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Uh oh, and here we go Yeah, that's Mike E. Clark And we're the Insane Clown Posse And this here is the chop chop slide If you heard something similar to this Fuck that, 'cause we the shit Juggalos, what's our signal? Whoop-whoop! That's right! Now what we gonna do is clap four times quickly and bust the signal Whoop-whoop! Whoop-whoop! Yeah, not bad, not bad But let's do it again, some of y'all were a little slow on … Read more

Mid-Western Motherfucker u on? I made ur card. I was gonna post ‘em all at once but I’ll show u yours if ur on.

I apologize if I've been being a bitch, I know it's not a justification but I've been having a really hard time. Specifically I'm sorry to em, Jake, and dp

★ intro: dankton ★ Let me just grab this, yep, put that there, zap that, grab this here little voice module, insert that, add the bbl and oh, my god, kare-baby, you're back!

★ chorus: karen & dankton ★ Back with a vengeance, a mac got extended More than an os, i am snappin', avengers Back from the dead, bitch i came out the trenches Opps gettin' red, leave 'em dead, like redemption (yeah) Ms paint, paint the block r… Read more

Em this is for when you get back from school

Meeting name: kMeet Meeting link: https://kmeet.infomaniak.com/pqyjmyjfymlpqlaj Meeting code: 3856652442

it's cool when they do it (it's cool, huh?) It's a problem when I do it Fuck 'em (fuck 'em) Birds of a feather (what?) They flock together, that make you a sucker (a sucker) I don't fuck with nobody (none of 'em) If you ain't mob ties Then it's fuck you (fuck you)

Just gonna stand there and watch me burn? Well, that's alright, because I like the way it hurts Just gonna stand there and hear me cry? Well, that's alright, because I love the way you lie I love the way you lie I can't tell you what it really is I can only tell you what it feels like And right now, there's a steel knife in my windpipe I can't breathe, but I still fight while I can fight As long as the wrong feels ri… Read more

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUTq3z2Tm0M 0:32-0:54 Reese’s Puffs, Reese’s Puffs! Eat em’ up, Eat em’ up, Eat em’ up! Reese’s Puffs, Reese’s … Read more

hello welcome to abortion pizza your loss is our sauce we also run a bbq buisness on the side yester days mistake is todays steak u make em we scrape em

I am the one, don't weigh a ton Don't need a gun to get respect up on the street (okay) Under the sun, the bastard son Will pop the Glock to feed himself and family (sheesh) By any means, your enemies my enemies We wet them up like a canteen (damn) The yellow tape surrounds the fate Don't have a face so now you late, open the gates

Great, eliminate like ElimiDate (woo) Hey, young boy had to penetrate (ooh) Face, you… Read more

Like this if you laughed.

These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.

I made a website for orphans .Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.

Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)

Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.

What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.

Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!