Uncertain Visit Tomorrow

kid nap em'

I lowkey dont think this is right

I lowkey dont think this is right

may b dat's when it's flaccid

Stop trying to deny the truth

Enjoy your 3 inch penis pal

I highly doubt that

tiny pp?

Yours is for sure

bro i tink u want to see my junk or sum dafuq

I would need a microscope if I wanted to

nah bruver it would be in ur mouth

pause

no homo

not gay

LIL BRO WHAT

jk my pp is acually 1 micrometer

WHY YOU TALKIN BOUT YO DICK SIZE ON HERE

...

i said

my pp

is 1 micrometer

IGHT THAT MAKES WAYYY MORE SENSE NOW

...yh m leavin

GOOD GO KYS

dam bruv

NAHHH IS THAT BLACK HASBULLA

i tink

lmfao jumpscare its literally 3 in the morn

may b

skibidi rizz ohio

lvl 100000000000 gyatttttttttttttt

THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THAT NIGGA'S WAIST

AND HIS WHITE ASS SKIN GOT A SUNBURN TOO 💀

THAT'S WE BLACK PEOPLE GOT BETTER SKIN AINT GOTTA WORRY ABOUT SUN BURNS

but u have to worry about water bruv

MOTHERFUCK-

fucking mothers

Last night i put your mother on stretcher after absolutely violating the FUCK out her booty hole. I’m talking to the point where she was profusely shitting herself for 10 hours straight. She had NO control over her bowels. Every time she took a shit she would moan because all she can imagine is my thick girthy penis digging into her prolapsed anal.

BRO WHAT-

mother fricker

frickadoodle

Hey guyz

amogus

GAMER GO FUCK YOURSELF

No

GO TURN ON THOSE GAS CHAMBERS LIL NIGGA

You were always right, AG

One second, AG, wait here. I need to show you something😆

NIGGA ION WANNA SEE YO TINY ASS DICK

pp tiny?

Ob´s stürmt oder schneit, Ob die Sonne uns lacht, Der Tag glühend heiß Oder eiskalt die Nacht. Bestaubt sind die Gesichter, Doch froh ist unser Sinn, Ist unser Sinn; Es braust unser Panzer Im Sturmwind dahin.

Mit donnernden Motoren, Geschwind wie der Blitz, Dem Feinde entgegen, Im Panzer geschützt. Voraus den Kameraden, Im Kampf steh’n wir allein, Steh’n wir allein, So stoßen wir tief In die feindlichen Reihn.

Wenn vor uns ein feindliches Heer dann erscheint, Wird Vollgas gegeben Und ran an den Feind! Was gilt denn unser Leben Für unsres Reiches Heer? Ja Reiches Heer? Für Deutschland zu sterben Ist uns höchste Ehr.

Mit Sperren und Minen Hält der Gegner uns auf, Wir lachen darüber Und fahren nicht drauf. Und droh’n vor uns Geschütze, Versteckt im gelben Sand, Im gelben Sand, Wir suchen uns Wege, Die keiner sonst fand.

Und läßt uns im Stich Einst das treulose Glück, Und kehren wir nicht mehr Zur Heimat zurück, Trifft uns die Todeskugel, Ruft uns das Schicksal ab, Ja Schicksal ab, Dann wird uns der Panzer Ein ehernes Grab.

NIGGA SO WHAT?

I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE HITLER ANTHEM

trenslate. Look especially at the 3rd line

You were right ma'guy🙃

BRO I DON'T GIVE A SHIT

You will like it

NIGGA I WONT

GO TOUCH GRASS

Was gilt denn unser Leben Für unsres Reiches Heer? Ja Reiches Heer? Für Deutschland zu sterben Ist uns höchste Ehr.

TO DIE FOR GERMANY IS OUR HIGHEST HONOR

DUDE HOLY SHIT NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THOSE NAZI BEER DRINKING GAS CHAMBERS ASSES

You called me nazi back then🙂

what is bruver yapping bout 😫😫😫

OKAY AND?

I wanted to prove you wrong

YOU STILL ARE AND I SAID WHAT I SAID

You were right all the time

NAH YOU STILL ARE

Just look at the Panzerlied text buddy...

bruv why do all za german people cum on here js to see big black lil AG?

