Opal's Access to the Site

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  • she also messaged me about it.

    Leo's also not going to come back anymore

    THAT’S AWESOME NEWS!!!!

    πŸŽ‰πŸ₯³πŸŽŠπŸŽˆ

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    why not Leo?

    i think that she's just done with this site

    RapBoat

    But Leo sucks

    that's an opinion, not a fact

    Cosmo idk

    that's an opinion, not a fact

    Let’s be honest, it’s a FACT

    One of the hoes I fucked this summer was probably your mom so be quiet

    RapBoat

    Let’s be honest, it’s a FACT

    right, its a fact that it is an opinion that leo sucks

    RapBoat

    One of the hoes I fucked this summer was probably your mom so be quiet

    mhm

    Cosmo idk

    right, its a fact that it is an opinion that leo sucks

    Yeah well it’s also a FACT that you have the IQ of a soggy sponge

    well, if you call that a fact, you have a very bad sense of the world. It's an opinion exagerrated by hyperbole

    RapBoat

    Yeah well it’s also a FACT that you have the IQ of a soggy sponge

    Itβ€˜s a fact that in your opinion itβ€˜s a fact that itβ€˜s a fact

    Cosmo idk

    well, if you call that a fact, you have a very bad sense of the world. It's an opinion exagerrated by hyperbole

    If that was your shot at being INSIGHTFUL, you might wanna consider aiming a bit higher than the intellectual gutter you’re currently stuck in

    Anonymous

    Itβ€˜s a fact that in your opinion itβ€˜s a fact that itβ€˜s a fact

    Your logic is so circular it could be used as a HULA HOOP

    RapBoat

    If that was your shot at being INSIGHTFUL, you might wanna consider aiming a bit higher than the intellectual gutter you’re currently stuck in

    well, in this gutter, I have access to an extremely huge archive of knowledge.

    Anonymous

    Itβ€˜s a fact that in your opinion itβ€˜s a fact that itβ€˜s a fact

    based eagle nebula

    Yeah you have a bunch of knowledge of nerd shit that you accesed from your cozy trash heap

    No offense, but which group of people do you think made it possible for you to share your opinions or, according to yourself, facts here?

    RapBoat

    Yeah you have a bunch of knowledge of nerd shit that you accesed from your cozy trash heap

    well, your trash is my treasure

    Anonymous

    No offense, but which group of people do you think made it possible for you to share your opinions or, according to yourself, facts here?

    A bunch of brilliant minds that had the misfortune of living in the same world as someone who thinks "no offense" magically absolves them from saying something idiotic

    damn. that's kind of a sad comeback, ngl

    Cosmo idk

    well, your trash is my treasure

    No wonder you're so good at TALKING trash then

    Cosmo idk

    damn. that's kind of a sad comeback, ngl

    Your opinion is about as valuable as a PARTICIPATION TROPHY

    RapBoat

    Your opinion is about as valuable as a PARTICIPATION TROPHY

    At least he doesn't presume to declare his personal opinion as irrefutable facts

    β€žNo offenseβ€œ πŸ™ƒ

    Cosmo idk

    I prefer to disagree

    Have you made a hobby out of being WRONG

    what, eagle nebula, are you into astronomy?

    Anonymous

    At least he doesn't presume to declare his personal opinion as irrefutable facts

    Why are you slobbering on Wrongmo’s dick?

    because I value nerds more than those who are ungrateful towards their work...? ^^

    RapBoat

    Have you made a hobby out of being WRONG

    buddy, science is full of new theories that constantly get disproved or refuted. But being wrong isn't part my hobby.

    Anonymous

    because I value nerds more than those who are ungrateful towards their work...? ^^

    based

    I’m also struggling to grasp what made you feel the need to add your gender and age into your username

    Oh is that supposed to be some space thing?

    It's a little Messier up in your mind than i thought

    Or is it a double entendre?

