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True funny story. Today on the school bus I looked at one of the older kids behind me and said “do you like hentai?” Then he said “no do you?”, then I said yeah then he said “do you jack off?” Then i said “yes” then i said “lets shake hands” after we shook hands the girl siting next to him started laughing and said “why did you do that!”, the guy quickly used alot of hand sanitiser after relizeing why i shook his hand

This is completely a waist of time, but worth it at the same time.

*Dad's sitting on the couch reading news paper when wife walks in*

Husband: "This music.. Is the final boss coming? Or worse.. It's my wife..."

Wife: "You jobless monkey... Money to pay bills doesn't grow on tree's"

Husband: "Well it's no my fault.. And I was born poor *Over it* If I was son of Bill Gates I'd bathe in money.."

Wife: "First go bat… Read more

Sooooo update time!!

About a week ago, I made a post about how my crush didn't like me.

Turns put he does!!! I asked him out on friday, and he likes me back!! I'm so glad! Life's finally starting to turn around for me! (In a good way).

I like to try and help people out with things like relationship issues or stress. I can be a bit of a beach sometimes but I don't mean to. I have ADD, (Attention deficit disorder) which is pretty much ADHD but I don't have the hyperactivity. It is also known as inattentive ADHD. ADHD can often cause things like:

Memory struggle, Easily triggered (Anger) You get the idea.

Adhd is a very misunderstood disorder/disabi… Read more

A shoutout to CEO of Racism. He pays well for you to work at his company. Now hiring.

I talked to some flat earther today he has some pretty interesting stuff to say but the earth isn’t fucking flat the only thing the supported his idea was the hole in the roof at the Georgia guide stones always has the North Star in it no mattar what time of night or what time of year

bitch pl your problby some little two year old that thinks he is cool time for the one and only ashton parkes to come back oops did i hurt your feelings

When Jeremy Maclin went down, when, when, he tore his ACL and his fuckin’ MCL in the same goddamn day, dawg, I was over here, I’m lookin’ like, “Aw, shit, man, Jeremy Maclin went down”. Everybody’s all y’know, mad and pissed off, I’m lookin’ like, man, I’m lookin’ like, man, y’know I hope Jeremy Maclin ge-e-et better, but fuck, time for Riley Cooper, that [EXPUNGED]‘s a fuckin’ beast, fuckin’ hog, fuckin’ ballin’ out in the show, I mean, I mean, the [EXPUNGED]‘s a fuckin’ monster, you kno-ow what I’m saying, Riley Cooper, man, that dude, shit. Love him! Now I look like a fuckin’ idiot, man

Alright, so it’s a good thing I didn’t buy yo fuckin’ Jersey. Riley Cooper on some real shit. I was really gonna buy yo Jersey, I had my eyes set on it, man. I always thought of you bein’ a low-key fuckin’ beast, okay, fuckin’ monster, fuckin’ hog, fuckin’ ball out of control, okay? But as you guys know man Riley Cooper, he came out and used the word [EXPUNGED], okay? Now, I understand that he was drunk at a fuckin’ … Read more

For those of you that don’t know Christianity is just a Jewish cult that has no historical or religious depth rather than hey this dude is a zombie for example Jesus was crusified because he claimed to be king of Jews so really if your Cranston you should just switch to Jewish because that’s basically what you belive in but more accurate better yet just be non religious like me

I’m trying to start a servay if your Cristian and don’t know why Jesus was crusified say 1 in the chat if your cristian and do know why he was crusified put 2 if your not cristian like me don’t use this chat

Yesterday, my friend asked me if he could see The Stash. Needless to say, the next day he woke up in a ice-filled bathtub with his kidneys gone!