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Cosmo the Intern

Leo's also not going to come back anymore

YEEEEEEESSSSSSS

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β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

also rap sthu respectfully

But Leo sucks

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

why not Leo?

i think that she's just done with this site

The REAL RB

But Leo sucks

that's an opinion, not a fact

Cosmo the Intern

that's an opinion, not a fact

Let’s be honest, it’s a FACT

One of the hoes I fucked this summer was probably your mom so be quiet

The REAL RB

Let’s be honest, it’s a FACT

right, its a fact that it is an opinion that leo sucks

The REAL RB

One of the hoes I fucked this summer was probably your mom so be quiet

mhm

Cosmo the Intern

right, its a fact that it is an opinion that leo sucks

Yeah well it’s also a FACT that you have the IQ of a soggy sponge

The REAL RB

Yeah well it’s also a FACT that you have the IQ of a soggy sponge

well, if you call that a fact, you have a very bad sense of the world. It's an opinion exagerrated by hyperbole

The REAL RB

Yeah well it’s also a FACT that you have the IQ of a soggy sponge

Itβ€˜s a fact that in your opinion itβ€˜s a fact that itβ€˜s a fact

Cosmo the Intern

well, if you call that a fact, you have a very bad sense of the world. It's an opinion exagerrated by hyperbole

If that was your shot at being INSIGHTFUL, you might wanna consider aiming a bit higher than the intellectual gutter you’re currently stuck in

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Itβ€˜s a fact that in your opinion itβ€˜s a fact that itβ€˜s a fact

Your logic is so circular it could be used as a HULA HOOP

The REAL RB

If that was your shot at being INSIGHTFUL, you might wanna consider aiming a bit higher than the intellectual gutter you’re currently stuck in

well, in this gutter, I have access to an extremely huge archive of knowledge.

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Itβ€˜s a fact that in your opinion itβ€˜s a fact that itβ€˜s a fact

based eagle nebula

Yeah you have a bunch of knowledge of nerd shit that you accesed from your cozy trash heap

The REAL RB

Yeah you have a bunch of knowledge of nerd shit that you accesed from your cozy trash heap

No offense, but which group of people do you think made it possible for you to share your opinions or, according to yourself, facts here?

The REAL RB

Yeah you have a bunch of knowledge of nerd shit that you accesed from your cozy trash heap

well, your trash is my treasure

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No offense, but which group of people do you think made it possible for you to share your opinions or, according to yourself, facts here?

A bunch of brilliant minds that had the misfortune of living in the same world as someone who thinks "no offense" magically absolves them from saying something idiotic

The REAL RB

A bunch of brilliant minds that had the misfortune of living in the same world as someone who thinks "no offense" magically absolves them from saying something idiotic

damn. that's kind of a sad comeback, ngl

Cosmo the Intern

well, your trash is my treasure

No wonder you're so good at TALKING trash then

Cosmo the Intern

damn. that's kind of a sad comeback, ngl

Your opinion is about as valuable as a PARTICIPATION TROPHY

The REAL RB

Your opinion is about as valuable as a PARTICIPATION TROPHY

I prefer to disagree

The REAL RB

Your opinion is about as valuable as a PARTICIPATION TROPHY

At least he doesn't presume to declare his personal opinion as irrefutable facts

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At least he doesn't presume to declare his personal opinion as irrefutable facts

β€žNo offenseβ€œ πŸ™ƒ

Cosmo the Intern

I prefer to disagree

Have you made a hobby out of being WRONG

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At least he doesn't presume to declare his personal opinion as irrefutable facts

Why are you slobbering on Wrongmo’s dick?

because I value nerds more than those who are ungrateful towards their work...? ^^

The REAL RB

Have you made a hobby out of being WRONG

buddy, science is full of new theories that constantly get disproved or refuted. But being wrong isn't part my hobby.

