Post

Its ok

We’re all minors lmao

frrr

How old r yall

I love fingering them minors frfr

Dear god help us all

what did opal do?

If you have any problems irl, then you should just focus on them instead of complaining about getting banned here

Dont use God name in vain

Amen

STFU

Hiii its been a while, u good? U werent on that often

yeah i know

no

I forgot about this

I see

Well the ag family has some mad beef abt u

then lil ago.3 started talking talking sh1!t

Its funny

Idk why they have beef with u ur barely even on

he wanna get roasted again LMAO

he only know how to copy and paste packgod roast, not his own roast

Damn u came back?

Bye bye again

Hi wade

Good morning

Yo

Gm

Thats dry

Want me to be wet?

For me? Yes

Alrighty

Opal, if you don’t want to get constantly banned and if you don’t want people on here to hate you then don’t react angrily. If they instigate you then don’t respond with threats and back off when the situation is getting tense. You need to learn to back off when necessary

Hiii startt

star*

Bro is he stops coming back for 24 hours then maybe I’d stop banning him

If*

Hi Chex!

HOW YA BEEEEEEENNNNN

Do you ever get tired? The amount of banning you’ve done must’ve given your fingers abs

Doing well, I got a haircut, what about you?

I do get tired, but it cleans up this shithole and it’s my responsibility, so it’s fine, and kinda fun

Not now tho I’m in class

Imagine being in class

Wilkiinn

Yo

The place where nightmares start

Had a chat last night, after u ghosted me lol

You ghosted me too don’t even start

I did not! U ghosted me

Mmmmm hands with finger abs????????

Yessssir

Hands

OOOOOOOO what kind

See u ghosted me again lmao

Bro

No

Oh then I’m just really impatient

I’m in class rn

Same tho

L

HIPPOCRITW

Its night time for me

Samesies

*hypocrite

I spelt it wrong purposely for comedic effect

Hipokret

Buy yeh I had a chat with Donut about a WJE cONSPIRaCy

Dang I guess you forgot the funny part

HOW DARE-

Well, I gotta go

See ya

Nooo don’t leave me

Bye bur

Heh

Its just me and u wadey

I’m scared.

Just me and u..

I don’t wanna be horny I wanna be happy

Happy doesn’t exist

Horny is the only H i would accept

So.. hehheh

Gulp.

Ur fingers got abs

U must be rlly good at it

Mhm

Would u be so kind

To do me instead

Don’t u have to sleep?

hehe

I wanna stay up

To talk to yall or smth

Just a normal trim of a few inches

Oh ok cool

Star help me, her rizz is too strony

Yk whats strong?

What?

I’d rather watch you getting rizzed than intervene

My love for chicken

why..

W

I seek drama but I’ve sworn not to cause it

OKGOGMGOGMGOFMFOFKGOGKOGKG

Ogmgogkogmg

So it’s better to watch from afar and get entertained

I don’t wanna be rizzed..it’s too early for horniness

Ill stop

Yaaaaaaaaaay

Sike id rather stop when u already came

Try again in 6 hrs

Oh nvm..

Its really getting hot rn

This is disgusting

Would u help me get undressed

It’s never too early

Thank you<3

Yes

Someone save me..

Its just me and you

Dude leave

no

And Wilkin, and Star, and Lars

And us people who are not voyeurs

I’m never going to recover from this

And me

Yems

Jakeeey

JAKEEEE

How ya been bro

Me neither

I’ve been

Ur lucky this time wade

What if I made an alt called bitch13?

I’ve just been

👎

Is that tiny little part your wiener

None of us will recover, together we’ll form a support group for all the traumatised people

👍

Ye- WAIT A MINUTE

because

Hi toast

Toastie!

hello chex

I regret the bit

this name is stupid

......................................................

hello wade

Eh it’s ok

PF

Also I found cool Deadpool and Wolverine stuff if u wanna see

yes

Donut we must uncover the conspiracy

Aren’t you the one who ate ants? I’m sorry but that’s the only way I remember you

has amy been on?