    Cosmo idk

    Leo's also not going to come back anymore

    Thank god.

    bro, she actually isn't bad

    Cosmo idk

    It's a little Messier up in your mind than i thought

    That pun makes me want to ingest various toxic chemicals

    RapBoat

    That pun makes me want to ingest various toxic chemicals

    you actually did research

    HEY AG REMEMBER THE TIME YOU POSTED THAT DICKPIC

    Cosmo idk

    you actually did research

    Well yeah, I’m not LAZY…

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    SAYS THE ONE THAT POSTED A DICKPIC

    Anonymous

    SAYS THE ONE THAT POSTED A DICKPIC

    GO GET A LIFE.

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    CLEARLY DONT HAVE ONE IF YOURE POSTING A DICKPIC ON A JOKES SITE

    AT LEAST I GO OUTSIDE AND TOUCH GRASS.

    BUT YOU TOUCH THAT 3 INCH DICK EVEN MORE

    That's why nobody likes you, and you have no friends you dumbass.

    SAYS THE GUY WHO EVERYONE WANTS BANNED

    Is that your only comeback?

    Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ain’t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ain’t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dog’s fossil! Boy what are you talking about with yo nasty ass boy you better get yo 🎢autumn was an average kid that no one understands WOAHH! Mom and Dad and Grandma always giving him commands!🎢Lookin ass boy bruh your balls dropped and then climbed back up boy! Stop playing with me boy you sexually identify as an unsolved Rubik’s cube! You made an NFT of your grandma twerking on a pickle! You tried turning your dishwasher into a bitcoin mining rig! Your best friend is a little mouse who lives under your bed in a Pringles can! Mom uses a jump rope as a belt! Your grandpa got an emergency heart transplant with a capri sun pouch! Your barber lined you up with a weedwacker! You had esex with Moby from Brain Pop in an encrypted HTML file! Uncle got arrested for eating a blueberry out of an orangutan’s asshole! Your sister’s currently engaged to an anthropomorphic dung beetle named, Stefan! Grandpa got held up by a pigeon with a Mohawk on the subway! You posted an Instagram story of a Jamaican cricket giving a lap dance in the back of a toys R us! Your dad was trying to flip Patrick the star’s belly button lint on the dark web to pay off your house mortgage! Your mother bought you a PS5 for successfully drawing a triangle! Your grandpa’s build like an expired chug jug! And your legal name is fang claw fuzzle wuzzles! Get yo ass on boy I’m not done with you bruh! I’m not done with you bruh you better get yo hippopotamus smelling cocomelon registered internet felon nasty and nerf a cleanse Foster home for imaginary friends! Excuse me, I only date 10$! Looking ass out of my face bruh stop playin bruh! Ants be using your grandma’s buttcrack as a slip and slide! In fact you finna pull up to yo grandmother’s funeral dressed up as a rabid orangutan! Yo furry ass boy you gonna OOHOOHOO I’m sorry grandma OOOHOOHOOHOO! Stop playing with my bruh you bout nasty as hell bruh! Bruh you be hitting on girls at lunchtime with yo sacred mating call! You be standing on the table going UUUUAAAAOOOAAAU! Stop playing boy you bout nasty ad hell bruh! Boy you better get yo pterodactyl good at scrabble shriveled apple attracted to beef cattle conceived on a horse saddle you don’t run you skedaddle pastor did questionable things to you in the middle of a church chapel lookin ass back boy! You bout dirty as hell! Better get yo 🎢all of you hoes, all of you hoes! You don’t remember who y’all talkin to it’s the discord CEO! 🎢lookin ass back out of my face! Boy you bout dirty as hell! Get yo lol diggity diggity ass on boyyyy!

    AT LEAST I DONT GLAZE PACKGOD AND DAGGER

    At least I'm not annoying.

    OH YEAH ASK ANYONE ON THIS SITE

    I just took a horse cock

    Anonymous

    OH YEAH ASK ANYONE ON THIS SITE

    Stop trolling in this site.

