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Since this site is so FUCKING dead all the time, I have a fun game for y'all to play! Every day, there's going to a poll where YOU guys control what a person named "Jamal" does. Story number 1 is going to be "BBC Bounty: Cartel Craves That N***a Nut".

Before we start, *THIS STORY HAS GRAPHIC CONTENT, DON'T READ IF YOU FIND IT OFFENSIVE (obviously no N-words and they're only censored because of Matt's rule). And honeโ€ฆ Read more

MEMORIAL POST To the New Era,

The "Australians' Era," which ran from late 2021 into early 2023. The site operated differently back then. All the original members from that period have left now. We were a specific kind of immature, young crowd that was pretty active. We had a lot of community, both good and bad. It was a time of low-quality jokes, drama and high energy.

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I want AG to fuck me. I want him to tie me up so I can only walk on all fours and then for him to stick his cock in my face. I want him to rub it over my face for a solid 10 seconds before sticking it in my mouth. I want him to grab my head and force his cock down my throat repeatedly. Then, I want him to pull out of my mouth and flip me over so I'm facing the ceiling. Then I want him to rub his cock against mine, teโ€ฆ Read more

Once upon a time, in a nostalgic corner of the internet, Lynx, an intelligent and wise pigeon, stumbled upon an old website from his childhood called WorstJokesEver. Intrigued by the memories it held, Lynx delved into the realm of terrible jokes and found the website had a community tab.

With mischievous glee, Lynx saw an opportunity to unleash his cruel humor on the unsuspecting members, disregarding the potential โ€ฆ Read more

Mal, book link please, I'm home now, so I can open it without it being blocked, my school hates fun lol

Hey, you can now disable the AI animals in posts by having the post creator or a moderator write #noai, either in the post text itself or as a comment. To turn the AI back on, just delete the comment again.

if yall gonna be a prissy little bitch about something i didn't fucking do and tried to fucking avoid go the fuck ahead bcall i wanteed was a fucking friend and yall want to get fucking attitude when all i want to do is be fucking included in shit and have fucking friends and now that you have what you fucking want you dump me so fuck you ig

The disparity between WJE and SW needs to be studied. It's insane how different their community is compared to ours, and how much more ADVANCED they are. Like right now, they're engaging in a forum mafia-reminiscent "War Game" which sounds like a total blast. We as a community are MISSING OUT!!! Most of the people here are either trolls, using it as a private messaging alternative, or just PLAIN BORING. There's way too many mods and too few users here. SOMETHING needs to be done!!!

jack and jill went up the hill to do it in the water. jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter

please like this. i bet my friend 20 bucks that i would get to 15 likes before him

Hey so for people who didnโ€™t get it or got confused in the mess of people like I did here are the new rules and stuff for wje. (Everything is copy pasted from either wade or Jake)

First off, the new terms for a ban are repeated spamming, repeated insults, inappropriate pictures, and alting

Bans will be discussed between two or more mods as well, so if there is an issue, just let one of us know

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Extremely depressing poem I wrote last year when I tried to kill myself

They were an inch wide and a centimeter deep But I donโ€™t remember the length As I passed out in fear I remember staying pure Not being afraid of what I could do But I broke that years ago Last year, they used to be a millimeter wide and a nanometer deep An inch long I cried yet it wasnโ€™t enough for me I remember being hot The wool sweater wโ€ฆ Read more

Hi guys, im sorry about how i reacted yesterday but like i genuinely was close to throwing up and yh. i think that im probably gonna leave the site now coz ive realized that not just from yesterday but from a few things that im probably still not mature enough. Im sorry jake for constalty shouting at you abt like calling me young and stuff. im sorry herion monkey for always giving you shit . im sorry cosmo for making you hate me. im sorry mal for calling you a btich yesterday. im sorry guys. i might come back in another year and a half ? love yall bye

Hello all, as yall been realizing i donโ€™t really go on here anymore. First off im FINALLY on antipsychotics and antidepressants and im finally stable enough to go off the internet. also im 15 now and like i dont really have time to go on here like when i was 12 years old. imma be on but i really hope yall are doing well. -opal