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eh lifes midd rn hm maybe I should talk to my gf oh wait I forgot I found her cheating on me with my friends even after dating her for over 1 year then telling me she was lonely and he was there saying he had what I didn't and still being with him but begging me for forgiveness so who's ready to welcome another single buddy 🙂

if you don't like my spelling explain bear, have you realized I'm a duck and you are a bear I've got more internet power and meme power so shut the Duck up and get a life and stay off my property or the internet.

It’s time for me to leave this website once and for all. No, I’m not going to come back to the website for a while, (I’m trying one year) and it’s because I’m not doing well and ruining you guys’s experiences on this website. I’m sorry for everything i’ve ever done, being other people wasn’t cool and I have no excuses. My main apologies go to Matt, Ethan, and Jake who had to deal with my ass. I’m SO sorry to hurt yo… Read more

Hello. I’m the owner of Tesla, SpaceX, The Boring Company, and a lot more. I’m also the owner of Twitter. I’m also the soon-to-be ruler of Mars. I’m the smartest person in the world, and I’m also a real-life Tony Stark. And, by far, the most handsome man alive. At least 20x better looking than Brad Pitt or George Clooney. And at least 500x better looking than Leonardo DiCaprio. All that being said... I still wish I w… Read more

Ello everybody

After a not so thorough consideration, I’ve decided to take a break from WJE and social media in general. I want to take a moment to say how much I appreciate every single person here on WJE. You’ve all made this place epik, and I can’t thank you enough for the memories, the support, and the good times we’ve shared.

This isn’t a goodbye forever, but it's most likely gonna be a long time till I return just to see how this place will still hold up. Stay amazing, and remember that you all have made a difference in someone’s life (a lil bit of mine).

On that note, ciao mfkers 👋

Scripts.com Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld

NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yell… Read more