OMGOGMGOGNGOFKFOFNFOGMOGMGOGMGOFMGI I MADE A NEW FRIEND AND HE DOES RLLY GOOD AT VOICE scting thing

On uwu or here?

anywhere

She hasn’t been on yet thankfully

Im gonna simp gor him

I WAS 4

I’ll just send them on uwu

................................................................

alright

yesterday was amy's 9/11

Everyone were once 4

yeah well when i was 4

No

I WAS A LITTLE SPECIAL

I skipped 4

Lol or her Vietnam

or her dday

THE MEMES AND CHATS GUYS

Toast I sent them

THE MEMES

cool

i'll check em out

Special in the wrong way

Ur my special anewsment park

Nice

PARK U USHBIHSUB

PARK YOU MORE BEACH

Yall i have a favor to ask

no

GEHEHEHHE

Watch this

📸 Watch this video on Facebook https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid08P9zNX3tNTyAijQnmJV9WTbPYr8yB67tyuw3jKEues5gbY8iqSq4hgaTYsebSV3gl&id=100045283280805

LOOKS WEIRD

I don’t got Facebook

me either

Sensible people don’t have Facebook

Dang

no

BUT DEPRESSED MOMS DO

(Sensible doesn’t include anteaters)

I shitpost memes there a lot now

.........

IT WAS ONE TIME BRO

Pls send hands

Guys we gotta get to work on Amy memes

BAD CHEX BAAAD

I was 4 and the worst thing I ate then was beans

I WAS 4

Already came to that

AYO

I WANTED TO KNOW WHAT ANTS TASTED LIKE

Bet

....................

YO WHAT

Send more pls

CHEXY WHAT

Well my hands aren’t needed anymore 🍷

Me horny🤩🙌🗿😞👦📞🤩😎🥵🌊😭👦⏰😭😭👦🥵👅😄😄👅👍😀🤩🚬

PFF

its ok, yeah its ok

Sure its fine

Yeah im fine

uh oh

Yeah hahaa

you fucked up wade

Sure am haha

YOUR FUCKED

Well ur asking for Jake’s so I’m not needed anymore

YO WAIT NAH

NAH NAH

CHEXY NU UH

ASK WADE

HIS HAND ARE MORE VEINER

I don’t have hand pics

Wonder who else wants my hands..Toast u want me hands?

And they’re not veiny

They’re dry as shit

ok

Dude same

i told you how to fix that

BUT DID YOU LISTEN

NO

Mien are dry and veiny

ANYWAYS I’m not here to chat, I’ve come to make an announcement

I wanna say something.

Shadow the hedgehog is a BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKER

NEIN

HE PISSED ON MY FUCKINT WIFE

Wade say this

A

W WADE

Wait wrogn reply

Hey Jake

HE TOOK OUT HIS SPIKY HEDGEHOG DICK AND FUCKED MY WIFE

Wait nvm

bum bum bum

ALL QUILLS

AH UR CHEETING ON ME?!?!???¿

I still hate this bit

i regret it

entirly

this name is stupid

Throughout history, thought is what helped in propelling our civilisation. Thinking has managed to produce many philosophical questions which helped in creating a lot of literature. The literature inspired people to take action. Thinking helped create many inventions so that problems could be solved. The Greeks thought about the philosophy of human nature, the scientists thought about problems and how to solve them. And one dumbass 4 year old thought about the taste of ants

that sounds hot

Star would u be so kind to send me hot veiny hands

ants taste good on a lod covered in peanut butter

.......................

I WAS 4

g

Wade wont send one

I uh, have a boyfriend?

Toast which pfp did u wanna use so I can crop ‘em

I’m dust, I have no hands to send

Let me ask if my friends will approve LDR

..

Okay but actually I do want to tell you guys to at least try and leave Amy alone. I’m not saying you all have to like her, but stop actively coming after her. Yeah, people will annoy you, but it’s not that hard to learn tolerance. Rather than allowing the situation to devolve into a mindless argument or insult-fest, you can contribute your part to keeping it mature and enjoyable. It’s okay to disagree

YALL CAN I BE IN A LDR??