I DONT FUCKING KNOW THEY PROBABLY JUST OBSSESED OR SUM OTHER SHIT

IM GOOD

Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein

Do you want to see the ENTIRE truth?

I LITERALLY JUST SAID IM GOOD SO ION WANNA SEE ALL THAT SHIT AGAIN

For gods sake just trenslate it once and read the 3rd line little ni-

THE FUCK IS YOU CALLING LIL NIGGA

KILL YOURSELF

No.

LMAOOO

Not until you trenslate the text

I ALREADY DID SO NOW GO SHOOT YOURSELF WITH A SHOTGUN JUST LIKE HITLER DID

Prove it

blud blew his brains out

What is it about?🙂

IT'S A RANDOM ASS POEM

LISTEN THIS AINT ENGLISH CLASS THE FUCK?

The world will be ours again🙂

My dick is 6.5 inches last time i measured

BUDDY AMERICA WILL BEAT YOUR ASS IF YOU START A WW3

From downfall

same bruver

You 13?

yuppers

😂😂😂

TEMPLAR DOG

A scene from downfall

wat is dawg laughing bout

Hes a templar he laughs about everything

o true

AG can't even trenslate texts

thats why the assasins need to kill all templars (except elise)

NIGGA I FUCKING DID

Smash

Did you read it?

Fuck you

Fucking nazi

In there is really the full truth

u want to fuck me 👉UwU👈

NIGGA I DONT CARE

No

HOW MANY TIMES DO I GOTTA SAY THAT

You stupid Nazi*

No thank you*

Yep, they call us germans nazis and THEY send hitler pics

but u said u want to fuck meh

Stop correcting me

So annyoing

hahah ur dumb u failed english

Please stop correcting me, kind sir*

No I passed

I got a B

Sir, you are very much an annoyance*

u barely passed you got 61%

It's 91

wong

I have a B for a grade in English class*

nope

AG?

BRO WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT

AG, is that you, my old friend?*

Stop

I want to show you our entire truth. Trenslate the 3rd fucking line

bruver im gud

Your not funny

LISTEN HERE YOU HITLER COCK SUCKING BITCH, I AINT READING THAT SHIT GO FIND SOMEONE ELSE TO BOTHER YOU ANNOYING ASS CUNT

I FOUND IT FUNNY

You are not funny, sir*

Lazy ass

thx bruver

Shut up

I TRANSLATED IT 5 FUCKING TIMES I DON GIVE A SHIT

Sir, please refrain from making those comments*

go suck pp

Was gilt denn unser Leben Für unsres Reiches Heer? Ja Reiches Heer? Für Deutschland zu sterben Ist uns höchste Ehr.

That one, AG

BRO I DONT FUCKING CARE ABOUT YOUR CULT RITUALS ON SUMMON HITLER BACK FROM THE DEAD SHUT YO ANNOYING ASS UP

lolz

Give me some ice cream

ONCE please. Send it in here

Me too

I want sniff kids

IM NOT DYING FOR HITLER

bruver same

Wow, you actually did it

i luv little kids i want dem to sit on my lap cuz i go to malls and pretend im santa and they sit on my lap

YEA, SO FUCK OFF

💀💀💀

Has Yomama34 left the chat yet?

Has Yomama34 left the chat yet?

Has Yomama34 left the chat yet?

Has Yomama34 left the chat yet?

I want ice cream

THAT LAG IS INSANE

Now search for "Teufelslied"

Sorry friends, my device lagged.

My favorite flavor is chocolate chocolate chip

i want ice cream with special homemade sauce

It is alright

You would be great for the Just Lose It music video by Eminem

COOKIES AND CREAM ARE BETTER

fax bruv

No theyre not

Chocolate chocolat chip is way better

litol kids

BRO WTF

Down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down! OK Guess who's back? Back again Shady's back Tell a friend Whaaaaaaaa

Now everyone report to the dance floor To the dance floor, to the dance floor Now everyone report to the dance floor Alright stop!.....Pajama time

