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so I'm a 1ft 2 inch carrot that is 4 inches wide. I was the biggest baddest carrot in the supermarket until one day, a 17 year old boy grabbed me alongside some vaseline. And then, when we got home, he dipped me in that vaseline and... I don't need to say the rest. Anyways I now smell like shit and his mother threw me out the window out of fear. I then got picked up by a trash collecter and he used me as a dildo too.… Read more

WHO THE FUCK IS DELETING MY POSTS LIKE GET OVER IT I WILL POST SHIT ABT SOME CUNTS ON THIS SITE SO SUCK IT UP

You can’t allow people to get away with things that are completely over-the-top and outrageous. If you allow your 2 year old to smear the contents of his diapers on the wall of your living room, if you allow your 14 year old to light a joint at the breakfast table, if you allow your hormone-addled 15 year old daughter to slam the door of her bedroom and give you the finger, you’re gonna get MORE OF IT. And those kids… Read more

guess what???? i know something about ingenious. he’s actually not even that asian. well he’s half asian. how do i know this he goes to my school. plus he has a freshman girlfriend. he’s actually pretty pathetic. also he moved to another state because his parents were beating him so bad he had to go to foster care. and what he’s saying about him running away is true. he wants to go back because his foster parents are ABUSIVE. and i’m glad. -a friend

Formally, I once again request that my old account Lovely Perv have all of its content removed from the site, immediately and indefinitely.