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Shower thoughts. U know u have serious acne when blind people try to read ur face-As a kid my parents taught me to not believe everything I see on TV, now I have to teach them to not believe everything they see on Facebook-Aliens invaded the Moon on July 20th, 1969— Vehicles today can surf the web, link to your phone, stream music and videos, etc.. but they still can't perform a simple database lookup to tell you what the check engine light is on for.-If you run at 11pm you are a night person. If you run at 5am you are a morning person. If you run at 3am you are a suspicious person

I don't understand all of you. half of the anons see this site and think " D r a m a " and what do they come to see? DRAMA. why is there drama? BC HALF OF THE PPL ON THIS SITE ARE LITTLE KIDS AND THE OTHER HALF ARE TEENAGERS. teens arguing with little kids. its something in my dreams man. meaning it's not normal. so fucking stop man.

I swear to all that is holy, if another thing like this happens, i'm gone. I'll delete this bookmark, my account, everything involving me, and I will never come back. I have enough crap to deal with, with bad grades and stupid kids, if I have to stress about THIS, then I won't have it anymore.

Why is this site filled with dumbass little kids and braindead monkey zoomers? This site is supposed to be for adult jokes made by and for respectable, civilized, humans. instead it's filled with twitter-loving consumer algorithm-fried zoomers and children. Fucking ban them already or make a containment site to filter that garbage out, we the community want to see true jokes on the front page, not "IF THIS HITS 69 LI… Read more

Aw shit, the kids got to the computer, and are now sending radar signals to the police station, guess I have to burn them now to get rid of the evidence.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they… Read more

Well guys, I realized something. If hailey and caytlin know eachother from school, then they are both 12, which means we are freaking out abut kids that haven't even become a teenager yet.

Geez, kids, if you are mad about the jokes on here, you dug your own grave. Dagger is just doing what the websites for, and if your mad about that, LEAVE THE FUCKING WEBSITE.

True funny story. Today on the school bus I looked at one of the older kids behind me and said “do you like hentai?” Then he said “no do you?”, then I said yeah then he said “do you jack off?” Then i said “yes” then i said “lets shake hands” after we shook hands the girl siting next to him started laughing and said “why did you do that!”, the guy quickly used alot of hand sanitiser after relizeing why i shook his hand

Is it just me or every time sombody says something inappropriate theirs at lest one annoying kid to bother them by saying gross think of the kids

The popular kid told me to go kill myself so I said: if I wanted to die I would jump off your ego and onto your IQ

Have you ever felt so invisible? Like no one would know If you died tonight, if you threw this fight And finally let it go The weight of holding on, so sick of being strong Just to end up alone Or am I the only one still up Wondering why who I am has never been enough? 'Cause I've never known What it's like to just feel wanted, wanted Like a ghost Always end up here forgotten, forgotten The question always haunting m… Read more