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Just gonna stand there and watch me burn? Well, that's alright, because I like the way it hurts Just gonna stand there and hear me cry? Well, that's alright, because I love the way you lie I love the way you lie I can't tell you what it really is I can only tell you what it feels like And right now, there's a steel knife in my windpipe I can't breathe, but I still fight while I can fight As long as the wrong feels ri… Read more

Matt, I represent the whole of the Community when I say, BAN GREG. That asshole is hitting on girls, asking for nudes, and disturbing the rare peace that occasionally occurs here.

You might think I'm crazy The way I've been cravin' If I put it quite plainly Just gimme them babies So, what you doing tonight? Better say, "Doin' you right" (yeah) Watchin' movies, but we ain't seen a thing tonight (yeah) I don't wanna keep you up (you up) But show me, can you keep it up? (It up) 'Cause then I'll have to keep you up Shit, maybe I'ma keep you up, boy I've been drinking coffee (I've been drinking cof… Read more

Sixty-four people playing games and talking Black Hole threatens all of them 'Til a blue hand stops them Their name is Four, with X in tow Can they trust them? I don't know! They said, Don't you wanna battle for a prize? You could win a BFDI Eight teams of eight are made Get a basket and you'll be safe

Elimination time, it's Cake at Stake Pencil's out and taken away Where'd she go? Their jaws are slack Four brings d… Read more

the whole ashton exposeing

Kai :) 22 hours ago what

Ashton Parkes ツ 22 hours ago nothing

Kai :) 22 hours ago then why say anything.

πŸ¦„ Entity 16 hours ago Nothingness

Malia Mills 15 hours ago Hi guys

Ashton Parkes ツ 12 hours ago hey just woke up

Malia Mills 11 hours ago oh okay good morning Ashton!!

Ashton Parkes ツ 11 hours ago good morning i slept in i was up till 5 am

Malia Mills 11 hours ago Woah, well i … Read more

Ashton bro i leave for one day and you go out and start to vape and continue to hit on girls

Ashton, I’d like to apologize to you for a few reasons. I’m sorry for the things I said about you and what I called you. It’s just that a lot of girls have left this website because they think you were hitting on them and it made them feel uncomfortable. I should’ve told you about those things in a nicer way and, again, I’m really sorry. I don’t expect you to forgive me, but seeing so many girls leave this website and you sometimes lying just made me things the worst about you. I hope we can be friends, or, if not, then allies.

Alr so ima make one thing clear. I've been on this site since Hailey and jake and the old people. I joined around 4 months ago. I've seen this site go through everything. The worst I've seen is Ashton. Dawg I thought you were chill when I first talked to you and I liked talking to you but then I saw you hitting on a girl whos 3 years younger than you which made me not want to even affiliate with you. So ima makes one… Read more

Damn people sure are hating Ashton, I find that a but funny because I think he was actually worse before and has gotten better. It may be because I’m not in as much anymore but I haven't seen him hit on anybody since, well almost a year ago

please everybodg pray for lizzy. lets hope she didnt hit an artery and lets hope she is getting help. god i am scared

Why is this site filled with dumbass little kids and braindead monkey zoomers? This site is supposed to be for adult jokes made by and for respectable, civilized, humans. instead it's filled with twitter-loving consumer algorithm-fried zoomers and children. Fucking ban them already or make a containment site to filter that garbage out, we the community want to see true jokes on the front page, not "IF THIS HITS 69 LI… Read more

Like this if you laughed.

These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.

I made a website for orphans .Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.

Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)

Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.

What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.

Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!