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because I value nerds more than those who are ungrateful towards their work...? ^^

based

I’m also struggling to grasp what made you feel the need to add your gender and age into your username

Oh is that supposed to be some space thing?

The REAL RB

Oh is that supposed to be some space thing?

It's a little Messier up in your mind than i thought

Cosmo the Intern

Leo's also not going to come back anymore

Thank god.

Cosmo the Intern

It's a little Messier up in your mind than i thought

That pun makes me want to ingest various toxic chemicals

The REAL RB

That pun makes me want to ingest various toxic chemicals

you actually did research

HEY AG REMEMBER THE TIME YOU POSTED THAT DICKPIC

Cosmo the Intern

you actually did research

Well yeah, I’m not LAZY…

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SAYS THE ONE THAT POSTED A DICKPIC

IT WAS REALLY SMALL TOO

Anonymous

SAYS THE ONE THAT POSTED A DICKPIC

GO GET A LIFE.

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CLEARLY DONT HAVE ONE IF YOURE POSTING A DICKPIC ON A JOKES SITE

Anonymous

CLEARLY DONT HAVE ONE IF YOURE POSTING A DICKPIC ON A JOKES SITE

AT LEAST I GO OUTSIDE AND TOUCH GRASS.

BUT YOU TOUCH THAT 3 INCH DICK EVEN MORE

That's why nobody likes you, and you have no friends you dumbass.

SAYS THE GUY WHO EVERYONE WANTS BANNED

Anonymous

SAYS THE GUY WHO EVERYONE WANTS BANNED

Is that your only comeback?

Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ain’t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ain’t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dog’s fossil! Boy what are you talking about with yo nasty ass boy you better get yo 🎢autumn was an average kid that no one understands WOAHH! Mom and Dad and Grandma always giving him commands!🎢Lookin ass boy bruh your balls dropped and then climbed back up boy! Stop playing with me boy you sexually identify as an unsolved Rubik’s cube! You made an NFT of your grandma twerking on a pickle! You tried turning your dishwasher into a bitcoin mining rig! Your best friend is a little mouse who lives under your bed in a Pringles can! Mom uses a jump rope as a belt! Your grandpa got an emergency heart transplant with a capri sun pouch! Your barber lined you up with a weedwacker! You had esex with Moby from Brain Pop in an encrypted HTML file! Uncle got arrested for eating a blueberry out of an orangutan’s asshole! Your sister’s currently engaged to an anthropomorphic dung beetle named, Stefan! Grandpa got held up by a pigeon with a Mohawk on the subway! You posted an Instagram story of a Jamaican cricket giving a lap dance in the back of a toys R us! Your dad was trying to flip Patrick the star’s belly button lint on the dark web to pay off your house mortgage! Your mother bought you a PS5 for successfully drawing a triangle! Your grandpa’s build like an expired chug jug! And your legal name is fang claw fuzzle wuzzles! Get yo ass on boy I’m not done with you bruh! I’m not done with you bruh you better get yo hippopotamus smelling cocomelon registered internet felon nasty and nerf a cleanse Foster home for imaginary friends! Excuse me, I only date 10$! Looking ass out of my face bruh stop playin bruh! Ants be using your grandma’s buttcrack as a slip and slide! In fact you finna pull up to yo grandmother’s funeral dressed up as a rabid orangutan! Yo furry ass boy you gonna OOHOOHOO I’m sorry grandma OOOHOOHOOHOO! Stop playing with my bruh you bout nasty as hell bruh! Bruh you be hitting on girls at lunchtime with yo sacred mating call! You be standing on the table going UUUUAAAAOOOAAAU! Stop playing boy you bout nasty ad hell bruh! Boy you better get yo pterodactyl good at scrabble shriveled apple attracted to beef cattle conceived on a horse saddle you don’t run you skedaddle pastor did questionable things to you in the middle of a church chapel lookin ass back boy! You bout dirty as hell! Better get yo 🎢all of you hoes, all of you hoes! You don’t remember who y’all talkin to it’s the discord CEO! 🎢lookin ass back out of my face! Boy you bout dirty as hell! Get yo lol diggity diggity ass on boyyyy!

