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Scripts.com Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld

NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yell… Read more

You can’t allow people to get away with things that are completely over-the-top and outrageous. If you allow your 2 year old to smear the contents of his diapers on the wall of your living room, if you allow your 14 year old to light a joint at the breakfast table, if you allow your hormone-addled 15 year old daughter to slam the door of her bedroom and give you the finger, you’re gonna get MORE OF IT. And those kids… Read more

Jake throws Blach on the bed and gradually takes off his pugilists. He then proceeds to visually examine Blach’s long, hard, cock. He gradually moves his finger up the side of Blach’s dick. After that, he very gradually licks the side of Blach’s penis. He swirls his tongue around the head his dick. Then he suctions on JUUUUSSSTT the tip of his throbbing hard cock. He then tickles and licks Blach’s balls... Blach opta… Read more

My dearest Seth,

I cannot contain the burning desire that rages within me whenever I think of you. Your strong presence and handsome features captivate my every thought. The way your eyes lock onto mine, sending shivers down my spine, ignites a fire in me that cannot be extinguished.

I long to feel your touch, to run my fingers through your hair and trace the contours of your body. The thought of your lips on mine … Read more

Hellloo this post is directly towards Charlie, So Charlie if you see this is directing towards you. First off id like to start off that I dont think its cool that you lash out pointing fingers at everyone and that the votes were not rigged, If you however, took the time and consideration to think "oh maybe I should ask and say my point" like a normal human being would instead of making it a huge thing and saying that… Read more

Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld

NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yellow, black. Y… Read more

A man had just finished drinking at the pub yk how it goes walking besides the train tracks AND THIS WAS A SMALL VILLAGE SO NOT MUCH HAPPENED When suddenly he saw a random silver case on the side in the grass near the train tracks NOW PEOPLE HAD BEEN SEEING THIS SUIT CASE FOR A FEW WEEKS NOW but no one did anything or opened it because what if a man left it yk? cant go through someones stuff But the mans curiosity go… Read more

hey, it's leo again. i am sorry for not being on guys, i have been dealing with some things away from the computer screen and i think i'm okay now, but i'm not sure. that's not the point though. i've been just lurking this website for a while, and that's mostly because you guys won't stop attacking me, or just because i am too lazy to get into any of the drama. i just wanted to say some shit about the opal drama, be… Read more

THE PLAN:

Dagger Jr. rechecked the plan in the dark underbelly of WJE's community section, making sure everyone knew their role. "Alright, guys, remember, as soon as we see DonutDrawzz's comment, we all reply with 'KYS' simultaneously. We have to show her we won't tolerate her behavior anymore."

Wade, determined and ready, nodded. "I've been waiting for this moment. It's time to stand up to this bully and protect o… Read more

If you’re ever bored here’s a list of fun things to do. 1) Pulling teeth out of a deer’s mouth 2)Asking “why” until someone runs out of answers and starts sobbing uncontrollably 3)Bending your fingers backwards as far as you can 4)Eating childhood memories 5)Making time stop forever 6)Transforming into whatever form people fear most 7)Silly straws

Im going to explain how it feels to be strangled to death First, you feel the pressure in your throat your eyes water and you start to taste something very very sour in your mouth then it's like someone lights a match right in the middle of your chest and that fire grows it fills your lungs, mussels, and your throat and all the way behind your eyes and finally that fire turns to ice like pins and needles of ice are sticking into your fingers, feet, arms, you see stars than darkness and the last thing you feel is cold

i’m probably not going to be on here for a while cause my parents are taking away my phone. they’re pretty mad. probably gonna get a couple more bruises. pretty hard to type with sprained fingers anyway.

I walks up to my girlfriend and says to her, “Want to play the firetruck game?” She says, “Sure, how do you play it?” I says, “I place my finger at the bottom of your leg and run it up, and you say red light when you want me to stop.” She says yes, and I begin. I start to get close to reaching up her skirt, she says, “Red light!” I looks at her and I smile wickedly and says, “Firetrucks don’t stop for red lights.” She laughs as I start to rape her.

Put a finger down if you ever got called perfect but know that your not because you see things that nobody else sees and the refuse to tell you that your not perfect so you rethink everything that you have been through then convince yourself that you must be perfect but then randomly you remember why you think it then go back to refusing that your perfect than everyone thinks that you are the worst person in your school and you start wondering why you were born. (I put all of my fingers down).