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so my dog ate a tennis ball. and then a golf ball. so does that make him 2% ball now???

My EDP x Chet Goldstein fanfic Chet: You don't like women your age huh? Then whaddya say about men your age?

Edp445: * blushes * W-what the hell are you talkin' bout man, I ain't gay bro I'm just here for a cupcake.

Chet: Oh, you say so? * grabs Edp445 by his collar and kisses him *

Chet: Then whaddya think of this?

Edp445: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR MAN!!! (in a muffling voice, while blushing intensely) altough… Read more

Hey, hey, hey, little cupcakes! Let's learn how to count with your best friend Funtime Freddy! Are you ready? Count with me! One, two, three, four, five! Hahahahahahahaha! Wow! You're a natural! Now, let's count backwards! Ready-eady-dy-dy? Five, four, three, two... ONE.

TO THE STIG AND ONLY THE STIG I would like to talk to you plzz because im a minor and you told me to kill myself im 13 your 19 that could put you in jail so if you dont know people who are on hear you need to fucking stop because there are 45,799 suersides a year and you could be part of it telling someone to kill them self is not a good thing how would you feel as a 13 yearold or younger and some stranger told you to kill yourself now you said your 19 well then FUCKING GROW UP AND ACT YOUR AGE

Now the moment you've all been waiting for: ROUND 5: 1+4=5 2+5=12 3+6=21 8+11=? Correct answer is 50 points, if this is too easy, they'll be a bonus round. Catch y'all in the comments!

The stig: let's settle this now, you leave worst jokes ever and so will I. That way I'm gone and you're gone too, everyone's happy then

Hi shaylie, hope you're feeling better now. It's 11:51 where i am goodnight. Catch u tomorrow hopefully? 😴

gess the song

I can tell you've been crying (yeah) I can tell when you're lying, I can see it on your face I can hear it in the silence That you don't know if we really have what it takes All you ever needed was a meaning to the words that I said But you didn't believe me when I told you that I loved you to death Oh, I never meant to leave you crying in the rain I tried Said forever, now forever feels so far away I … Read more

Can we start some sort of friend group here? Place Ur allegiance now, also we should create a name, anyone who joins can help decide a name. Everyone welcome 👑

Gotta go but I'll leave u with this: back in the early 1800s, a man named John Bell moved his family to an area in Tennessee called Red River, which is now known as Adams, Tennessee. After they had settled in the new home, some peculiar things started happening. The Bell family began hearing some bizarre noises, including dogs barking, chains rattling, rats chewing, and a woman whispering. Soon, that woman became kno… Read more

Remember that a few years ago we had low gas prices low taxes and low crime, non of these things happened after Biden got in office now a war started we are doing nothing about it and gases are skyrocketing and the weird part to me Ukraine was about to join nato yet now we are not helping them.

I've been thinking- this is points based now. I know, this is chaotic but the score lies as: Bluey: 20 Beepo: 15 Lostinflowers: 10 Dadamoop: 10 Omnom: 10 Tegan: 5

How to get a girls attention.

1. Be unattractive. 2.Be stupid. 3.Be perverted. 4. Don't be unperverted.

nOw yOu kNow how to attract a girl.

*trump brushing his teeth as the man behind the slaughter slowly builds up trump now at the us capitol "I was somehthing or soething seeking for revenge something key fo o left th Is it me that im seeking or seeking for someone to evenew me soomethinggg its been so long Ive bin lost in something cuz the man behide the slaghter *trump starts dancing and does rock eyewll thing* ITS BEEEEN SO LONGGGGGGGGG something about something or something the man bhide the slaugther *trump dancing then spinning an shit*

I mistakenly sexted my wife’s sister A couple years ago I was on a business trip and missing my wife. I decided to take a suggestive picture (me in my boxer briefs, clearly with a bulge and just the tip sticking out the top) and send it to my wife. We don’t usually sext but I figured she’d appreciate knowing I was thinking of her.

It was late, I was tired, and barely paying attention. I accidentally sent it to her s… Read more