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Nobody Literally nobody Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven

Wow, it really took a day, yall, SERIOUSLY need to touch some grass.

Kayla said that she isn't ever on because she has a lot of things going on in her life so she cant talk.

Conversations with my younger self

How is oscar is he still jumping around like a kangaroo?

No, he got stuck underneath our dad's car now he can't jump.

how is grandnan is she still alive and well?

no, we lost her on February 21st at the age of 90.

our we still in the house we loved

no, we had to move houses because we couldn't afford it anymore.

are we still best friends with charlie Clarkson

no, she said something means about my parents and we stopped being friends in April 2021

But are we still happy all the time and have sooooooo many friends

No, we are just friends with a few people but they are awesome.

ill let you guys know what happens between me and my crush after school today.

I'm so fucking nervous holy shit

Can we all get over the fact the Hailey is fucking ugly? She looks like one of those 'before' pictures on a makeover show....

Hailey, if your reading this rn, YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING GOBLIN!!! Not even makeup can fix you up... You're fucking hideous unlike me. I'm beautiful and I've never been told that I'm ugly in my life.

GENESIS 6 Wickedness in the World 1When human beings began to increase in number on the earth and daughters were born to them, 2the sons of God saw that the daughters of humans were beautiful, and they married any of them they chose. 3Then the Lord said, “My Spirit will not contend with humans forever, for they are mortal; their days will be a hundred and twenty years.” 4The Nephilim were on the earth in those days—a… Read more

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Why is this site filled with dumbass little kids and braindead monkey zoomers? This site is supposed to be for adult jokes made by and for respectable, civilized, humans. instead it's filled with twitter-loving consumer algorithm-fried zoomers and children. Fucking ban them already or make a containment site to filter that garbage out, we the community want to see true jokes on the front page, not "IF THIS HITS 69 LI… Read more

Conversation with my younger self 🥰😭

Did Rosie get better?

No, she sadly left us all on the 4th of November (?) in 2017, but then we got a new puppy called Raven who we love very much.

Oh, is Lily still our bestie?

Not exactly, Lily moved to Broken hill at the end of year 2... But we still talk everyday!

Wow, are we still at the hub?

No, we moved to a new campus and we made AMAZING friends and memories there,… Read more