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I fucking hate Stuart Little. I know what you’re thinking, this is some funny joke, but no. Stuart Little is a piece of shit. fucking damn rat got picked over actual children at an orphanage and he’s supposed to be a hero? And I can’t even tell you how many damn times I’ve seen a great parking space only to turn the corner and realize Stuart Little is already parked there in his stupid tiny fucking convertible. He took my wife and the kids and my house and my job. I swear to fucking god.

It's not even morning I got breakfast on my mind I need a number two, a number four, two number 9s And can you add a sausage, egg and cheese with hash browns on the side My boy Paulo want an orange juice But he said he don't want ice (No ice) Can I put some grape jelly in the bag that would be nice And I think I want some hotcakes can you make it 405 Can I add a chicken biscuit make sure that it's freshly fried And S… Read more

Nobody Literally nobody Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven

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SHREK Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. … Read more

ashton Is telling everyone to leave him alone and to stop being mean, but he is harassing random girls and being a jerk when they don't want to date him. He only wants a girlfriend to flex on his "friends" if he has any. He is a bad person.

Please stop asston.

I would capitalize his name but, he doesn't deserve it.

bro @avaiscool this dude is 15 and your thirteen, he literally tryna pick you up so you can ride his dick man. dont trust him. he's been doing this every .single. day. first he liked lizz then , sad sarah, prob some other girl, now you. i fucking done with his shit man. like we are not friends, and we will never be.

bro fr ashton kinda scares me bro- he looks like he is 26 man and hes picking up girls man, im not taking his shit anymore man- i just cant man

I'll tell y'all what happen kayla was hacked so she isn't a problem its Marleigh. Yes my mom did die and yes I was raped but I just wanted new friends because at my school its hard for me to make friends because people say I have to much energy or I focus on myself and don;t care for other people and when Marleigh told me to kill myself I was heart broken because I had an ex and he cheated on me and worte me death notes and sometimes I wonder if Marleigh is right because I don't know what to do anymore and my mom die last year btw and I was rape last year as well we just didn;t go to court for it.

Guys, Ashton’s just trying to stir up some nonsense don’t listen to him. He is obviously joking because he said like 100 times that he was going to leave and he still stayed

C A S you are beautiful, you should NOT listen to Josh, he is a sad drug-addicticed bitch that doesn't have friends, but YOU have friends, right here on this website.

Hey everyone my friend from my school mad a profile so please follow him he will comment on here and say hi

Everyone please check out mybrotheres channel and sub to him cuz he wants some more subs

You beg for followers? Ask Bamer, and he shall give you a hundred.

USERS OF WORST JOKES EVER!!! I have a very pleasant announcement to make! Myself and Dagger, in honor of his helpfulness and Chad Energy, have crowned《 rmk 》the third Chad King of WJE. Treat him just as you would Dagger and myself. He will be aiding us in spreading Chadness all throughout the site, so be sure to congratulate him for his new title.

Guys, there’s a fake Dagger on here doing stupid crap. He’s got a ҉ in his name, so that stands out a lot. The real Dagger is in the comments, just ignore the idiot faker for now.

Guys, there is an impostor trying to be me. He has the wrong font, though. So please igonre him if says something bad and tries to blame me.

Both of my parents have died and I don't know how much pain i can take anymore maybe its time to put an end to myself and my life

My mom died from being shot and my dad at her remaining My dad died from being beat in prison and attempted on me 5 times, also he ate my mom remains as well

so before y'all make fun of people and how they look and why they act like that maybe y'all should go and ask them why there like that and if they tell you they tell you if they don't they don't

If robin hood robs the rich and gives to the poor, wouldn't he have to give the rich the money if he gives to the poor? And what if he makes the poor rich wouldn't he have to rob the person he gave money to?

Who tf is matt? i keep hearing all aobut him, but i have no idea who he is?

Can u guys give me advice for my crush? i gave him a note saying I liked him yesterday-

and HE SMILED- IDK WHAT THAT MEANS- what do u think he will say? AND WhAT SHOULD I DO?!