    I’m the real opal, you you twisted addlepedated fuck

    AG I JUST KNOW YOU STROKE YOUR 3 INCH PICKLE TO PACKGOD R34

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    YOURE NOT A FUCKING MODERATOR AND MODERATORS CANT BAN ANONS

    well, he was actually just appointed mod to sub in for jake.

    Cosmo idk

    well, he was actually just appointed mod to sub in for jake.

    Bro what

    ok ag if you are a mod delete this comment

    RapBoat

    Bro what

    you know. you were there.

    Heroin Monkey

    ok ag if you are a mod delete this comment

    bro, trust me

    Cosmo idk

    you know. you were there.

    Uh yeeeeaaahh totally !!

    Heroin Monkey

    if ag is a mod just ban me

    you were also there.

    Cosmo idk

    you were also there.

    no i fuking wanst

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    wont happen

    just who i was waiting for

    Heroin Monkey

    no i fuking wanst

    bro, i was bluffing

    Bro is Ag saying he's a mod?

    Anonymous

    Sup

    Wsg Blach

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    I can

    alr ethan is ag a mod

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    I can

    this is what i was waiting for

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    AG is not a mod

    EXACTLY COSMO

    Cosmo idk

    it was a bluff

    Why would you bluff on AG’s behalf

    Heroin Monkey

    wait is cosmo an ag alt

    No that's me

    Heroin Monkey

    wait is cosmo an ag alt

    bro

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    Cosmo idk

    bro

    Why were you in cahoots with AG in the first place

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    Blach.

    What?

    RapBoat

    Why were you in cahoots with AG in the first place

    bro. it was a bluff

    the country of niger is situated in west africa

    ITS BEEN ALLOWED FOR SUCH A LONG TIME NOW

    I've said it so much recently

    Cosmo idk

    bro. it was a bluff

    If your poker face is anything like your wit, you must be losing chips faster than you lose BRAIN CELLS

    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    Matt

    When.

    bro look at matts most recent community post

    Heroin Monkey

    EXACTLY COSMO

    That's not Cosmo.

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    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    go find them recently thogt

    Thogt?

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    Heroin Monkey

    the country of niger is situated in west africa

    Thanks for that riveting geography lesson

    Anonymous

    That's not Cosmo.

    huh?

    RapBoat

    Thanks for that riveting geography lesson

    ^

    Cosmo idk

    huh?

    Check the comment.

    Heroin Monkey

    EXACTLY COSMO

    ^^^^^^

    I want to be a mod so bad that I want to ban people.

    Let’s be real, I’d be the best mod

    You guys couldn’t moderate your way out of a PAPER BAG

    Anonymous

    But I'm very mature.

    you posted a dickpic

    Anonymous

    But I'm very mature.

    You post dickpics and copy Packgod roasts I’d aspire for a better future

    Heroin Monkey

    you posted a dickpic

    Bro.

    The dickpic is very old right now.

    Heroin Monkey

    youd ban anyone who doesnt listen to rap

    Yeah well YOU’d turn the website into a brainrot meme forum

    I've been posted a dickpic like 2 years ago.

    And you guys are still talking about it right now.

    RapBoat

    Yeah well YOU’d turn the website into a brainrot meme forum

    thats not what mods do

    Yeah but YOU’d wanna do that

    Anonymous

    And you guys are still talking about it right now.

    it was like a couple months ago

    Anonymous

    ^^^^^^

    bro, i am cosmo

    RapBoat

    Yeah but YOU’d wanna do that

    not really

    Heroin Monkey

    it was like a couple months ago

    I was being sarcastic.

