Freshness Community
Sorry for kinda fucking up the whole site even though i already said it, anyways good to see everyone and i donât really go on here anymore cuz i kinda like have shit to do, iâm in basically rehab and im not dealing with shitty people anymore. iâm in a band now, i donât smoke anymore and overall my life is pretty good. kayla, if youâre reading this im sorry for being a bitch to you. and cosmo, if youâre reading this i hope our political differences donât get in the way. anyways as jake always says, stay fresh cheese bags :)
According to the last post, voters picked Jamal to "Hide in a nearby gay strip club".
*THIS STORY HAS GRAPHIC CONTENT, DO NOT CONTINUE READING IF YOU'RE OFFENDED BY ANY OF THE JOKES*
Episode 2: The Sticky Situation â "Ebony Ass Shake in the F*g Den"
Jamal sprints his black ass into "Rainbow Rodeo," a sleazy queer joint packed with flaming white twinks, burly bears, and thirsty Latinos eyeing fresh meat. The bounce⊠Read more
I'm taking a break from WJE 'til I figure out something cool to do with my life
Stay fresh, cheese bags âïž
Hello, my name is Brenda. Imagine for a second that youâre me: An adult orphan kicked out of foster care at the tender age of 18. No family. No money. No love. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide from the big bad world suddenly at your feet. Forced to grow-up practically overnight or face homelessness and extreme adversity.
Fucked, in every sense of the world.
Then, imagine, youâre somehow able to beat the odds and get⊠Read more
Hey everybody
I would like to extend a sincere apology for my past behavior on the WJE site. In the past, I may have reacted too sensitively or impulsively to insults, and I genuinely regret making that much trouble on here. I acknowledge that such reactions are not correct and can disrupt the harmonious coexistence within the community.
I promise to be more understanding and tolerant in the future. My behavior is ⊠Read more
Hello everybody, and goodbye! This is my last post and my last comment of this website. I am leaving. You all are pretty great people, yes, but itâs time for me to leave nonetheless. I feel... affected by your negativity, unhappiness and despair. I donât feel happy or productive when I come here. I donât feel much enthusiasm as I respond to your texts. Maybe itâs the fact that youâre all strangers. I understand some ⊠Read more
The True Dagger
It was a chilling night on the Worst Jokes Ever (WJE) forum, where Dagger, the elderly and enigmatic moderator, had caused an atmosphere of fear and unease among the users. Despite his charm and elegant demeanor, Dagger's actions were extremely harsh and brutal towards anyone who crossed his path. His ruthless rampage on the site had left members scarred, traumatized, and yearning for justice. In a d⊠Read more
I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I canât believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we canât forget the conclusion. The conclu⊠Read more
Boi Labor Day is coming up, you better go outside and get fresh air you f@$#&%g online neobots
GENESIS 30 1When Rachel saw that she was not bearing Jacob any children, she became jealous of her sister. So she said to Jacob, âGive me children, or Iâll die!â 2Jacob became angry with her and said, âAm I in the place of God, who has kept you from having children?â 3Then she said, âHere is Bilhah, my servant. Sleep with her so that she can bear children for me and I too can build a family through her.â 4So she gave⊠Read more
GENESIS 26 Isaac and Abimelek 1Now there was a famine in the landâbesides the previous famine in Abrahamâs timeâand Isaac went to Abimelek king of the Philistines in Gerar. 2The Lord appeared to Isaac and said, âDo not go down to Egypt; live in the land where I tell you to live. 3Stay in this land for a while, and I will be with you and will bless you. For to you and your descendants I will give all these lands and w⊠Read more
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