AT LEAST I DONT GLAZE PACKGOD AND DAGGER

Anonymous

AT LEAST I DONT GLAZE PACKGOD AND DAGGER

At least I'm not annoying.

You're fucking annoying.

OH YEAH ASK ANYONE ON THIS SITE

I just took a horse cock

Anonymous

OH YEAH ASK ANYONE ON THIS SITE

Stop trolling in this site.

I’m the real opal, you you twisted addlepedated fuck

AG I JUST KNOW YOU STROKE YOUR 3 INCH PICKLE TO PACKGOD R34

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YOURE NOT A FUCKING MODERATOR AND MODERATORS CANT BAN ANONS

well, he was actually just appointed mod to sub in for jake.

Cosmo the Intern

well, he was actually just appointed mod to sub in for jake.

fake

Cosmo the Intern

well, he was actually just appointed mod to sub in for jake.

Bro what

ok ag if you are a mod delete this comment

Heroin Monkey

ok ag if you are a mod delete this comment

bro, trust me

Cosmo the Intern

you know. you were there.

Uh yeeeeaaahh totally !!

Heroin Monkey

if ag is a mod just ban me

you were also there.

Cosmo the Intern

you were also there.

no i fuking wanst

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

wont happen

just who i was waiting for

Bro is Ag saying he's a mod?

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

I can

alr ethan is ag a mod

Cosmo the Intern

DADDY

Kiddo

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

I can

this is what i was waiting for

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

AG is not a mod

EXACTLY COSMO

Cosmo the Intern

it was a bluff

Why would you bluff on AG’s behalf

Heroin Monkey

wait is cosmo an ag alt

No that's me

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Cosmo the Intern

bro

Why were you in cahoots with AG in the first place

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Blach.

What?

The REAL RB

Why were you in cahoots with AG in the first place

bro. it was a bluff

the country of niger is situated in west africa

ITS BEEN ALLOWED FOR SUCH A LONG TIME NOW

I've said it so much recently

Cosmo the Intern

bro. it was a bluff

If your poker face is anything like your wit, you must be losing chips faster than you lose BRAIN CELLS

β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

Matt

When.

bro look at matts most recent community post

Heroin Monkey

EXACTLY COSMO

That's not Cosmo.

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go find them recently thogt

Thogt?

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Heroin Monkey

the country of niger is situated in west africa

Thanks for that riveting geography lesson

The REAL RB

Thanks for that riveting geography lesson

^

Cosmo the Intern

huh?

Check the comment.

Heroin Monkey

EXACTLY COSMO

^^^^^^

Bro, I want to be a mod!

bro ag i would be a better mod than you

I want to be a mod so bad that I want to ban people.

Let’s be real, I’d be the best mod

The REAL RB

Let’s be real, I’d be the best mod

no

You guys couldn’t moderate your way out of a PAPER BAG

youd ban anyone who doesnt listen to rap

Anonymous

But I'm very mature.

you posted a dickpic

Anonymous

But I'm very mature.

You post dickpics and copy Packgod roasts I’d aspire for a better future

Heroin Monkey

you posted a dickpic

Bro.

The dickpic is very old right now.

Heroin Monkey

youd ban anyone who doesnt listen to rap

Yeah well YOU’d turn the website into a brainrot meme forum

I've been posted a dickpic like 2 years ago.

And you guys are still talking about it right now.

The REAL RB

Yeah well YOU’d turn the website into a brainrot meme forum

thats not what mods do

Heroin Monkey

thats not what mods do

Yeah but YOU’d wanna do that

Anonymous

And you guys are still talking about it right now.

it was like a couple months ago

The REAL RB

Yeah but YOU’d wanna do that

not really

Heroin Monkey

it was like a couple months ago

I was being sarcastic.

