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Donald Trump literally just shat himself
I get it. You hated him 4 years ago and you still do today
I have seen a lot hate and vitriol thrown his way, but the guy is an overachiever and defies the odds.
Perhaps it is jealousy and people can't stand the thought of how much money and success he has.
Yeah, it may be true that he has had his fair share of scandals. He may have told a few lies here and there and twisted the truth to make himself look better. … Read more
Good morning good after noon whatever time it is for you. As you all know Ethan (ingenious) took his life. He texted me last night saying that he attempted to hang himself. He regretted telling me instead of Leo. He also told me he was gonna tell Leo even though he's in school. I should have taken matter into my own hands but I thought he was gonna do the right thing but he ended up blocking Leo and doing what he did last night.
Hello, I have something concerning I need to speak about. I have a called friend named Bassam and we were in love with an anime girl called mitsuri. We made a promise to that we would take turns dating her but we recently go into a fight and he has been keeping her to himself. This has hurt me so much and I hope you guys cam give me advice. I know I shouldn't be bringing this to the public especially on this website, but i urgently need help.
Hey everyone, it's with a heavy heart that I've decided to officially leave the site due to ongoing impersonation issues. Despite efforts to address the problem, it persisted, making it difficult for me to continue engaging here. I want to thank those who have supported me genuinely, and I hope our paths cross again in the future. I'm never gonna come back, not even from time to time, and any impersonator claiming otherwise is spreading falsehoods. Lastly, I’m pretty sure the impersonator is AG. I hope that son of a bitch ends himself. That wraps up my goodbye post, thank you all. - Silent Specter
Eminem was born on October 17, 1972. His mom had some weird blood-poisoning sickness in her titties, so she couldn’t BREASTFEED him... I guess he just drank normal milk. Eminem’s dad left him a young age, so he and his mom lived together by themselves, they moved several times, in FACT, Eminem claimed that he went to 15 shitty schools during his childhood. Believe it or not, Eminem was actually born in MISSOURI, but … Read more
I heard there is some furry version of me on here calling himself “Batman.” Where is he?
(Requested by Anonymous)
Arthur strolled into camp with a mischievous smirk on his face, his clothes nowhere to be found. Dutch raised an eyebrow at him, his expression a mixture of confusion and annoyance.
"What the hell are you doing, Arthur?" Dutch demanded.
"Just enjoying a little freedom, Dutch," Arthur replied with a chuckle. "Why, are you jealous?"
Dutch glared at him, crossing his arms. "Put some damn clo… Read more
Once upon a time in the deepest depths of hell, Alastor, known as "The Radio Demon," found himself feeling uncharacteristically bored. As a sadistic demon with a penchant for chaos, it was rare for Alastor to experience such an emotion. However, his mischievous nature compelled him to seek out something that could bring pleasure to his twisted soul.
Eying his retrofitted radio booth, Alastor's eyes flickered with a … Read more
Once upon a chilling night, in the darkest corners of the internet, an unsettling occurrence took place. Adolf Hitler, the infamous dictator, somehow managed to rise from the ashes and found himself in the most unexpected forum - Worst Jokes Ever. This eerie spectacle caught the attention of the five moderators who oversaw the site.
Dagger, known for his ruthless enforcement of rules, couldn't hide his excitement. H… Read more
Am I the only on that finds it pretty cringe that dagger has like 5 accounts and talks to himself with them? And then he comes up with these “amazing” insults that seem very AI generated.
Hey so for everybody...I have a big apology. Toby TRIED to off himself, he OD’d pretty bad and is alive so to may and everyone who endured the dramas genuinely my bad. His mom just called me and explained. IM SO SORRY
GENESIS 45 Joseph Makes Himself Known 1Then Joseph could no longer control himself before all his attendants, and he cried out, “Have everyone leave my presence!” So there was no one with Joseph when he made himself known to his brothers. 2And he wept so loudly that the Egyptians heard him, and Pharaoh’s household heard about it. 3Joseph said to his brothers, “I am Joseph! Is my father still living?” But his brothers… Read more
GENESIS 44 A Silver Cup in a Sack 1Now Joseph gave these instructions to the steward of his house: “Fill the men’s sacks with as much food as they can carry, and put each man’s silver in the mouth of his sack. 2Then put my cup, the silver one, in the mouth of the youngest one’s sack, along with the silver for his grain.” And he did as Joseph said. 3As morning dawned, the men were sent on their way with their donkeys.… Read more
GENESIS 43 Joseph’s Brothers Return to Egypt 1Now the famine was severe in the land. 2And when they had eaten the grain that they had brought from Egypt, their father said to them, “Go again, buy us a little food.” 3But Judah said to him, “The man solemnly warned us, saying, ‘You shall not see my face unless your brother is with you.’ 4If you will send our brother with us, we will go down and buy you food. 5But if yo… Read more
Matt, please ban Hank Schrader. He causes unnecessary bs, randomly tells me to kill themselves, and calls them furries and gays. He's literally 8 years old. He said so himself. I don't think anybody would disagree with the idea of banning him.
GENESIS 41 Joseph Interprets Pharaoh’s Dreams 1After two whole years, Pharaoh dreamed that he was standing by the Nile, 2and behold, there came up out of the Nile seven cows, attractive and plump, and they fed in the reed grass. 3And behold, seven other cows, ugly and thin, came up out of the Nile after them, and stood by the other cows on the bank of the Nile. 4And the ugly, thin cows ate up the seven attractive, pl… Read more
GENESIS 35 God Blesses and Renames Jacob 1God said to Jacob, “Arise, go up to Bethel and dwell there. Make an altar there to the God who appeared to you when you fled from your brother Esau.” 2So Jacob said to his household and to all who were with him, “Put away the foreign gods that are among you and purify yourselves and change your garments. 3Then let us arise and go up to Bethel, so that I may make there an alta… Read more
GENESIS 33 Jacob Meets Esau 1Jacob looked up and there was Esau, coming with his four hundred men; so he divided the children among Leah, Rachel and the two female servants. 2He put the female servants and their children in front, Leah and her children next, and Rachel and Joseph in the rear. 3He himself went on ahead and bowed down to the ground seven times as he approached his brother. 4But Esau ran to meet Jacob a… Read more
GENESIS 32 Jacob Prepares to Meet Esau 1Jacob also went on his way, and the angels of God met him. 2When Jacob saw them, he said, “This is the camp of God!” So he named that place Mahanaim. 3Jacob sent messengers ahead of him to his brother Esau in the land of Seir, the country of Edom. 4He instructed them: “This is what you are to say to my lord Esau: ‘Your servant Jacob says, I have been staying with Laban and hav… Read more