This has been the Jake PSA of the day

….

fuck amy

i hate her

Agreed

Sure

and i told you that Jake

No, she didn’t make me do that either, I’m having basic human kindness.

I got ni dick tho

and you still havent responded to that so

I don’t hate her, I just like fucking with her and watching her get mad

nk matter what im not gonna like her

Ain’t that right Toastie?

She’s not very smart and she’s angered both the trolls from here and the folks from BP

Welp can’t say I didn’t try to reason with you

Based Star

Peace out

yeah whatever

Lemme just sniff u like cocaine then

Bye Jakey!

Tf just happened, Donut it’s yesterday all over again. I HAVE NO WORDS

nah

he can kiss my ass

i already fucking told him

i know damn well he saw the messages

can i kiss urs?

........CHEXY RLY

HVS(YB(/BY(/

NO

Lmao

MWAH MWAH MWAH

Stardust is very very high temperature, your nose and you will die

You guys can hate me all you want, I’m sick of contributing to immature idiocy.

I was waiting for someone to say it

I don’t hate ya

Even better

I’m just very very very confused and for one I’m speechless

Twerk it like miley

never said i fucking hated you Jake

im just pissed at you

I wanna take a piss

Yo Toast which pfp u wanna use?

But bed too comfy and feet too cold

Chat died

Either the chat died or I’m impatient or both

Us

im just here so

Toast and I might do matching pfps again

Donut

Hey madi

hm?

I love you my taco beans

<eee

awe

<333

Say it back

Look jake mate, Amy was and is probably a nice person but she’s pissed off everyone. She’s pissed off the people from bored panda and was dumb enough to not use an alternate account. She’s pissed off a lot of people from here and she’s lied to the staff of bored panda claiming she was hacked or something and expected it to work. She’s taken an argument to a different website in the past and she’s never followed the internet rule of “don’t feed the trolls”. She’s an immature idiot

ilyt dog eater <3

Damn based Star

Mwah

Dog Welder

at this point nothing will change his mind

CAUSE AMYS SO FUCKING SPECIAL HUH

Eh forget it I’m not gonna argue about this

Arguing is gay

Nice save on Rylee’s post Jake

Amy was the person i truly adored before when i was still new on bp, she was rlly loved by everyone that i got jelly of her

She was amazing and brave

lies

And smart too

Yeah Amy has fucked me up so bad I just see her as a shit stain, full of shit, total shit, shit that should be made fun of and trolled, then lit on fire

she was a backstabber and a bitch

A lot of folks liked her before she became a moronic person

I’m gonna stop getting roped up in all your guys’ shit, deal with it yourselves. I’ve honestly tried to help you all but I’m putting too much effort into a fruitless endeavor and it’s preventing me from doing what I really need to.

Oh shit

then go do it

Jake, I hate to say it, you are the ONLY person who sides with Amy dude

EXACTLY

Nah

Im with amy

But at least THINK about acting a little more mature with things? It’s not that hard to stop over dramatizing everything

AND THTS EXACTLY WHAT I MENTIONED TO YOU LAST NIGHT?

Yeaaaah fuck this shit I’m out

I’m not overdramatise

I’m not siding with anyone. I don’t know why nobody can see that

right

Balls

CHEXYHVSUIBHIG

You all act like it’s one person against the other, some made up war like with the Germans

at this point

Jake you haven’t been here, you have no idea dude

what reason do i have to like her

Idk what to say HWIABAJBAUAVWG

NONE

Grow the fuck up and stop holding onto this stupid fixed mindset.

I’m neutral also mate, I hate no troll and love none of the trolled but I’m speaking the truth

you havent seen the shit she said

YKW

NO REASON NADA ZILTCH NONE

YOU GROW UP FIRST TF?

IM FUCKING TRYING

Can i put my balls in ur jaws (ur jaws) balls in ur jawss

SHE ACTS LIKE SHES SOME SUPEIROR BITCH TO YOU?

I can’t even think straight..

Can i cna i??? ( can iiiii can iii)

AND THEN WHEN I TELL U YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT I GET?