Come here little kiddies, on my lap Guess who's back with a brand new rap? And I don't mean rap as in a new case of child molestation accusation (AH-AH-AH-AH-AH) No worries, papa's got a brand new bag of toys What else could I possibly do to make noise? I done touched on everything, but little boys That's not a stab at Michael That's just a metaphor, I'm just psycho I go a little bit crazy sometimes I get a little bit out of control with my rhymes Good God, dip, do a little slide Bend down, touch your toes and just glide Up the center of the dance floor Like TP for my bunghole And it's cool if you let one go Nobody's gonna know, who'd hear it? Give a little "poot poot", it's OK! [*fart sound*] Oops my CD just skipped And everyone just heard you let one rip

Now I'm gonna make you dance It's your chance Yeah boy shake that ass Oops I mean girl Girl, girl, girl Girl you know you're my world Alright now lose it (AH-AH-AH-AH-AH) Just lose it (AH-AH-AH-AH-AH) Go crazy (AH-AH-AH-AH-AH) Oh baby (AH-AH) Oh baby, baby (AH-AH)

Well, it's Friday and it's my day Just to party all the way to Sunday Maybe 'til Monday, I don't know what day Every day's just a holiday Cruisin' on the freeway Feelin' kinda breezy Got the top down, lettin' my hair blow I don't know where I'm goin' All I know is when I get there Someone's gonna touch my body

Excuse me miss, I don't mean to sound like a jerk But I'm feelin' just a little stressed out from work Could you punch me in the stomach and pull my hair? Spit on me, maybe gouge my eyes out? (Yeah) Now, what's your name girl? What's your sign? [Dr Dre] "Man, you must be up out your mind" DRE! (AH-AH) Beer Goggles! Blind! I'm just tryna unwind now I'm

Now I'm gonna make you dance It's your chance Yeah boy shake that ass Oops I mean girl Girl, girl, girl Girl you know you're my world Alright now lose it (AH-AH-AH-AH-AH) Just lose it (AH-AH-AH-AH-AH) Go crazy (AH-AH-AH-AH-AH) Oh baby (AH-AH) Oh baby, baby (AH-AH)

Well, it's Tuesday and I'm locked up I'm in jail and I don't know what happened They say I was running butt naked Down the street screaming (AH-AH-AH-AH-AH) Well I'm sorry, I don't remember All I know is this much I'm not guilty They said, "Save it, boy we got you on tape yellin' at an old lady to 'Touch my body!'"

Now this is the part where the rap breaks down It gets real intense, no one makes a sound Everything looks like it's 8 Mile now The beat comes back and everybody lose themselves Now snap back to reality Look it's B.Rabbit! Yo you signed me up to battle!? I'm a grown man! Chubba chubba chubba chubba chubba chubbie I don't have any lines to go right here so, chubba teletubbie! Fellas (WHAT?!) Fellas (WHAT?!) Grab your left nut, make your right one jealous (what?) Black girls White girls Skinny girls Fat girls Tall girls Small girls I'm callin' all girls

Everyone report to the dance floor It's your chance for a little romance or Butt squeezin' it's the season Just go (AH-AH-AH-AH) It's so appeasin'

Now I'm gonna make you dance It's your chance Yeah boy shake that ass Oops I mean girl Girl, girl, girl Girl you know you're my world Alright now lose it (AH-AH-AH-AH-AH) Just lose it (AH-AH-AH-AH-AH) Go crazy (AH-AH-AH-AH-AH) Oh baby (AH-AH) Oh baby, baby (AH-AH)

UmMmMmm touch my body UmMmMmm touch my body Ooh boy just touch my body I mean girl just touch my body

NU HUH

Silm shady

CHOCOLATE CHIP ARE FOR LIL ASS NIGGAS

So as your dad

Wit I forgot... You don't even have a dad

"unclem don touch me there. That's my, my no no spot"

In the lyrics, Marshall Mathers says, "Come here little kiddies, on my lap, guess whos back wiht a brand new rap, and I don't mean rap as in a new case of child molestation acusations."

HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT MAKE SENSE

IS THE DEMENTIA GETTING TO YOU SLEEPY JOE?

I want to sniff kids so bad

NOBODY WILL FUCKING VOTE FOR UR ASS FOR 2024

I love sniffing there hair

I'll take anyone exxept for Donnie T

Hey dont called me that

bruv i keep forgeting that joe donald and obama aren't friends and they dont trade lunches

Donald called me that and now you

ONG THAT FATASS POTATO

He's also a pedo, homophobic, and racist.

