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Both of my parents have died and I don't know how much pain i can take anymore maybe its time to put an end to myself and my life
My mom died from being shot and my dad at her remaining My dad died from being beat in prison and attempted on me 5 times, also he ate my mom remains as well
so before y'all make fun of people and how they look and why they act like that maybe y'all should go and ask them why there like that and if they tell you they tell you if they don't they don't
If robin hood robs the rich and gives to the poor, wouldn't he have to give the rich the money if he gives to the poor? And what if he makes the poor rich wouldn't he have to rob the person he gave money to?
Hello everyone! I need some help. Think you can help me out here? - I need a knew name for my kitten. I just got her and love her! I have no idea's but I hope some of you do. Please don't pick silly names, but the best name will be considered and I will follow you and make a post on why people should follow you. But for that to happen YOU need to have the best name! Adios for now everyone.
I'm making a new acc called "Chloe". Simple :)
OK. I'm not saying any names here, but some people here need to calm the heck down. This site is for jokes, not for giving crappy opinions that only make people upset. Is it so hard to be kind? Or are some of you guys just bad at being good people? I also have not been the best person here, so in the comments we actually need to discuss problems that we can actually help. I don't want any BS about "iT doEsnT maTTEr, peoPLe wOn't LIstEn". It is your job as a human being to be kind and accepting to others. So address problems that I, as well as others have, that can be fixed.
GENESIS 6 Wickedness in the World 1When human beings began to increase in number on the earth and daughters were born to them, 2the sons of God saw that the daughters of humans were beautiful, and they married any of them they chose. 3Then the Lord said, “My Spirit will not contend with humans forever, for they are mortal; their days will be a hundred and twenty years.” 4The Nephilim were on the earth in those days—a… Read more
Hey I got a riddle for y’all.
In 1893, a family in a rural village welcomed twins. One a girl, and the other a boy. The girl was named Martha and the boy named Henry. As the children grew, their family’s fortune did as well, and soon they were able to move out of the rural village and into the city. It is now 1903, and the family of 4 purchases a large house and several acres of land on the edge of the city. Over th… Read more
With Halloween just around the corner (or already happening for many people), I found it fitting to conclude this series of questions with one relating to the holiday. And so, here it is:
What is your FAVORITE CANDY? Which one makes your eyes light up when you look into your bag? Which one makes your tongue tingle in excitement? There seems to be a lot of location variance on here so I’m very interested in seeing the replies!!
Oki guys, heres a small recount of my school camp 😂😂😂😂
So, day 1, we went to do the high ropes and leap of faith stuff at Woodhouse. Then, that night I had no sleep. Why? THE BOYS WERE:
1, SUMMONING THE SPAGHETTI MAN (so scary, right?)
2. SCREAMING, YELLING AND MOANING ALL NIGHT.
3. DING DONG DITCHING US NON STOP.
4. HAVING A BLOODY MOTHERS MEETING IN THE HALLWAY AT 12 IN THE MORNING.
5. WALKING AROUND SINGING THE BLOODY PEPPA PIG SONG
AND 6. WALKING AROUND WITH THEIR SHOES MAKING THUMPING SOUNDS.
Day 2, much better day. We went kayaking and went to the beach to go boogie boarding. I had a much better sleep. Not much happened that day, and today was pretty good. 👌
Okay guys, there is someone making a false acc of mine, do Not follow her or fall for it. This is making me really pissed rn and it's not okay. I would never ever tell u guys to follow me bc of my Anxiety. DO. NOT. FALL. FOR. IT.
some of u people are so mean whoever made this website needs to be nicer and make sure the jokes are funny not mean and hurtful in fact I am adopted and I went to the jokes about that but they were ruthless instead of funny and I think some of u should listen to k-love 94.1 or 89.3 and then read the bible start w/Matthew then ask God into your life
This goes for pretty much everyone, but especially Hailey since she seems to get picked on the most. Don’t listen to all these retards who try to insult your looks. They’re either fat discord-mod neckbeards who haven’t touched grass for 8 years or ugly loners who try to make themselves feel better by attempting to break people down to their level. They’re just idiot trolls who hide behind the “anonymous” cover because they’re too afraid to show themselves to the world. To all of you jerks who think this is a good idea, how about instead of wasting time screwing with other people you go worry about fixing your lives, because I’m telling you, this is NOT the way.
Why is this site filled with dumbass little kids and braindead monkey zoomers? This site is supposed to be for adult jokes made by and for respectable, civilized, humans. instead it's filled with twitter-loving consumer algorithm-fried zoomers and children. Fucking ban them already or make a containment site to filter that garbage out, we the community want to see true jokes on the front page, not "IF THIS HITS 69 LI… Read more
remember that tom? the inapprpriate one? he said this to me:
please fuck me please!!!! ur so cute hes making me feel really uncomfutable pls someone report him
I am the one, don't weigh a ton Don't need a gun to get respect up on the street (okay) Under the sun, the bastard son Will pop the Glock to feed himself and family (sheesh) By any means, your enemies my enemies We wet them up like a canteen (damn) The yellow tape surrounds the fate Don't have a face so now you late, open the gates
Great, eliminate like ElimiDate (woo) Hey, young boy had to penetrate (ooh) Face, you… Read more
Yo Tom I don't remember making you a pedo, oh it's probably because we used the left overs to make you..
does any one have that 1 person who makes your life a living hell . if so tell me the reason.
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans .Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
HELLO dear People on this site, I Just wan't to tell you all that this site Is officially become the worst site ever becous you guys argue more as you should and you barlie write any jokes or post any mems. You just argue it's not normal to argue this much when you probably don't even know each other. The site is called worst jokes ever because you should write you're best jokes but when you guys are on it's called worst people that exist. So somme people say sorry exept it and don't make something up or something just exept it.
This is an offensive jokes site. If you think your going to make your friends laugh with these jokes, think again.