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I asked if you were a rollercoaster because when you go up and down I scream

Are you a outlet cause... I wanna stick my fork in you

are you a toaster cause I wanna take a bath with you

π‘Ίπ’π’†π’†π’‘π’š π’Œπ’Šπ’•π’•π’š ᑣ𐭩

Ima treat chu like my homework, slam you on my desk and do you all night long (@fleperd)

I wasn't expecting that Charlie.......

if I had a quarter for how many times my mind said i love you I would throw them all at you

π‘Ίπ’π’†π’†π’‘π’š π’Œπ’Šπ’•π’•π’š ᑣ𐭩

Ima treat chu like my homework, slam you on my desk and do you all night long (@fleperd)

which fleperd?

put fleperd in the search bar

are you fire cause youre hot,

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π‘Ίπ’π’†π’†π’‘π’š π’Œπ’Šπ’•π’•π’š ᑣ𐭩

~every time his hand goes on my thigh~πŸ¦‹πŸ¦‹πŸ¦‹πŸ¦‹πŸ¦‹πŸ¦‹πŸ¦‹πŸ¦‹πŸ¦‹

Wtaf dude..........

are you a tower? cause I wanna crash my plane into you

Toast ツ

are you a tower? cause I wanna crash my plane into you

There it is!

are you a school? cause I wanna shoot some kids inside you

Angel_Izzy

I asked if you were a rollercoaster because when you go up and down I scream

Every parents room before they're parents........

Are you a pencil sharpener? Cuz I wanna stick my wooden stick in you

are you grilled chees

cause i can eat you all day

π‘Ίπ’π’†π’†π’‘π’š π’Œπ’Šπ’•π’•π’š ᑣ𐭩

Guys help fletcher keeps making me like blush alot

Your not getting help

π‘Ίπ’π’†π’†π’‘π’š π’Œπ’Šπ’•π’•π’š ᑣ𐭩

Guys help fletcher keeps making me like blush alot

9/11

Wonder if there’s a website for dark pick up lines..brb

i know you want my cool

you aint aying no

π‘Ίπ’π’†π’†π’‘π’š π’Œπ’Šπ’•π’•π’š ᑣ𐭩

I have very ...interesting... thoughts in my head rn

Don't freaking get booty raped my Fletcher!

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Did you choke on a light bulb? Your chest is all flashy

are you gorilla glue cause i want to stick with you

What’s the difference between a jet and a boner? I don’t have a jet

π‘Ίπ’π’†π’†π’‘π’š π’Œπ’Šπ’•π’•π’š ᑣ𐭩

Mia dont tell him what i said 0//0

I'm emailing him brb

Choke me like one of your French girls

π‘Ίπ’π’†π’†π’‘π’š π’Œπ’Šπ’•π’•π’š ᑣ𐭩

Choke me like you hate me~

butyouloveme

"Your body is 70 percent water, and I’m thirsty." "I may not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you." "I’m always on top of important things. Would you like to be on the list?" "Stop undressing me with your eyes! Use your teeth!" Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard. Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you. We can go out for dinner, as long as I can have you for dessert.

EnochTyr

"Your body is 70 percent water, and I’m thirsty." "I may not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you." "I’m always on top of important things. Would you like to be on the list?" "Stop undressing me with your eyes! Use your teeth!" Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard. Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you. We can go out for dinner, as long as I can have you for dessert.

Daaaaamn W

Hey girl, heard you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD, all I need is U ;)