck you skibidi kids

k

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what about ur moma?

sheโ€™s alr

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a good pussy would let you finger it

bestiality

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a good pussy would let you finger it

Nooo

ฮฑmy

bestiality

goats have a vagina with the closest resembalance to a human vagina

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goats have a vagina with the closest resembalance to a human vagina

cool

i was in the bathroom doing my hair and my brush slipped outta my hand and fell into the toliet, the toliet was full of shit

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i was in the bathroom doing my hair and my brush slipped outta my hand and fell into the toliet, the toliet was full of shit

do u not flush

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i was in the bathroom doing my hair and my brush slipped outta my hand and fell into the toliet, the toliet was full of shit

rip

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wym

do u wear lulu and like have a stanley

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thats my sister

i wear lulu but stanleyโ€™s are ass

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my ex bought me a sephora necklace

uh that doesnโ€™t exist but ok

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i lost him 3 months ago

i've been a single pringle my entire life, so i can't relate

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i lost him 3 months ago

uh oh

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shit i meant prada

omg i love prada

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it breaks out my skin

sameeee

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oh uhh i needa feed my cow bye

cow???

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oh uhh i needa feed my cow bye

jesus christ

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why are you feeding your mom now?

what

i gained 3 extra pounds in 3 months i have a doctors appoiment in another 3 months so the doctor wants me to weigh at least 95 pounds by then i was 87 but now im 90