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USERS OF WORST JOKES EVER!!! I have a very pleasant announcement to make! Myself and Dagger, in honor of his helpfulness and Chad Energy, have crowned《 rmk 》the third Chad King of WJE. Treat him just as you would Dagger and myself. He will be aiding us in spreading Chadness all throughout the site, so be sure to congratulate him for his new title.

Guys, there’s a fake Dagger on here doing stupid crap. He’s got a ҉ in his name, so that stands out a lot. The real Dagger is in the comments, just ignore the idiot faker for now.

Guys, there is an impostor trying to be me. He has the wrong font, though. So please igonre him if says something bad and tries to blame me.

Both of my parents have died and I don't know how much pain i can take anymore maybe its time to put an end to myself and my life

My mom died from being shot and my dad at her remaining My dad died from being beat in prison and attempted on me 5 times, also he ate my mom remains as well

so before y'all make fun of people and how they look and why they act like that maybe y'all should go and ask them why there like that and if they tell you they tell you if they don't they don't

If robin hood robs the rich and gives to the poor, wouldn't he have to give the rich the money if he gives to the poor? And what if he makes the poor rich wouldn't he have to rob the person he gave money to?

Can u guys give me advice for my crush? i gave him a note saying I liked him yesterday-

and HE SMILED- IDK WHAT THAT MEANS- what do u think he will say? AND WhAT SHOULD I DO?!

GENESIS 8 1But God remembered Noah and all the wild animals and the livestock that were with him in the ark, and he sent a wind over the earth, and the waters receded. 2Now the springs of the deep and the floodgates of the heavens had been closed, and the rain had stopped falling from the sky. 3The water receded steadily from the earth. At the end of the hundred and fifty days the water had gone down, 4and on the sev… Read more

GENESIS 6 Wickedness in the World 1When human beings began to increase in number on the earth and daughters were born to them, 2the sons of God saw that the daughters of humans were beautiful, and they married any of them they chose. 3Then the Lord said, “My Spirit will not contend with humans forever, for they are mortal; their days will be a hundred and twenty years.” 4The Nephilim were on the earth in those days—a… Read more

GENESIS 5 From Adam to Noah 1This is the written account of Adam’s family line. When God created mankind, he made them in the likeness of God. 2He created them male and female and blessed them. And he named them “Mankind” when they were created. 3When Adam had lived 130 years, he had a son in his own likeness, in his own image; and he named him Seth. 4After Seth was born, Adam lived 800 years and had other sons and d… Read more

A man lives on the tenth floor of a building. Everyday, he goes on the elevator and goes down to the lobby and out the door to work. At the end of the day, he goes back to lobby, and goes up to the 7th floor, then walks the extra 3 floors, unless its raining, then he goes up to the 10th floor. Why does he do this?

Conversations with my younger self

How is oscar is he still jumping around like a kangaroo?

No, he got stuck underneath our dad's car now he can't jump.

how is grandnan is she still alive and well?

no, we lost her on February 21st at the age of 90.

our we still in the house we loved

no, we had to move houses because we couldn't afford it anymore.

are we still best friends with charlie Clarkson

no, she said something means about my parents and we stopped being friends in April 2021

But are we still happy all the time and have sooooooo many friends

No, we are just friends with a few people but they are awesome.

remember that tom? the inapprpriate one? he said this to me:

please fuck me please!!!! ur so cute hes making me feel really uncomfutable pls someone report him

I am the one, don't weigh a ton Don't need a gun to get respect up on the street (okay) Under the sun, the bastard son Will pop the Glock to feed himself and family (sheesh) By any means, your enemies my enemies We wet them up like a canteen (damn) The yellow tape surrounds the fate Don't have a face so now you late, open the gates

Great, eliminate like ElimiDate (woo) Hey, young boy had to penetrate (ooh) Face, you… Read more

Guys do not follow tom, he is super inappropriate, i did a 48 hour face reveal and this is what he said:

Tom 13 minutes ago Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ur so cute I wanna fuck your pussy so hard you look amazing I luv ur face come have sex with me mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Like this if you laughed.

These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.

I made a website for orphans .Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.

Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)

Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.

What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.

Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!

Some jokes on here are fucked, like my father would come back just to leave again if he knew i found these funny. Love being fucked in the head with yall