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Anyone happy that they didn't get into a relationship with someone that they liked, just to find out from your best friend aka their cousin that they already had a gf and was planning to cheat on them just to see how it felt. I found out about this today after knowing the kid for about 4 months.

I wanna cry and die at the same time. And I still have his phone number but he won't answer when I call because his phone is a house phone so I can't text him. Do you guys have any suggestions?

GENESIS 24 Isaac and Rebekah 1Abraham was now very old, and the Lord had blessed him in every way. 2He said to the senior servant in his household, the one in charge of all that he had, “Put your hand under my thigh. 3I want you to swear by the Lord, the God of heaven and the God of earth, that you will not get a wife for my son from the daughters of the Canaanites, among whom I am living, 4but will go to my country … Read more

GENESIS 19 Sodom and Gomorrah Destroyed 1The two angels arrived at Sodom in the evening, and Lot was sitting in the gateway of the city. When he saw them, he got up to meet them and bowed down with his face to the ground. 2“My lords,” he said, “please turn aside to your servant’s house. You can wash your feet and spend the night and then go on your way early in the morning.” “No,” they answered, “we will spend the ni… Read more

GENESIS 18 The Three Visitors 1The Lord appeared to Abraham near the great trees of Mamre while he was sitting at the entrance to his tent in the heat of the day. 2Abraham looked up and saw three men standing nearby. When he saw them, he hurried from the entrance of his tent to meet them and bowed low to the ground. 3He said, “If I have found favor in your eyes, my lord, do not pass your servant by. 4Let a little wat… Read more

GENESIS 16 Hagar and Ishmael 1Now Sarai, Abram’s wife, had borne him no children. But she had an Egyptian slave named Hagar; 2so she said to Abram, “The Lord has kept me from having children. Go, sleep with my slave; perhaps I can build a family through her.” Abram agreed to what Sarai said. 3So after Abram had been living in Canaan ten years, Sarai his wife took her Egyptian slave Hagar and gave her to her husband t… Read more

ók so im schizophrenic right, i see shit right- and its really fucking freaking me out, and i tried telling my mom and she doesn't believe me, and im home alone rn, and ill watch scary shit and it freaks me the fuck out, and i just found out that you can have schizophrenic episodes and you see a LOT fo shit in those episodes, and im scared. and im already stressed with my mums dissapointment, and school, and my mental state sucks rn, and im finding out that my crush likes me, but hes moving, and i just feel like everything is out to get me/

okay so GUYS, i just found out you can recommend ppl on your profile. go to my profile, and scroll all the way down. i was like "holy shit"

first joke: took half an hour, but I found it.

https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning

I FOUND IT. I FOUND THE FIRST JOKE EVER ON THIS WEBSITE. It’s from 8 years ago on page 2192.

https://worstjokesever.com/?skip=43820

I found the oldest post on Community ever.

https://worstjokesever.com/community?skip=3980

GENESIS 11 The Tower of Babel 1Now the whole world had one language and a common speech. 2As people moved eastward, they found a plain in Shinar and settled there. 3They said to each other, “Come, let’s make bricks and bake them thoroughly.” They used brick instead of stone, and tar for mortar. 4Then they said, “Come, let us build ourselves a city, with a tower that reaches to the heavens, so that we may make a name … Read more

this is kai but anon, bc my dad found out i was sending naked girls on here lmao, but im sorry hello, my dad made me leave the zoom meeting. :(( sorry. cant be on tody btw

IM ABOUT TO START SOMETHING THAT WILL GET A LOT OF HATE LOL

This is an article I found. I will vote for this man.

Unknown to the world only a few years ago, the former mayor of South Bend, Indiana, quickly entered the conversation when he announced plans to run for president in the 2020 election. Pete Buttigieg placed fifth in the primaries after dropping out of the race and endorsing Joe Biden. He currently serves… Read more

What happened: My mom found out about the website so i made a new account on my ipad! I also got caitlyn in trouble but I missed you guys so much!! Caitlyn says hi!

Random psychonauts vid I found: https://youtube.com/shorts/6JXUrstLxqE?feature=share

The first riddle is:

What is always found on the ground but never gets dirty?