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Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ain’t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ain’t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dog’s fossil! Boy what are you talking about … Read more

Update: My dad was at work so he answered a few minutes later. He asked what's wrong I told him and he said it was probably wind or rain. It wasn't raining and it wasn't that windy. He told me to calm down and he asked me if I wanted him to come to my moms house and check outside of my window which is upstairs and to check the front yard after he got out of work. He did and said that there was nothing there so he went back to his house. I still haven't gone to sleep mainly because I'm not tired anymore and I just don't want to sleep at the moment and since I'm still a bit freaked out. So that's fun.

guys as we all know caley has had a abusive mom and shi she showed me pictures of brusises and her black eye on snap ( i'll send u a pic when i get home on my phone ) but her mom doesn't like her to online date so her mom cause all of this and after kept on harssing y'all on here so y'all could hate her

Eminem was born on October 17, 1972. His mom had some weird blood-poisoning sickness in her titties, so she couldn’t BREASTFEED him... I guess he just drank normal milk. Eminem’s dad left him a young age, so he and his mom lived together by themselves, they moved several times, in FACT, Eminem claimed that he went to 15 shitty schools during his childhood. Believe it or not, Eminem was actually born in MISSOURI, but … Read more

OK FAM SO BASICALLY I USE GOOGLE CHROME INCOGNITO ON THE SITE AND MY MOM IS ONLY LETTING ME USE SAFARI FROM NOW ON SO I MIGHT BE ON LESS AND IVE BEEN TRYING TO LEAVE AND IVE NEVER REALLY BEEN ON AS MUCH BUT BASICALLY IM NOT “LEAVING,” BUT IM GONNA TRY REALLY REALLY HARD TO LEAVE ILY GUYS I MIGHT BE BACK TODAY OR I MIGHT BE BACK IN A WEEK IDK THIS SITE LOW KEY FELL OFF WHEN DAGGER LEFT 🤷‍♀️

Is anybody going to the eclipse tomorrow? I wasn’t going at first but it turns out my girlfriend’s mom actual likes me and is going to pick me up.

Matt; Whats you email? I need to reach out. I'd send an email when I'm I at my moms so in a week or over or so.

my mom said we could get a pet duck but apparently theyre illegal 💔😭

Poppy sucker, ur on an all time meme posting low. start pumping them out like i pumped ur mom

Time for a fucked up story with DP! We start our story with a 2 year old child, his parents divorce and obviously split custody. The mom gets him sometimes and the dad gets him sometimes. Seems fine right? Fast forward and now the child is 8, still the same thing, back and fourth between the two parents, UNTIL..the Dad figured out that whenever the child is with the Mom, the Mom dresses him up like a girl and calls h… Read more

I’m going to get double jaw surgery in an hour I’m still home my mom is gonna drive me in thirty minutes I’m so scared lol I saw videos of people recovering an apparently it takes a bit longer then the other one I got Anyways I won’t be posting for two to three days because I have to stay in the hospital for a while :) I’m scared I’ll miss you all As soon as I finish I’ll make a post

I drank four monsters in the span of one hour I wanna pass out lol I want food but I’m so worried about what my mom thinks

Is it bad that when i'm at my mom's house the upstairs bathroom is my safe place? I will sit on a pillow with the door shut and locked with the lights turned off and I will listen to music at full volume to just get away from everything...

OMG guys it’s actually happening I asked my mom she she was like ru stupid I already payed for it lol So yeah it’s happening I can’t get out of it

Guys I have something to share So a while ago I was talking about getting double eyelid surgery and how I was not sure if I wanted to get it right Well basically for like an early Christmas present my mom scheduled an appointment In Korea there’s not much of a gift giving thing on Christmas so this was basically my moms gift I don’t want it but it’s Tommorow Help

Yo we should just start fucking making jokes about 10 inches deep in your mom cuz I'm getting sick of his shit