CHUCK NORRIS beat the sun in a staring contest.
Death had a near-Chuck Norris experience a few days ago.
Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Unfortunately, Chuck Norris has never cried.
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Chuck Norris can pause an online videogame.
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whos online right now
whos on right now
hey i'm back on
I am about to kill myself
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wish me good luck i'm taking a map test so i wont for a couple hours
also please follow my new account (yes I am gta v god)
who wants to have a conversation
Who want's to have a Conversation?
who wants to talk to me
Who wanna talk?
Whos on right now???
https://tinychat.com/room/human619#signin