The REAL RB

Yeah well YOU’d turn the website into a brainrot meme forum

not really

I literally won Nugget’s mod poll along with Wade

The REAL RB

I literally won Nugget’s mod poll along with Wade

well, now you are a lot more chill. But you still wouldn't be a good mod, personally

Yeah but Wade is cool unlike fagger

also the last poll was wade v jake you werent there and wade won

The REAL RB

Yeah but Wade is cool unlike fagger

yeah, dagger was pretty evil, but you never even saw him

Cosmo the Intern

yeah, dagger was pretty evil, but you never even saw him

Sure I did dumbass

The REAL RB

Sure I did dumbass

you weren't on before february

Cosmo the Intern

you weren't on before february

I met him back when I was an anon and also on Slecthwitze

rapboat came on while i was on spring break so like april may

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wOaH WoAH WoaH No N WoRdS

Anybody remember Thatguy and Igloo and you?

At least I can said the N word.

I have a billions of n word passes.

Anonymous

I have a billions of n word passes.

They probably don’t even let you say the B-SLUR

The REAL RB

They probably don’t even let you say the B-SLUR

I know what is the B-SLUR IS.

Anonymous

I know what is the B-SLUR IS.

Yeah but they don’t let you SAY it

The REAL RB

Yeah but they don’t let you SAY it

Beaner.

Why is your mustache blonde and your hair black?

Anonymous

I look so sexy.

tell that to your waifu body pillow

The REAL RB

Why is your mustache blonde and your hair black?

Have you heard of puberty before?

Heroin Monkey

tell that to your waifu body pillow

I don't have it.

Anonymous

Have you heard of puberty before?

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH HAVING 2 DIFFERENT HAIR COLORS RETARD!!!!!!

The REAL RB

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH HAVING 2 DIFFERENT HAIR COLORS RETARD!!!!!!

You we're talking about a moustache part.

Anonymous

You we're talking about a moustache part.

Look at the message you REPLIED to, thickface

Anonymous

Have you heard of puberty before?

^

The REAL RB

Why is your mustache blonde and your hair black?

^^

Cosmo the Intern

who cares

About you

Cosmo the Intern

many people

Well if they’re females I probably fucked them

The REAL RB

I MYSELF am underage

still pretty fucked up

Haven’t you heard of Romeo and Juliet laws????

I'm 25 years old bitch.

I’m not saying it’s moral or anything but under Romeo and Juliet laws, a 17 year old can legally fuck a 13 year old

What does it have to do with the "Romeo and Juliet laws"?

Im 25 and fucked a 9 year old.

BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT IT’S FUCKING CALLED!!!!

The REAL RB

I’m not saying it’s moral or anything but under Romeo and Juliet laws, a 17 year old can legally fuck a 13 year old

depends on the state

YOU THINK I’M THE ONE WHO WROTE THAT INTO THE FUCKING CONSTITUTION?!?!?! NO I DIDN’T!!!!!!! I’M STATING A FUCKING FACTUAL PIECE OF INFORMATION!!!!!!!!

Trolling is for losers.

And yelling is for losers as well.

Cosmo the Intern

depends on the state

Ever heard of a road trip?

Anonymous

And yelling is for losers as well.

Yeah and so is eating, blinking, breathing, being…

I'm 25 years old and fucked up a 25 year old lady.

Anonymous

Bro is Ag saying he's a mod?

I am a mod.

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That is tbe n word, and by Matts words

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look just bear with me y'all I'm not allowed to say it due to Matt's older mod post the thing that was allowed wasn't allowed by Matt but I wont get onto y'all with warnings for it I'll tell u to js chill and delete that Post/ wordage so I don't get taken off mod , not being a meat rider js kinda chaotic w my schedule right now so Please bear with me :) , I'll show y'all proof l8r on today or tmrw due to me being busy today also

Heroin Monkey

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