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Guys I feel like ima pass out, im honestly kinda sweating alotish and and people whove fle tmy forehead just said "oh god" and i dont think im ok but i want to stay at school to see fletcher..

GENESIS 45 Joseph Makes Himself Known 1Then Joseph could no longer control himself before all his attendants, and he cried out, โ€œHave everyone leave my presence!โ€ So there was no one with Joseph when he made himself known to his brothers. 2And he wept so loudly that the Egyptians heard him, and Pharaohโ€™s household heard about it. 3Joseph said to his brothers, โ€œI am Joseph! Is my father still living?โ€ But his brothersโ€ฆ Read more

GENESIS 44 A Silver Cup in a Sack 1Now Joseph gave these instructions to the steward of his house: โ€œFill the menโ€™s sacks with as much food as they can carry, and put each manโ€™s silver in the mouth of his sack. 2Then put my cup, the silver one, in the mouth of the youngest oneโ€™s sack, along with the silver for his grain.โ€ And he did as Joseph said. 3As morning dawned, the men were sent on their way with their donkeys.โ€ฆ Read more

A man walks into a bar and orders three shots. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Well... My oldest son just came out..." The man finishes the shots and leaves the bar. The next day, the man comes back and orders four shots. "What now?" the bartender asks. "My middle son just came out." The man finishes his drinks and leaves. He comes back the next day and orders five shots. "Again?" the bartender asks. "Yeah. My youngest son." He drinks his shots and leaves. The next day, he comes in again. This time, he orders ten shots. "My God! Is there anyone in your family that likes girls??" the bartender asks. "Yeah... My wife." (Repost!)

None of you dimwits have anything left to say and I honestly don't blame anyone for leaving this website anymore. If you scroll through the chat all you will see is "Who's here??" and "Anyone on?" by the same 4 people. No one on this website is smart enough to maintain a simple human conversation, it all just feels fake or stolen. After being on this website for 6+ months, it appears that worstjokesever.com has been โ€ฆ Read more

GENESIS 43 Josephโ€™s Brothers Return to Egypt 1Now the famine was severe in the land. 2And when they had eaten the grain that they had brought from Egypt, their father said to them, โ€œGo again, buy us a little food.โ€ 3But Judah said to him, โ€œThe man solemnly warned us, saying, โ€˜You shall not see my face unless your brother is with you.โ€™ 4If you will send our brother with us, we will go down and buy you food. 5But if yoโ€ฆ Read more

GENESIS 42 Josephโ€™s Brothers Go to Egypt 1When Jacob learned that there was grain for sale in Egypt, he said to his sons, โ€œWhy do you look at one another?โ€ 2And he said, โ€œBehold, I have heard that there is grain for sale in Egypt. Go down and buy grain for us there, that we may live and not die.โ€ 3So ten of Josephโ€™s brothers went down to buy grain in Egypt. 4But Jacob did not send Benjamin, Josephโ€™s brother, with hisโ€ฆ Read more

TERRORIST I NEED HELP HOW IN GODS GREEN EARTH DO I PUT A MF AUDIO ON THE POSTER FOR BIGMACS CLASS. LIKE I RECORDED MY PSA BUT IDK HOW TO PUT IT ON

My fucking social studies teacher said I was cheating on my work and I swear to god if he says "Your answers were the exact same as your friends" I am going to scream at the top of my lungs "WE WERE WORKING TOGETHER AND TELLING EACH OTHER WHAT WE THINK THE FUCKING ANSWERS ARE AND WE AGREED ON THE FUCKING ANSWERS WE GOT SO DEAL WITH IT." I won't say fucking and shit but I will yell all of that shit.

anyone else remeber when this was the most active time for this site?, i mean like where did everyone go?, evry, lostbozo, god Pt2,, chaotic-chaos, jassy, sadsam?