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A man lives on the tenth floor of a building. Everyday, he goes on the elevator and goes down to the lobby and out the door to work. At the end of the day, he goes back to lobby, and goes up to the 7th floor, then walks the extra 3 floors, unless its raining, then he goes up to the 10th floor. Why does he do this?

Conversation with my younger self 🥰😭

Did Rosie get better?

No, she sadly left us all on the 4th of November (?) in 2017, but then we got a new puppy called Raven who we love very much.

Oh, is Lily still our bestie?

Not exactly, Lily moved to Broken hill at the end of year 2... But we still talk everyday!

Wow, are we still at the hub?

No, we moved to a new campus and we made AMAZING friends and memories there,… Read more

People are probably blaming me for making Hailey leave. But I never meant for this to happen. If people don't know, it all started from one of my harmless feminism jokes, when she and her friends started to talk shit about it and me. Sure, I said some stuff that I regret (and I did say sorry for them), but I was trying to stop this bullshit. Whenever they made insulting posts and comments, I would ignore or respond c… Read more

This is completely a waist of time, but worth it at the same time.

*Dad's sitting on the couch reading news paper when wife walks in*

Husband: "This music.. Is the final boss coming? Or worse.. It's my wife..."

Wife: "You jobless monkey... Money to pay bills doesn't grow on tree's"

Husband: "Well it's no my fault.. And I was born poor *Over it* If I was son of Bill Gates I'd bathe in money.."

Wife: "First go bat… Read more

Note to self: Don't eat curry.

My stomach didn't like the spices in Tandoori chicken last night and I ended up throwing up at 11:30 last night. :/

YOUR MAMA IS SO FAT INSTEAD OF WEARING A MASK 😷 SHE ENDED UP USING HER DAUGHTER'S G-STRINGS 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Guide to ban evasion, because fuck jannies.

Download Tor browser. It masks your IP and clears cookies at the end of the session. It strongly resists fingerprinting as well. You will not be able to be recognized by the website when you visit it again, so bans will not stick. VPNs will work, but not as well due to the limited amount of servers and the variability of whatever browser you are using.

Download here: torproject.org/download/

Now, in personal opinion, there’s a huge difference between the word [EXPUNGED] and [EXPUNGED], okay? Not, not one fuckin’ time. In my videos, have I ever came out and said, “Yo man, fuck dat [EXPUNGED]”. NEVER said dat shit. And I better fuckin’ ke-e-ep my goddamn voice down, there might be some [EXPUNGED] walkin’ do-own the street bout re-ea-dy to fuck me up, man. You know what I’m sayin’? But, um, but yeah, though… Read more

She put him out Like the burnin' end of a midnight cigarette She broke his heart He spent his whole life tryin' to forget We watched him drink his pain away A little at a time But he never could get drunk enough To get her off his mind Until the night

[Chorus: Brad Paisley & Alison Krauss ] He put that bottle to his head And pulled the trigger And finally drank away her memory Life is short, but this time it was bigger Than the strength he had to get up off his knees We found him with his face down in the pillow With a note that said, "I'll love her 'til I die" And when we buried him beneath the willow The Angels sang a whiskey lullaby

Have you ever felt so invisible? Like no one would know If you died tonight, if you threw this fight And finally let it go The weight of holding on, so sick of being strong Just to end up alone Or am I the only one still up Wondering why who I am has never been enough? 'Cause I've never known What it's like to just feel wanted, wanted Like a ghost Always end up here forgotten, forgotten The question always haunting m… Read more

As i get older, i remember all the people i lost along the way. Maybe my career as a tour guide should end.

REPOST ROUND 4 Part 1: In 1990, a person is 15 years old but in 1995 the same person is 10. How? PART 2: what always ends everything? Both answers correct= 25 points Post your guesses below!👑

ROUND 4 Part 1: In 1990, a person is 15 years old but in 1995 the same person is 10. How? PART 2: what always ends everything? Both answers correct= 25 points Post your guesses below!👑

Or not. The answer is simply no, it ends with 'can you answer the riddle?' no, it is impossible. The reason most Harvard students get it wrong is because they look for a logical answer.ill be back with more if yo give a 👍 in the comments please. 😜