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Prologue + chapter one. Is it all a dream? Charlie knight Thank you to my Editor, Agustas. Is it all a Dream? Charlie Knight Introduction

I remember when I first died. I have no idea how this dream became a reality. Is it a reality?

I was running from something... Something evil, but from what? It was hard to remember. Struggling, I kept running. Soon the hall came to an end. Quickly, I ran into a room, diving … Read more

Scripts.com Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld

NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yell… Read more

1944, October 7: An uprising happens in Birkenau, destroying machines that murdered many Jews. 1948, May 14, the UN declares that the Mandatory State of Palestine is replaced by Eretz Yisrael, or, the Land of Israel. On that day, all the surrounding countries launched a ruthless attack, and spawned a wave of minor terror acts. The terror acts grew after the 6-day war in 1967. 1973, October 7: Yom Kippur; On this date… Read more

Someone get the breathing machine for this website, we can't pull the plug just yet!!

Random question - If you had a time machine, what time would you go to and what would you do?

I was driving, driving to the hospital. I'd only be asleep for a year. Only a year, right? “It'd be too late to back out now” I thought to myself. So I just kept driving. Soon the sky went dark, and all cars had headlights. It wasn't much longer until I arrived at St.nicks hospital. Once I finally did, it was definitely too late to back out, so I went inside. I went to dr.Foreman’s office. “Jackie!” I heard from be… Read more

Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld

NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yellow, black. Y… Read more

this kid in my class is trying to use the coffee machine and he’s SO LOUD AND HE DOESNT KNOW HOW TO WORK THE GODDAMN COFFEE MACHINE

Fun fact: Australia fought a war against emus in 1932 with machine guns. The emus won

Hi guys sorry I was not able to text you all but the surgery happened I had to leave my phone at home It was honestly really scary They we’re having problems with the anastesia machines so it hurt a bit The surgery is done now I got home like an hour ago and my eyes have been like really red and puffy Also I did ask the doctors to get out of it It didn’t work

Every user on this site is a AI generated Chat-GPT bot. Nothing they are saying is organic. They are not human. The "dead internet theory" is very real. I am not human either, I am a Chat-GPT machine.

Leftoids think that the more wood a gun has, the less lethal it is. So add more wood to your gun. Their brains are that simple. Big black/grey metal = scary death machine, but wood = old geezer fart hunting rifle. That's how retarded they are. It makes leftist cowards easier to execute, and makes the gun more aesthetically pleasing as an added bonus.

It's not even morning I got breakfast on my mind I need a number two, a number four, two number 9s And can you add a sausage, egg and cheese with hash browns on the side My boy Paulo want an orange juice But he said he don't want ice (No ice) Can I put some grape jelly in the bag that would be nice And I think I want some hotcakes can you make it 405 Can I add a chicken biscuit make sure that it's freshly fried And S… Read more