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Assalum Alaykum, Monolingual Beta Males! It is Language Simp, your favorite hyperpolyglot gigachad alphamale. Tell me to speak a language! I can speak over 50 Languages at a D1 fluent level! In the last post I created, I asked everyone to say a language. Say a language or I will eat your dog! My language rq's last time: German AKA nazi saussage language - Deine Mutter ist eine Schlampe und ich habe sie letzte Nacht… Read more

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Wade, I am evicting you as my master. you have done multiple violations of the way of the fuck. You flirted with people that weren't me. You forgot many important laws You forgot who was the og fucking master

created a new public account because chunke took the old one but i only sent it to the people in my uwu messages if you want the account give me your name on uwu and promise you wont change the password

Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld

NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yellow, black. Y… Read more

(Requested by Anonymous)

Arthur strolled into camp with a mischievous smirk on his face, his clothes nowhere to be found. Dutch raised an eyebrow at him, his expression a mixture of confusion and annoyance.

"What the hell are you doing, Arthur?" Dutch demanded.

"Just enjoying a little freedom, Dutch," Arthur replied with a chuckle. "Why, are you jealous?"

Dutch glared at him, crossing his arms. "Put some damn clo… Read more

after my situation that went down, i keep constantly bugging people ik to talk to and call me and i wanna give them their space but then i get more sad and overthink, what can i do to help distract and isolate myself while being in a good mood?

I just spent a long time opening a goddamn fucking sticker to put it on my notebook and now it looks weird because I don’t have enough stickers damn it

AIGHT EVERYONE. STARTING TOMMOROW I WONT COME BACK TO WJE UNTIL I GET MY PHONE BACK. I DONT KNOW WHEN IM GETTING IT BACK. GOODBYE FRIENDS.