That big mac eater

He weights like 255 pounds or something

i liek sniffin their ass

kkk members

(kool kids klub)

I weigh from 98 pounds to 104 pounds.

i weight 600 pounds and i went on "my 600 pound life"

Fatass

nope

600 pounds is the normal body weight

No its not

Does anyone want my home address?

NAH I KNOW FOR A FACT YOU IS AG3.0

It makes you fat

SHUT YO ASS UP AG3.0

Who is that?

caught in 4k

STOP PLAYING DUMB

WAIT THE WEEB?

i want

What are you talking?

pls

gimmie ur home adress

now

pls

I don't even know this retard

Too bad

i wnat

because i don't knwo it

NAH THIS NIGGA LYING

I'm not

CAN'T EVEN CHANGE THE SAME GOOFY ASS PERSONALITY

WAIT

EVERYONE QUIET

burv ur lying

aw man :(

IF I SPELL SOMETHING WRONG

I'm not, I don't even know this kidd

HE'LL TRY TO CORRECT ME

Like what is he 9 or something

lies

It's because i dont know my address

NAH HE'S A MONKEY ASS UGLY ASS APE

HE'S STILL IN HIS MOTHER'S WOMB

I like baskemtball

Everyone quiet

I'm going to say something

Hey that's Obama favorite sport too

obunga

that will only be controversal to ag.

which one?

so we will know

the weeb

the weeb

What? I'm so confused

sorry lag

Is my dementia is working

weeb

jujutsu kaijun is ass

jujutsu kaijun is ass

jujutsu kaijun is ass

True

anime is ass

sorry lag

hmm

Fax

ag3.0 is a weeb

Fr

He's a fucking 9 year old

ONG HAVE YOU SEEN THAT UGLY ASS NIGGA'S FACE?

ag3.0's ginger friend is ugly

ya bruv

Fr

tru tru

Hes a 32 year old man i feel it

AG3.0 NEEDA FIX HIS GRAMMAR

his schools mascot is a bear

how u know

Freddy fazbear!

Its a buklldog he corrected me on that yestarday

It really is

pokemon le fornite babajee babajee

i saw a picture of his dumbass ginger friend

NAH THAT GINGER IS UGLY ASF

and he was wearing a shirt

OH WAIT I FORGOT

that had. A buldog

I FOUND HIS NEW TIK TOK

Say goodbye to college buddy

show

www.tiktok.com/@adriangorges2010?lang=en

ima switch to pc brb

y did bruver make a shrek video

Idk

Shrek is boring asf

NIGGA THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING "IDK" FOR YOU ARE AG3.0

What are you talking about?

I'm not him

YES THE FUCK YOU ARE

He is a 9 year old who doesn't have a mom

YOU GOT THE SAME GRAMMAR AND SHIT

THAT IS TRUE

friendly fire will not be tolerated

AUGHHHHHHHHHH IT’S CUMMING OUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTT IT’S CUMMING OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUAAAAAAA IT’S CUMMING OUTTT IT’S CUMMING OUT AHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHH IT’S CUMMING OUTTTTTT AUHHH-HUHHH-HUHHHH-HHHHUAUAAAAA

NIGGA THE FUCK?

What the hell?

it's cumming out bruv

Give me some ice cream right now

And I want to go to bed so I can sleep

Gues who's back

Back again

Shady’s back

Tell a friend

www.tiktok.com/@adriangorges2010/video/7278513520470183211?lang=en

no way bro is 13

I thought hes 9

he has less followers than me but his vids get more likes and views

cap

I thought he's 9

how is bro 13 he looksl ike a 52 yo man

So I can sniff on him

bruv u got caught in 4k we know it's u

www.tiktok.com/@ubisoftaddict?lang=en

this is mine

its really cringe

tik tak

wait u liv in scottland right?

i live in amerc

oh i thot u and toast go to the same school

*america*

amrica

I'm only 81 years old and how I'm not dead

toast lik=ves in america

my keyboard is fucked

he uses a vpn

Ykw I will hope off now

Goodbye

im lonely

It’s okay I’m here

ew

jk

Lmao

Hru

good

That’s good

www.tiktok.com/@ubisoftaddict?lang=en

if you odn folllow i will commit 9/11 pn your house'

dont

on

I won’t. I don’t have tiktok

oh damn

Hello

Can confirm

Based