    RapBoat

    Yeah well YOU’d turn the website into a brainrot meme forum

    not really

    I literally won Nugget’s mod poll along with Wade

    RapBoat

    I literally won Nugget’s mod poll along with Wade

    well, now you are a lot more chill. But you still wouldn't be a good mod, personally

    Yeah but Wade is cool unlike fagger

    also the last poll was wade v jake you werent there and wade won

    RapBoat

    Yeah but Wade is cool unlike fagger

    yeah, dagger was pretty evil, but you never even saw him

    Cosmo idk

    yeah, dagger was pretty evil, but you never even saw him

    Sure I did dumbass

    RapBoat

    Sure I did dumbass

    you weren't on before february

    I met him back when I was an anon and also on Slecthwitze

    rapboat came on while i was on spring break so like april may

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    I have a surplus of passes

    yeah, but they don't work here

    Anybody remember Thatguy and Igloo and you?

    At least I can said the N word.

    What about Gwen and addison???

    I have a billions of n word passes.

    Anonymous

    I have a billions of n word passes.

    They probably don’t even let you say the B-SLUR

    I know what is the B-SLUR IS.

    Anonymous

    I know what is the B-SLUR IS.

    Yeah but they don’t let you SAY it

    RapBoat

    Yeah but they don’t let you SAY it

    Beaner.

    Why is your mustache blonde and your hair black?

    Anonymous

    I look so sexy.

    tell that to your waifu body pillow

    RapBoat

    Why is your mustache blonde and your hair black?

    Have you heard of puberty before?

    Heroin Monkey

    tell that to your waifu body pillow

    I don't have it.

    Anonymous

    Have you heard of puberty before?

    WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH HAVING 2 DIFFERENT HAIR COLORS RETARD!!!!!!

    bro, it's just very thin, so it looks brown

    RapBoat

    WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH HAVING 2 DIFFERENT HAIR COLORS RETARD!!!!!!

    You we're talking about a moustache part.

    MF LOOKS LIKE A POTATO!!!!

    Anonymous

    You we're talking about a moustache part.

    Look at the message you REPLIED to, thickface

    Anonymous

    Have you heard of puberty before?

    ^

    RapBoat

    Why is your mustache blonde and your hair black?

    ^^

    Cosmo idk

    who cares

    About you

    Anonymous

    Arguing is for losers.

    that depends

    RapBoat

    About you

    many people

    Well if they’re females I probably fucked them

    During my summer hookup spree

    so you fucked many underage girls?

    I MYSELF am underage

    RapBoat

    I MYSELF am underage

    still pretty fucked up

    Haven’t you heard of Romeo and Juliet laws????

    I’m not saying it’s moral or anything but under Romeo and Juliet laws, a 17 year old can legally fuck a 13 year old

    What does it have to do with the "Romeo and Juliet laws"?

    Im 25 and fucked a 9 year old.

    BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT IT’S FUCKING CALLED!!!!

    RapBoat

    I’m not saying it’s moral or anything but under Romeo and Juliet laws, a 17 year old can legally fuck a 13 year old

    depends on the state

    YOU THINK I’M THE ONE WHO WROTE THAT INTO THE FUCKING CONSTITUTION?!?!?! NO I DIDN’T!!!!!!! I’M STATING A FUCKING FACTUAL PIECE OF INFORMATION!!!!!!!!

    And yelling is for losers as well.

    Cosmo idk

    depends on the state

    Ever heard of a road trip?

    Anonymous

    And yelling is for losers as well.

    Yeah and so is eating, blinking, breathing, being…

    I'm 25 years old and fucked up a 25 year old lady.

    Anonymous

    Bro is Ag saying he's a mod?

    I am a mod.

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    That is tbe n word, and by Matts words

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    look just bear with me y'all I'm not allowed to say it due to Matt's older mod post the thing that was allowed wasn't allowed by Matt but I wont get onto y'all with warnings for it I'll tell u to js chill and delete that Post/ wordage so I don't get taken off mod , not being a meat rider js kinda chaotic w my schedule right now so Please bear with me :) , I'll show y'all proof l8r on today or tmrw due to me being busy today also

    Heroin Monkey

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    Adrian Gorges is the most sexiest person in Earth.

    Skilled Tang