"Your body is 70 percent water, and I’m thirsty."
"I may not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you."
"I’m always on top of important things. Would you like to be on the list?"
"Stop undressing me with your eyes! Use your teeth!"
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
We can go out for dinner, as long as I can have you for dessert.
"Your body is 70 percent water, and I’m thirsty."
"I may not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you."
"I’m always on top of important things. Would you like to be on the list?"
"Stop undressing me with your eyes! Use your teeth!"
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
We can go out for dinner, as long as I can have you for dessert.
Wade
*insert light skin stare here*
Angel_Izzy
I asked if you were a rollercoaster because when you go up and down I scream
Fl3perd
Are you a outlet cause... I wanna stick my fork in you
Anonymous
Ima treat chu like my homework, slam you on my desk and do you all night long (@fleperd)
Angel_Izzy
OOP
Angel_Izzy
Also, Hello mother
Fl3perd
are you a toaster cause I wanna take a bath with you
Anonymous
Heyyyy~
Angel_Izzy
Im high on sugar
Anonymous
Fletcher keeps taking his hand away from me ):
Angel_Izzy
Awhh
Anonymous
Yeah
Wade
All the rizz I need
⯎Mega Mind⯎
I wasn't expecting that Charlie.......
Fl3perd
if I had a quarter for how many times my mind said i love you I would throw them all at you
Fl3perd
which fleperd?
Fl3perd
put fleperd in the search bar
Fl3perd
i dae you
Fl3perd
find my main
Angel_Izzy
Arson
Fl3perd
are you fire cause youre hot,
Angel_Izzy
I'm very fure
Angel_Izzy
Fire
Anonymous
~every time his hand goes on my thigh~🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋
Angel_Izzy
WADE WTF
Wade
Said that wrong
Wade
U didn’t see that
Angel_Izzy
I did
Wade
U didn’t
⯎Mega Mind⯎
Wtaf dude..........
Angel_Izzy
I did
Wade
U didn’t see it
Angel_Izzy
Mia
⯎Mega Mind⯎
Yea
Angel_Izzy
Look at mine
⯎Mega Mind⯎
?
Toast ツ
are you a tower? cause I wanna crash my plane into you
Angel_Izzy
I did one
Wade
There it is!
Angel_Izzy
9/11
Toast ツ
are you a school? cause I wanna shoot some kids inside you
Wade
Yea that’s what I meant
⯎Mega Mind⯎
Every parents room before they're parents........
Angel_Izzy
LMAO
Wade
Are you a pencil sharpener? Cuz I wanna stick my wooden stick in you
Fl3perd
are you grilled chees
Fl3perd
cheese
Fl3perd
cause i can eat you all day
Anonymous
Guys help fletcher keeps making me like blush alot
⯎Mega Mind⯎
Your not getting help
Wade
9/11
Fl3perd
you're
Fl3perd
silly willy
Anonymous
I have very ...interesting... thoughts in my head rn
Wade
Wonder if there’s a website for dark pick up lines..brb
Fl3perd
i know you want my cool
Fl3perd
cook
Fl3perd
admit
Anonymous
0/////0
Anonymous
nuh uh'
Fl3perd
you aint aying no
⯎Mega Mind⯎
Don't freaking get booty raped my Fletcher!
Fl3perd
spoke to soon
Anonymous
Wtaf mia
⯎Mega Mind⯎
Lmaoooooo
Fl3perd
CHXl LET ME HIT
Anonymous
Mia
⯎Mega Mind⯎
Yea
⯎Mega Mind⯎
WTAF
Wade
Did you choke on a light bulb? Your chest is all flashy
Anonymous
Mia dont tell him what i said 0//0
Fl3perd
tell me.
⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧
why thank you
GG Miller
are you gorilla glue cause i want to stick with you
Wade
What’s the difference between a jet and a boner? I don’t have a jet
Anonymous
Dude i love being choked out tbh :/
Fl3perd
me
⯎Mega Mind⯎
I'm emailing him brb
Anonymous
MONVILLE
Wade
Choke me like one of your French girls
Anonymous
😭
⯎Mega Mind⯎
HOLY SHIT YOU SPELLED MY LAST NAME RIGHT
Anonymous
Choke me like you hate me~
Wade
I wanna tilt your towers
Flappy.
butyouloveme
⯎Mega Mind⯎
I'm not even emailing him
Wade
I wanna loot your lake
EnochTyr
"Your body is 70 percent water, and I’m thirsty." "I may not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you." "I’m always on top of important things. Would you like to be on the list?" "Stop undressing me with your eyes! Use your teeth!" Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard. Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you. We can go out for dinner, as long as I can have you for dessert.
Wade
Daaaaamn W
The Unknown King of Moderation
Hey girl, heard you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD, all I need is U ;)