"lmao"

THATS IT

IVE MENTIONED IT TO U

Idk who to believe who to side with I got nothin

IVE LOST MY SHIT OVER YOU

You have no balls? Also if you’re so horny then go read fanfic or something to take care of it

I HONESTLY DONT KNOW WHAT MORE U WANT FROM ME

Same im only with amy when yall r making mems abt her

I WILL NEVER LIKE AMY GET THAT THROUGH UR HEAD

Idk whobstarted the memes doe

SHES A FUCKING CUNT

LOL get fucked Noseberg

SHE IS A CUNT

I’m done with this. I’m not going to rot my mind with these childish, overdramatic acts. Ill be off until you all see me next.

I am horny

IF YOU LIKE HER SO MUCH WHY DONT YOU DATE HER

Why do I keep coming back to this fucking site.

ITS NOT CHILDISH

It’s a good question

Crippling addiction

Jake I wanna take ur side bro but ur not helping ur case

ITS NOT A FUCKING SIDE

RLY?

THERE ARE SIDES THERE ARE TWO SIDES

YES REALLY

Phew, I thought you were siding with opal for a second.

HOW COME ITS ALWAYS AMY THEN

NO THERE ARE NOT

ITS YOU AND AMY AND THE REST OF US

BECAUSE YOURE TOO BLINDED BY YOURSELF TO REALIZE THAT IT ISNT

ITS NOT “ALWAYS AMY”

I banned Opal 4 times this morning

ITS ALWAYS EVERYONE

Right now im shamelesssssss screaming my lungs out for yaaaa not afraid to face ittttt i need u more than i want to i need u more than i want to show me ur shamelesssss

I was going to make Chudjak memes of Amy but was like “nah”.

ITS AMY JAKE ITS AMY

IM NOT BLINDED BY SHIT JAKE

Write it on my neck why dont ya?

Too much work.

ASK LITERALLY ANYONE

BUT YK ITS KINDA HARD TO TRUST YOU

Based

WHEN UR FUCKING RATING AMY

YOU GUYS FOR SOME STUPID REASON CAN NOT UNDERSTAND THAT I HAVE THE BEST INTEREST OF EVERYONE IN MIND

OoooooOo im blinded by the lightsss

No i cant sleep until i feel ur touch

Mate, I’m nay picking sides but you can’t get people to like someone who offended and angered so many people from different walks of life

I’m blinded by shit

no i cant seeee UNTIL I FELL UR TOUCH

BUT YOU ARE SO FULL OF BITTER HATRED THAT YOU CANT SEE THAT

Wtf did I do Jake

Ur fine Dagger Jr

Dagger stfu

U LITTERALLY JUST EXIST HERE

BRB class switch

UR FINE

HEY DAGGER JR IS COOL

Jobless really

He is

and i have good ass fucking reasons for it

YEAH SURE YOU DO

I don’t care what happens as long as I get to see people get fucked over in funny and amusing ways.

Can confirm

BITCH?

What we call “nalla”

I agree dude, based

OH IM SORRY

SO HER TRYNA DO SHIT WITH U

THOSE SCREENSHOTS

I’m done with this shit, I’m not going to do this. It’s pointless, nobody’s going to change.

ARENT GOOD REASONS?

SHUT THE HELL UP DONUT

STOP BEING OBSESSIVE

ITS NOT FUCKING DEEP MADI

FUCK YOU

Jake, if you’re done with this then leave and return after 6 months

JUST STOP FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK

Oh shit

I’M NOT JUST “EXISTING”

GODDAMN YOU

OH SHIT

IM DONE TRYING TO DEAL WITH THIS SHIT

NO MORE

okay yall

THEN DONT?

Please stop

Bye

I will call my father to smite you from the WJE heavns

FINALLY LOST UR SHIT

I thought yall were joking😀

DOESNT FEEL GREAT DOES IT

Donut VS Jake

Somebody tell Dagger, whenever he comes back, that I should have listened to him from the start.

....CHEXYYYY

See you all next time.

Listened to what?

Jake are you going to fight Donut to the death?

Bye, have fun

No I actually thought y’all weren’t serious thats why i started singing shits

huJIUVSHIUBHBIU

Based Chex I never take anything here serious.

