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A person walks into a ladies house and says “I’m gunna kill you.” And she’s says “you fool you can’t kill me” and the guy asks “why not” and she reply’s “ I’m in the living room” and the guys says “hey can you get me a drink?” And the lady walks in the kitchen and gets shot in the back

I wanna see what comments I get but who wants to discuss the topic of username 'the stig'?

ROUND 3: A thief enters a shop and threatens the clerk, forcing him to open the safe. The clerk says, "The code for the safe is different every day, and if you hurt me you'll never get the code". But the thief manages to guess the code on his own

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Or not. The answer is simply no, it ends with 'can you answer the riddle?' no, it is impossible. The reason most Harvard students get it wrong is because they look for a logical answer.ill be back with more if yo give a 👍 in the comments please. 😜

Beepo is correct! Well done! Here's another: a man walks outside into the rain without a hat or umbrella, yet not a hair on his head gets wet, how? Good luck! Plz post your guesses below😜

Every time I light my lighter the lighter my lighter gets before it is too light to light

How to get a girls attention.

1. Be unattractive. 2.Be stupid. 3.Be perverted. 4. Don't be unperverted.

nOw yOu kNow how to attract a girl.

I’ve been useing tgis site for awile but can somebody tell me are aconts saved to device? Do I get notifications if I make an acont? I’m ten I can’t let my hot mom see this website I’ll be deadbeat. Also can website owners ban panoply who only have bad puns I think it was better when it was all ofenceive and morbid

bruh sucks when your in class(or at work) and you start getting rock hard. lol can anyone relate?

I mistakenly sexted my wife’s sister A couple years ago I was on a business trip and missing my wife. I decided to take a suggestive picture (me in my boxer briefs, clearly with a bulge and just the tip sticking out the top) and send it to my wife. We don’t usually sext but I figured she’d appreciate knowing I was thinking of her.

It was late, I was tired, and barely paying attention. I accidentally sent it to her s… Read more

I'm not going anywhere today, I have to get my stimulus payment for a while and then we'll go to bed...

Well hello everyone, today we'll get to see how the magic school bus works. --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kekEV59LtiU