Frfr

Makes sens ei wasnt catching up

I was only reading what i can read

In like 2 seconds

The internet is no place to be serious

Now ill be back ill back read since it’s serious

Unrelated but I just killed 2 mosquitos in one go

Jewpal probably types with her nose lmfao

Fucking Juden.

U should smash me instead

TAYLOR SWIFT PLAYIN RN

Fresh meat Wade

Do u have school?

yup

Or rather rotten meat

Bye bye

Under a hydraulic press? Gladly, as long as it gets rid of you

Delete the message too

Based

Please get rid of me

What’s funny is she came back right after I said that.

Opal is banned again

.

You’re making this uncomfortable for me so maybe just log off and handle it on your own and come back

...............................................................................

WOWWWWWWWWWW

As angry as I am which is like not that much if I’m being honest, I just like yelling, this is funny as hell

No

IM NOT IN JAKES BIO ANYMORE

shit i fucked up

Holy shit

Congratulations!

SHIT

DAMN

I FUCKED UP

I saw that cumming

“Y-you’re m-m-making me uncomfy *sniff*” GET THE FUCK OFF THIS SITE MEGAPHAGGOT UNTERMENSCH

DAIUFHIUHGI

Thanks

I was born to make everyone uncomfortable

I can see that

Been horny all evening

SHITTTT

Who the hell do you think you are

whats poppin

Nahh not just in the evening im horny 24/7

“Maybe log off”

Who the fuck are you?

A BP member

who is everyone im confused im new here

I-

She is

What happened with Jake?

HE CHANGED OUR MATCHING PROFILES

Balls

Welcome newfag

Wilkin!

me?

To hell

Help me my brain hurts!

yup im fucked

hi there also im straight

i fucked up to far

What happened

Enjoy your stay

I call everyone new newfag

ty :3 any ppl i should avoid

So much bullshit, Jake hates us for trolling Amy

Abundelakaka

He’s basically on her side and Jake and Donut basically broke up

If I call you a dickhead that doesn’t mean you literally have a dick for a head

Then Jake dipped again

WELL

..........

shit

What time for you?

Bagong biyak na buko

What time is it for you?

12:37

L bozo

WELL

THERES ALWAYS ROOM TO FIX THINGS

online romances omg

I CAN APOLOGIZE

I’m just 4 hours behind

That’s my line!

I can understand that

That’s zoomerspeak don’t use it.

Ah yes denial ☕️

EYIM ALSO IN ONE AUGAUWGS

Sorry father

I mena used to

It’s okay son

Denial ☕️

guys who is "opal?"

Yessirrr

Probably u on an alt ngl

A Juden

Lapo

Yes.

We can play this game all day Orificepal.

Lemonade

AWade

Wade

Hm?

She’s someone who is hated on here for some reason and she makes it worse for herself by not being calm

Wheres roach

Or you can kys and end your miserable existence now.

Who?

Oooh Rorschach?

Ur friend rostarch thing

Bro these nicknames make no sense

WILK SH

I can’t read fonts so i call him roach

Idk haven’t seen him for a while

He types hot

He’s probably alive

Also pooper

No, she’s a Jewess. Being Jewish is a bannable offense.

Ghost pooper

Idk who that is

Me hapi hapi hapi

Who’s Ghost Pooper?

Idk hes also new

Me and him rp together

Knowing Rorschach he’s probably punching something

Oh cool!

Rorschach is Dagger.

Oh

Wait really?

I guess i like ur dad

Isn’t it obvious?

No lol

The name, the post style.

I thought u dipped

Yeah well now I can see it

Yes it is, Jews are evil “”””people”””” who lie, censor, and subvert countries.

Istg dagger types so grammatically perfect

Its scary

And hot

HANAKEIWHUAABGSSVHA

🤩🤩😭

That is absolutely an opal alt kvetching lmao.

HAHA

IM NOT FUCKED

It probably is, coin flip to ban?

WAT HAPPEDND

Heads=banned

NOT TELLING

JUST SAYING IM NOT COMPLETELY FUCKED

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH

IT LANDED ON HEADE